I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Wow.
Somebody call Georges de Paris, stat.
A.
Wow.
Somebody call Georges de Paris, stat.
A.
seconded.
seconded.
Hey Beavis, you can see his underwear. Uh huh huh huh.
Hey Beavis, you can see his underwear. Uh huh huh huh.
Looks like Pooty Poot wants to look deeply into his eyes.
Looks like Pooty Poot wants to look deeply into his eyes.
Athenae -- Holden can add this to his Clueless in Santiago post. How does he embarrass us, let me count the ways.
Athenae -- Holden can add this to his Clueless in Santiago post. How does he embarrass us, let me count the ways.
haha freakin hillarious
haha freakin hillarious
Looking for his Man Date? Or did he just come (cum?) from one?
Looking for his Man Date? Or did he just come (cum?) from one?
He just pulled an LBJ in the can with the guy from Japan.
He just pulled an LBJ in the can with the guy from Japan.
Big oops.
Big oops.
this looks like a multiple partner kind of Man Date. how daring and progressive of our Dear Leader.
this looks like a multiple partner kind of Man Date. how daring and progressive of our Dear Leader.
Is he dancing?
I like how Koizumi is looking like he is trying to back away.
"Is that your BVD's or are you just happy to see me?"
Is he dancing?
I like how Koizumi is looking like he is trying to back away.
"Is that your BVD's or are you just happy to see me?"
He looks like he is doing that same jig that Ashlee Simpson did after she failed to lip synch on SNL.
He looks like he is doing that same jig that Ashlee Simpson did after she failed to lip synch on SNL.
Damn... at least Clinton exposed himself in private.
Damn... at least Clinton exposed himself in private.
where did that come from? way too easy to do in photoshop ... and the image didn't link to an article or anything. anybody know?
-- amity
where did that come from? way too easy to do in photoshop ... and the image didn't link to an article or anything. anybody know?
-- amity
Hey, George! "XYZ," man!
Hey, George! "XYZ," man!
is this for a real or is that photoshop? if it's for real, it's priceless, beats the poncho shot by a mile.
is this for a real or is that photoshop? if it's for real, it's priceless, beats the poncho shot by a mile.
Bush walks and stands with the backs of his hands facing forwards...just like an ape.
Bush walks and stands with the backs of his hands facing forwards...just like an ape.
What a fucking goof.
What a fucking goof.
love the glare out of putin --- kinda says, "I can't believe that idiot runs the USA"
love the glare out of putin --- kinda says, "I can't believe that idiot runs the USA"
is that a Man Date, or is he just excited?
2.76% (what's the average size?)
-L.
is that a Man Date, or is he just excited?
2.76% (what's the average size?)
-L.
Actually, Koizumi is thinking, "What IS it with these Bushes and their projectile bodily fluids?"
Actually, Koizumi is thinking, "What IS it with these Bushes and their projectile bodily fluids?"
for Pittsburgher's only:
looks like Kennywood is open.
-L.
for Pittsburgher's only:
looks like Kennywood is open.
-L.
well, now we know why he kept wearing the poncho
Koizumi is thinking "are you just happy to see me or did a bird just shit on you?"
well, now we know why he kept wearing the poncho
Koizumi is thinking "are you just happy to see me or did a bird just shit on you?"
Pooty's thinking, Jeez, what a maroon.
Pooty's thinking, Jeez, what a maroon.
Hey guys, lighten up. He's just playing a little grab ass with Kozumi. Nothing wrong or homo about that it. It's a very manly form of joking around.
Hey guys, lighten up. He's just playing a little grab ass with Kozumi. Nothing wrong or homo about that it. It's a very manly form of joking around.
looks like Kennywood is open. -Librarian
yins is soooo funny!
looks like Kennywood is open. -Librarian
yins is soooo funny!
Yahoo is running that photo. It's credited to AP. And, yup, it looks like his fly is down.
Oh, dear.
Yahoo is running that photo. It's credited to AP. And, yup, it looks like his fly is down.
Oh, dear.
Holy crap.
Thank anything you believe to be holy that the guy doesn't 'run commando.'
Ew, now I have to go bleach my brain.
Holy crap.
Thank anything you believe to be holy that the guy doesn't 'run commando.'
Ew, now I have to go bleach my brain.
so is he trying to prove that Dick didn't go on the trip with him?
so is he trying to prove that Dick didn't go on the trip with him?
Look closely and you can see the tiny Jesus that lives in his crotch.
Look closely and you can see the tiny Jesus that lives in his crotch.
Snorting in progress.
Snorting in progress.
The Tiny Little Head of State, as it were...
The Tiny Little Head of State, as it were...
Well, thank the stars he wasn't wearing the leopard thong, huh?
Well, thank the stars he wasn't wearing the leopard thong, huh?
So, I guess it's true he's been hitting the sake again...
Dubya gives a short lesson on foreign affairs. 
So, I guess it's true he's been hitting the sake again...
Dubya gives a short lesson on foreign affairs.
Funny, Bush's cock doesn't look so ginormous without the codpiece.
Funny, Bush's cock doesn't look so ginormous without the codpiece.
"Heh heh, lookit me! Two-steppin' with my favorite dance partner!"
"Heh heh, lookit me! Two-steppin' with my favorite dance partner!"
You can dress him up, but you can't take him out.
You can dress him up, but you can't take him out.
"Hey, Koizumi, wanna see my samurai sword?"
"Hey, Koizumi, wanna see my samurai sword?"
Can someone tell me why he stands like that?
Is it a medical condition or something?
And the crotch thing, ewwww!!
But you know what's funny? I guarantee you the AP photographer saw that and didn't say a fucking word. 
Can someone tell me why he stands like that?
Is it a medical condition or something?
And the crotch thing, ewwww!!
But you know what's funny? I guarantee you the AP photographer saw that and didn't say a fucking word.
His Poppy vomits on Japanese officials and Shrub shows them his dick.
Hey, let's let them be our Presidents!
His Poppy vomits on Japanese officials and Shrub shows them his dick.
Hey, let's let them be our Presidents!
God the thought of seeing pictures of this asswipe for the next 4 years is making me ill.
God the thought of seeing pictures of this asswipe for the next 4 years is making me ill.
Honestly, doesn't the idiot have minders? Isn't there a protocol person in the entourage who would have told him that proper dress for photo ops at diplomatic meetings may sometimes include colorful native dress but always includes zipped pants?
Honestly, doesn't the idiot have minders? Isn't there a protocol person in the entourage who would have told him that proper dress for photo ops at diplomatic meetings may sometimes include colorful native dress but always includes zipped pants?
So which is it? Does he look like Curious George or a freakin' marionette?
And the look on Putin's face is priceless.
So which is it? Does he look like Curious George or a freakin' marionette?
And the look on Putin's face is priceless.
Just a reminder:
some 61 million people voted for that retard.
That makes me very, very sad.
Just a reminder:
some 61 million people voted for that retard.
That makes me very, very sad.
He kinda looks like Pat Robertson in the photo.
Wierd.
He kinda looks like Pat Robertson in the photo.
Wierd.
What. A. Moron.
What. A. Moron.
"Ok, now I'll do my impression of Monica..."
"Ok, now I'll do my impression of Monica..."
He's our President, ugh!
He's our President, ugh!
I guarantee you the AP photographer saw that and didn't say a fucking word.
I sure as hell wouldn't. That photo's gonna be all over the place by tomorrow...at least, I hope it will be.
I guarantee you the AP photographer saw that and didn't say a fucking word.
I sure as hell wouldn't. That photo's gonna be all over the place by tomorrow...at least, I hope it will be.
He makes the other heads of state laugh.
That George!
He makes the other heads of state laugh.
That George!
Honestly, doesn't the idiot have minders?
Goddamn it.
I specifically told George to wipe his wee wee with tinkle paper and make a zippy with his pants after potty time.
No graham crackers, George.
I knew a man named Lancelot
He'd always dance and prance a lot
But whenever he'd pass
A presentable lass
The front of his pants would advance a lot!
Honestly, doesn't the idiot have minders?
Goddamn it.
I specifically told George to wipe his wee wee with tinkle paper and make a zippy with his pants after potty time.
No graham crackers, George.
I knew a man named Lancelot
He'd always dance and prance a lot
But whenever he'd pass
A presentable lass
The front of his pants would advance a lot!
Limp Dick!
Limp Dick!
watertiger, I'm sure that was the point.
Also the point of AP's photo editor.
watertiger, I'm sure that was the point.
Also the point of AP's photo editor.
Behold.
The most powerful man on Earth flashing his tighty-whities.
Behold.
The most powerful man on Earth flashing his tighty-whities.
Just begging for a wedgie!
Just begging for a wedgie!
You guys and gals are a riot!
Oy. Chimp is too easy a target.
You guys and gals are a riot!
Oy. Chimp is too easy a target.
Don't worry. It has to 'get up' to 'get out'.
And it only gets up when he goes, "On my command, air strikes will begin in Baghdad" (Pumps fist - "Feels good!!")
What a sick fuck.
Don't worry. It has to 'get up' to 'get out'.
And it only gets up when he goes, "On my command, air strikes will begin in Baghdad" (Pumps fist - "Feels good!!")
What a sick fuck.
The emperor has no clothes...
What happens when your best friends can't tell you the truth...
The second coming...
Free fruit of the loom for the entire staff...
You can't write this stuff...
The emperor has no clothes...
What happens when your best friends can't tell you the truth...
The second coming...
Free fruit of the loom for the entire staff...
You can't write this stuff...
fourlegsgood,
um...i'm an idiot. but i'm okay about it now.
fourlegsgood,
um...i'm an idiot. but i'm okay about it now.
Rock out with your cock out?
Rock out with your cock out?
On the opposite side of the photo, the biggest-Bush supporter, Aussie PM Howard, is performing the two-hand grab on Chinese President Hu.
It just reeks of "SAVE ME FROM THAT MORON, PLEASE!"
The other person in the photo is the Singaporean PM Lee Hsien Loong.
On the opposite side of the photo, the biggest-Bush supporter, Aussie PM Howard, is performing the two-hand grab on Chinese President Hu.
It just reeks of "SAVE ME FROM THAT MORON, PLEASE!"
The other person in the photo is the Singaporean PM Lee Hsien Loong.
Maybe everyone already has seen this, but there's a new version of the Eminem "Mosh" video, with a new ending.
http://tinyurl.com/3oswf
.
Maybe everyone already has seen this, but there's a new version of the Eminem "Mosh" video, with a new ending.
http://tinyurl.com/3oswf
.
The Tiny Little Head of State, as it were...
It would probably do a better job of running the country.
The Tiny Little Head of State, as it were...
It would probably do a better job of running the country.
Chief of Staff
Head Of State
POLEitical Capital
Chief of Staff
Head Of State
POLEitical Capital
The Tiny Little Head of State, as it were...
It would probably do a better job of running the country.
The Tiny Little Head of State, as it were...
It would probably do a better job of running the country.
Whoa! Sorry, how did that happen?
Damn you, Haloscan!
Whoa! Sorry, how did that happen?
Damn you, Haloscan!
Really?
Really?
What's that he's doing, the Mr Happy Dance?
What's that he's doing, the Mr Happy Dance?
Freakin' furious George needs to keep his small, small *package* under wraps. His minders were taken aback.
Freakin' furious George needs to keep his small, small *package* under wraps. His minders were taken aback.
So what's the Secret Service code for this?
So what's the Secret Service code for this?
Hey! Stop downing the 2nd greatest preznit in the history of the US!
Sure he's walking around with his wanger hanging from his slacks. Where else is he going to hang his sombrero when there isn't a black valet in miles.
Comment from the White House: In Texas, they call walking around with your wanger out "walking. What, you've never been to Texas?
As for his dick, that's one of those...(inhale)..."ex-ag-er-ay-shuns."
His dick is at home doing poppers.
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Hey! Stop downing the 2nd greatest preznit in the history of the US!
Sure he's walking around with his wanger hanging from his slacks. Where else is he going to hang his sombrero when there isn't a black valet in miles.
Comment from the White House: In Texas, they call walking around with your wanger out "walking. What, you've never been to Texas?
As for his dick, that's one of those...(inhale)..."ex-ag-er-ay-shuns."
His dick is at home doing poppers.
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It's Clinton's fault that Bush is airing his frank and beans.
It's Clinton's fault that Bush is airing his frank and beans.
"Take me to your leader!" demanded the aliens.
Behold, the people said: "C" student at college.
Lax nat'l guard participant. Leader of the most powerful nation on earth.
"Take me to your leader!" demanded the aliens.
Behold, the people said: "C" student at college.
Lax nat'l guard participant. Leader of the most powerful nation on earth.
Just be thankful Bush wasn't "al fresco", if you know what I mean.
Just be thankful Bush wasn't "al fresco", if you know what I mean.
Wildebeest,
Bless you for the fine laughter.
Wildebeest,
Bless you for the fine laughter.
"Thanks for waiting. Condi just need to, uh, confer with me a minute about her new position."
"Thanks for waiting. Condi just need to, uh, confer with me a minute about her new position."
for the doubters here's the AP photo courtesy of Yahoo news.
for the doubters here's the AP photo courtesy of Yahoo news.
How long before the Freepers have a contract out on the photographer?
How long before the Freepers have a contract out on the photographer?
Well, it's certainly no weapon of mass erection.
Well, it's certainly no weapon of mass erection.
Bush walks and stands with the backs of his hands facing forwards...just like an ape.
Oh, you noticed it too.
Bush walks and stands with the backs of his hands facing forwards...just like an ape.
Oh, you noticed it too.
"some 61 million people voted for that retard."
No, Diebold flipped 10 or more million votes into votes for that retard, which is a very different thing.
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"some 61 million people voted for that retard."
No, Diebold flipped 10 or more million votes into votes for that retard, which is a very different thing.
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How else can he embarass us?
How else can he embarass us?
George ain't got nothing on Cheney.
George ain't got nothing on Cheney.
"It may be Chile today, but it'll be hot tamale! Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha! Good one, huh Juni?
My what's open?"
"It may be Chile today, but it'll be hot tamale! Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha! Good one, huh Juni?
My what's open?"
"Ordinarily, I like to freeball, but Condi made me wear a suit. This is my happy compromise."
"Ordinarily, I like to freeball, but Condi made me wear a suit. This is my happy compromise."
No, Diebold flipped 10 or more million votes into votes for that retard, which is a very different thing.
Good point.
.
No, Diebold flipped 10 or more million votes into votes for that retard, which is a very different thing.
Good point.
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"Heh, heh, so THIS is what they call the 'meat and greet,' huh?"
"Heh, heh, so THIS is what they call the 'meat and greet,' huh?"
Ah, the restoration of honor and dignity
Punk.
Ah, the restoration of honor and dignity
Punk.
Once again, the liberal media makes Bush look like a jackass. The picture is gone from the News Photos list now though...
Once again, the liberal media makes Bush look like a jackass. The picture is gone from the News Photos list now though...
"No, Mr. President, I am not familiar with the "Hokey Pokey," but if you would be so kind as not to point that thing at me, I would be happy to learn."
"No, Mr. President, I am not familiar with the "Hokey Pokey," but if you would be so kind as not to point that thing at me, I would be happy to learn."
Cheney's got a baby's arm holding an apple growing out of his crotch.
Dick's Log
Cheney's got a baby's arm holding an apple growing out of his crotch.
Dick's Log
Once again, the liberal media makes Bush look like a jackass.
It's not hard. It's "point and click" easy.
Once again, the liberal media makes Bush look like a jackass.
It's not hard. It's "point and click" easy.
Anybody got an address for The Daily Show to email the photo to?
Anybody got an address for The Daily Show to email the photo to?
thehim, it's rating at yahoo (see the link in my post above) currently stands at 4.33 out of 5. Eschatonians, up and at 'em.
And besides the so-called liberal media can just report the facts as they exist and Bush looks like a jackass. For him to look Presidential, you have to spin Furious George until he's just a Superman earth-reversing blur.
thehim, it's rating at yahoo (see the link in my post above) currently stands at 4.33 out of 5. Eschatonians, up and at 'em.
And besides the so-called liberal media can just report the facts as they exist and Bush looks like a jackass. For him to look Presidential, you have to spin Furious George until he's just a Superman earth-reversing blur.
And I thought this was the secrets administration. I guess I never caught that GWB has an open BARNdoor policy.
And I thought this was the secrets administration. I guess I never caught that GWB has an open BARNdoor policy.
It's Clinton's fault that Bush is airing his frank and beans.
watertiger
OMG that's funny.
It's Clinton's fault that Bush is airing his frank and beans.
watertiger
OMG that's funny.
My god, I love you people.
My god, I love you people.
Cheney's got a baby's arm holding an apple growing out of his crotch.
That is one massive goiter. Either that or his colostomy bag slipped.
Cheney's got a baby's arm holding an apple growing out of his crotch.
That is one massive goiter. Either that or his colostomy bag slipped.
It's not hard. It's "point and click" easy.
Imagine how often it would happen if media really were liberal...
It's not hard. It's "point and click" easy.
Imagine how often it would happen if media really were liberal...
The Tiny Little Head of State, as it were...
It would probably do a better job of running the country.
watertiger
At least it can be kept occupied, if you know what I mean.
The Tiny Little Head of State, as it were...
It would probably do a better job of running the country.
watertiger
At least it can be kept occupied, if you know what I mean.
Bush: Hey, Zoomie look at me! No more yankie my wankie. Donger need food! Ha ha ha ha!
Bush: Hey, Zoomie look at me! No more yankie my wankie. Donger need food! Ha ha ha ha!
"Heh, so then the Scarecrow does this little dance for Dorothy... Are you sure you've never seen it?"
"Heh, so then the Scarecrow does this little dance for Dorothy... Are you sure you've never seen it?"
"Why yes, I do wear Boxers, why do you ask?
"Why yes, I do wear Boxers, why do you ask?
"George, you got a liscence to sell hot dogs?"
"George, you got a liscence to sell hot dogs?"
Koizumi: George, I always thought you were crazy. But now I can see you're nuts.
Koizumi: George, I always thought you were crazy. But now I can see you're nuts.
After all Lynne has vagina dentata. A normal man would be whittled down to nothing.
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After all Lynne has vagina dentata. A normal man would be whittled down to nothing.
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Thanks, diet coke HURTS when you laugh it out your nose.
And I ask myself for the 100th time (this week) 51% voted for this chimp?!?!
Thanks, diet coke HURTS when you laugh it out your nose.
And I ask myself for the 100th time (this week) 51% voted for this chimp?!?!
Donger need food! Ha ha ha ha!
"Condi! You my big American girrrrrrrrrlfriend..."
Donger need food! Ha ha ha ha!
"Condi! You my big American girrrrrrrrrlfriend..."
And besides the so-called liberal media can just report the facts as they exist and Bush looks like a jackass.
I know. But facts don't get Joe Sixpack to watch your news program. Cool F-16 graphics, and tales of America's greatness does. Sad, sad, state of affairs on this side of the Pacific, my friend.
I realize the direct link is still up, but I don't see the photo in the slide show. I might be looking in the wrong place.
And besides the so-called liberal media can just report the facts as they exist and Bush looks like a jackass.
I know. But facts don't get Joe Sixpack to watch your news program. Cool F-16 graphics, and tales of America's greatness does. Sad, sad, state of affairs on this side of the Pacific, my friend.
I realize the direct link is still up, but I don't see the photo in the slide show. I might be looking in the wrong place.
No wonder Cheney's had four heart attacks.
No wonder Cheney's had four heart attacks.
After all Lynne has vagina dentata.
(laughing uncontrollably)
After all Lynne has vagina dentata.
(laughing uncontrollably)
and Bush looks like a jackass. For him to look Presidential, you have to spin Furious George until he's just a Superman earth-reversing blur.
Tom - Daai Tou Laam
My man, you have a great command of the English language; unlike furious George.
and Bush looks like a jackass. For him to look Presidential, you have to spin Furious George until he's just a Superman earth-reversing blur.
Tom - Daai Tou Laam
My man, you have a great command of the English language; unlike furious George.
"Heh heh, so then I tell Vladimir to help himself to some popcorn, and be sure to reach way down in, heh heh, and then he- damn, I think he's listening!"
"Heh heh, so then I tell Vladimir to help himself to some popcorn, and be sure to reach way down in, heh heh, and then he- damn, I think he's listening!"
No wonder Cheney's had four heart attacks.
(laughing uncontrollably all over again)
I'm surprised that he can remain conscious with all that loss of blood flow!
No wonder Cheney's had four heart attacks.
(laughing uncontrollably all over again)
I'm surprised that he can remain conscious with all that loss of blood flow!
It's for real, honey. Thank your lucky stars that our Presidente doesn't go commando or wear a red leather thong.
It's for real, honey. Thank your lucky stars that our Presidente doesn't go commando or wear a red leather thong.
Ah George? do you feel a draft coming on?
Draft!!! who the hell said draft, we are doing perfectly fine with an all volunteer military. I told you once I told you ... oh.Ooops Sorrrreeeeey!. Nevermind.
Ah George? do you feel a draft coming on?
Draft!!! who the hell said draft, we are doing perfectly fine with an all volunteer military. I told you once I told you ... oh.Ooops Sorrrreeeeey!. Nevermind.
You hve to admit that Jeb will have to go some to beat Poppy and W.
Poppy puked on a Japanese PM and W showed one his Winkle.
What will Jeb do to one?
You hve to admit that Jeb will have to go some to beat Poppy and W.
Poppy puked on a Japanese PM and W showed one his Winkle.
What will Jeb do to one?
Putin (thinking to himself): "Look at that guy, he's drunk and his fly's down. And people wanted why I wanted him still around. John Kerry would've been boring as hell."
Putin (thinking to himself): "Look at that guy, he's drunk and his fly's down. And people wanted why I wanted him still around. John Kerry would've been boring as hell."
You folks are just KILLING! It started with giggles, then went to guffaws, now I'm fucking falling off my chair...
You folks are just KILLING! It started with giggles, then went to guffaws, now I'm fucking falling off my chair...
Yo, Charlie Chan or whatever your name is, check out the dong that's ringing your gong.
Yo, Charlie Chan or whatever your name is, check out the dong that's ringing your gong.
Once again, we have another president who cannot keep his fly zipped up while in office.
Okay I'm done. No more jokes.
Trying hard. Must resist.
Once again, we have another president who cannot keep his fly zipped up while in office.
Okay I'm done. No more jokes.
Trying hard. Must resist.
Come on!
Rate that photo!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news.../
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Come on!
Rate that photo!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news.../
edb11411211850
Putin's thinking, "So it's true what they say about men with small feet."
Putin's thinking, "So it's true what they say about men with small feet."
"Yes, I know we have some WIDE OPEN spaces in Texas. What's your point?"
"Yes, I know we have some WIDE OPEN spaces in Texas. What's your point?"
We have much to learn from the Ukrainians.
We have much to learn from the Ukrainians.
Bush: I'm a little teapot, short and stout/ Here is my handle, here is my spout.
Bush: I'm a little teapot, short and stout/ Here is my handle, here is my spout.
"An' the best part was, I didn't even mess Condi's hair!"
"An' the best part was, I didn't even mess Condi's hair!"
"Heh heh, so then the black feller says 'Scuse me, while I whip this out!' Heh heh, heh heh. Seriously, you haven't seen that either?"
"Heh heh, so then the black feller says 'Scuse me, while I whip this out!' Heh heh, heh heh. Seriously, you haven't seen that either?"
ah shucks bigvic. thanks. but i screwed up by using "it's" instead of "its", but my chinglish is improving from my time here.
And would you guys cut it out with the jokes about Rice eating? Laura was by Furious George's side this trip and Condi got sent to the hospital. Coincedence? You be the judge.
ah shucks bigvic. thanks. but i screwed up by using "it's" instead of "its", but my chinglish is improving from my time here.
And would you guys cut it out with the jokes about Rice eating? Laura was by Furious George's side this trip and Condi got sent to the hospital. Coincedence? You be the judge.
who's got a big damn mandate?
biggest five margins from 1892 to now--
Harding 26.17% 7,006,350 1920
Coolidge 25.22% 7,337,547 1924
Roosevelt 24.25% 11,069,656 1936
Nixon 23.15% 17,995,488 1972
Johnson 22.58% 15,951,287 1964
and who's got a eeny weeny mandate?
smallest 5 margins since 1892--
Bush II 2.76% 3,339,643 2004
Carter 2.06% 1,683,247 1976
Nixon 0.70% 511,944 1968
Al Gore 0.52% 543,816 2000
Kennedy 0.16% 112,827 1960--yes, JFK holds the record for smallest popular vote margin who still won the electoral votes...
as ever, stats from:
uselectionatlas.org
i find it interesting that Nixon is both hugely popular, and hugely hated...
Jim Kirk, what is this "mandate" of which you speak so fondly?
-L.
who's got a big damn mandate?
biggest five margins from 1892 to now--
Harding 26.17% 7,006,350 1920
Coolidge 25.22% 7,337,547 1924
Roosevelt 24.25% 11,069,656 1936
Nixon 23.15% 17,995,488 1972
Johnson 22.58% 15,951,287 1964
and who's got a eeny weeny mandate?
smallest 5 margins since 1892--
Bush II 2.76% 3,339,643 2004
Carter 2.06% 1,683,247 1976
Nixon 0.70% 511,944 1968
Al Gore 0.52% 543,816 2000
Kennedy 0.16% 112,827 1960--yes, JFK holds the record for smallest popular vote margin who still won the electoral votes...
as ever, stats from:
uselectionatlas.org
i find it interesting that Nixon is both hugely popular, and hugely hated...
Jim Kirk, what is this "mandate" of which you speak so fondly?
-L.
"Bush II 2.76% 3,339,643 2004"
Even this stolen election 'result' is not accurate any more. His numbers have dropped precipitously.
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"Bush II 2.76% 3,339,643 2004"
Even this stolen election 'result' is not accurate any more. His numbers have dropped precipitously.
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Noticing he was exposed to the public, George had an immediate attack of small man syndrome, stopped the state visit, returning to Texas posthaste to purchase the biggest frickin Pick Up truck he could get his hands on.
Noticing he was exposed to the public, George had an immediate attack of small man syndrome, stopped the state visit, returning to Texas posthaste to purchase the biggest frickin Pick Up truck he could get his hands on.
Fucking Harding has the biggest margin since 1892?
Even he would laught at that moronic shit.
Fucking Harding has the biggest margin since 1892?
Even he would laught at that moronic shit.
Laura was by Furious George's side this trip and Condi got sent to the hospital.
The Laura2000 has a wicked left hook.
Laura was by Furious George's side this trip and Condi got sent to the hospital.
The Laura2000 has a wicked left hook.
Atrios didn't mention this conversation that happened afterwards:
Bush: When you saw my barracks
door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?
Koizumi: No, I saw a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.
Atrios didn't mention this conversation that happened afterwards:
Bush: When you saw my barracks
door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?
Koizumi: No, I saw a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.
jsg
Okay that was good, cynical, but good.
jsg
Okay that was good, cynical, but good.
That was a Redd Foxx joke BTW.
That was a Redd Foxx joke BTW.
"Kennedy 0.16% 112,827 1960--yes, JFK holds the record for smallest popular vote margin who still won the electoral votes..."
A lot is made of his father buying votes, but the question not asked is how many 100,000s of votes did former-VP Nixon's machine buy off? And how many votes did Nixon get by playing up to the anti-Catholic fear of the Pope?
Nixon ran dirty campaigns, and his landslide in 72 was based on the lie that he had a secret plan to end the war.
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"Kennedy 0.16% 112,827 1960--yes, JFK holds the record for smallest popular vote margin who still won the electoral votes..."
A lot is made of his father buying votes, but the question not asked is how many 100,000s of votes did former-VP Nixon's machine buy off? And how many votes did Nixon get by playing up to the anti-Catholic fear of the Pope?
Nixon ran dirty campaigns, and his landslide in 72 was based on the lie that he had a secret plan to end the war.
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"Down in Crawford, we call this little number the 'Fly Down Hoe Down.' The Command in Chief junior is breathin the fresh are of Chill-ay and LUVIN' IT! YEE-HAW!"
"Down in Crawford, we call this little number the 'Fly Down Hoe Down.' The Command in Chief junior is breathin the fresh are of Chill-ay and LUVIN' IT! YEE-HAW!"
Ek - Please note that he stopped in Colombia on his way to Texas. Perhaps the AP has a few photos of Furious George arriving in Texas with a strange relapse of "post-nasal drip".
Ek - Please note that he stopped in Colombia on his way to Texas. Perhaps the AP has a few photos of Furious George arriving in Texas with a strange relapse of "post-nasal drip".
jsg,
CLASSIC!
And now, perchance to dream . . . of anything BUT Bush's sabre d'amour.
jsg,
CLASSIC!
And now, perchance to dream . . . of anything BUT Bush's sabre d'amour.
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy!
And would you guys cut it out with the jokes about Rice eating? Laura was by Furious George's side this trip and Condi got sent to the hospital. Coincedence? You be the judge.
There is much to laugh about. Enjoy the benifits of laughter as good medicine.
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy!
And would you guys cut it out with the jokes about Rice eating? Laura was by Furious George's side this trip and Condi got sent to the hospital. Coincedence? You be the judge.
There is much to laugh about. Enjoy the benifits of laughter as good medicine.
"Heh heh, so then I says, want some wood?"
"Heh heh, so then I says, want some wood?"
A lot is made of his father buying votes, but the question not asked is how many 100,000s of votes did former-VP Nixon's machine buy off? And how many votes did Nixon get by playing up to the anti-Catholic fear of the Pope?
You know Tricky Dick was in tight with Howie Hughes back then. If Kennedy's pop had Hughes's money, he would have thrown his away.
A lot is made of his father buying votes, but the question not asked is how many 100,000s of votes did former-VP Nixon's machine buy off? And how many votes did Nixon get by playing up to the anti-Catholic fear of the Pope?
You know Tricky Dick was in tight with Howie Hughes back then. If Kennedy's pop had Hughes's money, he would have thrown his away.
Is he doing the funky chicken?
Is he doing the funky chicken?
"Fucking Harding has the biggest margin since 1892?"
Harding was a very effective campaigner of the old style. He was jovial, loved to bloviate and kiss babies.
It was indeed one of America's most rotten delusions.
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"Fucking Harding has the biggest margin since 1892?"
Harding was a very effective campaigner of the old style. He was jovial, loved to bloviate and kiss babies.
It was indeed one of America's most rotten delusions.
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Must . . . go . . . to . . . sleep . . . . Can't . . . tear . . .myself . . . away. . .
Must . . . go . . . to . . . sleep . . . . Can't . . . tear . . .myself . . . away. . .
We've seen 41 and 43 and damn near got a look at 44.
We've seen 41 and 43 and damn near got a look at 44.
my question: NONE of these men would TELL him...ahhh, buddy, hey, ah, you know, ah...not to embarrass you or anything, but...ah...
more fun maps of population density, etc here:
www.princeton.edu/~rvdb/JAVA/election2004/
(these will be my home-made xmas cards this year...)
thankfully almost 59 million people managed to cast a vote AGAINST him and get it counted...how many more were turned away? how many more of their votes fell to Diebold?
-L.
my question: NONE of these men would TELL him...ahhh, buddy, hey, ah, you know, ah...not to embarrass you or anything, but...ah...
more fun maps of population density, etc here:
www.princeton.edu/~rvdb/JAVA/election2004/
(these will be my home-made xmas cards this year...)
thankfully almost 59 million people managed to cast a vote AGAINST him and get it counted...how many more were turned away? how many more of their votes fell to Diebold?
-L.
Harding was a very effective campaigner of the old style. He was jovial, loved to bloviate and kiss babies.
I read where Harding boasted one of the best Prohibition-era liquor stocks there at the White House.
Harding was a very effective campaigner of the old style. He was jovial, loved to bloviate and kiss babies.
I read where Harding boasted one of the best Prohibition-era liquor stocks there at the White House.
-L.
Librarian.
Well, we all know that one turned out.
-L.
Librarian.
Well, we all know that one turned out.
Wait just one goddam minute.
Follow me here... it's a progression.
Dad puked on their shoes.
Son showed them his mini-tallywhacker.
The next one will...
OH DEAR GOD, PLEASE KEEP THE TWINS OUT OF OFFICE!
Wait just one goddam minute.
Follow me here... it's a progression.
Dad puked on their shoes.
Son showed them his mini-tallywhacker.
The next one will...
OH DEAR GOD, PLEASE KEEP THE TWINS OUT OF OFFICE!
Harding was a very effective campaigner of the old style. He was jovial, loved to bloviate and kiss babies.
It was indeed one of America's most rotten delusions.
The more things change, in other words. Reckon people figured they'd rather have a sasparilla with Harding?
Harding was a very effective campaigner of the old style. He was jovial, loved to bloviate and kiss babies.
It was indeed one of America's most rotten delusions.
The more things change, in other words. Reckon people figured they'd rather have a sasparilla with Harding?
I am repeating myself, but I think it bears repeating:
Their plan involves an army of amputees:
A state-of-the-art rehabilitation center opening next year at Walter Reed Army Medical Center seeks to return more amputee soldiers to a place once thought impossible: the battlefield.
Besides treadmills and stationary bikes, the $10 million Military Amputee Training Center will have weapons simulators, a climbing and rappelling wall and military vehicle simulators to help soldiers adapt their prosthetics to driving tanks and trucks.
``Our guys and gals, they don't want to just walk household distances, they want to be able to return to running, they want to be able to return to duty,'' Lt. Col. Jeff Gambel, clinical chief of the amputee clinic, said Friday at a groundbreaking ceremony.
I am repeating myself, but I think it bears repeating:
Their plan involves an army of amputees:
A state-of-the-art rehabilitation center opening next year at Walter Reed Army Medical Center seeks to return more amputee soldiers to a place once thought impossible: the battlefield.
Besides treadmills and stationary bikes, the $10 million Military Amputee Training Center will have weapons simulators, a climbing and rappelling wall and military vehicle simulators to help soldiers adapt their prosthetics to driving tanks and trucks.
``Our guys and gals, they don't want to just walk household distances, they want to be able to return to running, they want to be able to return to duty,'' Lt. Col. Jeff Gambel, clinical chief of the amputee clinic, said Friday at a groundbreaking ceremony.
rorschach,
That whole idea is vile.
The rehabilitated torsos of poor inner-city kids operating our battlefield equipment?!
rorschach,
That whole idea is vile.
The rehabilitated torsos of poor inner-city kids operating our battlefield equipment?!
Draft the ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT now!
At least Clinton unzipped only behind closed doors.
Draft the ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT now!
At least Clinton unzipped only behind closed doors.
rorschach,
The thing that concerns me about that is whether or not the newly refitted soldier has a choice as to whether or not he goes back to the battlefield. Personally, I think if you have be fitted for a prosthetic limb, the military shouldn't send you out to a place where you might find yourself in need of another.
rorschach,
The thing that concerns me about that is whether or not the newly refitted soldier has a choice as to whether or not he goes back to the battlefield. Personally, I think if you have be fitted for a prosthetic limb, the military shouldn't send you out to a place where you might find yourself in need of another.
Paul--more and more, it really makes you wonder...have we EVER had anything approaching a really fair election? damn.
and yeah, i watch that big ole' W mandate shrink and shrink every day--he couldn't even BUY a decent sized "victory"? Harding didn't even have Diebold...
if they hadn't pumped up their base in Utah, Wyoming, etc., even WITH fiddling and suppresison, they would have lost the popular vote. and if that had been the case, would the Cobb/Badnarik and other stories been "news" now?
i feel like Dana Scully.
-L.
Paul--more and more, it really makes you wonder...have we EVER had anything approaching a really fair election? damn.
and yeah, i watch that big ole' W mandate shrink and shrink every day--he couldn't even BUY a decent sized "victory"? Harding didn't even have Diebold...
if they hadn't pumped up their base in Utah, Wyoming, etc., even WITH fiddling and suppresison, they would have lost the popular vote. and if that had been the case, would the Cobb/Badnarik and other stories been "news" now?
i feel like Dana Scully.
-L.
Actually, Putin has mastered the trick that I'm working on - looking at a couple idiot in total awe of his complete idiocy while hiding the expression on his face.
It's harder than it looks but I think Putin is doing a good job of it.
Actually, Putin has mastered the trick that I'm working on - looking at a couple idiot in total awe of his complete idiocy while hiding the expression on his face.
It's harder than it looks but I think Putin is doing a good job of it.
The thing that concerns me about that is whether or not the newly refitted soldier has a choice as to whether or not he goes back to the battlefield.
I agree completely. And given the way they've been doing the backdoor draft, and cutting the pay given to those who are wounded in combat...
Well, it's just bad all round.
The thing that concerns me about that is whether or not the newly refitted soldier has a choice as to whether or not he goes back to the battlefield.
I agree completely. And given the way they've been doing the backdoor draft, and cutting the pay given to those who are wounded in combat...
Well, it's just bad all round.
"Whaddaya mean, Condi isn't here?"
"Whaddaya mean, Condi isn't here?"
Why do the other leaders humor him? I mean, why don't they point and laugh? (And I don't just mean the open fly.)
Why do the other leaders humor him? I mean, why don't they point and laugh? (And I don't just mean the open fly.)
Librarian,
Thanks for the election stats. For some reason, I thought Silent Cal had the biggest popular vote total (70% or thereabouts).
Man Date, my ass, as Tena would say.
Librarian,
Thanks for the election stats. For some reason, I thought Silent Cal had the biggest popular vote total (70% or thereabouts).
Man Date, my ass, as Tena would say.
Quote from George Bush addressing his colleagues today:
"Je suis Georges. I use-ah the Internets to buy l'undies. Bonjour Vlad. Do you like my undies? Want to see President Johnson, hahahah."
Quote from George Bush addressing his colleagues today:
"Je suis Georges. I use-ah the Internets to buy l'undies. Bonjour Vlad. Do you like my undies? Want to see President Johnson, hahahah."
George says that his undies are pure as the driven snow. Don't eat the yellow snow though.
George says that his undies are pure as the driven snow. Don't eat the yellow snow though.
Oh, and thanks again, S in Mich, for kicking me while I'm down.
Oh, and thanks again, S in Mich, for kicking me while I'm down.
The thing that concerns me about that is whether or not the newly refitted soldier has a choice as to whether or not he goes back to the battlefield.
The military should GUARANTEE a functional, productive CIVILIAN life for these good people.
They've given enough to the country, for God's sake!
How soulless can these people be?
The thing that concerns me about that is whether or not the newly refitted soldier has a choice as to whether or not he goes back to the battlefield.
The military should GUARANTEE a functional, productive CIVILIAN life for these good people.
They've given enough to the country, for God's sake!
How soulless can these people be?
George to Putin:
"Hey Vlad, I got wood."
George to Putin:
"Hey Vlad, I got wood."
Why do the other leaders humor him? I mean, why don't they point and laugh? (And I don't just mean the open fly.)
S in Mich | Email | Homepage | 11.23.04 - 1:39 am | #
Jesus, man. He already invaded one country without giving any decent reason. Can you imagine the unholy shitstorm that'd be kicked up had one of those cats tittered at the Boy King's talliwhacker?
Why do the other leaders humor him? I mean, why don't they point and laugh? (And I don't just mean the open fly.)
S in Mich | Email | Homepage | 11.23.04 - 1:39 am | #
Jesus, man. He already invaded one country without giving any decent reason. Can you imagine the unholy shitstorm that'd be kicked up had one of those cats tittered at the Boy King's talliwhacker?
How soulless can these people be?
You don't want to know. They are plumbing the depths.
How soulless can these people be?
You don't want to know. They are plumbing the depths.
"Need some wood?"
"Need some wood?"
As Chomsky points out, the target is to have a military of mercenaries from the underpriveleged. Which would be mixed with the many actual mercs being made out of US soldiers in Iraq.
US trains them, then they go work for the Corp(oration)s.
Soldier, mentioned by someone else, has the scene of 'obsolete' soldiers being dumped out the bomb-bay-like doors of an interplanetary trash barge.
In other news, the Pentagon announced a strict new policy limiting combat soldiers to three prostheses, and requiring AT LEAST three digits on one of the two hands. Deaf is OK; blind is not. Pass it along.
Don't ask, don't tell. If you have a radiation tumor, don't show anyone and you can still fight.
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As Chomsky points out, the target is to have a military of mercenaries from the underpriveleged. Which would be mixed with the many actual mercs being made out of US soldiers in Iraq.
US trains them, then they go work for the Corp(oration)s.
Soldier, mentioned by someone else, has the scene of 'obsolete' soldiers being dumped out the bomb-bay-like doors of an interplanetary trash barge.
In other news, the Pentagon announced a strict new policy limiting combat soldiers to three prostheses, and requiring AT LEAST three digits on one of the two hands. Deaf is OK; blind is not. Pass it along.
Don't ask, don't tell. If you have a radiation tumor, don't show anyone and you can still fight.
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Putin to George:
"I hope that's a sock in your undies, because I'm not that happy to see you."
Putin to George:
"I hope that's a sock in your undies, because I'm not that happy to see you."
What a dick.
And the guy who is supposedly the President of the United States is a jerk as well.
What a dick.
And the guy who is supposedly the President of the United States is a jerk as well.
uh..."suppresison" = "suppression", doh.
and Paul, good point about the Nixon "landslide"...makes sense that a lot of the same damn people are in the equation this time, too (Swifty O'Neill was a Nixon creation, to go after Kerry when he was just a kid, right?)
there's a cancer, alright.
-L.
uh..."suppresison" = "suppression", doh.
and Paul, good point about the Nixon "landslide"...makes sense that a lot of the same damn people are in the equation this time, too (Swifty O'Neill was a Nixon creation, to go after Kerry when he was just a kid, right?)
there's a cancer, alright.
-L.
Japenese Prime Minister Thinks:
"Are all Americans that small?"
Japenese Prime Minister Thinks:
"Are all Americans that small?"
"That was a Redd Foxx joke BTW"
And it wins the caption prize, doncha think?
"That was a Redd Foxx joke BTW"
And it wins the caption prize, doncha think?
George to Japanese PM:
"Wanna see my Bin Hardon?"
George to Japanese PM:
"Wanna see my Bin Hardon?"
The Presidential undies will be on display at the W Presidential library. Jim Palmer will give the keynote.
The Presidential undies will be on display at the W Presidential library. Jim Palmer will give the keynote.
Oh, and thanks again, S in Mich, for kicking me while I'm down.
rorschach | Email | Homepage | 11.23.04 - 1:41 am | #
Thanks for bringing your self-indulgent whining from one thread to the next.
It's amazing to me how you've allegedly undergone some sort of biblical catastrophe, yet your computer and internet connection still work.
Has FEMA delivered your check yet?
I hope you don't have a family. They could be drowning in that monumental flood while you're busy flaming me across threads.
Oh, and thanks again, S in Mich, for kicking me while I'm down.
rorschach | Email | Homepage | 11.23.04 - 1:41 am | #
Thanks for bringing your self-indulgent whining from one thread to the next.
It's amazing to me how you've allegedly undergone some sort of biblical catastrophe, yet your computer and internet connection still work.
Has FEMA delivered your check yet?
I hope you don't have a family. They could be drowning in that monumental flood while you're busy flaming me across threads.
HeHe. I halfway expected to see one of woot's boobies to pop out. Now that would be priceless.
HeHe. I halfway expected to see one of woot's boobies to pop out. Now that would be priceless.
George says to Vlad:
"When I address the 'merikins on TeeVee, I don't wear pants. Hahahah."
George says to Vlad:
"When I address the 'merikins on TeeVee, I don't wear pants. Hahahah."
Damn, you are mean.
Damn, you are mean.
He's in hot water now, a la Specter. Shameful the way he's rejecting the people who put him in office. I mean, they DID vote for "bush"...
Oh, wait. They voted for "dick" too. My bad.
He's in hot water now, a la Specter. Shameful the way he's rejecting the people who put him in office. I mean, they DID vote for "bush"...
Oh, wait. They voted for "dick" too. My bad.
Thanks for bringing your self-indulgent whining from one thread to the next.
It's amazing to me how you've allegedly undergone some sort of biblical catastrophe, yet your computer and internet connection still work.
Has FEMA delivered your check yet?
Hey, fuck you.
What a fucking asshole.
Thanks for bringing your self-indulgent whining from one thread to the next.
It's amazing to me how you've allegedly undergone some sort of biblical catastrophe, yet your computer and internet connection still work.
Has FEMA delivered your check yet?
Hey, fuck you.
What a fucking asshole.
Why do the other leaders humor him? I mean, why don't they point and laugh? (And I don't just mean the open fly.)
Umm, probably because we've got nukes and they couldn't be sure georgie wouldn't nuke'm for making fun of his microscopic pee-pee.
Why do the other leaders humor him? I mean, why don't they point and laugh? (And I don't just mean the open fly.)
Umm, probably because we've got nukes and they couldn't be sure georgie wouldn't nuke'm for making fun of his microscopic pee-pee.
I think the jocular posture is intended to show that his pants are open.
This is the guy who has mooned the American people out of each of the windows of the White House.
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I think the jocular posture is intended to show that his pants are open.
This is the guy who has mooned the American people out of each of the windows of the White House.
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Don't you think that America deserves a president who is capable of dressing himself?
Don't you think that America deserves a president who is capable of dressing himself?
On military amputees returning to duty, has anyone here ever heard of Douglas Bader (WW II, RAF Ace). You might want to google him.
On military amputees returning to duty, has anyone here ever heard of Douglas Bader (WW II, RAF Ace). You might want to google him.
wait just a second...where's Margaret Spellings?
wait just a second...where's Margaret Spellings?
Thank you, Central Scrutinizer. I really am rather taken aback by this...
Thank you, Central Scrutinizer. I really am rather taken aback by this...
Hey, fuck you.
What a fucking asshole.
Central Scrutinizer | Email | Homepage | 11.23.04 - 1:54 am | #
Hey man, I left it alone at the last thread. I didn't bring it here. But if s/he and you want to bring it here, that's fine.
Hey, fuck you.
What a fucking asshole.
Central Scrutinizer | Email | Homepage | 11.23.04 - 1:54 am | #
Hey man, I left it alone at the last thread. I didn't bring it here. But if s/he and you want to bring it here, that's fine.
The thing that concerns me about that is whether or not the newly refitted soldier has a choice as to whether or not he goes back to the battlefield.
I guess they figured if it worked for Darth Vader...
The thing that concerns me about that is whether or not the newly refitted soldier has a choice as to whether or not he goes back to the battlefield.
I guess they figured if it worked for Darth Vader...
Just looking at that picture, preznit giv me turkee. Is there video of him zipping up?
So: Cheney has surgery, Condi has surgery, Carlyle buys Endius, then a picture of Cheney surfaces that shows either a bladder or a giant dick, then daddy's plane crashes before he gets on, and, finally 43 exposes himself at APEC.
What next? Well, besides the inaguration, a new SCOTUS, the rest of the cabinet, a flood of memoirs, and a bigger, and now more than ever, war?
Just looking at that picture, preznit giv me turkee. Is there video of him zipping up?
So: Cheney has surgery, Condi has surgery, Carlyle buys Endius, then a picture of Cheney surfaces that shows either a bladder or a giant dick, then daddy's plane crashes before he gets on, and, finally 43 exposes himself at APEC.
What next? Well, besides the inaguration, a new SCOTUS, the rest of the cabinet, a flood of memoirs, and a bigger, and now more than ever, war?
Maybe if we start a rumor about the size of chimpy's dick (hung like a hamster) his head will explode.
Maybe if we start a rumor about the size of chimpy's dick (hung like a hamster) his head will explode.
No. 6 Pencil
I figure that Jenna or Not Jenna will marry an Iraqi national and want to live in his homeland. Bout that time GWB will withdraw all troops and forbid travel to that location.
No. 6 Pencil
I figure that Jenna or Not Jenna will marry an Iraqi national and want to live in his homeland. Bout that time GWB will withdraw all troops and forbid travel to that location.
"Naked Prez 43 1/3: The Final Insult"
"Naked Prez 43 1/3: The Final Insult"
fourlegsgood
Don't be unkind to hamsters. With GWB around, they have someone finally that they can snicker about.
fourlegsgood
Don't be unkind to hamsters. With GWB around, they have someone finally that they can snicker about.
Has anyone noticed that his tie is mucus green?
It's really quite revolting.
Has anyone noticed that his tie is mucus green?
It's really quite revolting.
What next? Well, besides the inaguration, a new SCOTUS, the rest of the cabinet, a flood of memoirs, and a bigger, and now more than ever, war?
More locusts, I think...
What next? Well, besides the inaguration, a new SCOTUS, the rest of the cabinet, a flood of memoirs, and a bigger, and now more than ever, war?
More locusts, I think...
EkCenTric- fair enough. Plus, hamsters are supposed to be that size.
EkCenTric- fair enough. Plus, hamsters are supposed to be that size.
Anyway, hamsters are delicious!
Anyway, hamsters are delicious!
S in Michigan,
A simple apology (in the last thread)for your "red state" disparagment would seem to have been in order.
Or is that all in the past now?
Sometimes, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with people.
S in Michigan,
A simple apology (in the last thread)for your "red state" disparagment would seem to have been in order.
Or is that all in the past now?
Sometimes, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with people.
fourlegsgood
Okay, thats it, that was the laugh of the day. I have stuff coming out of my nose on that one and I am not drinking anything.
Nite folks.
fourlegsgood
Okay, thats it, that was the laugh of the day. I have stuff coming out of my nose on that one and I am not drinking anything.
Nite folks.
Douglas Bader (WW II, RAF Ace). You might want to google him.
EkCenTrik
One of the heroes of my youth... the Germans even allowed a British airplane to fly in a replacement wooden leg for the one he lost getting shot down over Germany...
Boy, they just don't make wars like THAT anymore, do they?
Douglas Bader (WW II, RAF Ace). You might want to google him.
EkCenTrik
One of the heroes of my youth... the Germans even allowed a British airplane to fly in a replacement wooden leg for the one he lost getting shot down over Germany...
Boy, they just don't make wars like THAT anymore, do they?
S in Michigan,
A simple apology (in the last thread)for your "red state" disparagment would seem to have been in order.
Or is that all in the past now?
Sometimes, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with people.
Central Scrutinizer | Email | Homepage | 11.23.04 - 2:03 am | #
I said nothing about red states in the previous thread.
S in Michigan,
A simple apology (in the last thread)for your "red state" disparagment would seem to have been in order.
Or is that all in the past now?
Sometimes, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with people.
Central Scrutinizer | Email | Homepage | 11.23.04 - 2:03 am | #
I said nothing about red states in the previous thread.
Bush's pants are about freedom! The freedom to let it all hang out! We have freedom and that's why they hate us!
Bush's pants are about freedom! The freedom to let it all hang out! We have freedom and that's why they hate us!
fourlegsgood - I got the sense that some Bushevik staffer grew up in the early 70s unable to discern TV from reality. Lee Majors = Col. Steve Austin = Stone Cold Stunner with a leg brace on = soldiers with prosthestics being sent back to war.
fourlegsgood - I got the sense that some Bushevik staffer grew up in the early 70s unable to discern TV from reality. Lee Majors = Col. Steve Austin = Stone Cold Stunner with a leg brace on = soldiers with prosthestics being sent back to war.
Looks like we're all yankies now. What a sad day for the nation.
Looks like we're all yankies now. What a sad day for the nation.
See, once you start destroying shit, it kind of gets complicated.
If God was punishing Texas, She wouldn't be flooding Austin. It voted for Kerry. Austin is blue.
Tena, where was your outrage when the rednecks were praising the '89 earthquake in San Franciso, saying it was god almighty's revenge on the homos?
Let it rain in Texas - hard.
S in Mich | Email | Homepage | 11.22.04 - 11:34 pm | #
As I sit in my flooded house, I again thank you.
See, once you start destroying shit, it kind of gets complicated.
If God was punishing Texas, She wouldn't be flooding Austin. It voted for Kerry. Austin is blue.
Tena, where was your outrage when the rednecks were praising the '89 earthquake in San Franciso, saying it was god almighty's revenge on the homos?
Let it rain in Texas - hard.
S in Mich | Email | Homepage | 11.22.04 - 11:34 pm | #
As I sit in my flooded house, I again thank you.
Putin certainly has a shit eating grin on his face, as if he had spotted the open fly before but kept his mouth shut about it. God help us all if the First Twizzler were to fall out. Oh the humanity!
Putin certainly has a shit eating grin on his face, as if he had spotted the open fly before but kept his mouth shut about it. God help us all if the First Twizzler were to fall out. Oh the humanity!
Bush's pants are about freedom! The freedom to let it all hang out! We have freedom and that's why they hate us!
Echidne
SnarfPFHAAA... goddammit, I just accidentally drank all th e bONg water...
Thanks.
Bush's pants are about freedom! The freedom to let it all hang out! We have freedom and that's why they hate us!
Echidne
SnarfPFHAAA... goddammit, I just accidentally drank all th e bONg water...
Thanks.
MisterX
The fun part was the fact he kept escaping, they had to take his legs away at night. I believe he was also the only allied pilot allowed to actually see and sit in on of their top fighters as a prisoner. They respected him that much. Yep, he was a hell of a hero to have. Definitely a tenacious guy, he also is the one got the finger four formation going in the RAF and later picked up by the USAAC.
Okay that is it, I am going to bed, it is late. Laterz
MisterX
The fun part was the fact he kept escaping, they had to take his legs away at night. I believe he was also the only allied pilot allowed to actually see and sit in on of their top fighters as a prisoner. They respected him that much. Yep, he was a hell of a hero to have. Definitely a tenacious guy, he also is the one got the finger four formation going in the RAF and later picked up by the USAAC.
Okay that is it, I am going to bed, it is late. Laterz
As I sit in my flooded house, I again thank you.
rorschach | Email | Homepage | 11.23.04 - 2:07 am | #
Was the post addressed to you, Rorschach?
Again, why do you feel the need to drag arguments from one thread to the next?
Also again, I find it miraculous that if you're in such dire straights, you find the time to attempt to bust my hump in the middle of it all.
Finally, again, I wish you no harm or ill will, but enough already.
As I sit in my flooded house, I again thank you.
rorschach | Email | Homepage | 11.23.04 - 2:07 am | #
Was the post addressed to you, Rorschach?
Again, why do you feel the need to drag arguments from one thread to the next?
Also again, I find it miraculous that if you're in such dire straights, you find the time to attempt to bust my hump in the middle of it all.
Finally, again, I wish you no harm or ill will, but enough already.
Koizumi (trying to be diplomatic): Umm.. George, I, uh, drove by your garage and the door was open.
Bush: Did you see a big red cadillac with whitewalls?
Koizumi: No, I saw a little pink volkswagen with two flat tires.
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Koizumi (trying to be diplomatic): Umm.. George, I, uh, drove by your garage and the door was open.
Bush: Did you see a big red cadillac with whitewalls?
Koizumi: No, I saw a little pink volkswagen with two flat tires.
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wiley--
% of popular vote is a different figure. Bush still wins no prizes there, either.
some terms:
% margin: % of the popular vote that you won by (difference between you and the next guy--some races have actually had significant 3rd party turnout, like Perot, and that changes things like your % margin and total actual votes.)
% of popular vote: this is another good measure, that pays no attention to how many people COULD have voted, or to how MANY people did vote. it's just your % of the total votes cast & counted. so you can use this to rank them, but you have to also look at the turnout for those years.
turnout: % of the elegible people who actually voted. i don't think it has ever hit 60% here, but i'd have to check. we're at 54% or so right now for 2004. so, using 2004, almost half of us who are entitled to vote, did not--again, not a record (but pretty high,) or were prevented . this does not include people in prison, people too young, etc. this is called VAP, or Voting Age Population, and comes from the Census (and so, it also does NOT include most homeless citizens of age, or anyone who did not answer the last Census--lots of college students, or people in neighborhoods where the mail doesn't work so well and/or the census checkers are afraid to go, or where people are afraid to reply to ANY government mail for whatever reason--for an example.)
the figures are all, to some extent, a guess. what should NOT be a guess, is the actual votes cast...but sadly...
the figure i still need to rank is this one:
what is the % of registered voters, to VAP, and what is the % of actual votes, to the total of the registered people--that would tell us how many people were interested enough to get registered, and also, how many of those registered people got lost somewhere...
for 2004, we have about 77% of registered people who actually voted--what happened to the other 20%+? some of them died, no doubt, some never intended to vote, but how many TRIED, and got screwed over somehow? and is THIS a new record? a record % of voters lost?
you will hear Fox etc. shout happily about the NUMBER of people who voted for Bush being so high...well, since we have MORE people here EVERY year, that is kind of like saying that
TODAY is the MOST RECENT DAY EVER!
it means nothing. the SECOND highest NUMBER of votes ever cast for a candidate...John Kerry. duh.
that's why they say: lies, damn lies, and statistics.
-L.
(don't mean to bore y'all with this stuff...it interests me because it's a big part of what i do for my job.)
wiley--
% of popular vote is a different figure. Bush still wins no prizes there, either.
some terms:
% margin: % of the popular vote that you won by (difference between you and the next guy--some races have actually had significant 3rd party turnout, like Perot, and that changes things like your % margin and total actual votes.)
% of popular vote: this is another good measure, that pays no attention to how many people COULD have voted, or to how MANY people did vote. it's just your % of the total votes cast & counted. so you can use this to rank them, but you have to also look at the turnout for those years.
turnout: % of the elegible people who actually voted. i don't think it has ever hit 60% here, but i'd have to check. we're at 54% or so right now for 2004. so, using 2004, almost half of us who are entitled to vote, did not--again, not a record (but pretty high,) or were prevented . this does not include people in prison, people too young, etc. this is called VAP, or Voting Age Population, and comes from the Census (and so, it also does NOT include most homeless citizens of age, or anyone who did not answer the last Census--lots of college students, or people in neighborhoods where the mail doesn't work so well and/or the census checkers are afraid to go, or where people are afraid to reply to ANY government mail for whatever reason--for an example.)
the figures are all, to some extent, a guess. what should NOT be a guess, is the actual votes cast...but sadly...
the figure i still need to rank is this one:
what is the % of registered voters, to VAP, and what is the % of actual votes, to the total of the registered people--that would tell us how many people were interested enough to get registered, and also, how many of those registered people got lost somewhere...
for 2004, we have about 77% of registered people who actually voted--what happened to the other 20%+? some of them died, no doubt, some never intended to vote, but how many TRIED, and got screwed over somehow? and is THIS a new record? a record % of voters lost?
you will hear Fox etc. shout happily about the NUMBER of people who voted for Bush being so high...well, since we have MORE people here EVERY year, that is kind of like saying that
TODAY is the MOST RECENT DAY EVER!
it means nothing. the SECOND highest NUMBER of votes ever cast for a candidate...John Kerry. duh.
that's why they say: lies, damn lies, and statistics.
-L.
(don't mean to bore y'all with this stuff...it interests me because it's a big part of what i do for my job.)
Apropos of nothing... (hope nobody gets hurt -- remember what happened with the yellow umbrellas?)
Christo to wrap Central Park in fabric
Nov. 22, 2004 | NEW YORK (AP) -- For two weeks in February, walkways in Central Park will be festooned with 23 miles of saffron-colored fabric gates by the artists Christo and Jeanne-Claude in a public art project they have sought to do for 23 years.
The artists had unsuccessfully been trying for years to win city approval for the piece, titled "The Gates, Central Park, New York, 1979 to 2005," until Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who is a patron of the arts, agreed to it.
Beginning next month, 7,500 16-foot metal frames designed to hold the fabric will be erected throughout the park at 15-foot intervals. The fabric will be installed on Feb. 12, 2005, the artists said, and will remain until Feb. 27.
"All our work is about freedom," the artists said Monday in a statement, addressing the impermanence of their work. "Nobody can buy our projects, nobody can sell tickets to experience our projects.
"Freedom is the enemy of possession and possession is equal to permanence. That is why our projects cannot remain and must go away forever. Our projects are 'once-in-a-lifetime' and 'once upon a time."'
The artists, who have previously wrapped the German Reichstag and the Pont Neuf in Paris in fabric and surrounded part of Australia's coast in sand-colored cloth, will pay for the costs related to the project and donate $3 million to the city.
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Apropos of nothing... (hope nobody gets hurt -- remember what happened with the yellow umbrellas?)
Christo to wrap Central Park in fabric
Nov. 22, 2004 | NEW YORK (AP) -- For two weeks in February, walkways in Central Park will be festooned with 23 miles of saffron-colored fabric gates by the artists Christo and Jeanne-Claude in a public art project they have sought to do for 23 years.
The artists had unsuccessfully been trying for years to win city approval for the piece, titled "The Gates, Central Park, New York, 1979 to 2005," until Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who is a patron of the arts, agreed to it.
Beginning next month, 7,500 16-foot metal frames designed to hold the fabric will be erected throughout the park at 15-foot intervals. The fabric will be installed on Feb. 12, 2005, the artists said, and will remain until Feb. 27.
"All our work is about freedom," the artists said Monday in a statement, addressing the impermanence of their work. "Nobody can buy our projects, nobody can sell tickets to experience our projects.
"Freedom is the enemy of possession and possession is equal to permanence. That is why our projects cannot remain and must go away forever. Our projects are 'once-in-a-lifetime' and 'once upon a time."'
The artists, who have previously wrapped the German Reichstag and the Pont Neuf in Paris in fabric and surrounded part of Australia's coast in sand-colored cloth, will pay for the costs related to the project and donate $3 million to the city.
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commander in...briefs? ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha.
commander in...briefs? ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha.
...he also is the one got the finger four formation going in the RAF and later picked up by the USAAC.
Damn, that's right.
IIRC, he lost his legs in the late 1930s fucking around in an airplane during training... then worked his ass off for years to keep flying... that's what I found inspiring.
...he also is the one got the finger four formation going in the RAF and later picked up by the USAAC.
Damn, that's right.
IIRC, he lost his legs in the late 1930s fucking around in an airplane during training... then worked his ass off for years to keep flying... that's what I found inspiring.
IIRC, he lost his legs in the late 1930s fucking around in an airplane during training... then worked his ass off for years to keep flying... that's what I found inspiring.
He was a Brit, after all.
"Right, then... only two flesh wounds..."
IIRC, he lost his legs in the late 1930s fucking around in an airplane during training... then worked his ass off for years to keep flying... that's what I found inspiring.
He was a Brit, after all.
"Right, then... only two flesh wounds..."
Also again, I find it miraculous that if you're in such dire straights, you find the time to attempt to bust my hump in the middle of it all.
You remain mean.
Also again, I find it miraculous that if you're in such dire straights, you find the time to attempt to bust my hump in the middle of it all.
You remain mean.
one more post of facts, and then i'm done i promise:
in the US,
Black MEN got the legal right to vote in 1870 (but as we all know, that has YET to become a reality for many...)
women of all colors got the right in 1920 (which, i am thinking, means they are not a part of those Harding stats.)
the voting age was lowered to 18 in 1971.
-L.
one more post of facts, and then i'm done i promise:
in the US,
Black MEN got the legal right to vote in 1870 (but as we all know, that has YET to become a reality for many...)
women of all colors got the right in 1920 (which, i am thinking, means they are not a part of those Harding stats.)
the voting age was lowered to 18 in 1971.
-L.
"Hey, woah, George, I think you misunderstood. I was asking who you were picking for *SCOTUS*."
"Hey, woah, George, I think you misunderstood. I was asking who you were picking for *SCOTUS*."
Hey Putin? I can make an elephant, want to see?
Hey Putin? I can make an elephant, want to see?
but speaking of uppity women voters:
WASHINGTON, DC – “The League of Women Voters is deeply concerned about voting irregularities in the 2004 election. The appropriate officials must fully investigate these concerns through open and public processes. Election officials should look into problems quickly and thoroughly and fix what proves to be wrong. Transparency and a willingness to look into potential problems will strengthen voter confidence and ultimately improve our electoral system.
“It is important to ensure that every properly cast ballot is counted and to make improvements for future elections. Attention must be given to inadequate polling place procedures, problematic voting machines, voter registration system failures, casting and counting of provisional ballots, and absentee voting issues.
“This was far from a perfect election. Although voter turnout reached record levels, the election system showed signs of stress and voters faced real problems.--
the rest is here:
http://tinyurl.com/48tr2
(you just can't get much more mainstream than the L W V...and if THEY think something looks screwy...)
-L.
but speaking of uppity women voters:
WASHINGTON, DC – “The League of Women Voters is deeply concerned about voting irregularities in the 2004 election. The appropriate officials must fully investigate these concerns through open and public processes. Election officials should look into problems quickly and thoroughly and fix what proves to be wrong. Transparency and a willingness to look into potential problems will strengthen voter confidence and ultimately improve our electoral system.
“It is important to ensure that every properly cast ballot is counted and to make improvements for future elections. Attention must be given to inadequate polling place procedures, problematic voting machines, voter registration system failures, casting and counting of provisional ballots, and absentee voting issues.
“This was far from a perfect election. Although voter turnout reached record levels, the election system showed signs of stress and voters faced real problems.--
the rest is here:
http://tinyurl.com/48tr2
(you just can't get much more mainstream than the L W V...and if THEY think something looks screwy...)
-L.
Do you think Putin offered Bush a drink at some point during APEC?
"Do you only drink water Georgie? You know your pants were open during the photo shoot? We can have that removed from the network feeds for you, even in Chile. I'll ask my team to take care of it for you.Look we can agree on this about Iran..."
Do you think Putin offered Bush a drink at some point during APEC?
"Do you only drink water Georgie? You know your pants were open during the photo shoot? We can have that removed from the network feeds for you, even in Chile. I'll ask my team to take care of it for you.Look we can agree on this about Iran..."
Maybe Christo should saved a length of that saffron cloth to wrap around Georgie.
Maybe Christo should saved a length of that saffron cloth to wrap around Georgie.
When is an ass a prick?
The only PRICK I can see is the one making a complete ASS of himself.
What an embarassment (for blue state America).
When is an ass a prick?
The only PRICK I can see is the one making a complete ASS of himself.
What an embarassment (for blue state America).
When is an ass a prick?
The only PRICK I can see is the one making a complete ASS of himself.
What an embarassment (for blue state America).
When is an ass a prick?
The only PRICK I can see is the one making a complete ASS of himself.
What an embarassment (for blue state America).
S in Mich-
I'm in Texas too - shut the fuck up. That's 22 feet of the Guadalupe river in my back yard all day's worth of shut the fuck up.
You're not in a position to say "Enough already" either. you said an asinine disrespectful thoughtless thing- you said it, you own it--you obviously DO wish us harm and ill will-- and you don't get to cry foul if someone throws it back in your face.
I'm sick of people like you telling me I deserve shit because I live in a red state. You and I both live in America. Bush getting elected is no more my fault than it is yours.
I repeat- shut the fuck up. As long as you say shit like that I'll repeat it again in any thread you're in if I feel like it, you asshole.
S in Mich-
I'm in Texas too - shut the fuck up. That's 22 feet of the Guadalupe river in my back yard all day's worth of shut the fuck up.
You're not in a position to say "Enough already" either. you said an asinine disrespectful thoughtless thing- you said it, you own it--you obviously DO wish us harm and ill will-- and you don't get to cry foul if someone throws it back in your face.
I'm sick of people like you telling me I deserve shit because I live in a red state. You and I both live in America. Bush getting elected is no more my fault than it is yours.
I repeat- shut the fuck up. As long as you say shit like that I'll repeat it again in any thread you're in if I feel like it, you asshole.
S in Mich-
Look man, we've been flooded twice by hurricanes here in Va.
You need to lay off folks who are going through it.
Just drop it.
S in Mich-
Look man, we've been flooded twice by hurricanes here in Va.
You need to lay off folks who are going through it.
Just drop it.
jeebs and Wildebeest--
Thank you for chiming in. I'm holding things together more or less well, but it ain't easy.
And S in Mich: Again (to borrow a word from you): Sod off.
jeebs and Wildebeest--
Thank you for chiming in. I'm holding things together more or less well, but it ain't easy.
And S in Mich: Again (to borrow a word from you): Sod off.
rorschach & jeebs,
Hang in there.
It really looks bleak now, I know.
We basically lost the first floor of our house.
You'll overcome it, trust me.
rorschach & jeebs,
Hang in there.
It really looks bleak now, I know.
We basically lost the first floor of our house.
You'll overcome it, trust me.
rorschach -
My heart goes out to you. It's horrible, what you're going through. Enormous sympathy and sending you goodwill and dry thoughts...
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rorschach -
My heart goes out to you. It's horrible, what you're going through. Enormous sympathy and sending you goodwill and dry thoughts...
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Thank you Wildebeest and Jenny ftB.
Thank you for your thoughts (so odd to be getting such negative thoughts from others, I have to say!)
But we shall prevail...
Thank you Wildebeest and Jenny ftB.
Thank you for your thoughts (so odd to be getting such negative thoughts from others, I have to say!)
But we shall prevail...
"And then the other one said, It SHO AM DEEP!"
"And then the other one said, It SHO AM DEEP!"
How bad is it where you are rorshach? Still raining?
I'm in between austin and SA, and the rain stopped late afternoon but we're supposed to get more tonight-we'll see.
How bad is it where you are rorshach? Still raining?
I'm in between austin and SA, and the rain stopped late afternoon but we're supposed to get more tonight-we'll see.
It's not raining now, but they are saying "strong storms" for tomorrow.
Unnerving.
It's not raining now, but they are saying "strong storms" for tomorrow.
Unnerving.
That man is the most powerful man on this planet of over 6 billion people.
God is seriously fucking with us.
That man is the most powerful man on this planet of over 6 billion people.
God is seriously fucking with us.
Douglas Bader (WW II, RAF Ace). You might want to google him.
I remember seeing him playing pro-am golf tournaments in the early 80s, shortly before his death: he started playing golf after losing his legs, and eventually got a four handicap. His foundation still organises golf tournaments in his memory.
One of the old school.
Douglas Bader (WW II, RAF Ace). You might want to google him.
I remember seeing him playing pro-am golf tournaments in the early 80s, shortly before his death: he started playing golf after losing his legs, and eventually got a four handicap. His foundation still organises golf tournaments in his memory.
One of the old school.
Good grief! Weather is not a morality play folks!
Jeebs and rorshach, you are in my thoughts. I hope things look up soon.
Take care.
Good grief! Weather is not a morality play folks!
Jeebs and rorshach, you are in my thoughts. I hope things look up soon.
Take care.
Unnerving to me at least. I am sure that it will make S in Mich very happy.
Unnerving to me at least. I am sure that it will make S in Mich very happy.
thank you genoasail
thank you genoasail
(Just watching 'The Power of Nightmaes', and we're at the point where David Brock talks about the conservative smear machine. I think it pushes the point a little far about the parallelism between the pushing of 'moral decline' in the US and North Africa... but it's a curious mirror image.)
(Just watching 'The Power of Nightmaes', and we're at the point where David Brock talks about the conservative smear machine. I think it pushes the point a little far about the parallelism between the pushing of 'moral decline' in the US and North Africa... but it's a curious mirror image.)
rorscach & jeebs,
Weather.com doesn't show a huge amount of doppler over you guys, right now.
The enormous green on the map is moving my way.
One hell of a lot of water fell on you guys!
rorscach & jeebs,
Weather.com doesn't show a huge amount of doppler over you guys, right now.
The enormous green on the map is moving my way.
One hell of a lot of water fell on you guys!
re that photo-it's gotta be photoshop right? I coulnd't find it anywhere on Yahoo?
I want it to be real though, just like Santa.
re-flood, thanks wildebeest, though from the sound of it, I'm not as bad off as rorshach. So, my riverbottom backyard is full of river but the house is high up, so still lucky .
I grew up on the coast - I've been through my share of hurricanes-it's a bitch ain't it?
re that photo-it's gotta be photoshop right? I coulnd't find it anywhere on Yahoo?
I want it to be real though, just like Santa.
re-flood, thanks wildebeest, though from the sound of it, I'm not as bad off as rorshach. So, my riverbottom backyard is full of river but the house is high up, so still lucky .
I grew up on the coast - I've been through my share of hurricanes-it's a bitch ain't it?
jeebs,
I think there was a coupla links to yahoo upthread.
Did they yank it already?
The 'canes here have only started getting lockdown bad in the last oh four or so years.
jeebs,
I think there was a coupla links to yahoo upthread.
Did they yank it already?
The 'canes here have only started getting lockdown bad in the last oh four or so years.
Any natural disaster is equally terrible it doesn't matter what state it's in.
Any natural disaster is equally terrible it doesn't matter what state it's in.
His zipper is down and his hands are turned around backward...
He WAS about to wheel around and MOON the camera.
Koizumi is trying to dissuade him, because the Japanese don't like toilet jokes.
It was a dare. Putin is looking on thinking the putz will chicken out AGAIN.
Oh well, maybe next year.
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His zipper is down and his hands are turned around backward...
He WAS about to wheel around and MOON the camera.
Koizumi is trying to dissuade him, because the Japanese don't like toilet jokes.
It was a dare. Putin is looking on thinking the putz will chicken out AGAIN.
Oh well, maybe next year.
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jeebs - check the link from my post at 12:54... it still works and it's currently rated a 4.87 out of 5.
pseudonymous in nc - which part are you watching? Or have you found someone who's put all three parts together?
jeebs - check the link from my post at 12:54... it still works and it's currently rated a 4.87 out of 5.
pseudonymous in nc - which part are you watching? Or have you found someone who's put all three parts together?
I don't know alot about Prime Minister Koizumi.
That is a very non-traditional Japanese hairstyle he sports.
It's really not a Western style, at least since 1991.
Is he a maverick?
I don't know alot about Prime Minister Koizumi.
That is a very non-traditional Japanese hairstyle he sports.
It's really not a Western style, at least since 1991.
Is he a maverick?
SUPAA NIPPON-PURAAIMUMINISTAA CROTCH-KNEE WAI!!!!!
SUPAA NIPPON-PURAAIMUMINISTAA CROTCH-KNEE WAI!!!!!
rohrshach- it's always bad at night when you can't see what's happening. Hang in there.
rohrshach- it's always bad at night when you can't see what's happening. Hang in there.
"Bush getting elected is no more my fault than it is yours.--jeebs
Absolutely. The word of the day is SOLIDARITY.
Texas is one of the most beautiful states in the country, parts of it. Lots of beautiful people.
Bush ain't Texan, his spin is.
Diebold is as much our fault as nuclear bombs.
The downside of computers is upon us. For now, Save our Ships, but clear skies and smiles ahead, when we get our country BACK.
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"Bush getting elected is no more my fault than it is yours.--jeebs
Absolutely. The word of the day is SOLIDARITY.
Texas is one of the most beautiful states in the country, parts of it. Lots of beautiful people.
Bush ain't Texan, his spin is.
Diebold is as much our fault as nuclear bombs.
The downside of computers is upon us. For now, Save our Ships, but clear skies and smiles ahead, when we get our country BACK.
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thanks Tom for the link.
Oy vey. Hail to the chief...?
thanks Tom for the link.
Oy vey. Hail to the chief...?
"I don't know alot about Prime Minister Koizumi."
Weak, and corrupt. Japanese I've met tell me that he is strongly hated in Japan, for taking the country back into war, and in the USPNAC Iraq fiasco no less.
His hairstyle is right out of Kitchen Stadium.
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"I don't know alot about Prime Minister Koizumi."
Weak, and corrupt. Japanese I've met tell me that he is strongly hated in Japan, for taking the country back into war, and in the USPNAC Iraq fiasco no less.
His hairstyle is right out of Kitchen Stadium.
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jeez. that shithead really doesn't pay any attention at all to anything.
jeez. that shithead really doesn't pay any attention at all to anything.
Actually, this photo shows Bush's 4-hour Viagra woody, in full size. He couldn't get the zipper up, so he 'winged it.'
This is why Rice has that sour look, and why Laura tends to laugh outloud for no reason.
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Actually, this photo shows Bush's 4-hour Viagra woody, in full size. He couldn't get the zipper up, so he 'winged it.'
This is why Rice has that sour look, and why Laura tends to laugh outloud for no reason.
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Weak, and corrupt. Japanese I've met tell me that he is strongly hated in Japan, for taking the country back into war, and in the USPNAC Iraq fiasco no less.
What do the Chinese think about him?
We used to look to post-war Japan as our "little partner" next to the two Communist behemoths.
Koizumi, if he's smart, is probably playing both sides as is brother Kim to the north.
Weak, and corrupt. Japanese I've met tell me that he is strongly hated in Japan, for taking the country back into war, and in the USPNAC Iraq fiasco no less.
What do the Chinese think about him?
We used to look to post-war Japan as our "little partner" next to the two Communist behemoths.
Koizumi, if he's smart, is probably playing both sides as is brother Kim to the north.
i looked at the pic again. of course he's a total fucking dipshit, we already knew that. but what the hell is up with his posture? why is he holding his arms like that? i would really be interested in knowing exactly what debilitating disease he has and how long it will be before he finally shits the bed.
i looked at the pic again. of course he's a total fucking dipshit, we already knew that. but what the hell is up with his posture? why is he holding his arms like that? i would really be interested in knowing exactly what debilitating disease he has and how long it will be before he finally shits the bed.
To those suffering from the flooding in their homes, my deepest sympathy and wishes for a speedy recovery with minimal damage and minimal grief in dealing with insurance adjusters and other such nonsense. To thee that thought such tribulations was worthy of snarking, may you see your wishes returned upon you threefold, as you have certainly asked for it.
To those suffering from the flooding in their homes, my deepest sympathy and wishes for a speedy recovery with minimal damage and minimal grief in dealing with insurance adjusters and other such nonsense. To thee that thought such tribulations was worthy of snarking, may you see your wishes returned upon you threefold, as you have certainly asked for it.
I can't get the image of George and his naughty bits to load here or on Yahoo... it only shows part of it. Is Karl Rove controlling the internet! I wanna see it...
I can't get the image of George and his naughty bits to load here or on Yahoo... it only shows part of it. Is Karl Rove controlling the internet! I wanna see it...
i looked at the pic again. yeah, free willie is showing, but we knew he was a dipshit already. why is he standing like that with his arms held out though? it would be interesting to find out exactly what disease he has, and how much longer he can be expected to hang on.
i looked at the pic again. yeah, free willie is showing, but we knew he was a dipshit already. why is he standing like that with his arms held out though? it would be interesting to find out exactly what disease he has, and how much longer he can be expected to hang on.
sorry to repeat. haloscan ate my first post.
sorry to repeat. haloscan ate my first post.
haloscan is going wonky on me.
haloscan is going wonky on me.
You know, my "friends" that voted for Bush do not care what he does wrong. He's "trying his best" and rather than it reflecting poorly on Mr. Bush if he forgets to zip his fly - it is we who are assholes for having the audacity to notice and comment about such things. This worldview apparently gets them through the day. I believe the short version goes, "Ignorance is bliss."
You know, my "friends" that voted for Bush do not care what he does wrong. He's "trying his best" and rather than it reflecting poorly on Mr. Bush if he forgets to zip his fly - it is we who are assholes for having the audacity to notice and comment about such things. This worldview apparently gets them through the day. I believe the short version goes, "Ignorance is bliss."
pseudonymous in nc - which part are you watching? Or have you found someone who's put all three parts together?
Got the torrents from one of the usual sources, burned them to a DVD, and watching them in sequence. If you have access to newsgroups (and broadband), some enterprising type has created a DVD image in high-def, complete with chapters and menus.
Now watching the third and final part, which includes Jason Burke (who covered the Afghan war from the inside) talking about the myth of 'al-Qaeda' as a coherent global organisation, rather than (at best) a loose baggy coalition with, in the early 2000s, a venture capitalist element.
Also covering the bullshit on the non-existent 'sleeper cells' in the US, which, of course, goes utterly unreported over here. The stuff on Lackawhanna (sp?) is risible.
(I'm also watching Jonathan Miller's Brief History of Disbelief, which includes a look at atheism in revolutionary America...)
pseudonymous in nc - which part are you watching? Or have you found someone who's put all three parts together?
Got the torrents from one of the usual sources, burned them to a DVD, and watching them in sequence. If you have access to newsgroups (and broadband), some enterprising type has created a DVD image in high-def, complete with chapters and menus.
Now watching the third and final part, which includes Jason Burke (who covered the Afghan war from the inside) talking about the myth of 'al-Qaeda' as a coherent global organisation, rather than (at best) a loose baggy coalition with, in the early 2000s, a venture capitalist element.
Also covering the bullshit on the non-existent 'sleeper cells' in the US, which, of course, goes utterly unreported over here. The stuff on Lackawhanna (sp?) is risible.
(I'm also watching Jonathan Miller's Brief History of Disbelief, which includes a look at atheism in revolutionary America...)
Perhaps accusations of a back-door draft were too hasty...
Perhaps accusations of a back-door draft were too hasty...
Oh, here's the kicker: govt expert saying 'the Disneyland tape we got from these Arabs in Detroit is obviously a terrorist surveillance tape because it looks like something tourists would make, and that's because surveillance tapes are always disguised as tourist tapes.'
It's utterly fucking insane.
Oh, here's the kicker: govt expert saying 'the Disneyland tape we got from these Arabs in Detroit is obviously a terrorist surveillance tape because it looks like something tourists would make, and that's because surveillance tapes are always disguised as tourist tapes.'
It's utterly fucking insane.
pseudonymous in nc - uh huh. utterly fucking insane.
And telling your friends that you won't see them in a while because you're getting married abroad is secret code... for getting married abroad and not coming back to the States for a while.
( Silt has links for transcripts for all three. Also has a wonderful blog as another ex-pat, but living in the Netherlands.)
Combine these with the key FBI witness in one of the terrorism financing cases setting himself on fire in front of the White House recently and you understand why Kiss My Ashcroft was thrown to the wolves. A scapegoat, I fear, because this rot goes much deeper in the Dept. of Justice.
pseudonymous in nc - uh huh. utterly fucking insane.
And telling your friends that you won't see them in a while because you're getting married abroad is secret code... for getting married abroad and not coming back to the States for a while.
( Silt has links for transcripts for all three. Also has a wonderful blog as another ex-pat, but living in the Netherlands.)
Combine these with the key FBI witness in one of the terrorism financing cases setting himself on fire in front of the White House recently and you understand why Kiss My Ashcroft was thrown to the wolves. A scapegoat, I fear, because this rot goes much deeper in the Dept. of Justice.
Is that a Tic Tac in my pocket, or am I just glad to see me?
Is that a Tic Tac in my pocket, or am I just glad to see me?
Oh man, No way I can top this one with a caption.
Oh man, No way I can top this one with a caption.
Or
"I just wet myself, and cocking up my leg helps. Do you have a tissue Mr President Koizume?"
Or
"I just wet myself, and cocking up my leg helps. Do you have a tissue Mr President Koizume?"
Forgive me if this has already been posted, but I haven't seen it anywhere here. Per Keith Olbermann:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6210240/
Fineman put it in terms that the mainstream can’t ignore. He told me he’d talked to Ohio’s Mr. Blackwell earlier in the evening. “There in fact will be a recount,” Howard said with a sigh that encapsulated all of the Florida 2000 Experience. “We will be talking about chads once again.”
Forgive me if this has already been posted, but I haven't seen it anywhere here. Per Keith Olbermann:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6210240/
Fineman put it in terms that the mainstream can’t ignore. He told me he’d talked to Ohio’s Mr. Blackwell earlier in the evening. “There in fact will be a recount,” Howard said with a sigh that encapsulated all of the Florida 2000 Experience. “We will be talking about chads once again.”
Anybody who can tell mw who the dude
behind Koizumi checking his own fly is?
Anybody who can tell mw who the dude
behind Koizumi checking his own fly is?
The thing that gets me is Putin's loving gaze at the clown with the zipper down. What gives with that? Bush looks like he is about ready to start line dancing and Putin looks like he wants to check out the 'package' in a private room.
The thing that gets me is Putin's loving gaze at the clown with the zipper down. What gives with that? Bush looks like he is about ready to start line dancing and Putin looks like he wants to check out the 'package' in a private room.
Look at the DEATH GLARE of Putin!
ahem.
Iran: we can't attack Iran now because China has vouched for Iran's sovereignty. China might end up doing this for Venezuela, too.
Bush is joshing with our official owner, Japan. We don't pay for anything. Japan is paying everything. Every item on this last budget busting budget is paid for by Japan.
America parties on, like some drunk frat rat with daddy's credit card.
Look at the DEATH GLARE of Putin!
ahem.
Iran: we can't attack Iran now because China has vouched for Iran's sovereignty. China might end up doing this for Venezuela, too.
Bush is joshing with our official owner, Japan. We don't pay for anything. Japan is paying everything. Every item on this last budget busting budget is paid for by Japan.
America parties on, like some drunk frat rat with daddy's credit card.
Caption Entries:
"How can I screw the world if I don't let my fly down?"
"Houston, we have a problem here but I am cleared for takeoff!"
"Condi has been in the hospital and I can't do a thing with it."
Caption Entries:
"How can I screw the world if I don't let my fly down?"
"Houston, we have a problem here but I am cleared for takeoff!"
"Condi has been in the hospital and I can't do a thing with it."
Elaine -
In your comment on China, are you referring to China's recent negotiations for natural gas deals (I think that's what it was) with Iran?
Or are you referring to some more recent statement from China about Iran's sovereignty? If so, do you have a link?
Thanks!
Elaine -
In your comment on China, are you referring to China's recent negotiations for natural gas deals (I think that's what it was) with Iran?
Or are you referring to some more recent statement from China about Iran's sovereignty? If so, do you have a link?
Thanks!
Alan - see my post above at 12:49 and I think he's just hanging his head in shame from being in the same photo with Furious George.
Kate - my post on china and iran from the 9th it wasn't just the LNG deal, but China stated that Iran shouldn't be dragged to the UN Security Council.
Wildebeest - How do the Chinese feel about Koizumi? Well the news last night and papers this morning will filled with news about the talks at APEC between Koizumi and Hu. Tacked on an extra 20 -40 minutes of talking. The Chinese are not keen on Koizumi's visits to Yasukuni shrine. The Japanese are still bent out of shape over a Chinese nuclear sub being caught off Okinawa a week or so ago. There are also issues of undersea natural gas reserves located between the two.
Alan - see my post above at 12:49 and I think he's just hanging his head in shame from being in the same photo with Furious George.
Kate - my post on china and iran from the 9th it wasn't just the LNG deal, but China stated that Iran shouldn't be dragged to the UN Security Council.
Wildebeest - How do the Chinese feel about Koizumi? Well the news last night and papers this morning will filled with news about the talks at APEC between Koizumi and Hu. Tacked on an extra 20 -40 minutes of talking. The Chinese are not keen on Koizumi's visits to Yasukuni shrine. The Japanese are still bent out of shape over a Chinese nuclear sub being caught off Okinawa a week or so ago. There are also issues of undersea natural gas reserves located between the two.
About Texas and floods: global warming.
Florida and massive hurricanes: ditto.
Did Americans know that a catagory three storm hit SLOVAKIA? And took down every single tree in one small city? Amazing. Global warming.
Is Texas partially at fault in all of this?
YOU BET IT IS. Texas officially, by vote, doesn't believe in global warming or the effects of global warming, indeed, Texans, a significant majority, doesn't believe in ANY earth sciences including basic geography.
And Texas is an oil producing entity that promotes...global warming activities.
So it is time for Texans to stop complaining and start doing sane things for once. Your very lives depend on doing the right thing at the right time.
Support the Koyoto Accords. Tell Bush to sign it.
About Texas and floods: global warming.
Florida and massive hurricanes: ditto.
Did Americans know that a catagory three storm hit SLOVAKIA? And took down every single tree in one small city? Amazing. Global warming.
Is Texas partially at fault in all of this?
YOU BET IT IS. Texas officially, by vote, doesn't believe in global warming or the effects of global warming, indeed, Texans, a significant majority, doesn't believe in ANY earth sciences including basic geography.
And Texas is an oil producing entity that promotes...global warming activities.
So it is time for Texans to stop complaining and start doing sane things for once. Your very lives depend on doing the right thing at the right time.
Support the Koyoto Accords. Tell Bush to sign it.
Wapo has an editorial condemning the Ukraine elections because the exit polls dont match the outcome and urges the US to get involved.OK,Im ready for my kool aid Mr. DeMille.
Wapo has an editorial condemning the Ukraine elections because the exit polls dont match the outcome and urges the US to get involved.OK,Im ready for my kool aid Mr. DeMille.
notch - was just reading this piece at the BBC on public protests. Noticed the name Richard Lugar as the official observer for the US.
Looking at the quickie profiles and the column, I'd say we have a test of wills between the guy in the photo with his fly down and the guy with the scornful face wondering how he could lose to the schmuck with his fly down.
notch - was just reading this piece at the BBC on public protests. Noticed the name Richard Lugar as the official observer for the US.
Looking at the quickie profiles and the column, I'd say we have a test of wills between the guy in the photo with his fly down and the guy with the scornful face wondering how he could lose to the schmuck with his fly down.
From that link on the BBC site on the protests in Ukraine:
The US State Department said it was "deeply concerned" about the election and threatened to review its relations with Ukraine if the government failed to investigate the allegations of election fraud.
Oh. Kay.
From that link on the BBC site on the protests in Ukraine:
The US State Department said it was "deeply concerned" about the election and threatened to review its relations with Ukraine if the government failed to investigate the allegations of election fraud.
Oh. Kay.
The photo reminds me of an old Kids in the Hall routine in which a little boy finds a businessman and brings him home to be his pet. He takes good care of him, gives him martinis and the WSJ, but eventually it's clear that he wasn't meant to live in captivity. He needs his own kind. The boy, in tears, and his mother drive the businessman to downtown Toronto and release him into an office complex, where he runs to the other businessmen, smells them, gives them his card, shakes hands, etc.
The photo reminds me of an old Kids in the Hall routine in which a little boy finds a businessman and brings him home to be his pet. He takes good care of him, gives him martinis and the WSJ, but eventually it's clear that he wasn't meant to live in captivity. He needs his own kind. The boy, in tears, and his mother drive the businessman to downtown Toronto and release him into an office complex, where he runs to the other businessmen, smells them, gives them his card, shakes hands, etc.
According to exit polls, the democratic opposition won handily, by 54 to 43 percent in one survey. But yesterday the government revealed its intent to steal the election, announcing that Mr. Yanukovych had a decisive lead in the vote count. Tens of thousands of outraged citizens filled the center of Kiev last night to oppose this authoritarian coup. The United States and other Western governments must do everything possible to support them....
Sen. Richard G. Lugar (R-Ind.), who traveled to Kiev to observe the elections with the endorsement of President Bush, made an excellent start: "It is now apparent," he said in Kiev, "that a concerted and forceful program of election-day fraud and abuse was enacted with either the leadership or cooperation of governmental authorities."
From the WaPo.
Where were the fucking Ukrainian election observers when we needed them?
According to exit polls, the democratic opposition won handily, by 54 to 43 percent in one survey. But yesterday the government revealed its intent to steal the election, announcing that Mr. Yanukovych had a decisive lead in the vote count. Tens of thousands of outraged citizens filled the center of Kiev last night to oppose this authoritarian coup. The United States and other Western governments must do everything possible to support them....
Sen. Richard G. Lugar (R-Ind.), who traveled to Kiev to observe the elections with the endorsement of President Bush, made an excellent start: "It is now apparent," he said in Kiev, "that a concerted and forceful program of election-day fraud and abuse was enacted with either the leadership or cooperation of governmental authorities."
From the WaPo.
Where were the fucking Ukrainian election observers when we needed them?
From that link on the BBC site on the protests in Ukraine:
The US State Department said it was "deeply concerned" about the election and threatened to review its relations with Ukraine if the government failed to investigate the allegations of election fraud.
Oh. Kay.
pseudonymous in nc
pseud,
(love the new handle, if I haven't said that)
Maybe it's a wacky, biting satire so bitter and subtle that we can't possibly get it. Like "A Modest Proposal." Or not.
From that link on the BBC site on the protests in Ukraine:
The US State Department said it was "deeply concerned" about the election and threatened to review its relations with Ukraine if the government failed to investigate the allegations of election fraud.
Oh. Kay.
pseudonymous in nc
pseud,
(love the new handle, if I haven't said that)
Maybe it's a wacky, biting satire so bitter and subtle that we can't possibly get it. Like "A Modest Proposal." Or not.
According to the NY Times today, Senator Dick Lugar (R), of Indiana, was the head of a team monitoring the election this past weekend in the Ukraine. He has reported that there was widespread fraud and irregularity in the count. Perhaps it reminded him of a recent election in another country not too long ago.
According to the NY Times today, Senator Dick Lugar (R), of Indiana, was the head of a team monitoring the election this past weekend in the Ukraine. He has reported that there was widespread fraud and irregularity in the count. Perhaps it reminded him of a recent election in another country not too long ago.
Maybe it's a wacky, biting satire so bitter and subtle that we can't possibly get it. Like "A Modest Proposal." Or not.
Oh, Swift had it right: 'Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.' (The Tale of a Tub)
Maybe it's a wacky, biting satire so bitter and subtle that we can't possibly get it. Like "A Modest Proposal." Or not.
Oh, Swift had it right: 'Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.' (The Tale of a Tub)
From the Independent:
Observers with the Organisation for Security and Co-operation in Europe said cases of voting fraud included people apparently voting several times and voters being forced to turn over their absentee ballots to state employers.
From the Independent:
Observers with the Organisation for Security and Co-operation in Europe said cases of voting fraud included people apparently voting several times and voters being forced to turn over their absentee ballots to state employers.
"The United States is deeply concerned over the elections in Ukraine," deputy State Department spokesman Adam Ereli said. "There are reports of widespread abuse and fraud in the second round of Ukraine's presidential elections.
"We call on the Ukrainian authorities to curb additional abuse and fraud, to uphold its international commitments to democracy and human rights and to act to ensure an outcome that reflects the will of the Ukrainian people," he told reporters.
Ereli said the charges of irregularities needed to be thoroughly investigated and cleared up before the international community so there could be confidence that the results of the elections reflect the will of the Ukrainian people.
Is that... a global test?
"The United States is deeply concerned over the elections in Ukraine," deputy State Department spokesman Adam Ereli said. "There are reports of widespread abuse and fraud in the second round of Ukraine's presidential elections.
"We call on the Ukrainian authorities to curb additional abuse and fraud, to uphold its international commitments to democracy and human rights and to act to ensure an outcome that reflects the will of the Ukrainian people," he told reporters.
Ereli said the charges of irregularities needed to be thoroughly investigated and cleared up before the international community so there could be confidence that the results of the elections reflect the will of the Ukrainian people.
Is that... a global test?
Even the Bush administration acknowledges that Bush and the USA are guilty of war crimes:
A number of anti-Bush and antiglobalization protests are planned. President Richard Lagos's government took the unusual step yesterday of announcing that Bush would have diplomatic immunity during his visit. The declaration was made after some activists filed a criminal complaint against Bush in court, claiming that he and other US officials were guilty of war crimes in Iraq.
Link
Even the Bush administration acknowledges that Bush and the USA are guilty of war crimes:
A number of anti-Bush and antiglobalization protests are planned. President Richard Lagos's government took the unusual step yesterday of announcing that Bush would have diplomatic immunity during his visit. The declaration was made after some activists filed a criminal complaint against Bush in court, claiming that he and other US officials were guilty of war crimes in Iraq.
Link
Cheese sandwich with Marlene Dietrich posing as the Virgin Mary-$28,000.
Burger & Fries-$3.99
Cheese sandwich with Marlene Dietrich posing as the Virgin Mary-$28,000.
Burger & Fries-$3.99
What an embarassment that he represents us in the eyes of the world, or maybe he's just intent on representing his supporters; the mouth-breather contingent.
What an embarassment that he represents us in the eyes of the world, or maybe he's just intent on representing his supporters; the mouth-breather contingent.
I think Putin thinks George is hot.
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I think Putin thinks George is hot.
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I saw into his pants...And knew he was a "good" man.
I saw into his pants...And knew he was a "good" man.
There is nothing funny about that picture. It's goddamn scary.
There is nothing funny about that picture. It's goddamn scary.
Let's see... I guess this makes W's new nickname the SCROTUS
Let's see... I guess this makes W's new nickname the SCROTUS
Notice how Putin's looking at Bush the way we all look at our embarassing brother-in-law?
Notice how Putin's looking at Bush the way we all look at our embarassing brother-in-law?
Putin:
"Wait til Chirac hears about this."
Putin:
"Wait til Chirac hears about this."
Where's Condi?
Where's Condi?
Caption entry: Now watch this drive!
Caption entry: Now watch this drive!
"So, Juni, in one part of 'Team America', the marionettes have sex like this..."
"So, Juni, in one part of 'Team America', the marionettes have sex like this..."
Putin is looking at him like: "You're an idiot nad I'm going to roll your Secretary of State".
Putin is looking at him like: "You're an idiot nad I'm going to roll your Secretary of State".
Down a major laughing-worm-whole Damn, hate when that happens before noon.
I figure he was doin' a quick line before leaving the bathroom, and forgot to zip.
Fucking idiot!
Down a major laughing-worm-whole Damn, hate when that happens before noon.
I figure he was doin' a quick line before leaving the bathroom, and forgot to zip.
Fucking idiot!
Indecency!! Indecency!! Call Michael Powell!!
Indecency!! Indecency!! Call Michael Powell!!
Sorry, can anybody give me a link for this? My wife thinks it's doctored.
Sorry, can anybody give me a link for this? My wife thinks it's doctored.
The Yahoo link to the original AP picture is in the 'Homepage' link below.
The Yahoo link to the original AP picture is in the 'Homepage' link below.
OK, that didn't work. Try the 'Homepage' link for this comment....
OK, that didn't work. Try the 'Homepage' link for this comment....
He looks like he's dancing a jig.
What a buffoon. Thanks for the pic, AP. Now if only someone could get him to zip his lips and his pants...
He looks like he's dancing a jig.
What a buffoon. Thanks for the pic, AP. Now if only someone could get him to zip his lips and his pants...
God, now we know what he considers "hard work".
God, now we know what he considers "hard work".
Trying vainly to match DICK's bulge shot! W.....always trying to be a "big" boy!
Trying vainly to match DICK's bulge shot! W.....always trying to be a "big" boy!
Drunken hillbilly.
Drunken hillbilly.
Barn door, indeed.
Who let the PIGS out?
Barn door, indeed.
Who let the PIGS out?
Announcer: "...and leading off here at the Annual Fucknut Whipout is once-and-future U.S. Preznit George W. Bush..."
Announcer: "...and leading off here at the Annual Fucknut Whipout is once-and-future U.S. Preznit George W. Bush..."
A vivid display of IQ! I give him a c-!
A vivid display of IQ! I give him a c-!
From the AP caption: " Reading of the Final Declaration at the APEC ".
So, Bush wanted to show his APECer.
From the AP caption: " Reading of the Final Declaration at the APEC ".
So, Bush wanted to show his APECer.
Unnerving to me at least. I am sure that it will make S in Mich very happy.
rorschach
What a fucking baby!
People are being killed by bush over in Iraq and rorschach won't let it alone to make fun of chimp and wants us all to cry over his flooded basement???
Get over it, dick-head!
I send my sympathy to S in Mich...sorry man. This place is going way down hill, big-time.
Unnerving to me at least. I am sure that it will make S in Mich very happy.
rorschach
What a fucking baby!
People are being killed by bush over in Iraq and rorschach won't let it alone to make fun of chimp and wants us all to cry over his flooded basement???
Get over it, dick-head!
I send my sympathy to S in Mich...sorry man. This place is going way down hill, big-time.
Did you notice the bemused _look_ Putin is giving him?
Well, I may look like Dobby, but given that the US president seems to have adopted the Suave Homer Simpson at a Cocktail Party look, I've got a clear advantage.
Did you notice the bemused _look_ Putin is giving him?
Well, I may look like Dobby, but given that the US president seems to have adopted the Suave Homer Simpson at a Cocktail Party look, I've got a clear advantage.
I call on God to flood this whole stinkin hell-hole - blue, red, purple and green states. I don't know about you guys but I have survivers guilt extremly bad...how can we sit around and not march in the streets demanding the military quit killing the Iraqi people. It feels like we are all hypnotized.
bush is a little boy, he will never grow up. Remember we all thought he was getting Alzhimers? But a totally funny picture, thanks for posting it.
I call on God to flood this whole stinkin hell-hole - blue, red, purple and green states. I don't know about you guys but I have survivers guilt extremly bad...how can we sit around and not march in the streets demanding the military quit killing the Iraqi people. It feels like we are all hypnotized.
bush is a little boy, he will never grow up. Remember we all thought he was getting Alzhimers? But a totally funny picture, thanks for posting it.
And in the whole thread nobody said "wardrobe malfunction."
You guys are slipping.
And in the whole thread nobody said "wardrobe malfunction."
You guys are slipping.
What, me worry?
What, me worry?
The photo is not 'shopped. It's an AP photo, viewable at Yahoo News
http://tinyurl.com/4dp4o
The photo is not 'shopped. It's an AP photo, viewable at Yahoo News
http://tinyurl.com/4dp4o
lends credence to the idea that people who voted for bush voted self identity rather than self issues-that's scary! next picture will be of him walking around w/ toilet paper on shoe (like that's never happened to you!)
lends credence to the idea that people who voted for bush voted self identity rather than self issues-that's scary! next picture will be of him walking around w/ toilet paper on shoe (like that's never happened to you!)
You hve to admit that Jeb will have to go some to beat Poppy and W.
Poppy puked on a Japanese PM and W showed one his Winkle.
What will Jeb do to one?
My guess is stroll up to him, cop his joint, and yell "package check!!!"
You hve to admit that Jeb will have to go some to beat Poppy and W.
Poppy puked on a Japanese PM and W showed one his Winkle.
What will Jeb do to one?
My guess is stroll up to him, cop his joint, and yell "package check!!!"
!Security breach at Los Pantalones!
!Security breach at Los Pantalones!
It's that damn French tailor again. . .
This photo is a work of art. It keeps your eye moving all the way around the picture.
My God, what do the world leaders think of us? Well, you can pretty much tell what Koizumi's thinking. . .
Is that a hint of a smile on Putin's face? Remembering a recent midnight romp, I suppose.
It's that damn French tailor again. . .
This photo is a work of art. It keeps your eye moving all the way around the picture.
My God, what do the world leaders think of us? Well, you can pretty much tell what Koizumi's thinking. . .
Is that a hint of a smile on Putin's face? Remembering a recent midnight romp, I suppose.
How many of you have never somthing embarassing in public? Raise yuour hand hypocrits.
How many of you have never somthing embarassing in public? Raise yuour hand hypocrits.
How many of you have never done somthing embarassing in public? Raise yuour hand hypocrits.
Ill raise mine first.
How many of you have never done somthing embarassing in public? Raise yuour hand hypocrits.
Ill raise mine first.
Oh, hey, Tess: I've marched against Bush, and I have been charting his atrocities on my blog for many months now. So fuck off.
It's not my basement, it's my fucking house that's flooded.
Oh, hey, Tess: I've marched against Bush, and I have been charting his atrocities on my blog for many months now. So fuck off.
It's not my basement, it's my fucking house that's flooded.
How many of you have never done somthing embarassing in public? Raise yuour hand hypocrits.
Ill raise mine first.
How many of you have never done somthing embarassing in public? Raise yuour hand hypocrits.
Ill raise mine first.
Have you noticed that the Bushes are always standing next to a Japanese Prime Minister when the do something especially embarrassing?
Have you noticed that the Bushes are always standing next to a Japanese Prime Minister when the do something especially embarrassing?
Our bad.
Our bad.
How many of Mike have never made fun of somebody before? Raise your hand, Mike.
How many of Mike have never made fun of somebody before? Raise your hand, Mike.
That was not an open "window of society." That was a very normal, common, everyday white spot which appears from time to time on the President's crotch. The President is very concerned about this issue but it does not concern him because another agency is handling it and he has it under control.
Wait.
At no time have we ever said that a white spot shows up on the First Crotch from time to time. What we said was it would not break any laws if it did, and at any event it's probably some political huckstering on the part of partisan Democrats.
Wait.
The Democrats actually put it there.
Wait.
The President does not have, need, nor has he ever heard of this "crotch" thing.
[we miss you mz fleischer!!!]
That was not an open "window of society." That was a very normal, common, everyday white spot which appears from time to time on the President's crotch. The President is very concerned about this issue but it does not concern him because another agency is handling it and he has it under control.
Wait.
At no time have we ever said that a white spot shows up on the First Crotch from time to time. What we said was it would not break any laws if it did, and at any event it's probably some political huckstering on the part of partisan Democrats.
Wait.
The Democrats actually put it there.
Wait.
The President does not have, need, nor has he ever heard of this "crotch" thing.
[we miss you mz fleischer!!!]
Notice how Bush and Koizumi are chatting? It's okay, because neither can speak English...
Notice how Bush and Koizumi are chatting? It's okay, because neither can speak English...
this oughta teach him to wear dark boxers instead of tighty whiteys...
this oughta teach him to wear dark boxers instead of tighty whiteys...
EEEeeee!
No one wants to see the First Schlong!
EEEeeee!
No one wants to see the First Schlong!
And so many people complained that Clinton couldn't keep his zipper up.
Bush does it in front of the entire world. tsk tsk
And so many people complained that Clinton couldn't keep his zipper up.
Bush does it in front of the entire world. tsk tsk
Man! I gotta send this to the Clinton Library just for fun!
Man! I gotta send this to the Clinton Library just for fun!
mike: I wasn't the occupant of the White House (I refuse to acknowledge the fascist deserting shit as President) when I did something that embarassing.
Oh, and FOAD, mike, apologist for sociopath murderous fuckheads.
mike: I wasn't the occupant of the White House (I refuse to acknowledge the fascist deserting shit as President) when I did something that embarassing.
Oh, and FOAD, mike, apologist for sociopath murderous fuckheads.
UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - The United Nations is investigating about 150 allegations of sexual abuse by U.N. civilian staff and soldiers in the Congo, some of them recorded on videotape, a senior U.N. official said on Monday.
The accusations include pedophilia, rape and prostitution, said Jane Holl Lute, an assistant secretary-general in the peacekeeping department.
Lute, an American, said there was photographic and video evidence for some of the allegations and most of the charges came to light since the spring.
UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - The United Nations is investigating about 150 allegations of sexual abuse by U.N. civilian staff and soldiers in the Congo, some of them recorded on videotape, a senior U.N. official said on Monday.
The accusations include pedophilia, rape and prostitution, said Jane Holl Lute, an assistant secretary-general in the peacekeeping department.
Lute, an American, said there was photographic and video evidence for some of the allegations and most of the charges came to light since the spring.
The most powerful man on Earth flashing his tighty-whities.
I'm thinking Wen Jiabao, personally.
The most powerful man on Earth flashing his tighty-whities.
I'm thinking Wen Jiabao, personally.
John Howard: I'll just keep shaking your hand, he wont even notice us.
Hu Jintao: is he still there?
Vladimir Putin: Cheese filled dickweed! They actually let you out?
Lee Hsien Loong: I no lookie him, he no see me.
Junichiro Koizumi: Whoa, DUDE!
George W. Bush: Orf doorful orf ppbblt
oop oop.
John Howard: I'll just keep shaking your hand, he wont even notice us.
Hu Jintao: is he still there?
Vladimir Putin: Cheese filled dickweed! They actually let you out?
Lee Hsien Loong: I no lookie him, he no see me.
Junichiro Koizumi: Whoa, DUDE!
George W. Bush: Orf doorful orf ppbblt
oop oop.
YEE HAW!!! Somebody make sure Jon Stewart sees this.
YEE HAW!!! Somebody make sure Jon Stewart sees this.
"So I says... So I says.. heh.. So I says to Putin, I tells 'im "Oh yeah! Well at YALE, they taught us how to take a leak without gettin' any on our hands!"
"So I says... So I says.. heh.. So I says to Putin, I tells 'im "Oh yeah! Well at YALE, they taught us how to take a leak without gettin' any on our hands!"
Koizumi goes "pantsu!"...
Koizumi goes "pantsu!"...
So what's the Secret Service code for this?
sean
"44 has gone Gump..."
So what's the Secret Service code for this?
sean
"44 has gone Gump..."
How many of you have never done somthing embarassing in public? Raise yuour hand hypocrits.
Ill raise mine first.
mike
I think your attempt at thinking is pretty embarassing, Mike, but that's just me...
How many of you have never done somthing embarassing in public? Raise yuour hand hypocrits.
Ill raise mine first.
mike
I think your attempt at thinking is pretty embarassing, Mike, but that's just me...
There is nothing behind that zipper. Just a plastic weenie he shows to Larua and the troops.
There is nothing behind that zipper. Just a plastic weenie he shows to Larua and the troops.
BTW, Bush walks like C-3PO.
BTW, Bush walks like C-3PO.
"..how can we sit around and not march in the streets demanding the military quit killing the Iraqi people." --Tess
How come you're missing the marches, Tess? Hurt your foot?
Protests continue today, tomorrow, and on into the stolen second term.
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"..how can we sit around and not march in the streets demanding the military quit killing the Iraqi people." --Tess
How come you're missing the marches, Tess? Hurt your foot?
Protests continue today, tomorrow, and on into the stolen second term.
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Jethro arrives:
"Hee Haw --i grajated the third grade"
the dotch on his crotch aint even half the problem.
Jethro arrives:
"Hee Haw --i grajated the third grade"
the dotch on his crotch aint even half the problem.
..."so this time I put the transmitter in my pants!
But you can only hear it when my fly's open!
Kneel down...see if you can hear Karl!"
..."so this time I put the transmitter in my pants!
But you can only hear it when my fly's open!
Kneel down...see if you can hear Karl!"
Hey-- anybody want some WOOD?
Hey-- anybody want some WOOD?
Commander-in-Briefs? (although I wish it was Commander-in-Brief - get that jackass outta' here!)
Commander-in-Briefs? (although I wish it was Commander-in-Brief - get that jackass outta' here!)
He looks like Jed Clampett to boot!
He looks like Jed Clampett to boot!
We're all wearing the blue dress now!
We're all wearing the blue dress now!
What letter comes before XYZ?
Answer: W
WXYZ
WXYZ
WXYZ
WXYZ
WXYZ
WXYZ
What letter comes before XYZ?
Answer: W
WXYZ
WXYZ
WXYZ
WXYZ
WXYZ
WXYZ
Dubya was secretly overheard whispering to anyone within earshot, "I told you I am a wanker."
Dubya was secretly overheard whispering to anyone within earshot, "I told you I am a wanker."
THIS mo fo can't even DRESS himself.
Yes - 59,054,087 CAN be that fucking stupid!
THIS mo fo can't even DRESS himself.
Yes - 59,054,087 CAN be that fucking stupid!
Mike,
Hypocrisy would be laughing your ass off at say some of the pictures of Clinton that ciruclated during his presidency and then whining about other people laughing at this photograph. We all do stupid things. But being President means you should do less. On the scale of 1 to 10 of the stupid things Bush has done this scores a 1.
On the other hand, your calling others hypocrits for laughing over this photo shows your own hypocrisy.
Mike,
Hypocrisy would be laughing your ass off at say some of the pictures of Clinton that ciruclated during his presidency and then whining about other people laughing at this photograph. We all do stupid things. But being President means you should do less. On the scale of 1 to 10 of the stupid things Bush has done this scores a 1.
On the other hand, your calling others hypocrits for laughing over this photo shows your own hypocrisy.
The point is that this guy gets a pass on everything, from no flu vaccine to no WMD to no zipup. Has there ever been a president who had such a supine press, so afraid to ridicule him when he so obviously deserves it?
The point is that this guy gets a pass on everything, from no flu vaccine to no WMD to no zipup. Has there ever been a president who had such a supine press, so afraid to ridicule him when he so obviously deserves it?
[someone in the crowd yells "DORK!" and throws something]
[someone in the crowd yells "DORK!" and throws something]
He looks like he's doing that dance from Beetlejuice: "He'll eat anything you want him to eat! He'll swaller' anything you want him to swaller'! C'mon down, chew on a dog!"
He looks like he's doing that dance from Beetlejuice: "He'll eat anything you want him to eat! He'll swaller' anything you want him to swaller'! C'mon down, chew on a dog!"
hippacritters!
hippacritters!
Howard wouldn't be asking Hu for help, what with Hu being a dreaded oriental and all, he'd just grin and bear Bush, and bend over when told... and swollow when told...
As for the Putin glare of doom, he's probably thinking about how he openly gets away with the shit BushCO. do secretly, plus he's probably calculating how many seconds it'd take him to kill the moron.
Howard wouldn't be asking Hu for help, what with Hu being a dreaded oriental and all, he'd just grin and bear Bush, and bend over when told... and swollow when told...
As for the Putin glare of doom, he's probably thinking about how he openly gets away with the shit BushCO. do secretly, plus he's probably calculating how many seconds it'd take him to kill the moron.
This is all you libs have? I laugh at the inferior intellect!!
This is all you libs have? I laugh at the inferior intellect!!
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cxvx
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