I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Frost?
Holy fucking shit - I'm agreeing with BOB BARR????
we ARE through the looking glass.
BARR: And the Constitution be damned, Dana?
The right wing would say, "Amen. How can a President be strong if the Constitution and law bind him?"
So Barr actually has some principles?
I'm genuinely shocked.
atrios - what time did this air? - I may have recorded the clip
BoB Barr??? Geezus Christ on a cracker - the world is upside down today!
Yes, and that's a pic of Dana "Asshole" Rorabacher hanging out with his buddies, the Taliban...
birds of a feather...
ROHRABACHER: Well, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does. So I'm very happy we have a president that's going to wiretap people's communication with people overseas to make sure that they're not plotting to blow up one of our cities.
Mr. Rohrbacker doesn't need to worry about the Constitution -- he just set fire to it, in public, then wiped his ass with the unburnt pieces.
Yes, and that's a pic of Dana "Asshole" Rorabacher hanging out with his buddies, the Taliban...
Now *they* have the right idea about stuff like civil liberties.
from the clicky link:
"[Rohrabacher] says the Taliban are devout traditionalists—not terrorists or revolutionaries. He believes a Taliban takeover [of Afghanistan] would be a positive development."
—Washington Report on Middle East Affairs, November/December 1996
WHO'S defending the terrorists who attacked us, again?
I'm agreeing with Bob Barr?
OK, who slipped acid in my salsa?
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Wow, did Bob Barr just prove himself to be an actual American?
I think I need to lie down for a minute...
Re: Bob Barr
I hate when people I despise with the heat of a thousand suns are, on occasion, reasonable.
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"[Rohrabacher] says the Taliban are devout traditionalists—not terrorists or revolutionaries. He believes a Taliban takeover [of Afghanistan] would be a positive development."
Hell, he believes a Taliban takeover of *America* would be a positive development.
Well, smack my ass with a feather.
Bob Barr speaking sense?
The end times are upon us, I fear.
Well, the fact of the matter is that the Constitution is the Constitution, and I took an oath to abide by it.
So did George W Bush. That's why he's up shit creek right now.
Now *they* have the right idea about stuff like civil liberties.
Eli
And those burkas could protect my skin from unwanted sun damage...
Dana, it was my not whacking off that deterred the terrorists. Now I know that makes you a little aroused, but you're going to have to deal with that yourself.
Well, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does.
See that's the problem it's just a damn piece of paper
/snark
I don't see why all this spying is necessary as Dana would have the terrorists on his speed dial.
At least Rummy didn't shake hands with Saddam.
Dartanyon sez:
I'm agreeing with Bob Barr?
Barr has been against the PATRIOT Act since day one and is opposed to the "National Security State". He's even working with the ACLU on these issues.
I know, weird.
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I can't believe a Republican has to be the one to explain why this is a bad thing. I also never thought I'd agree with f'ing Bob Barr.
Hullo!
May I do something fun with my teeth to Mr. Rohrabacher?
So did George W Bush.
Nuh-uh. He had his prehensile toes crossed.
And, yes, Barr is a huge believer in civil rights.
It's hard for me to believe, because he's otherwise completely nuts. But he understands the Bill of Rights.
I hate when people I despise with the heat of a thousand suns are, on occasion, reasonable.
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spork_incident
I have to disagree with you there, spork. I'm delighted that they're finally seeing an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. Looking through the looking glass of reality, that is.
May I do something fun with my teeth to Mr. Rohrabacher?
Arthur J. GWPDA
Yes. And you must make sure the Two-Legged Big Person records it for posterity.
Oh...and then see what you can do about the idiot in the White House.
Again, I'm gonna be a happy Englishman.
Jesus fucking tapdancing christ on a cracker - if even an old whoremongering adulterer like Bob Barr can see why this is wrong, I guess only the liars and morons and fake Xians are left to support it. Over to you, limpy pete.
Maybe Mr. Rohrbacker needs some mail:
Washington, D.C. Office
2338 Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
(202) 225-2415
Fax (202) 225-0145
District Office
101 Main Street, Suite 380
Huntington Beach, CA 92648
(714) 960-6483
(310) 377-9493
Fax (714) 960-7806
Holy fucking shit - I'm agreeing with BOB BARR????
He's a vicious sonofabitch, but he's a consistent sonofabitch, especially when it comes to Constitutional issues. He's a column in the Atlanta alt-weekly off and on since he left office, and he's long had serious issues with the Bush administration's WOT and the Patriot Act. One of the few Libertarian types that does more the talk the talk.
Bush and his junta aren't even real 'conservatives' they just pretend to be one.
And those burkas could protect my skin from unwanted sun damage...
Marcia Brady
Won't do much for the dancing 'round Smitty thing tho...
You don't spy with the laws you have, you spy with the laws you want..
That is one truely frightening exchange.
O-kay!
Happy Holidays!
Bob "impeach" Barr made a total ass out of "oven fried chicken, two kinds of fruit, rice (sic) pilaf" Dana. Hahahaha. Good god, 'yall! Too bad Barr didn't have a moral spine when he was in Dana's shoes.
Bush is clearly supported by seriously deranged loons.
Hey spork and Eli - I'll be in the neighborhood next week. Drinking Liberally or no, feel like a visit, maybe Woden's or Thor's days?
Hey Matt T. Nice to see you posting. Love your substance.
smitty sez:
And, yes, Barr is a huge believer in civil rights.
*Some* civil rights. IIRC, when he was in the House he tried to get legislation passed banning Wiccans in the military from practicing their faith.
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Barr has been against the PATRIOT Act since day one and is opposed to the "National Security State". He's even working with the ACLU on these issues.
I know, weird.
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spork_incident
You know Spork, I recall hearing Barr rail against the Patriot Act a few years ago -- I was knocked on my ass, just didn't expect it.
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Hey spork and Eli - I'll be in the neighborhood next week. Drinking Liberally or no, feel like a visit, maybe Woden's or Thor's days?
Sounds good to me. No idea if there'll be DL or not, or if it'll be Christmased out.
Once again Alfred Hitchcock's "McGuffin" defense. Somewhere there's a hidden 20 megaton nuclear warhead who's red LED countdown clock is ticking and the President needs to wipe his ass with the Constitution to find it or else we all die.
This is the kind of hysteria that keeps Bush's supporters energized.
These people are fucking insane and the real threat to America.
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OT:Bolivia calm on eve of crucial presidential vote
LA PAZ (AFP) - Bolivia remained calm on the eve of a hotly contested election that could choose the country's first indigenous president and sharply alter its political and economic landscape.
As one of the candidates took the day off to climb an Andean peak and another played racquetball, 50,000 soldiers and police officers were being mobilized to ensure that Sunday's vote proceeds peacefully.
None of the three presidential contenders was expected to gain an absolute majority in the voting, putting the focus on Congress, which will have to choose between the two leading vote-getters.
Well, first of all, or last of all, this so-called plot to blow up the Brooklyn Bridge was bogus because it had to do with a group of idiots who were planning to dismantle it with blow torches.
one of our trolls was going to blow up the Brooklyn Bridge?
JeffCO -
Coolness. E-mail details.
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Bush and his junta aren't even real 'conservatives' they just pretend to be one.
Moonbootica, Yule-ologist
I call them "Cheap Labor Monopolist"
(and isn't Moonbootica redundant?)
Arthur,
Woof! You been a good boy? Not taking mom's car out for a spin after dark? Santa (not the baby Jeebus) might bring you a squeaky toy!
I'd still shutter to imagine what Barr would say regarding gay rights.
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Sounds good to me. No idea if there'll be DL or not, or if it'll be Christmased out.
John said next week is on (weather permitting).
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The only reason the White House can site for such blatant disrespect for the constitution and congress is expediency.
And that argument doesn't fly. As it stands, the law states they can do surveillance for 72 hours, immediately. After that it has to be reported.
ALL THEY ARE DOING IS FISHING. Law be damned. They wanted to get around 2 branches of government.
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As long as I, an American citizen, can listen in on the conversations, private or otherwise, of my elected leaders...maybe I can agree to it. Until that day, or when Hell freezes over, I reject Shrub's unconstitutional maneuvering to strip my freedom and liberty or the freedom and liberty of any other law abiding U.S. citizen.
These fuckers in the White House are treating the citizens as rubes. They subvert out liberty under the guise of "fighting terrorism" ...communism or whatever the fuck-ism they're using today... in order to concentrate power in the hands of Americam evil-doers (Cheney, Bush, Rummy, Rice, et.al.)
Fuck these people, I've had it with the lies and deception. I'm gonna' keep fighting back until the good fight is won.
Oh yeah, fuck you NY Times. Thanks for holding on to this story until the Freedom Raper Bush was safely elected.
Just sayin'.
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i think we should ask Tom Cruise about all of this.
one of our trolls was going to blow up the Brooklyn Bridge?
charley
Too dumb by far to even fuck up that task.
totally off topic: tacitus came up with a pretend scandal involving kos to counter the fact that the republican party is filled with bribe takers.
watertiger sez:
i think we should ask Tom Cruise about all of this.
You're glib.
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My favorite snide answer:
BARR: Well, gee, I guess then the president should be able to ignore whatever provision in the Constitution as long as there's something after the fact that justifies it.
Like to have seen the expression on his face when he said that.
In all sincerity, I wonder if Tom Cruise knows the meaning of the word "glib."
Wow. We're living in surreal times.
your planet is confusing. i am returning to space where our president wears nice slacks and tells the truth and does what's right for his people.
This is the kind of hysteria that keeps Bush's supporters energized.
These people are fucking insane and the real threat to America.
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Agent Orange
what's funny is that the ignorant SOB (Bush) hasn't done a damned thing about securing loose nukes.
And, yes, Barr is a huge believer in civil rights.
It's hard for me to believe, because he's otherwise completely nuts. But he understands the Bill of Rights.
smitty werbenmanjensen | 12.17.05 - 7:10 pm | #
yes, and he helped to stop the Total Information Awareness crap. even a broken clock is right twice a day - barr is usually on personal freedom, except in the military or in government.
i think we should ask Tom Cruise about all of this....
Looks like Tom is offering Matt a treat.
Tasty scientologist treat, all sugar though.
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And those burkas could protect my skin from unwanted sun damage...
Marcia Brady
Won't do much for the dancing 'round Smitty thing tho...
flory
It might help him keep up his good work for America.
Barr is a lawyer/lobbyist/op-ed kind of guy. has his own website, and we read his semi-regular Op-Ed's in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
rightwing, sure, but like all R "true believers" thinks the Constitution has worked pretty well for over 200 years. fear of a powerful Executive might have been what fed Clenis-phobia for a lot of folks like this Xian, Bob Barr.
OT:Radioactivity at factory is 50,000 times safe level
Radioactive material more than 50,000 times safe levels has been uncovered at a chemical factory in the Chechen capital Grozny, threatening a "catastrophic situation" to the local population, according to the prosecutor general.
Russian television said the radiation detected at the plant in Grozny's south-western outskirts was about half the level recorded at the Chernobyl plant after the 1986 explosion. The prosecutor said the plant management was taking no steps to remove radioactive material or restrict access to the factory, and a criminal investigation had been opened.
and yes, the president of space is a man. and he has huge junk.
i think we should ask Tom Cruise about all of this.
watertiger
You can just see all the body thetans sticking to him there, can't you?
so here's what i'd like to ask bushco:
what is the process for deciding if someone should be on the surveillence list? hmm? i mean, if you are only spying on suspected terrorists, how do you decide that they ARE suspected terrorists?
and after you've made that decision, why is it counterproductive to get a warrent? what extreme circumstance is there that outweighs the constitution?
i hope it isn't just trivial disregard of thew law. because that would be wrong.
And that argument doesn't fly. As it stands, the law states they can do surveillance for 72 hours, immediately. After that it has to be reported.
What are the odds that that fact will be brought up by Tweety or Russert potato head tomorrow on their gas bag fests?
Give us unfettered access, a crew of four guys with oxy-acetylene torches and a gas supply to go with them and we can drop the center span of the Brooklyn Bridge into the East River in 2 hours.
So go take a Broudy!
The Ghosts of
John and
You been a good boy? Not taking mom's car out for a spin after dark? Santa (not the baby Jeebus) might bring you a squeaky toy!
Um. Yes. Sure....
You got anything nice in oh, say, a flask of Black Bush? Maybe a gift certificate to Ruth's Chris? Happy Holidays!
i hope it isn't just trivial disregard of thew law. because that would be wrong.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
I'm pretty sure asking those questions will get you on the list.
its the list again!
What are the odds that that fact will be brought up by Tweety or Russert potato head tomorrow on their gas bag fests?
1,000,000 to 1
They are the enablers. As long as they are making their millions...
The easiest technique for eradicating the Constitution is to say that you will stop at nothing to protect it.
ROHRABACHER: Well, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does.
Incredible! This man is a Senator and thinks the Constitution is only as relevant as the paper that it is written on? This is grotesque symbolism. I cannot believe that an elected representative of the United States would say that the executive branch during periods of (undeclared) war holds unlimited and unchecked authority.
What the hell do we need Congress or a Supreme Court for? Crown Bush as America's first king and get it over with!
Dartanyon,
Barr would really like to "shutter" gay rights.......
Personally, I shudder to think about it.
fear of a powerful Executive might have been what fed Clenis-phobia for a lot of folks like this Xian, Bob Barr.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-jaafari
I think he uses "principal" when it serves his needs and tosses it overboard when it doesn't. He is correct, but I don't trust that rat bastard. I certainly don't respect him.
when my cousin got into St Andrews our whole family background was checked by MI5 because of the heir to the throne going to uni there.
i've probaly got a file on me somewhere, with all my muslim contacts i would not be suprised if i am locked up if another major attack happened here in Britain.
So who wants lemon bars?
Fresh out of the oven - Mom's old recipe!
Later tonight - M&M cookies!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... M&M cookies...
A little off the subject (as if dancing suggestively in burkas isn't) but the post further down in the pandagon link about Gannon on Ron, Jr. is too funny.
Dana Rohrabacher -- Manchurian Candidate
...maybe more Talaban Candidate?
bob barr on gay rights:
he hates gays, but is consistent on limits on federal power.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4401.../site/newsweek/
NEWSWEEK: You authored the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act, but you’ve come out against an amendment to the constitution banning same-sex marriage. Why is that?
Bob Barr: Because I believe very strongly in federalism and that is that the federal government should not be stepping in and dictating social policy to the states. The Defense of Marriage Act was crafted very narrowly. Despite very strong pressure to make it a proactive piece of legislation, I crafted it very narrowly simply to define marriage for federal-law purposes and to make sure that states were protected to make up their own mind. And I continue to believe that that is the best policy.
Well, I am sure that the President had a good reason for Blowing up New York.
I am proud of having a president who blew up New York, at a time of war it is wonderful to know who your friends are.
The easiest technique for eradicating the Constitution is to say that you will stop at nothing to protect it.
Max Planck
We had to destroy it to save it!
When a ship is sinking it tends to list.
So who wants lemon bars?
Fresh out of the oven - Mom's old recipe!
Me! I do ! I do!
He is correct, but I don't trust that rat bastard. I certainly don't respect him.
Ditto. But I enjoy the way he'll make some brownshirt heads go "boom!"
ROHRABACHER: Well, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does.
Please tell me that Barr promptly retorted, "Don't be an ass, Rohrabacher!"
And those burkas could protect my skin from unwanted sun damage...
Marcia Brady
you get to wear a burka and i'm in lingerie and heels?
i think we need to rethink this whole dance thing.
Incredible! This man is a Senator and thinks the Constitution is only as relevant as the paper that it is written on? This is grotesque symbolism.
Demosthenes
Same thing with the anti-flag-burners. They protect the fabric but not the freedom.
Me! I do ! I do!
Have you been a good girl?
Come sit on Santa's lap and tell!
When a ship is sinking it tends to list.
Jonny Quest
I thought it went down, but that's just my glib train of thought for you.
So, Bush violates/disregards the Constitution, and is proud of it.
The terrorists have won.
Maybe a gift certificate to Ruth's Chris? Happy Holidays!
Arthur J. GWPDA
Arthur, I was thinking more along the lines of beef jerky. Does Ruth's Chris Steakhouse (what a ridiculous name) have some a that?
You got anything nice in oh, say, a flask of Black Bush? Maybe a gift certificate to Ruth's Chris? Happy Holidays!
Arthur J. GWPDA
16 yr old single malt bush? there's a decanter calling my name in the other room.
you get to wear a burka and i'm in lingerie and heels?
i think we need to rethink this whole dance thing.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
If you promise to keep the heels and the lipgloss, maybe we could share the burka...
I bet Bin Laden is laughing his dick off as we talk.
The easiest technique for eradicating the Constitution is to say that you will stop at nothing to protect it.
Read an article the other day with this comment from Huey Long:
Huey Long, one of America's most brilliant and most corrupt politicians, was once asked if America would ever see fascism. His answer was, "Yes, but we will call it anti-fascism..."
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Have you been a good girl?
Come sit on Santa's lap and tell!
dave™
Too good for words, Santy. I'm eating healthy, sleeping, trying to make amends with one whom I've hurt, and having no sex. Well, there's the penis bong, but that's my only vice right now...What do I get for my good works this Christmas?
So who wants lemon bars?
Fresh out of the oven - Mom's old recipe!
IdoIdoIdo!!!!
Mmmm....I looove lemon bars.
If you promise to keep the heels and the lipgloss, maybe we could share the burka...
Marcia Brady ∞ | 12.17.05 - 7:30 pm | #
i think i just broke the same commandment as jimmy carter did.
Any idea who is on the Sunday morning talk shows yet? I wonder who will Bush trot out to defend his latest impeachable blunder?
Condi, Dick, Rummy????
cutting down the Broolyn bridge with blow torches would be one of the better fireworks shows in the world. The sparks probably wouldn't atract a bit of attention would they.
What's going to be extra-special Xmas fun is the way this latest scandal is just going to tear apart the wingnut contingent.
They're all willing to goosestep to Chimpy's tune to a point. Point A is when his popularity goes in the toilet, which it has, and he threatens to drag them down with him, which he is. Point B, though, is even more interesting: the point where the ones that aren't 100% batshit crazy realize that Chimpy is.
We have now arrived at Point B.
Mmmm....I looove lemon bars.
Santa's got two knees!
Later in the article, Rohrabacher claimed that:
•Taliban leaders are "not terrorists or revolutionaries."
•Media reports documenting the Taliban’s harsh, radical beliefs were "nonsense."
•The Taliban would develop a "disciplined, moral society" that did not harbor terrorists.
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I bet Bin Laden is laughing his dick off as we talk.
sally
oh yeah,
•The Taliban posed no threat to the U.S.
i wonder what constitutional originalists like thomas, scalia, alito and roberts have to say about this?
John said next week is on (weather permitting).
Ah, okay. Groovy.
Someone else here was asking about DL next week, and I wasn't sure. I hope they're reading this.
Goodbye!
Not welcome to Bizarro World! Where Bob Barr good guy! Journalists bad guys! President stupidest man on planet! Where communist countries own capitalist countries! Where amature bloggers disseminate better & more news than multibillion dollar megacorporations!
Hello!
(What can I say -- desperately weird times make for strange bedfellows. Bob, prepare for your SwiftBoating in 5, 4, 3, 2 ....)
I'm eating healthy, sleeping, trying to make amends with one whom I've hurt, and having no sex.
You make Santa sad... 
Dang, where would the Giants be without Tiki Barber?
Arthur, I was thinking more along the lines of beef jerky. Does Ruth's Chris Steakhouse (what a ridiculous name) have some a that?
Well, no. But there's Hy's - Two Legs Tall's Mum and Pop lived downstairs from Hy before he started the steakhouse and it's always been recommended. You know. For a treat....
bob barr has always been righteous about civil liberties issues. one of those strange bedfellows.
and i hope some brooklyn mook catches that ratfucker rohrbacker some dark night and beats that motherfucker down. i am just enraged about this comment:
ROHRABACHER: Not only proud, we can be grateful to this president. You know, I'll have to tell you, if it was up to Mr. Schumer, Senator Schumer, they probably would have blown up the Brooklyn Bridge.
Santa's got two knees!
dave™
And Vicki's got the penis bong!!!
Later in the article, Rohrabacher claimed that:
•Taliban leaders are "not terrorists or revolutionaries."
•Media reports documenting the Taliban’s harsh, radical beliefs were "nonsense."
•The Taliban would develop a "disciplined, moral society" that did not harbor terrorists.
That hack isn't known to be a moron of the highest order for nothing. No wonder he finds Boosh inspiring. Heh.
cutting down the Broolyn bridge with blow torches would be one of the better fireworks shows in the world. The sparks probably wouldn't atract a bit of attention would they.
Everyone knows the Brooklyn Bridge is made of halvah.
Later in the article, Rohrabacher claimed that:
•Taliban leaders are "not terrorists or revolutionaries."
•Media reports documenting the Taliban’s harsh, radical beliefs were "nonsense."
•The Taliban would develop a "disciplined, moral society" that did not harbor terrorists.
oh yeah,
•The Taliban posed no threat to the U.S.
charley | 12.17.05 - 7:32 pm | #
you know, he could say the same thing about saddam with the same straight face.
Shush! I'm trying to get Annie to smoke a peace pipe with me, and I told her Vickie would lend us hers.
goodnight moonbats 
gonna read some more of a biography of Lucrezia Borgia
Dang, where would the Giants be without Tiki Barber?
Phil Sims admits he's wrong.
Dang, where would the Giants be without Tiki Barber?
Eli
No kidding. Just when it looks hopeless he steps up.
Point A is when his popularity goes in the toilet, which it has,
Wonder how many people have been added to Bush's list since Holden started collecting his ponies?
bob barr has always been righteous about civil liberties issues. one of those strange bedfellows.
except about gays. cause they're icky.
Everyone knows the Brooklyn Bridge is made of halvah. watertiger
The proof is in the pudding.
i think i just broke the same commandment as jimmy carter did.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
But you're saved so it's all right. I'm the harlot who's going to hell.
Still worth it...
cutting down the Broolyn bridge with blow torches would be one of the better fireworks shows in the world. The sparks probably wouldn't atract a bit of attention would they.
Easy. Do it on the night of July 4th.
Aerosmith is in town tonight. "Dude looks like a lady" has been going through my head for hours.
Needless to say, I won't be there. Was supposed to be at a party ~ I won't be there either, I guess.
And Vicki's got the penis bong!!!
flory | Email | 12.17.05 - 7:33 pm | #
i'm naive on such matters.
is there any such thing as a vagina bong?
Dang, where would the Giants be without Tiki Barber?
Eli
Well, their hotness quotient would certainly take a nosedive.
But that's probably not what you're talking about.
Shush! I'm trying to get Annie to smoke a peace pipe with me, and I told her Vickie would lend us hers.
Al Swearengen
It's all yours, Al. I'm sufficiently stoned, anyway. I wonder if Santy noticed the faint scent of patchouli when I sat on his lap...?
is there any such thing as a vagina bong?
dirk gently, sociopathetic
If not, there might be a market opportunity there.
Simels, Olaf, and Matt T are fighting the trolls downthread so we don't have to fight them here.
Real Patriots, those guys.
It was thinking like this that got Barr booted from elected office. The Repubs would not support him anymore because he did stand for Constitutional rights and right to privacy.
There were a couple of others swept away during that purge, but I can't recall one as vocal about it as Barr is.
Remember two the Dems did the same thing to McKinney and her father.
Party politics is the rule.
vagina bong
I'd thought this'd be an easy one, but I got nuthin'.
"Santa's got two knees!"
And Vicki's got the penis bong!!!
Well, that works...Santa can look, but he better not touch!
Anyway, you two elves check your email... Xmas treats await!
is there any such thing as a vagina bong?
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Yes, King Kong's dong.
Dang, where would the Giants be without Tiki Barber?
When he and his brother, defensive back Ronde, played at Virginia in Charlottesville, they used to call them the Barbers of C'ville.
But you're saved so it's all right. I'm the harlot who's going to hell.
Still worth it...
Marcia Brady ∞ | 12.17.05 - 7:35 pm | #
damn. all the best people are going to hell. it's going to be lonely up there, plus i don't care for harp music. i mean, the pranks will be fun and all, but still....
maybe i could come visit hell on xmas?
Phil Sims admits he's wrong.
Eh?
.What do I get for my good works this Christmas?
Vicki
an invite to come live in the woods, grow a grove of food trees, organic gardens, peace and quiet.
Bushit is on c-span now with the weekly radio address. watch his arrogancce!!!
i wonder what constitutional originalists like thomas, scalia, alito and roberts have to say about this?
dirk gently, sociopathetic
I'm imagining "Lalalalalalalalalal."
Needless to say, I won't be there. Was supposed to be at a party ~ I won't be there either, I guess.
Vicki
I have a semi-formal Chri.....Holiday Party to attend. I think I'm getting a cold.
is there any such thing as a vagina bong?
Is it not bad enough guys are constantly blowing smoke up their *asses*?
is there any such thing as a vagina bong?
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Uhhh, wouldn't that be kind of dangerous?
is there any such thing as a vagina bong?
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Be kinda hard to take a hit off of that, dontcha think?
Unless it were inverted and the bowl was a tipped uterus. An upside down vagina bong might work ~ kind of like pineapple upside down cake.
What's wrong with it is several-fold. One, it's bad policy for our government to be spying on American citizens through the National Security Agency. Secondly, it's bad to be spying on Americans without court oversight. And thirdly, it's bad to be spying on Americans apparently in violation of federal laws against doing it without court order.
Two questions: Who is this man? And what has he done to Bob Barr??
sorry for typos
Eli,
Sims said that he thought the Jints offensive line was going to suffer.
If not, there might be a market opportunity there.
flory | Email | 12.17.05 - 7:38 pm | #
hmmm - i like it. not to mention the production chain - just put one of each on the shelf, and voila! baby bongs.
baby bongs - TNG pacifiers.
Whatever floats your boat, but personally I find the idea of a vagina filled with bong water unattractive.
Evening, all.
Getting ready to go out for
the traditional Saturday night
quaffing of elitist chardonnay
with my Satanic communist friends.
I wonder if Santy noticed the faint scent of patchouli when I sat on his lap...?
Oy, Santa's got such a headache!
I'm trying to get Annie to smoke a peace pipe with me, and I told her Vickie would lend us hers.
I'm thinking it could be theraputic. You know, like aversion therapy where you engage the thing you fear symbolically at first.
an invite to come live in the woods, grow a grove of food trees, organic gardens, peace and quiet.
1watt Hermit | Email | 12.17.05 - 7:39 pm | #
eat a lot of peaches.
Getting ready to go out for the traditional Saturday night quaffing of elitist chardonnay with my Satanic communist friends.
The real reason converatives hate us?
We have the best parties.
Some of you have been wondering whether AnnieAngel and friends are "parody" trolls. If by parody troll you mean that she doesn't actually believe what she is saying then, yes she doesn't believe a word of what she is saying. In fact, I don't think that she's even a she. More likely "she's" a seventeen-year-old boy with time to kill on a Saturday afternoon.
But she's not really a parody troll because you aren't supposed to be in on the joke. The joke is in getting responses. She is a classic troll. Post something over the top and watch people respond.
So YHBT. YHL. HAND.
I can say all of this with supreme confidence because as someone used to read Pandagon's comments, I remember this guy* who is part of the little ring of blogs that includes annieangel and shoelimpy. These are probably all from the same kid or from a group of friends (apparently from Tampa Bay) who like to troll blogs.
*A steerpikepie classic:
One thing about liberals: they are so insipidly moronic and incapable of rational thinking, that they are unable to actually debate the intellectual merits of conservative positions. Seeing as this is the case, the only, and I mean the only resort they have left is to try to attack the character of the conservatives they are debating. This despite the fact that we all know liberals are degenerate, homosexual, lying, atheistical, thieving, embezzling, drunk, stoned, whore-mongering, unpratiotic dead-heads. Where in the hell do they get the hutzpah to challenge the morality and character of conservatives? I mean really, it's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of, beside the fact that liberals exist in the first place.
...is there any such thing as a vagina bong?
Let's get Judy Chicago on the case... if anyone could do it, she could!
maybe i could come visit hell on xmas?
dirk gently, sociopathetic
But W. is saved, and I understand he's fun to have a beer with.
I'll be sure to save you a nice warm spot next to me...
Someone please tell me that "Cadillac Williams" isn't his real name.
No kidding. Just when it looks hopeless he steps up.
bill |
where's Tonja Harding when you need her?
Whatever floats your boat, but personally I find the idea of a vagina filled with bong water unattractive.
Little Brøther
Whole new marketing concepts. No more Summer Breeze Fresh feeling.
an invite to come live in the woods, grow a grove of food trees, organic gardens, peace and quiet.
1watt Hermit
This, I could totally dig. I like the woods. And gardening. I always wanted to live on or near water...
Peace and quiet.
Sims said that he thought the Jints offensive line was going to suffer.
Ah, gotcha.
RT maybe, but it's kinda hard to *downgrade* from Petitgout.
And all through the house, not an iraqi story was stirring.
It's as if they WANTED you to hear about something else.
Look! Over there!
Eavesdropping!
Pay no attention to the fact that shiites comprise 70% of iraq (and 70% turned out to vote) meaning that only 21% of the population of sunni's voted... Now what are the chances that this 70% turnout voted STRONGLY in favor of the sunni's?
It's gonna make the voting fraud of the 40s, 50s and 60s in the south seem like child play.
Can't have a sunni "democracy" of the "people" now, can we? What would iran say! No, the "people" have spoken and they say sunni!
Satanic communist friends.
You from Madison too?!
.
Be kinda hard to take a hit off of that, dontcha think?
i guess - i've never taken a bong hit of any kind, so it's hard for me to judge.
i thought they had those flexible hose thingies to puff through ....
but on second thought, puffing through a hose going into a vagina bong does bring up some unpleasant connotations.
(i must be tired of discussing what a freaking criminal bush is again)
Sounds good to me. No idea if there'll be DL or not, or if it'll be Christmased out.
The DL site has been down for the last 2 days but it finally came back online a short while ago. There was no blogging, email, or postings. You'll prolly get an announcement soon.
Where in the hell do they get the hutzpah to challenge the morality and character of conservatives?
Tampa Bay Jews?
How quaint.
eat a lot of peaches.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Peaches for you
Peaches for me
(i must be tired of discussing what a freaking criminal bush is again)
dirk gently, sociopathetic
I'm beyond tired of it. It has gone on four five freakin' years.
I don't even know what to say any more.
an invite to come live in the woods, grow a grove of food trees, organic gardens, peace and quiet.
1watt Hermit
You need a good digger there, 1watt? I can build you a really nice hole really fast....
Someone please tell me that "Cadillac Williams" isn't his real name.
It's not. Something like Carnell, IIRC.
But W. is saved, and I understand he's fun to have a beer with.
AAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
that does it - i'm not going. there must be something i can do heinous enough to unsave me. other than becoming gay, i mean - since that would really screw up that xmas visit i was planning.
This, I could totally dig. I like the woods. And gardening. I always wanted to live on or near water...
Peace and quiet.
Vicki
Until the rabid skunks and coons show up. Until the Deer with ticks and wasting arrive. Until the Bear Mountain Lions or Coyotes start stalking around the yard.
Until the flea bitten squirrels and Chipmunks make a home in your walls and attic.
Until some fucking disease starts killing the trees or they become sp tall they tip the hell over because their roots can't support them.
Everything has a down side.
Don't be surprised by Bob Barr: there are MANY principled conservatives who believe that duty to the Constitution trumps party politics.
It was Barry Goldwater who told Nixon to pack his bags.
The partisan stuff is good and necessary, but right now, it's the future of the Republic at stake, folks. Which side are you on?
You know, like aversion therapy where you engage the thing you fear symbolically at first.
Al Swearengen
Al, you are such a giver.
watertiger sez:
Someone please tell me that "Cadillac Williams" isn't his real name.
His brother Dusenberg better not hear you say that.
.
I can say all of this with supreme confidence because as someone used to read Pandagon's comments, I remember this guy* who is part of the little ring of blogs that includes annieangel and shoelimpy.
Thanks for that.
I'm beyond tired of it. It has gone on four five freakin' years.
Four?
You are tired.
I really didn't want to have to bring this up again, but since someone else has brought up the topic of douches (the feminine kind, not the "for liberty" variety), here goes:
I'm still waiting for the Summer's Eve commercial where, when the young woman asks her mom if she ever gets that "not so-fresh feeling", Mom responds by saying, "HELL yes, sometimes I feel like I've got a ROAD KILL between my legs!!"
I'm still of the mindset that this would be a more effective way to sell douche than the plan they've been going with.
Don't be surprised by Bob Barr: there are MANY principled conservatives who believe that duty to the Constitution trumps party politics.
Why do so few of them vote, speak out on national TV, write editorials or have blogs?
Shinobi,
Thanks for the buzz kill. 
Kinda scary when Bob Barr is the voice of reason.
No more Summer Breeze Fresh feeling.
Cut to: interior, well-appointed living room. A bridal shower is in progress; the bride-to-be is unwrapping a gift.
The "man of the house" walks into the room and sniffs the air.
Man: OHHHHH-Kay! Who spilled the bong again?
The women look at each other knowingly, and start to giggle.
when you've lost bob barr you've lost batshit america
eat a lot of peaches.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Peaches for you
Peaches for me
Marcia Brady
http://www.allmanbrothersband.co...aq=yes&
id_cat=2
On October 29, 1971, Duane was leaving a birthday party for Linda Oakley at the Big House in Macon, GA. He swerved to avoid a flatbed truck that had pulled out in front of him from the oncoming lane and his bike went down on him as he tried to avoid the truck. The accident site is near the corner of Hillcrest and Bartlett. He died 2 hours later on the operating table. The rest the information in your question is incorrect. The album name Eat a Peach came from a quote Duane gave during a radio interview. The DJ asked him if he did anything in terms of protest. Duane said, "There ain't no revolution, it's evolution, but every time I'm in Georgia I eat a peach for peace."
sheets.
no, not that kind. i have to go finish the laundry before mrs dirk gets home.
see ya later, maybe.
marcia, keep a warm place for me down there. (no, not down there!)
Say - anyone have an opinion on whether I should buy a note book computer or a three cushion extremely comfy (down back cushions!) cordovan leather sofa with overstuffed arms?
When I was in college in the early 80's, after somebody took a hit off of a globe-chambered bong, we would say, "That's sooo going to be thought of as gay in twenty years."
Which side are you on?
Truth, justice, and the American way.
This is a job for Superman!
I'm beyond tired of it. It has gone on four five freakin' years.
I don't even know what to say any more.
Vicki
I'm just curious. Was anyone here really surprised about illegal spying or secret prisons? I always figured they were doing stuff like that, so the shock value was rather mitigated.
And is anyone surprised the wingers defend it? The only time I get surprised is when Bob Barr or Pat Buchanan says something reasonable.
I'll need mouth-to-mouth if O'Reilly or Hannity says something negative about these goings-on.
Man, those Chiefs are some pretty sorry tacklers.
Giants would be getting destroyed otherwise.
Someone please tell me that "Cadillac Williams" isn't his real name.
watertiger
Carnell is his real name
Bob Barr has been a card-carrying ACLUer for years now. I think he joined right after 9/11.
And Rohrabacher was also one of the goons who helped pimp the bogus anti-Clinton fauxgate known as "Chinagate". That is, when he wasn't busy cuddling up to the Taliban.
I despise Barr, but I can grudgingly respect him, because Barr will put country over party (or even himself) on occasion. But Rohrabacher is a totally amoral sack of shit, and spends damned near every hour of every day proving it. My biggest hope right now is that he gets sucked into the burgeoning Cunningham scandal -- you know that clown has got to have dirty fingers.
Vickie-This, I could totally dig. I like the woods. And gardening. I always wanted to live on or near water...
Check out "Off The Map"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332285/
I thought Joan Allen was the only woman for me after seeing it. That was before Annie came along, praise Jesus.
Don't be surprised by Bob Barr: there are MANY principled conservatives who believe that duty to the Constitution trumps party politics.
Why do so few of them vote, speak out on national TV, write editorials or have blogs?
At this moment, there are many more unprincipled conservatives active in the public sphere, largely because "unprincipled" pays better....
I'll need mouth-to-mouth if O'Reilly or Hannity says something negative about these goings-on.
Can you give me enough leadtime to get there?
Don't be surprised by Bob Barr: there are MANY principled conservatives who believe that duty to the Constitution trumps party politics.
Many? Hahahahaha. Where the fuck are they hiding? Barr is not a man of principal. Impeaching Clinton over a tortured lie about an affair is hardly a model for using articles of impeachment for "high crimes."
Shinobi,
Thanks for the buzz kill.
Vicki
Could be worse.
I'm rural enough to suffer.
I've either seen or heard first hand about all of those.
Still nice to garden.
Woods were far less dangerous when I was a young adult.
Now they scare the shit out of me.
oh, and in case anyone missed it,
blow up the tv throw
away the paper
move to the country
and build you a home.
plant a little garden
eat a lot of peaches
and try to find Jesus
on your own
-- john prine
Someone help me out. There was a "scandal" back in the Clinton admin where some staffer was found to have ordered the files on -- I forget. Bush I staffers or Republicans or something. Someone needs to go dig up the quotes from then because my memory is that the GOPers went crazy about that abuse of power.
Evening batsies...whos listening?
Hey man, give the President a break. There's two guys in a cave somewhere who want to kill us and the US army, navy, airforce, a dozen levels of law enforcement, courts and all the fucking money in the world is making us LESS safe. We're doomed, you fucking hippies, DOOMED! Oh God the terrorists are everywhere. One of them felt my ass on the bus.
"HELL yes, sometimes I feel like I've got a ROAD KILL between my legs!!"
Well, then!
I, the blog slut, am speechless.
largely because "unprincipled" pays better....
Bill Brock - Chicago
that Rupert Mirdoch has deep pockets
Marcia Brady asks:
Was anyone here really surprised about illegal spying or secret prisons?
No.
And is anyone surprised the wingers defend it?
No.
But I am suprised that no matter how cynical I become I'm *still* not cynical enough.
.
You need a good digger there, 1watt? I can build you a really nice hole really fast....
Arthur J. GWPDA
have two already, moles almost gone.
http://photobucket.com/albums/v6.../v682/osterloh/
Let's see, spying on his own people, killing tens of thousands of civilians, has denied his own citizens due process, torture, has WMDs...
Shouldn’t Bush qualify for an Axis of Evil slot?
Giants are going to wish they had those timeouts
Oh God the terrorists are everywhere. One of them felt my ass on the bus.
Revlonation Chapter 13
now that my friends is parody
Okay, back to the salt mines.
Say - anyone have an opinion on whether I should buy a note book computer or a three cushion extremely comfy (down back cushions!) cordovan leather sofa with overstuffed arms?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 7:49 pm | #
(laundry be damned!)
buy the sofa. you can't have sex on a laptop. not good sex, anyway.
I always knew Rorabacher was a nimrod, but HOLY SHIT!!
But I am suprised that no matter how cynical I become I'm *still* not cynical enough.
.
spork_incident
shit I've been cynical sicne i was 18
I think it was just training myself to live in the 0's
Can you give me enough leadtime to get there?
Eli
Send me your number and I'll put you on speed dial.
OH yeah.
Fuck Bush!
Fuck KC!
And Go Giants!
Lucky dogs!
Vicki - no one has ever accused (or praised) me of being a delicate flower of womanhood.
Thank God.
Impeachment must be a bipartisan process....
GWPDA
Better to save up for the Corinthian leather.
There was a "scandal" back in the Clinton admin where some staffer was found to have ordered the files on -- I forget. Bush I staffers or Republicans or something.
Presume you are talking about some files that supposedly ended up in Hillary's office. The freepers still talk about Hillary spying on goopers.
I, the blog slut, am speechless.
Vicki
http://www.oldielyrics.com/
lyric...ng_matilda.html
Waltzing Matilda whipped out her wallet
Sexy boys smiled in dismay
She took out four twenties, 'cause she liked brown figures
Everybody screamed for a day
Oh, babe, I'm on fire and, you know that I admire your body
Why don't we slip away - hey
Although I'm sure you're certain, it's a rarity me flirtin'
She la la la this way - hey
Oh sha la la la la - sha la la la - hey
Baby, come on, let's slip away
Luscious and gorgeous, oh what a hunk of muscle
Call out the National Guard
She creamed in her jeans as he picked up her knees
From off of the formica topped board
And cascading slowly, he lifted her wholly and boldly
Out of this world
And despite people's derision proved to be more than diversion
Sha la la la la later on and then sha la la la la la
He entered her slowly and showed her where he was coming from
And then sha la la la la he made love to her gently
It was like she never ever come
And then sha la la la la when the sun rose and he made to leave
You know sha la la la la, sha la la la la
Neither one regretted a thing
Send me your number and I'll put you on speed dial.
Marcia Brady ∞ |
under "fire"?
Say - anyone have an opinion on whether I should buy a note book computer or a three cushion extremely comfy (down back cushions!) cordovan leather sofa with overstuffed arms?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
What kind of yclept Irate Scholar would ask such a question?
Impeachment must be a bipartisan process....
Bill Brock - Chicago
Joe Liebermann
buy the sofa. you can't have sex on a laptop. not good sex, anyway.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
I thought you were leaving to do laundery. I was going to spend your away-time trying to imagine ways to get you into Hell.
One of them felt my ass on the bus.
It's the new frott in the war on terror.
Vicki - no one has ever accused (or praised) me of being a delicate flower of womanhood.
Thank God.
Jennifer
Nor me. We saucy wenches smell our own. (Pardon the pun alluding to road kill.)
i vote notebook
but the agian i can afford neithe rof those things
Send me your number and I'll put you on speed dial.
What about slow, luxurious dial?
under "fire"?
olexicon, arbitrary carp
No. No one is holding a gun to my head...
I was born going to hell
I've learned to accept it
At this moment, there are many more unprincipled conservatives active in the public sphere, largely because "unprincipled" pays better....
And the principled ones are too busy washing the feet of the poor to write letter to the editor, comment on the internet, call in to talk shows?
I say bullshit. Most self-identified "Conservatives" never believed half of what they spouted, Conservatism was just a mask for monumental self-centeredness. If only 1 in 4 of them actually believed what they said they did during the 90s, we'd be hearing a lot more dissent from the right.
"buy the sofa. you can't have sex on a laptop. not good sex, anyway."
Well, no, that's true. Not something that I had considered, so much as where the hell I put a leather sofa.... But it's sure something to think about!
. No one is holding a gun to my head...
Marcia Brady ∞
bravo
melady caught the seinfeld reference
I'll put you on speed dial.
You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.
Barr will put country over party (or even himself) on occasion.
Key words being, "on occasion." Not good enough for praise. Hell, nearly everone is "good enough" on OCCASION. The GOP has sunk so damned low that a schmuck like Barr looks like a hero for saying the Constitution needs to be honored.
CNN Poll:
Was the New York Times right to publish details of a secret program that allows spies to eavesdrop on Americans without a warrant?
Yes, we need to know
No, security needs secrecy
Yes 71%
No 29%
Eli - better yet, set the ringer to vibrate, and slip the phone in your front pocket...
This is what Bush supporters do in response to criticism of their flouting of the law and crapping on the Constitution.
They threaten with hypotheticals: "how do you know this measure didn't prevent someone blowing up the Brooklyn Bridge."
I term this ideological bombing. Like love bombing, equally cultic, with the opposite intent.
The Bush supporters are a cult, period.
Say - anyone have an opinion on whether I should buy a note book computer or a three cushion extremely comfy (down back cushions!) cordovan leather sofa with overstuffed arms?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
You can't do both.
Because that sofa would so be a great place to hang out with the notebook and blog.
I should know, I'm hangin out on my overstuffed leather recliner as we speak.
What about slow, luxurious dial?
Eli
How about both. You know, for variety...
GWPDA:
You can't do both?
Question. It was a question.
arr will put country over party (or even himself) on occasion.
Key words being, "on occasion." Not good enough for praise. Hell, nearly everone is "good enough" on OCCASION. The GOP has sunk so damned low that a schmuck like Barr looks like a hero for saying the Constitution needs to be honored.
bigvic
Once again, barr had too many principles so he was booted out of office by Republicans his last election cycle. They refused to support him monetarily.
Doesn't anyone recall more than last year?
I thought you were leaving to do laundery. I was going to spend your away-time trying to imagine ways to get you into Hell.
Marcia Brady ∞ | 12.17.05 - 7:55 pm | #
oddly, that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a while - trying to get me into hell!
laundry will have to wait - mrs dirk just arrived, i'm going to take her out for dinner and drinks before she asks about it.
which means i have to shave (not my legs this time), so i'm really leaving now. by, all!
oh, and fuck bush.
Now can we just go all Ukranian on their asses?
ou just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.
JeffCO |
i know some women who enjoy that
Eli - better yet, set the ringer to vibrate, and slip the phone in your front pocket...
Maybe, if I had a cellphone...
How about both. You know, for variety...
Have you checked out The Joy Of Dialing? I bet there are some other... intriguing possibilities.
Now can we just go all Ukranian on their asses?
Hecate Malificent
oh the revolution
not decorate them with wax like eggs
Hecate - Google "filegate" -
Here's one of the newsmax reports links:
http://www.newsmax.com/articles/...998/7/27/
212519
american revolution 2: electric boogaloo
The sofa, of course.
The Joy Of Dialing?
You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.
Ahh, the digital revolution
Yes 71%
No 29%
we return, again and again, to the same brain-dead Bush cultists 30%.
Still...that's NOT a fucking mandate.
Why can't we dislodge these miscreants??
Answer, I suppose, is that the 30% have control.
I think I shall go eat something...back a bit later, perhaps.
If you all promise to keep me warm.
I can deduct the price of the notebook. The sofa - I'm pretty sure I'd have to build another room to put it into.
Have you checked out The Joy Of Dialing? I bet there are some other... intriguing possibilities.
Eli
Do you have a link? Or is it hardcover?
I apologize. I'll stop now.
Or is it hardcover?
Only if you rub it.
Eli - better yet, set the ringer to vibrate, and slip the phone in your front pocket...
Maybe, if I had a cellphone...
Ah ha! Now I know what to give you for Holidaymas.
"There was absolutely no reason to not follow FISA unless they didn't want anyone to know who they were snooping on."
Who were they snooping on during the 2004 elections?
Bastards.
Fucking lying, cheating, fascist bastards.
Haven't the last 5 years demonstrated that most of America agrees with Rohrabacher, and would gladly sacrifice the Constitution for some bogus idea of "security"?
Nothing will happen to anyone involved.
I don't know why anyone is so shocked.
At least he didn't get a blow job.
(Not that I am bitter, as Dave Barry says)
Ah ha! Now I know what to give you for Holidaymas.
Only if it has a camera and PDA. 'Cuz I'm sure as hell not going to make any calls with it.
Answer, I suppose, is that the 30% have control.
Corporations and the ultra wealthy have control. The 30% are just useful idiots.
Who were they snooping on during the 2004 elections?
And didn't the NY Times sit on this story for over a year??? WTF is that all about?
we return, again and again, to the same brain-dead Bush cultists 30%.
There were many, Rommel included, in the Wehrmacht who were not party members.
It doesn't require a majority.
ok, i can't let this one go -
Newsmaxx? on Filegate? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!
"In March 2000, Independent Counsel Robert Ray determined that there was no credible evidence of any criminal activity. Ray's report further stated "there was no substantial and credible evidence that any senior White House official, or first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton, was involved" in seeking the files."
not exactly flaunting the constitution.
Every time this discussion about Bush comes up with a rightwinger, in the media or in daily life, the question should be asked: would you be ok with this if it was Bill Clinton doing it?
so much as where the hell I put a leather sofa..
screw that. Took much clutter. That is unless you plan to get rid of a sofa or other large thing.
Although leather is nice- the sweaty sex means constant maintenance of the leather.
Laptop! Portable is the new black...
.
oh the revolution
not decorate them with wax like eggs
olexicon, arbitrary carp
I make that same mistake all the time, olexicon. Either that or I visualise Manitoba Socialist wheatfarmers storming across the border and sweeping thru to St. Paul, demanding land reform and solidarity with Shining Path.
Corporations and the ultra wealthy have control. The 30% are just useful idiots.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Word. Word. Word.
I hate that, too.
Once again, barr had too many principles so he was booted out of office by Republicans his last election cycle
What irony! The jack booted thugs he propped up all those years gave his ass the BOOT.
I can deduct the price of the notebook. The sofa - I'm pretty sure I'd have to build another room to put it into.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Perfect -- then you'd have your beeyootiful new study where you could hang out on your leather sofa with your new laptop and blog.
Maybe with a nice HBC blanket bed for Arthur?
OT
This Yahoo headline bothers me:
"GOP passes another 29B in Katrina relief"
GOP! I guess the Democrats had left for the day.
Corporations and the ultra wealthy have control. The 30% are just useful idiots.
The Old Man From Scene 24
yes, yes...I don't wtf I'm so forgetful. Age, I suppose.
Hi, all.
I feel like I've got a ROAD KILL between my legs
So that occasional odiferous thing about women wasn't just me then?
I say get the laptop, and a pair of leather pants. And any other leather garments or accessories you've a mind to.
Only if you rub it.
Eli
Rub a book?
?????
!!!!!
Although leather is nice- the sweaty sex means constant maintenance of the leather.
True. I already have an equipale fainting couch too, and it's pigskin, so that's pretty sturdy.
Perfect -- then you'd have your beeyootiful new study where you could hang out on your leather sofa with your new laptop and blog.
Yes. And the laptop would irradiate an aura of deductibility into your new study.
Evening, rational people.
I am not surprised by Bob Barr's stance on this issue. After leaving Congress he took a job with a very conservative civil liberties group and has been working hard against the extension of the Patriot Act all year.
Strange bedfellows?
Yep, but during times such as these they are often necessary.
i see that now they are saying """ Bush allowed PEOPLE in the U.S. with ties..."""
PEOPLE. Not AMERICANS .
NOT US CITIZENS. just some "PEOPLE," as if they were all that abstract.
Street Hassle: one of my favorite Lou Reeds.
Either that or I visualise Manitoba Socialist wheatfarmers storming across the border and sweeping thru to St. Paul, demanding land reform and solidarity with Shining Path.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
and the Saskatchewan ones
would take Fargo
here's an offer for the filegate troll: get an independant counsel with the same power as robert ray had investigating filegate to investigate bushco's illegal surveillences.
wonder how that would come out?
Lucky dogs!
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
the white boy dog could look just Arthur, but I let him live natural. Except I have to shave his butt every two months.
dirk - I chose newsmax because I knew it would have the most inflammatory view, and give the most bang for the buck on what the wingnuts where claiming about Hillary at the time regarding "filegate".
And didn't the NY Times sit on this story for over a year??? WTF is that all about?
Left Lane
I thought it was timed to accompany the release of a book written by the NYT reporter, ala Woodward.
I may be wrong...
Yes. And the laptop would irradiate an aura of deductibility into your new study.
Max Planck
AND the new sofa!!
GO CHIEFS!
So that occasional odiferous thing about women wasn't just me then?
Al Swearengen
Al, yer funny.....
Don't forget, though, testosterone has it own...unique...odor.
Shinobi: Yeah. The Republicans loved Barr when he was calling for Clinton's impeachment. When he actually started sounding and acting like a Constitutional scholar -- not so much.
Same thing happened with Illinois' last Republican governor. The IL GOP were cool with his corruption and thievery -- it was his decision to end the death penalty that cheesed them off.
And in appointed office, just look at the fate of Tom "Enron" White, Bush's original Secretary of the Army. Bush had no problems at all with White's heading a division of Enron known for its "illusory profits". But when White and Shinseki both loudly opposed Bush's plan to invade Iraq, their days in the Pentagon were numbered.
See, Republicans nowadays are never punished by their peers for doing the wrong thing. It's only when they do the RIGHT things that they get into trouble with their fellow party members.
here's an offer for the filegate troll:
WTF are you talking about?
give the most bang for the buck on what the wingnuts where claiming about Hillary at the time regarding "filegate".
chris/tx | 12
there were files which she took in gates
The Giants CAN NOT blow this one.
Well, I need to leave for a while to write some more. Who wants to read my work on legal and social construction of the body and how it supports continued inequality in the US?
Me neither.
Say - anyone have an opinion on whether I should buy a note book computer or a three cushion extremely comfy (down back cushions!) cordovan leather sofa with overstuffed arms?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 7:49 pm | #
(laundry be damned!)
buy the sofa. you can't have sex on a laptop. not good sex, anyway.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Email | 12.17.05 - 7:53 pm | #
Say - anyone have an opinion on whether I should buy a note book computer or a three cushion extremely comfy (down back cushions!) cordovan leather sofa with overstuffed arms?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 7:49 pm | #
(laundry be damned!)
buy the sofa. you can't have sex on a laptop. not good sex, anyway.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Email | 12.17.05 - 7:53 pm | #
SSSOOOOOOOFA
The Giants CAN NOT blow this one.
Can not or must not?
chris/tx | 12.17.05 - 8:09 pm | #
ah, i see.
now i have to take mrs dirk out with a two day growth of beard. it's going to tickle later.
but really, how about it? subject bush to the same level of accountability as clenis had, and get some independent counsels on his ass? after all, they cleared clinton on filegate, whitewater, troopergate and the rest - wouldn't bushco want to be exonerated, too?
The Giants CAN NOT blow this one.
The Chumps have been blowing it so far, now its the Giants' turn
Watched some Bill Hicks last night in honor of his birthday.
Jebus, you didn't even have to change the names. Everything he said about Bush Sr. and Gulf War I was disgustingly appropriate to today.
Poor Bill. If he was alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.
The Giants CAN NOT blow this one.
Gummo |
Chef's are always tough in the late stages.
I let him live natural. Except I have to shave his butt every two months.
1watt
Heh. I have 3 Japaneese Chin dogs and just had their butts shaved yesterday. They have a blanket of long fur right under their tails. It's either shave 'em or pick dog crap off their rear ends. The choice is easy.
Watched some Bill Hicks last night in honor of his birthday.
If Bill was alive today to see what is unfolding, he would die.
Can not or must not?
Well, of course they CAN, they've certainly proved that before!
Every time this discussion about Bush comes up with a rightwinger, in the media or in daily life, the question should be asked: would you be ok with this if it was Bill Clinton doing it?
DING DING DING! We have a winner!
Bill Clinton, questionable policy decisions and girlfriend choices aside, was probably the least corrupt President since Jimmy Carter. If he'd done a tenth of the crap that Bush routinely got away with even before 9/11, he would have been dragged bodily from the Oval Office and hung on a lamppost in front of the White House.
Giants, si.
Chefs, no.
Who wants to read my work on legal and social construction of the body and how it supports continued inequality in the US?
Me neither.
Marcia Brady
Well, *I* might...
Al, yer funny.....
It's a weird thing. Every once in while I would notice some strange odor. Now I'm not saying it was vaginal, and I'm not confusing that with yeast infections either. It was just an offputting odor if you know what I mean.
I'm not trying to say men don't have their own peculiarities. Hell, I can think of two hebrew names for odor related "maleness" and I'm not even Jewish.
I always associated it with menstural cycles. New better than to ever mention it, though. I just grinned and bore it.
If Bill was alive today to see what is unfolding, he would die.
He would spontaneously combust on stage with blood-gushing outrage.
Of course, they'd ask him to tone it down for the Tonight Show.
Suck it, Rohrabacher!
here's an offer for the filegate troll:
WTF are you talking about?
chris/tx | 12.17.05 - 8:10 pm | #
its what comes from skipping around the post and being on edge w/ all the trolls sneaking around today. i thought one of them had brought up filegate as a "see, the dems did it too" argument.
sorry.
but my point stands.
and now i need that drink.
chris/tx | 12.17.05 - 8:09 pm | #
ah, i see.
Dirk - No problem. I was just trying to point Hecate to a wingnut synopsis of what the wingers claimed about Hillary spying on goopers.
If he was alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.
Gummo
um...maybe re-think that...??
mr. Hicks
was so cynical this stuff would vindicate his cynicism
Every time this discussion about Bush comes up with a rightwinger, in the media or in daily life, the question should be asked: would you be ok with this if it was Bill Clinton doing it?
One of the hairier-backed tr00ls said it's OK if Bush does it, but not if Clinton does it. Deep fellow, that one.
um...maybe re-think that...??
Actually, that's an old malapropism from someone like Casey Stengel or Yogi Berra....
I'm apopleptic.
buy the sofa. you can't have sex on a laptop. not good sex, anyway.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Email | 12.17.05 - 7:53 pm | #
SSSOOOOOOOFA
SITTENPRETTY
LAPTOP! You can have virtual sex on that puppy 24/7. And porn! Try that with a sofa. You don't need no stinkin' furniture when you have te laptop. Problem solved.
You're a mean one, Mr. Chimp.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Chimp.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Chimp.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Chimp.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Chimp.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Chimp.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Chimp.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Chimp.
The three words that best describe you,are, and I quote:
"Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter, Mr. Chimp.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Chimp.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Chimp.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Chimp.
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
phoenix woman: did you see this story of the screenplay rohrabacher wrote. some choice dialogue is excerpted in the article. how do these fucking idiots get so far and influential in life. damn:
And now, the plot thickens
Rep. Dana Rohrabacher's screenplay is getting buzz, but not what he had in mind. Excerpts reveal the action behind a tangled adventure.
By Robert W. Welkos
Times Staff Writer
December 11, 2005
This is Southern California, where everybody has a screenplay, so why should a U.S. congressman be any different?
However, Rep. Dana Rohrabacher's nearly 30-year-old script for a buddy action-adventure flick called "Baja" might have languished obscurely in its own special development hell if not for a sudden burst of unwelcome attention to the alleged con man who optioned the film — little-known producer Joseph Medawar.
After striking a deal with Rohrabacher (R-Huntington Beach) in late 2003, Medawar found himself with the kind of access that would help him pitch another Hollywood project — a TV series about the Department of Homeland Security. The congressman helped introduce Medawar in 2004 to at least five Republican congressmen and staff members at the House of Representatives' Homeland Security Committee, as well as officials in federal law enforcement agencies who briefed Medawar and his crew on the inner workings of the federal government.
Medawar was arrested in September and has pleaded not guilty to a 23-count indictment accusing him of defrauding dozens of people — many of them Orange County and South Los Angeles churchgoers — by selling $5.5 million of stock in his production company, Steeple Enterprises, and spending most of the investors' money on a lavish lifestyle. Rohrabacher, for his part, has said he did nothing improper by introducing Medawar to folks in Washington.
http://www.calendarlive.com/
movi...364,print.story
Tiki! Tiki! Tiki!
Rohrabacher's comments are a pretty good indication of how tough impeachment will be with this Congress.
LAPTOP! You can have virtual sex on that puppy 24/7. And porn! Try that with a sofa. You don't need no stinkin' furniture when you have te laptop. Problem solved.
I think I need to spend more time with vic at EschaToo...
dag nabbit.
TI-KI! TI-KI! TI-KI!
Tiki! Tiki! Tiki!
Fucking wow.
I think they've got this one.
Every time this discussion about Bush comes up with a rightwinger, in the media or in daily life, the question should be asked: would you be ok with this if it was Bill Clinton doing it?
As I said on the previous thread: I can't wait until January 2009 when President Hillary Clinton has these extra-constitutional powers.
No doubt the Freepi will stand on principal and approve.
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Every time this discussion about Bush comes up with a rightwinger, in the media or in daily life, the question should be asked: would you be ok with this if it was Bill Clinton doing it?
As I said on the previous thread: I can't wait until January 2009 when President Hillary Clinton has these extra-constitutional powers.
No doubt the Freepi will stand on principal and approve.
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CBS has Frosty the Snowman on tonite.
Bill Hicks adopted, of all people, a kind of Stevie Ray Vaughan stage persona.
They both died young and not that far apart.
Tiki! Tiki! Tiki!
Left Lane
time for hawaiian party night!
It's a tricky topic with significant gray areas; do you adhere to the letter of the law no matter what, do you serve your country and protect its citizens no matter what, or do you strike a balance, and if so where and with what rationale?
The problem with the Constitution is that it was written at a time when they couldn't even imagine what today's world would be like, so what they wrote doesn't take modern issues into account. Ask yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?
(Click here if you dare)
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New better than to ever mention it, though. I just grinned and bore it.
There's the chemistry thing too. I always enjoyed oral sex, but qualitatively the gustatory experience differed. I assumed it was simple chemistry. That is, if you were compatible she tasted... well, good (you reading this Annie?) A bad taste was likely a sign of a certain incompatiblity.
Shinobi: Yeah. The Republicans loved Barr when he was calling for Clinton's impeachment. When he actually started sounding and acting like a Constitutional scholar -- not so much.
Word. They have no regard for the law, fair play or mercy. Fuck 'em.
the white boy dog could look just Arthur, but I let him live natural. Except I have to shave his butt every two months.
Hunh. Arthur's coat's natural state is equivalent to the coiffeur of a freshly shorn Marine Corps drill sergeant. Never gets any longer - his kind actually get points off if their coats exceed one inch max at the shoulder. -Verrrrrrry- low maintenance. I make him go outside every once in awhile and use the carpet beater on him, but that's about it.
I always associated it with menstural cycles. New better than to ever mention it, though. I just grinned and bore it.
Al Swearengen
Being myself now menopaused, that odor is morer noticeable to me now.
Also I work in a teaching hospital, and when I am on the Mother/Baby Unit floor, I can easily distinguish the characteristic of women in labor/childbirth.
To me, none of this is unpleasant - just distinctive.
That would include the testosterone "moments".
I'm sorta funky that way, though. I like the smell of most humans, as long as they are clean. I don;t mean deoderized and perfumed over - just reguilarly bathed, clean folks.
For the Chimp who would be dictator:
You're a mean one, Mr. Chimp.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Chimp.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Chimp.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Chimp.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Chimp.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Chimp.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Chimp.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Chimp.
The three words that best describe you,are, and I quote:
"Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter, Mr. Chimp.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Chimp.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Chimp.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Chimp.
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
It's a tricky topic with significant gray areas; do you adhere to the letter of the law no matter what, do you serve your country and protect its citizens no matter what, or do you strike a balance, and if so where and with what rationale?
Its simple. The law does not prohibit them from eavesdropping on people in the interests of National Security. There is a court available where they can go and secretly and quickly get a warrant to do so. They can even start eavesdropping without a warrant so long as they go to the court within three days.
Instead Bush decided that the laws don't apply to him and this administration.
There is no "gray area" here.
That was a bullshit penalty.
A bad taste was likely a sign of a certain incompatiblity.
Al Swearengen
Al, agreed 100%.
One of the hairier-backed tr00ls
Weird.
That was Avestus, who does not satisfy himself with apologia for the use of torture and death squads. He is an an open advocate for there use.
He doesn't even try to rationaloize his facism. He's perfectly happy with it. Avestus is probably the the mist distgusting personality at eschaton.
The problem with the Constitution is that it was written at a time when they couldn't even imagine what today's world would be like, so what they wrote doesn't take modern issues into account. Ask yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?
Take it to the Federalist Society.
Bush is going nowhere. This program is going to continue.
Welcome to the official public announcement of the new American dictatorship, currently headed by George W. Bush.
It's over, folks.
So fucking many paid trolls tonight. Average Americans are not that dumb. Nobody with a working mind would bother to type such shit. Can we treat it as such? For once? Please don't crap up another thread with troll bait.
They're using all kinds of new camera angles in this football broadcast.
Well thats it for the Chef's season.
So - what I'm supposed to do is build yet another room onto this house to make a home for a leather sofa I'm not sure I actually want, so that I can use the laptop while having sex.
Maybe I'll just get a new scanner.
I coulda had more typos. I really coulda...
Heh. I have 3 Japaneese Chin dogs and just had their butts shaved yesterday. They have a blanket of long fur right under their tails. It's either shave 'em or pick dog crap off their rear ends. The choice is easy.
bigvic | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 8:14 pm | #
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hey bigvic...hi pal!! that could be a REAL CRAPTACULAR!!!
Well thats it for the Chef's season.
Great googly moogly.
They've been delivering my newspaper in the rain without plastic.
Maybe Bush'll decide he doesn't need to hold another presidential election. He can just do whatever he wants, can't he?
tonite
on HOckey Night In Canada
Toronto vs> Ottawa
followed by
Edmonton Vs Vancouver
good patriotic night of hockey
Actually, that's an old malapropism from someone like Casey Stengel or Yogi Berra....
Gummo
Well, duh. I should have known that - apologies!!!
The problem with the Constitution is that it was written at a time when they couldn't even imagine what today's world would be like, so what they wrote doesn't take modern issues into account. Ask yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?
Perhaps you would enjoy residing in North Korea.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar |
must misremembered, thought Arthur was a standard poodle. My boy dogs hair will grow to 8 -9 inches long if I don't shave him twice a year.
Dick Vermeil showed a lot of men that it's ok to cry.
CBS is really promo-ing a show called "Love Monkey"??!?!
Bill Hicks wasn't a charter member of the Gallagher Fan Club:
From his last standup:
Look at these fat Americans in the front row - 'Why doesn't he just hit fruit with a hammer?' Folks, I could have done that, walked around being a millionaire and franchising myself but no, I had to have this weird thing about trying to illuminate the collective unconscious and help humanity. Fucking moron."
Bill Hicks adopted, of all people, a kind of Stevie Ray Vaughan stage persona
Two of my heros. Some good comes from Texas...
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ROHRABACHER = fascist bastard!
We're about to find out how many millions of royalists we have in this country.
Two thousand years of beautiful fascism, from Caesar to Hirohito. You're goddamned right they're living in the fucking past. Fucking Germans. Nothing fucking changes. Fucking Nazis.
Happy Holidays.
I'm planning to go to Ottawa next month, and the Leafs and Sens are playing one of the nights I expect to be there.
Bet I can't score a ticket, though.
my good bud has diabetes,but Id like to make her biscotti......any ideas?
Well, duh. I should have known that - apologies!!!
'Tis nothing, m'dear -- I'm often misunderstood.
"THe troops is fightin' over there in EYE-rack so's our gubmit has freedom to spy on us."
So - what I'm supposed to do is build yet another room onto this house to make a home for a leather sofa I'm not sure I actually want, so that I can use the laptop while having sex.
Just go to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and buy some perfume. "Florence" smells like lovely leather..
Ask yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?
Or how 'bout ask the Magic 8 Ball or the Ouija board . . . geesh!
How 'bout you go read some history instead.
I make him go outside every once in awhile and use the carpet beater on him, but that's about it.
GWPDA,
heh. Cousin? What the hell is a carpet beater? Am I a bad mother for not beating my pups? [sounds like fundie shit, eh]
Dick Vermeil showed a lot of men that it's ok to cry.
Frequently.
To me, none of this is unpleasant - just distinctive.
Nicely phrased Sarah.
I dated an MD once. She was bright, fun, learned and one of the more attractive and beautifully fit women to ever enter my life. One or two oral sex moments (it was almost a metallic taste) and I knew it wasn't going to go anywhere. Sad really.
Tikki Barber had 250 yards rushing.
Rohrbacher is a disgrace.
Bushboy lies and trashes the Constitution and Rohrbacher applauds, like the craven idiot that he is!!!
Can this fool be returned to Congress? Surely his constituents are smarter than that?
Bob Barr, one of the wingnuttier wingnuts around, says "it's bad policy for our government to be spying on American citizens through the National Security Agency. Secondly, it's bad to be spying on Americans without court oversight. And thirdly, it's bad to be spying on Americans apparently in violation of federal laws against doing it without court order."
And yet you still have asshats like Assrocket saying that what Bush has done is totally legal. Fucks like him will defend anything Bush does, and lie about it. Assert that it is legal, and it becomes so. It no longer even matters what was done - the only thing that matters is that it was Bush who did it.
1watt - My Arthur J. GWPDA. He's filled out a bit of course, but summer or winter, this is his sandcoat. (He's a Shar-pei. And yes, he really hates the idea of Shrub using his family's pen.)
Speaking of creeping fascism, there's some good geek buzz about the V for Vendetta movie (which surprises and pleases me a great deal).
Al, what tasted like metallic?
"BARR: And the Constitution be damned, Dana?
ROHRABACHER: Well, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does. So I'm very happy we have a president that's going to wiretap people's communication with people overseas to make sure that they're not plotting to blow up one of our cities."
This is the exact moment when Rohrabacher moved from simple debate into fanatical babble. A sane man would have stepped back from that statement and requalified his remarks. This idiot kept going.
One of the hairier-backed tr00ls
Weird.
That was Avestus, who does not satisfy himself with apologia for the use of torture and death squads. He is an an open advocate for their use.
He doesn't even try to rationaloize his facism. He's perfectly happy with it. Avestus is probably the the most disgusting personality at Eschaton.
Carpbasman
HE should most definitely be barred.
Ask yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?
Perhaps you would enjoy residing in North Korea.
tbsa
So you are not a strict constructionist? The Constitution is a living document after all? WTF is your point?
And no, thank you, I'll live here if it's OK with you.
GWPDA -
Arthur made us both "Awwwwwww."
ROHRABACHER: Well, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does. So I'm very happy we have a president that's going to wiretap people's communication with people overseas to make sure that they're not plotting to blow up one of our cities."
Batshit crazy.
Bet I can't score a ticket, though.
SteveNS
ice cubes chance in hell
even with the new rules it's a chippy motherfucker of a game
who is bob barr???
Perhaps you would enjoy residing in North Korea.
tbsa
You first!
Game over!
What the hell is a carpet beater? Am I a bad mother for not beating my pups? [sounds like fundie shit, eh]
No, he just gets dusty.... A carpet beater gets it right out of him.
Bob barr is a reformed wingnut.
Go figger. Jints win.
Now switiching to ESPN for the Broncos and the Bills.
Go figger. Jints win.
Very pleasantly very surprised. I really didn't see any way the D would hold with Chase Fucking Blackburn at MLB instead of Pierce.
"No, he just gets dusty.... A carpet beater gets it right out of him.
GWPDA"
Do you walk around in a carpet beater T-shirt?
my good bud has diabetes,but Id like to make her biscotti......any ideas?
SITTENPRETTY
Ooooh! I do! You can use "Splenda" (fake sugar) exactly like you would in any baking project. My MIL is diabetic and has a HUGE sweet tooth and I make her goodies that have none of that phony saccarine (sp?) tate.
Now switiching to ESPN for the Broncos and the Bills.
Wow, another game.
"THe troops is fightin' over there in EYE-rack so's our gubmit has freedom to spy on us."
Stunning, ain't it.
The Chumps have to beat San Diego and Cincinnati to have any chance at the playoffs.
what tasted...metallic?
Her vaginal fluids, or maybe the mixture. There as a distinct sense that something was incompatible with me "down there."
So fucking many paid trolls tonight.
bigvic
Last night, too.
I love how the little nobodies think that they have the right to tell us to leave the country.
If we did that, where would their welfare checks come from?
Indianapolis is the best team in the NFL.
"annieangel", the thick-ankled fitness instructor, was gonna blow up the brooklyn bridge...
...but her lips got tired.
The Chumps have to beat San Diego and Cincinnati to have any chance at the playoffs.
Good luck stopping LT with those tacklers.
What do you think the Chimperor's skull is filled with?
Inquiring bloggers want to know.
Ask yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?
Only activist judges ask that question. .
my Basil looks like this guy
http://www.milouchouchou.com/mil.../im_cat/
209.jpg
So I'm very happy we have a president that's going to wiretap people's communication with people overseas
I mentioned this earlier but here's part of the subliminal message - the word "overseas".
Only people who communicate with foreigners should be considered potential terrorists. Real patriotic Americans only communicate with other patriotic Americans, all of whom live within the US. It's those naturalized US "citizens" we have to watch with connections overseas.
So it's OK to spy on them.
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Sittenpretty -
FUZZY!!
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What do you think the Chimperor's skull is filled with?
First we have to establish whether it's filled with *anything*.
Nature may abhor a vacuum, but apparently voters don't mind it.
"THe troops is fightin' over there in EYE-rack so's our gubmit has freedom to spy on us."
Stunning, ain't it.
pie
Fucking surreal.
Even more stunning is the trolls, freepers, and the rest of Bush's fellaters thinking there's nothing wrong with it, that it's a great thing.
Maybe the people who think it's cool should sign a release allowing the government to spy on them...and leave the rest of us alone with our civil liberties.
Cousin GWPDA!
You lay that carpet beater on Arthur and I'm handing him my spare key to the car! So help me Jeebus. Hahahahaha.
Arthur, Auntie bigvic is *here for you.*
A carpet beater gets it right out of him.
Someone should have taken that to lil' georgie's behind a long time ago.
Or yesterday.
He seems to be beating himself up pretty darn good, however.
watertiger asks:
What do you think the Chimperor's skull is filled with?
Jim Beam and Circus Peanuts candy?
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Ask yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?
Bill O'Reilly is here, folks!
Ask yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?
they WERE writing it for the future, shitwhistle...what's why they wrote it the way they did, filled with certain ambiguities, etc...
jeesis, fuckin' PLEASE: Smarter trools...
Ask yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?
Nay - if the founding fathers could see into the future they would have purchased IBM stock at a nickel per share.
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Jim Beam and Circus Peanuts candy?
That'll work.
What do you think the Chimperor's skull is filled with?
12 used shot glasses with the Jack Daniels logo on it. Crunchy crack residue, the rest? Chewy nougut.
Bushboy probably figured he's gotten away with all his other crimes and lies, so why not issue an executive order that violated the US Constitution and other US laws?
Whose going to hold him accountable?
The Gooper Congress? Not likely.
The USSC? Not with Scalia, Thomas and now Roberts.
The MSM? They're a joke.
The American people? Too busy to be bothered with politics!
WGG
Did you get that oven business figured out?
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It's a lot like a massage, bigvic, honestly. Gets the dust out right down to the skin and then a nice currycomb to stimulate the system.
http://www.epic.org/privacy/wire...tap/
hr2883.html
Scroll to Sec 314 "Technical Ammendments"
There is, at present, a 72 hour window in which the feds can do WHATEVER they wish WITHOUT A WARRANT before an application for such a warrant must be lodged with FISA.
This renders all arguments relating to the inconvenience of getting warrants when there are only 'minutes to act' or the 'ticking bomb' excuse mute. The arguments do not deserve to be heard.
Prior to 01 the feds had a 24 hour window. Please note that a 72 hour window is actually much more - DOJ can use procedural motions to delay an actual hearing on the warrant for at least another 24 hours.
Only activist judges ask that question. .
Hecate Malificent
watertiger -
Doin' some image manipulation?
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Ask yourself honestly; if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future, would they have written the Constitution the same way?
The funny thing was, when I clicked on their link, it had absolutely nothing to do with the question so far as I could tell.
I suspect the 2nd Amendment might be a tad bit different, though.
What do you think the Chimperor's skull is filled with?
oily rags and blasting caps
Even more stunning is the trolls, freepers, and the rest of Bush's fellaters thinking there's nothing wrong with it, that it's a great thing.
They think it makes them "tough realists" (as opposed to we who are "effeminate dreamers").
It's sexual anxiety at its most twisted. Since they can't prove their potency sexually, they'll do it through remote-control violence.
When all is said and done, it's still apes in trees waving dicks at each other.
"[Rohrabacher] says the Taliban are devout traditionalists—not terrorists or revolutionaries. He believes a Taliban takeover [of Afghanistan] would be a positive development."
—Washington Report on Middle East Affairs, November/December 1996
Shorter fascist prick:
"They know how to keep them uppity women in their places, too!"
Even more stunning is the trolls, freepers, and the rest of Bush's fellaters thinking there's nothing wrong with it, that it's a great thing.
Awww, hell. They know everything about this Constitution shredding mess is wrong. They just have the worng admin in place to contest it. Do you really think they'd defend Kerry if he went 'round the bend and pulled this shit? Spare me.
GWPDA, when did you stop beating your carpet?
The damage terrorists can inflict pales in comparison to the loss of the civil liberties that protect us from the arbitrary power of law used as a weapon. The loss of law as Blackstone’s shield of the innocent would be catastrophic. It would mean the end of America as a land of liberty.
Paul Craig Roberts
So - what I'm supposed to do is build yet another room onto this house to make a home for a leather sofa I'm not sure I actually want, so that I can use the laptop while having sex.
But it'll all be deductible!
if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future
I really cannot stand the stupidity and the sheer magnitude of cognitive dissonance in the modern conservadrone. It is beyond human comprehension.
When Bob "Quick Draw McGraw" Barr is saying it's illegal you better believe it's illegal. I can't believe Rohrabacher has the audacity to go on national television with a lame brained argument like the one he used. Stop using fear to keep the American people in line and do the job you're fucking paid to do, Dana!
oily rags and blasting caps
Can we leave him out in the hot Texas sun for awhile?
That'd be entertaining.
.
WGG...Did you get that oven business figured out?
Agent Orange- 8:42 pm
yup
a gfci relay tagged out.
found it, reset it, voila: fire!
..
hey, ma! is it coup yet?
"chicken wire"
-blus lou marini
Stop using fear to keep the American people in line and do the job you're fucking paid to do, Dana!
Um, I think that *is* the job he's paid to do.
Now switiching to ESPN for the Broncos and the Bills.
Left Lane
I went to the history net /ufo show to find the rams.
hey, ma! is it coup yet?
gary in fl
a Chicken Coup?
"annieangel", the thick-ankled fitness instructor, was gonna blow up the brooklyn bridge...
...but her lips got tired.
n69n
"thick-ankled" = "cankled"?
Almost time for Shallow Ground on Sci-Fi!
Who's with me?
When all is said and done, it's still apes in trees waving dicks at each other.
Waving
is too optimistic of a word to describe that activity.
Can we leave him out in the hot Texas sun for awhile?
That'd be entertaining.
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spork_incident |
anc d good psa for not leaving stupid explosive thing in the sun
Maybe the people who think it's cool should sign a release allowing the government to spy on them...and leave the rest of us alone with our civil liberties.
Great idea. I'm sure those people would be thrilled. Then, one day, one would say something a bit too controversial. So-and-so would hear it and tell another. Soon, the one would be getting a visit from the authorities. One would, of course, be a little nervous and begin to sweat. *I didn't do anything wrong* one would say.
The sweat would be an admission of guilt, and the one would be roughly trotted off for more *questioning*.
Buh bye, one.
He who would trade liberty for security deserves neither.
- Benjamin Franklin
But it'll all be deductible!
Well, yes, but I don't think I could squeak that all in before Hogmanay, which is when it really counts. Also, I've just done the calculations and find that for the cost of a good pen scanner I could get like 1000 xeroxes which'll be more useful. Nobody's figured out how to attach a Logitech hand held scanner to an XP system, have they? Anybody?
a gfci relay tagged out.
found it, reset it, voila: fire!
They can be a little sensitive.
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Almost time for Shallow Ground on Sci-Fi!
Who's with me?
Eli |
is there coolio or rutger hauer zombies?
they WERE writing it for the future, shitwhistle...what's why they wrote it the way they did, filled with certain ambiguities, etc...
Please step to the head of the class!
FUZZY!!
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GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 8:39 pm | #
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can you beleive he just showed up one day on my doorstep? thanks for the splenda tip....ill be sparing
Barr now considers himself a Libertarian.
He founded a group called "Patriots for the Restoration of Checks and Balances."
Please step to the head of the class!
Left Lane
is howard hesseman involved?
Um, I think that *is* the job he's paid to do.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
hey WERE writing it for the future, shitwhistle...what's why they wrote it the way they did
Excellent.
Who's with me?
[sigh] All right.
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Bill O'Reilly is here, folks!
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat
Happy Holidays, Bill!
He founded a group called "Patriots for the Restoration of Checks and Balances."
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat
I thought Tom DeLay and Jack Abramoff already copyrighted that name.
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nutty susan estrich is on laura flanders...supporting HILARY™.
You first!
Terry C.
WTF?
if the Founding Fathers had been able to see into the future
I really cannot stand the stupidity and the sheer magnitude of cognitive dissonance in the modern conservadrone. It is beyond human comprehension.
underwhelm
I think these fuckers slept during Civics class.
That is, if they didn't ditch school to go do meth.
Happy Holidays, Bill!
Buzz Bomb
holiday or "holy day"
Quote of the interview:
There is going to be a criminal investigation of who was responsible in the intelligence agencies, in the Congress, in the staffs for leaking this material to the New York Times. This is a far more serious violation — in the President’s own words — than the Valerie Plame leak. He has got to follow this up with a justice department investigation and I would guess down the road, we are facing again the possibility of those reporters for the New York Times being brought before a grand jury to explain who leaked to them. My view is the Democratic party on Capital Hill many of them were clearly informed. They may try to investigate this, but I tell you that’s not the investigation that folks should not be worried about in this town, this day.
– Pat Buchanan
When all is said and done, it's still apes in trees waving dicks at each other.
Gummo
six billion smart monkeys...
or as i heard on a construction job once "all swing'n dicks line up over here"
everyone, hold onto your dicks.
You first!
Terry C.
WTF?
tbsa |
Apologies, dude
Mistook you for a troll.
Who's with me?
But there's more football to be watched.
GWPDA is the "pen scanner" a
Logitech® io™2 Digital Writing System
or
Logitech® io™ Personal Digital Pen
or something else?
Well, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does.
You all know this calls for a "come the fuck on!"
Pat Buchanan:
His douchebaggery is eternal.
This morning Pat Buchanan and Democratic Strategist Julian Epstein appeared on MSNBC to discuss President Bush approving domestic spying. Once again, I agree with Buchanan. It is imperative to our national security that we [as a country] do all that is possible to prevent terrorism. As an average citizen who is not involved in any terrorist activities, I wouldn’t mind being “spied” on — if that’s what you want to call it. If you are not a terrorist, why do you care? It makes me wonder why it is that liberals are upset about this ..
[sigh] All right.
Huzzah!
Now help me peer-pressure Ms. Tigre.
Pat Buchanan:
His douchebaggery is eternal.
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat | 12.17.05 - 8:52 pm | #
yes it truly does
Even more stunning is the trolls, freepers, and the rest of Bush's fellaters thinking there's nothing wrong with it, that it's a great thing.
Awww, hell. They know everything about this Constitution shredding mess is wrong. They just have the worng admin in place to contest it. Do you really think they'd defend Kerry if he went 'round the bend and pulled this shit? Spare me.
It's only a few who support this. And those few are fighting for their very existence.
Too bad history is against them.
not.
This is a far more serious violation — in the President’s own words — than the Valerie Plame leak.
You know that covert CIA agent who was working on stopping nuclear weapons from falling into the hands of terrorists?
His douchebaggery is eternal.
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat |
he is a docuhebaggery founding father alonh with Bill Kristol and Bob Novak
their thinktank
"Enterprising Douchebags institute"
yup
a gfci relay tagged out.
found it, reset it, voila: fire!
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WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka | Email | 12.17.05 - 8:46 pm | #
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hhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Humanity has always had more than it's shares of fools and idiots.
Many of them have become Kings, Queens and Presidents.
But Bushboy is in a class of asses all to himself!
imagine what limpbaugh would be doing if it was clinton (bill OR hillary) who was doing this.
imagine how nookyular he would be.
"Folks, this is NOT the power we need to be giving this president. Imagine what he would be doing with it! Folks, we in the GOP cannot allow this!"
'Tis nothing, m'dear -- I'm often misunderstood.
Gummo
Gummo, you're just subtle!!
And, I often need to be hit over the head before I see what's in front of my face.
I heart Laura Flanders!
Perhaps you would enjoy residing in North Korea.
What's that fucking difference between Kim and George?
Not
A
Damn
THING!
Both of them are fucking sorry dicktators.
pigboy | 12.17.05 - 8:52 pm | #
Get the fuck out of the United States, or stop spitting on the constitution. Let me know which you pick.
Who do you think Karl Rove is talking to at this moment and what spin is he feeding that person for tomorrow morning's Sunday gas bag squat and gobble news shows?
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How the FUCK did this country get to this point?
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Eli,
I'm working on a VERY important project.
Yeah, alright.
Eli sez:
Now help me peer-pressure Ms. Tigre.
I son't know if I want to mess with her. What if she decides to kick my ass in about ten days?
.
Both of them are fucking sorry dicktators.
George is taller and dumber.
It makes me wonder why it is that liberals are upset about this ..
Because the President has declared himself to be above the law.
haloscan,
Try meth.
Steal gum from the store.
Drink and drive.
Those are bad requests. Please learn the difference.
It's only a few who support this. And those few are fighting for their very existence.
Too bad history is against them.
The will fall hard. And history will mark this admin as the clostest to fascism this country has ever come.
Perhaps you would enjoy residing in North Korea.
Perhaps you would enjoy fellating my penis.
What is it with the it Love It or Leave It wackos anyway?
doug, the pen scanner was a DocuPen. But I'd rather, if it's at all possible, somehow attach an old Logitech 256 ScanMan. The pen scanners - I've got a QuickLink and it's fine for what it is - but the stuff I need to copy really tends to be A4 with multiple scribbles that convey significant information. It's not just text, in other words, in this particular case a true image is actually preferable. A 'copy'.
I'm working on a VERY important project.
Yeah, alright.
Woohoo!!! *Nothing* is more important than making fun of zombie movies.
As an average citizen who is not involved in any terrorist activities, I wouldn’t mind being “spied” on — if that’s what you want to call it. If you are not a terrorist, why do you care?
I care because everyone who speaks against the policies of the Bush administration is labelled a terrorist.
Of course, the majority of the country thinks Bush is an asshole. They can't lock us all up, and making an example of a few will only fuel the fire.
So, georgie? Go ahead.
Make my day.
Evening batsies!
I got an email from an Episcopal priest who reads my comments here (not on one of the church sites where I also post) -- there are also some other Episcopalians who post here (whose anonynimity I will preserve)
BUT, I have a cat announcement to make -- pictures of monatery cats (& Br Martin writeup about how they were acquired) is now available online here:
Abbey Cats
I son't know if I want to mess with her. What if she decides to kick my ass in about ten days?
See if you can convince her to go with jello wrestling instead of kickboxing. That's *my* contingency plan.
1watt - My Arthur J. GWPDA.
Envelope ears!!!!
Teh cute.
Humanity has always had more than it's shares of fools and idiots.
Many of them have become Kings, Queens and Presidents.
But Bushboy is in a class of asses all to hiWORDmself!
Rudy | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 8:54 pm | #
WORD XXXXXXXXXXXX
It makes me wonder why it is that liberals are upset about this ..
Slippery slope?
Short steps to more loss of liberty and oppression?
IT'S THE LAW
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One or two oral sex moments (it was almost a metallic taste) and I knew it wasn't going to go anywhere. Sad really.
Al Swearengen
Al, chemistry is everything, really.
I have had that experience myself - though with persons of your gender, not mine.
And, in everyday relationships that have nothing to do with sexual attraction/repulsion, I find myself feeling positively or nbegatively towards people whose personal odor I dislike.
I love, for example, to sniff deeply and pleasurably of my son, my dtr in law, my g'kids, Mr Deere, my kitties, mt two best friends in all the world. Their "essences" are sweet drugs to me.
Others...not so much. And, some, I want to get away from as quickly and as far away as possible.
This spying story has brought out more troll douchebaggery, fuckwittery, asshattery, and just plain wanking than I have ever seen on Eschaton in one day.
"How the FUCK did this country get to this point?"
don't worry, we have an "opposition" party.
It makes me wonder why it is that liberals are upset about this ..
I seem to be hearing a lot of Repub Congressmen bitching about it too.
! *Nothing* is more important than making fun of zombie movies.
Eli |
that is in the constitution
Franklin was into zombies
BUT, I have a cat announcement to make -- pictures of monatery cats (& Br Martin writeup about how they were acquired) is now available online here:
Abbey Cats
Aw. I especially like Xena - I'm a tortal sucker for torties.
Now help me peer-pressure Ms. Tigre.
I'll bring plenty of film.
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jello wrestling?
Come on now, all the cool chicks are into roller derby now!
And no, they are not all butch.
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my Basil looks like this guy
Awwwwwwww.....
How you doin'?
Aerosmith is in town tonight. "Dude looks like a lady" has been going through my head for hours.
Karen Hughes?
that is in the constitution
Franklin was into zombies
And now he is one! Dreams really do come true.
pigboy | 12.17.05 - 8:52 pm | #
Get the fuck out of the United States, or stop spitting on the constitution. Let me know which you pick.
underwhelm | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 8:55 pm | #
Please let me know how you really feel
I see stopping unwarrented spying on US citizens as spitting on the Constitution. You may not but I do. As far as you neocons and your love it or leave it garbage goes. I think I will love it and fight every unConstitutional thing this cabal does. That means whether you like it or not I am staying.
Perhaps you would enjoy residing in North Korea.
Perhaps you would enjoy fellating my penis.
What is it with the it Love It or Leave It wackos anyway?
Left Lane | Email | 12.17.05 - 8:56 pm | #
Example of why it's important when qouting someone's text to mark it off from your response to it.
I think TBSA was suggesting someone who thought the constitution was outmoded should move to North Korea, not that someone who was insufficiently loyal to his excellency the Bush should do so.
douchebaggery, fuckwittery, asshattery,
nincompoopery
+
Let me phrase this in a way that will make our conservative friends understand the seriousness of Lil' Boots' crime:
He can sign a secret executive order banning guns, Nascar and beer!
GWPDA, re the DocuPen and the256 ScanMan.
Let me dig a bit. I've got the download/support section at logitech open right now. That's the first place to look. If the XP drivers are not there, then the chances of getting it to work with XP gets much less likely.
Fucking helloscan keeps eating my posts!
Cousin GWPDA,
Arthur assures me you are a fantastic mommy, but he's gaming the system. Big news, eh?
Can you help me out with an easy cookie for Xmas? I'm low on time and all the "cut out" and gingerbread cookies require hours of refridgeration and a mess of flower. HELP!
No right to privacy in the Constitution.
Spying on Americans without court supervision? OK by me.
Hey... Those are my medical records. What are you doing????
Oh, I forgot -- like everyone else, I am shocked (Shocked, I tell you!) to agree with Bob Barr -- see, Fredo is an embarrassment even to terminal wingnuts!
Cute kitties Prior!
And history will mark this admin as the clostest to fascism this country has ever come.
I say this in all seriousness. I can't believe we have come this close. But, although Bush apparently had some support post 9/11, the rest of his *success* was nothing but smoke and mirrors.
And if the media had put as much effort into the surreal Bush presidency as they did Clinton's blowjob, we'd be even closer to impeachment.
Hell, the bastard wouldn't even be president right now.
Whoops!
Plenty of film for the jello wrestling.
[$$^%@#@ copy-and-paste]
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Let me phrase this in a way that will make our conservative friends understand the seriousness of Lil' Boots' crime:
He can sign a secret executive order banning guns, Nascar and beer!
But he WOULDN'T. And that's the important thing.
Some of you have been wondering whether AnnieAngel and friends are "parody" trolls
I think THAT bitch is Gordo.
Dear Prior,
Lovely cats. The National Cathederal has a cat named Katherine of Tarragon.
He can sign a secret executive order banning guns, Nascar and beer!
Monica_A
and the bible
pictures of monatery cats (& Br Martin writeup about how they were acquired) is now available
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&any relation to greenspin,or his horrible wife?
As an average citizen who is not involved in any terrorist activities, I wouldn’t mind being “spied” on — if that’s what you want to call it. If you are not a terrorist, why do you care?
You're right.
Post your real name, real address, real phone number, and real social security number.
NOW.
Wassamatta? Got something to hide?
Let me phrase this in a way that will make our conservative friends understand the seriousness of Lil' Boots' crime:
Mission impossible. Good night and good luck to those trying to "reason" with these halfwits.
Oh, and I'm now posting with the TiBook. It takes me awhile to get used the keyboard so...typos ahoy!
.
He can sign a secret executive order banning guns, Nascar and beer!
Not the beer, please, I'll tell ya anything you want to know, but not the beer.
Spying on Americans without court supervision? OK by me.
Hey... Those are my medical records. What are you doing????
Heh. Old Rushbo's ass is on the line. No wonder he speaks with such conviction.
I love George W. Bush.
I support George W. Bush.
I honor and obey George W. Bush.
I respect George W. Bush.
I need George W. Bush.
You commie liberal Democrat bastards need to stop attacking George W. Bush and learn to accept him as your leader!
Why do you hate America?
I think TBSA was suggesting someone who thought the constitution was outmoded should move to North Korea, not that someone who was insufficiently loyal to his excellency the Bush should do so.
Carpbasman
ty... Not a fucking troll!! Perhaps some of you should read more of the thread.
Eli,
With dry (?) drunks there's always that uncertainty.
He can sign a secret executive order banning guns, Nascar and beer!
Monica_A
Ya forgot bullriding!
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Oh, I see I missed "Jeepers Creepers."
we are facing again the possibility of those reporters for the New York Times being brought before a grand jury to explain who leaked to them.
And *this* kind of leak is why reporters have, and need, shield laws.
Any reporter wants to go to jail to protect the source of this leak is a hero in my book.
Oh, I see I missed "Jeepers Creepers."
Eh. It sucks hard after the first 40 minutes or so.
Phred still thinks he's the center of the universe.
which is abundantly apparent in his countenance.
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SITTENPRETTY | 8:54 pm
!!!katie!!!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Envelope ears!!!!
Teh cute.
I'm playing with them right now. And Sarah Deere? Arthur smells exactly like slightly scorched Niagara Spray Starch. It's a wonderful scent. 'Course, when he gets really dusty, that's not quite as nice, but ....
mena --
R U still around?
I tho't I would try sending you an e-mail & also asking Fr Wm to forward it to you from his address that has the same suffix as mine AND from one of his other email addresses to see if we can figure out why I can't get through to you.
Eli --
Xena is a doll -- she was attacking my skirts as I went down the stairs
http://moneycentral.msn.com/cont...68.asp?
GT1=7469
Better crack down on freedom-hatin' gift cards! Be careful who you give those gift cards to...might be a terrist!
Lovely cats, Prior. My mom will love that page.
Post your real name, real address, real phone number, and real social security number.
NOW.
Wassamatta? Got something to hide?
dave™ | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 9:02 pm | #
I got the Buchanin quotes from the Political Teen website. I do not agree with them. I believe they are outrageous myself.
You can call me piggy
Okay, younger viewers: out of the room now!
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Oh, I see I missed "Jeepers Creepers."
watertiger
Or Jeepers H. Christmas.
Mission impossible. Good night and good luck to those trying to "reason" with these halfwits.
bigvic |
Nighty night!
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Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold-digga, but she ain't messin' with a broke.....Go ahead girl, go ahead get down....Go ahead girl, go ahead get down....I gotta weeeeeeeave, I gotta weeeeeeeve....
If exposing this wiretapping gets the New York Times shut down, it was worth it. Personally, I'd like to see President Bush send the 101st Airborne into West 43rd Street to arrest Sulzberger and shut down that left wing rag.
And *this* kind of leak is why reporters have, and need, shield laws.
I love all the willful obtuseness about the difference between a whistleblower and a hatchetman.
I'm changing my name to Rocky Marquette.
*The* Patty McCormack?
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Not sure what's going on, but it sure is *spooky*!
But he WOULDN'T. And that's the important thing.
yes of course. Now that The Leader has declared that his actions need not be constrained by laws or the Consitution, we must trust that he will only violate people's right for good reasons.
How can someone like Bush who claims to be a religious fundamentalist ever do anything harmful?
I son't know if I want to mess with her. What if she decides to kick my ass in about ten days?
I'll protect you!!!!
He can sign a secret executive order banning guns, Nascar and beer!
Monica_A
Ya forgot bullriding!
And let's not forget:
Toby Keith records
Country Music Television
World Wrestling Entertainment
Nanny 9-1-1
Civil Liberties- A slippery slope.
Youch, I tried searching for the docupen on the logitech site, and their internal search engine did this. I think we are out of luck in the short run.
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
Sorry, we're having technical difficulties, so we're unable to respond to your request at this time. Please try again later.
Thanks!
I'm changing my name to Rocky Marquette.
I already decided on Chinook Pete.
As an average citizen who is not involved in any terrorist activities, I wouldn’t mind being “spied” on — if that’s what you want to call it. If you are not a terrorist, why do you care?
Because...it's...fucking...wrong?
Because these assholes think anyone who doesn't worship Prince Fuckwit as their lord and savior is a "terrorist."
Because we have shitheads like Mann Coulter talking about going at people who don't agree with her with a baseball bat.
Because we have idiots in charge who equate dissent with treason.
Because millions of people in totalitarian countries who have done nothing wrong have been killed or made to disppear.
Because this is SUPPOSED to be AMERICA, not Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union.
I can go on all night.
FWIW the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette gives this movie three stars.
Seriously.
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Eli --
Xena is a doll -- she was attacking my skirts as I went down the stairs
Prior Aelred
That's so GAY. Hahahahaha. I heart you Prior A.
yes of course. Now that The Leader has declared that his actions need not be constrained by laws or the Consitution, we must trust that he will only violate people's right for good reasons.
How can someone like Bush who claims to be a religious fundamentalist ever do anything harmful?
As long as his supporters believe that he will only break the law in their favor, it's simply not a big deal to them.
Everytime you think that Bushboy & Cheneychins have gone about as low as lying sociopaths can, they sink to new lows of depravity and illegality that beggar the imagination.
How long before the lady deputy is in a tank top?
Bigvic, the cookie of your dreams is the Joy of Cooking Butterscotch Brownie. Add nuts of some kind, and then, while it's cooling, drizzle some melted chocolate over it. Cut it into bars. The whole thing is in one saucepan. Got Joy of Cooking or do I need to run get my copy from the kitchen?
This is rather strange cop dialogue...
Maybe Bob can become the first politician ever to introduce impeachment resolutions against successive Presidents and from each party?
If exposing this wiretapping gets the New York Times shut down, it was worth it. Personally, I'd like to see Resident Bush send the 101st Airborne into West 43rd Street to arrest Sulzberger and shut down that left wing rag.
Soaring Chickenhawk
The 101st Fighting Keyboarders?
How long before the lady deputy is in a tank top?
45 minutes in, tops.
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How long before the lady deputy is in a tank top?
*Too* long.
How long before the lady deputy is in a tank top?
For a second I thought you were talking about Karen Hughes, but then I realized you were watching the Sci-Fi movie.
Why not send Bush a peach for Xmas?
BUT, I have a cat announcement to make -- pictures of monatery cats (& Br Martin writeup about how they were acquired) is now available online here:
Abbey Cats
Prior Aelred
Yay for your catblogging, Prior! Those are some very nice cats.
That's so GAY. Hahahahaha. I heart you Prior A.
bigvic
Didn't you hear me. I said nighty night!
.
For a second I thought you were talking about Karen Hughes
Ewww...
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GWPDA, Speeder my really big dog smells to me almost like maple syrup.
The other one faintly like a labrador, unless she's wet, where it's not soothing at all, that much wet dog smell, is kind of bad. Doesn't take her long to dry, she's water proof enough that without a whole bottle of shampoo, you can't even get her fur more then moist. Her under coat I don't think ever get damp or wet at all.
Thems damn scary school buses.
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Has the press taken to reporting on naked emperors again?
"I SPY"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/
Was President Bush right to authorize NSA eavesdropping on Americans? * 118092 responses
Yes; it was essential for national security
26%
No; it's unconstitutional
69%
I'm not sure
4%
I don't care
1%
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10491945/
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For a second I thought you were talking about Karen Hughes
There's a difference between a tanktop and a tank *in* a top.
Well this "Shallow Ground" has started out with no eye contact dialogue (for authenticity?) and empty cardboard boxes.
It's gonna be a long trek.
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Well this "Shallow Ground" has started out with no eye contact dialogue (for authenticity?) and empty cardboard boxes.
Everyone seems half-asleep.
As long as his supporters believe that he will only break the law in their favor, it's simply not a big deal to them.
Eli
A novel definition of fascism.
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A POTUS who violates the Constitution he's sworn to uphold, destroys the federal budget and goes to war on phony reasons is what happens when you allow a cretin to steal a presidential election.
I think the Sci-Fi Channel should be brought up on charges of terrorism.
this movie is terrifying.
no, really.
and where do I know the balding hunter from?
I DEMAND bloody zombies already!!!
A surfeit of animal cuteness on this thread. And its not even Friday.
The monastery cats are adorable, Prior A. I especially like Xena.
Lawless is good.
Of course, the majority of the country thinks Bush is an asshole. They can't lock us all up, and making an example of a few will only fuel the fire.
So, georgie? Go ahead.
Make my day.
pie
That's what is making him and his fellaters even crazier than they are.
They see it all slipping away.
It's gonna be a long trek.
"Trek" rhymes with "drek".
Just sayin'
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If exposing this wiretapping gets the New York Times shut down, it was worth it. Personally, I'd like to see Resident Bush send the 101st Airborne into West 43rd Street to arrest Sulzberger and shut down that left wing rag.
Soaring Chickenhawk
I call Parody Troll!
HORK HOOOORK....
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and where do I know the balding hunter from?
Yeah, I've seen him in stuff too. He looks like a low-rent Bob Hoskins.
and where do I know the balding hunter from?
I know he's a character actor who has been in a bunch of movies but I can't remember the name.
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Woohoo!!! Bloody zombie!
Lots-a-lot-a blood. And still wet.
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I thought I read tank in a top as well, Eli. I hope my new glasses come in before Christmas.
naked red boy.
For a second I thought you were talking about Karen Hughes
There's a difference between a tanktop and a tank *in* a top.
Eli
"Dude looks like a laaaady..........."
My dog Henrietta smells like graham crackers. Hank used to smell like wind or like something she rolled in. But now she is ill she does have a smell that is different. Not horrible but recognizable once you smell it. Nobody else seems to be able to, but I have always been good at that.
I love all the willful obtuseness about the difference between a whistleblower and a hatchetman.
Indeedy. We live in bizarro world. Protect the criminals and screw the innocent. Like everything Boosh, reality is turned on its head.
If absolutely no one made a single comment about the trolls or responded to their incoherent statements, they wouldn't have as much fun here, they'd get bored and leave!
Whoa, did I just see nipple?
mmmmmmmmm ... tank tops ....
naked pink girl
Awww, a horror pick, and a nude lady. But no breasts?
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y'know, there was a flash of nip there for a second. I wonder if Dobson is going to have a problem with it.
Yes; it was essential for national security
26%
I'm not sure
4%
I don't care
1%
What the fuck...........
Sigh. Anybody know a good political discussion blog I can switch to?
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Make my day.
pie
That's what is making him and his fellaters even crazier than they are.
They see it all slipping away.
His supporter haven't connected the dots that connect the concepts of
Government ruled by law.
and
The Citizens willing acquiescence to rule by law.
Without that acquiescence, chaos ensues.
I think nekkid girl might be in trouble.
Santa cat.
http://img219.imageshack.us/
img2...scan00010eh.jpg
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Oy. Viggo Mortenson wannabe.
watertiger -
John Kapelos.
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y'know, there was a flash of nip there for a second. I wonder if Dobson is going to have a problem with it.
I won't tell him if you don't.
y'know, there was a flash of nip there for a second. I wonder if Dobson is going to have a problem with it.
I can just see Dobson with the Tivo- going over and over the nipple shot....
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Yes; it was essential for national security
26% of Americans are fucking idiots.
If the Democrats play their cards correctly (and I pray they do), Lil Boots has just handed them the Senate and Congress 11 months before the election. They need to hammer this home. Bring up the fact that some Republican representatives are willing to look the other way if a President violates the U.S. Constitution, but will impeach a President for lying about an affair.
If absolutely no one made a single comment about the trolls or responded to their incoherent statements, they wouldn't have as much fun here, they'd get bored and leave!
tbsa
Then there are the ones you ignore and they zero in on one person - usually a woman.
Hecate --
When I entered (in 1975) we had five cats (all fixed females) -- Fang was eldest (& biggest) -- she & her two sisters (Bags & # 3 Cat) were all black half Siamese & talked up a storm -- Emma was a malnourished & brain damaged gray & white cat who constantly shed -- Magnificat (probably the best Abbey Cat Name) was also all black -- Fang bullied the others mercilously, especially Emma -- Fang lived into her twenties -- we all said that it was because she refused to die because she knew she was going to cat hell!
BTW -- she died of a stroke (as did Magnificat), Bags of lung cancer (I told her to cut back from two packs a day), #3 Cat was run over (she had bad arthritus & some of us suspected suicide), Emma of Cat leukemia
Finally -- for thise who don't know "Magnificat" is the name of the canticle of the Blessed Virgin Mary recorded in St. Luke's Gospel, the name coming from the first word in the Latin translation -- viz. "My soul magnifies the Lord" -- which the monks chant every evening at Vespers
I can just see Dobson with the Tivo- going over and over the nipple shot....
... right forearm a blur, up and down, up and down ....
John Kapelos.
Rudy from "Sixteen Candles"!
This just came up on my shuffle and it's stlll powerful:
http://www.1010kxxt.com/audio/
ta...countryback.mp3
I can just see Dobson with the Tivo- going over and over the nipple shot....
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dieselcreek
And wanking away!
my Basil looks like this guy
Awwwwwwww.....
How you doin'?
flory | Emailstill recooperating from my duel with Wilma...thanks for askin...missya sweetie ,and leisurely cocktails
watertiger -
John Kapelos.
The oily bo-hunk from "Sixteen Candles."
We've all seen those endless Texas Hold 'em poker shows on TV. I think we're now at that "all in" point with the Bush administration and their minions.
With all this bluster the Bushistas are betting everything that another terrorist attack will vindicate their actions and reinvigorate his power base and demonstrate what pussies his critics are.
They're justing waiting for the cards to be flipped. We'll see who wins.
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Wait, where did Red go? Did I miss something?
We are all guilty of something. Not stopping at stop signs, jay walking, or whatever. We are all guilty of something. The problem comes when someone with an attitude, grudge, agenda and power can prosecute anyone for those petty crimes. We all end up being afraid. It is very much Orwellian. It has nothing to do with making anyone any safer. It is about unrestricted control. It must stop. We have already seen how out of control it is with the people already detained without any charges
Butterscotch Brownies
Melt in a saucepan 1/4 cup butter. Stir into it until dissolved, 1 cup brown sugar. Cool slightly. Then, beat in, 1 egg, 1 teaspoon vanilla. Sift then measure 1/2 cup bread flour. Resift with 1 teaspoon baking powerder, 1/2 teaspoon salt. Stir these ingredients into the butter misture. Add 1/2 cup chopped nuts. Pour the batter into a greased 8x8 inch pan. Bake in a moderate oven 350F for about 30 minutes. Cut into bars.
Watch the cooking time - these can get too hard pretty fast. They don't rise particularly - the brown sugar makes them chewy. One saucepan, one bowl for the flour. Easy!
Don't forget the melted chocolate. Hershey's syrupt works well.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0369918/
oooh it gets 5.3/10 stars....
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A POTUS who violates the Constitution he's sworn to uphold, destroys the federal budget and goes to war on phony reasons is what happens when you allow a cretin to steal a presidential election.
Rudy
No fucking DUH! Where are the law and order types now? Oh, yeah. Out to fucking lunch. My bad!
okay Mr Deere home w/dinner. Back later when you guys are all in bed, I suppose (sighs...)
If the people who were wiretapped did nothing wrong, they have nothing to worry about. End of story. Move along, nothing to see here. Just go about your business.
Sarah- I love, for example, to sniff deeply and pleasurably of my son, my dtr in law, my g'kids, Mr Deere, my kitties, mt two best friends in all the world. Their "essences" are sweet drugs to me.
I know exactly what you mean. I remember kisses on the nape of a lover's neck and the joy of breathing her in.
Why do you hate America?
Anti-Fascist
I don't.
I hate Bush.
Just thought I would clear up that misunderstanding.
Santa cat.
Awww... teh cute!
Blood boy ain't talking.
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prior what adorable kitties
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know what really makes me laugh?
The Times held onto the article for over a year at the request of the government;then it let the WH edit the damned thing.
And the wingnuts want an investigation into the leaks?
Buwahahahahah!
Morons.
you know what really makes me laugh?
The Times held onto the article for over a year at the request of the government;then it let the WH edit the damned thing.
And the wingnuts want an investigation into the leaks?
Buwahahahahah!
Morons.
Why do you hate America?
Anti-Fascist
I don't.
I hate Bush.
Bush America. This may be news to certain wingnuts.
Zombies are a real drag to interrogate.
Most torture methods would be pretty ineffective, too.
QC -- vewwy, vewwy cute.
"I can't hear you. I've got blood in my ears."
Soaring Patriotic Eagle
What's your phone number? We need to put in a citizen's phone tap.
Bush DOES NOT EQUAL America. Can't use less-than, greater-than signs
Prior,
I love the one called "Booger."
26% of Americans are fucking idiots.
watertiger
Instant Poll
Would you eat George W Bush's shit?
No - 74%
Yes - 26%
Seems to correlate.
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ai-yeeee!
The Burger King is a giant peeping tom!
They need to hammer this home. Bring up the fact that some Republican representatives are willing to look the other way if a President violates the U.S. Constitution, but will impeach a President for lying about an affair.
Monica_A - 9:17 pm
wont make a lick o'difference...
the sheeple are still terrified of more arab violence...
everybody knows they are complicit enough to make a legitemate victim...
Five will get you ten that all the morons who see nothing wrong with the government spying on them have never even heard of George Orwell.
The only "1984" they've ever heard of is a Van Halen album!
Sift then measure 1/2 cup bread flour.
Woo Hoo! I recently replaced my rusty sifter and always have bread flour on hand. I can do this. But cookies???? I damned well hate most nasty Xmas cookies. They are sugar crap on a shingle.
That effing Burger King is creepy enough to turn me vegetarian.
Oh wait...
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The Burger King is a giant peeping tom!
That's why he's not the Burger President.
The Times held onto the article for over a year at the request of the government;then it let the WH edit the damned thing.
And the wingnuts want an investigation into the leaks?
Buwahahahahah!
Morons.
Diane
Right! Why haven't they already investigated this treasonous crime?
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Bush DOES NOT EQUAL America. Can't use less-than, greater-than signs
Left Lane
And the wingers just CANNOT get their tiny minds around that.
The only "1984" they've ever heard of is a Van Halen album!
The year their mamas were born.
Right! Why haven't they already investigated this treasonous crime?
Because it's the holid... oops! It's Christmastime.
The Burger King is a giant peeping tom!
I really want to see a zombie eat McNabb's mom.
The Burger King is a giant peeping tom!
I wouldn't want to be that buildings' window washer.
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I carefully trimmed and filed my nails, washed some dishes, brushed my teeth, took a shower, turned on this PC and checked my e-mail and stuff...
Then I come back here and the thread is still going. I guess I'm here to snap the string.
Um. Not sure why I quoted that again. Just habit, I guess...
The Times held onto the article for over a year at the request of the government
..and what happened in that intervening time? Terist attack? Or American political election?? Hmmmmmmm?
Fucking NY Times!!!
Commercial on for "Memoirs of a Geisha."
Also known as "The Laura Bush Story."
flory!
How are you doing?
You know, we never walked much at EschaCon I (or should it be EschaCon1 -- we have to decide since we are now going to have a EschaCon II or Eschaton 2, as the case may be) -- we need to take some walks!
I hope it meets in Chicago since I like Chicago & it is close which increases my likelihood of getting there (I am expected to attend the General Convention of the Episcopal Church in 2006 -- it meets every three years -- there will be big fights about gay & lesbian issues -- we won't back down but it will be ugly -- if there are any praying types here, prayers will be appreciated -- early June 2006)
I have to go away (laundry is beckoning to be put away). Give the trolls hell, darlinks (I've been watching waaaaay too much "Green Acres").
Then I come back here and the thread is still going. I guess I'm here to snap the string.
NO ONE LEAVES
his head's gonna fall off.
watch.
the brown sugar makes them chewy. One saucepan, one bowl for the flour. Easy!
Don't forget the melted chocolate. Hershey's syrupt works well.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Email | Homepage | 12.17.05 - 9:18 pm | # ********************************
yum...i mean YUM
The Burger King is a giant peeping tom!
Jeez, ya see that commercial for McDonalds with Ronald McD crowd surfing?
ADvertising is ridiculous- a damn portfolio contest for agencies. I've been in creative meetings with people coming up with the most horse-shit ideas- then trying to justify their cool idea to the client who wants results more than coolness.
It's just getting more and more strange.
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Which is more illegal - lying about a blowjob or spying on thousands of American citizens without a court order?
I can't even find anything brazen enough to compare with promising to continue the illegal spying, and with accusing those who leaked the information of working against US interests while the creep who leaked a CIA agent's identity still works for the White House and has a security clearance.
Three more years of this? Give me a break! How much more does Congress need to see to realize that this President is out of control?
Don't you Donkeys even THINK about losing this game!!!
his head's gonna fall off.
watch.
I think he's escaping, one corpuscle at a time.
piggy: sorry, didn't realize you were quoting someone.
fact is, there are a group of 'Merikans, proud memebers of the cult of republicanism whose outlook is totally foreign and at odds with that of other Americans.
And there isn't going to be any bridging of the gap.
Time has come to start some serious discussion on breaking up the United States into two separate countries - one that adheres to the Constitution and another that is ruled by a personality cult.
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his head's gonna fall off.
watch.
Don't give away the good parts.
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Holy shit- I just got home from shopping- what kind of bizarre world are we living in where Bobb Barr is defending our rights and making sense?
And god bless'm for making the point that the so-called brooklyn bridge plot was a couple of idiots who wanted to blow torch the bridge.
That would have taken them a couple of dozen years. I rather think someone would have noticed.
Then I come back here and the thread is still going. I guess I'm here to snap the string.
you can check out any time you want...
I have to go away (laundry is beckoning to be put away). Give the trolls hell, darlinks (I've been watching waaaaay too much "Green Acres").
Monica_A
See you in Hootersville.
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Don't you Donkeys even THINK about losing this game!!!
Wait, Broncos or Democrats?
Commercial on for "Memoirs of a Geisha."
Also known as "The Laura Bush Story."
Mr. Monica found that amusing. Goodnight and better tomorrow.
I wonder, on average, if blondes die first in horror flicks?
If yer gonna have the most fun...
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Now, onto important matters.
Are we sci-fi blogging? and what the fuck did I miss? what's up with the bleeding guy in jail?
Eli?
Wait, Broncos or Democrats?
Yes!
what kind of bizarre world are we living in where Bobb Barr is defending our rights and making sense?
The Rapture has begun.
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The self-pitying medic's dead.
Are we sci-fi blogging? and what the fuck did I miss? what's up with the bleeding guy in jail?
Yes. He just wandered into the station covered with blood and won't say anything (but somehow managed to write NO ONE LEAVES on the door across the room while handcuffed). Obsessed sheriff thinks he has something to do with a case where he fucked up and a naked chick got abducted or killed.
The Rapture has begun.
Ah.
It all makes sense now.
I damned well hate most nasty Xmas cookies. They are sugar crap on a shingle.
bigvic
You and all who ride with you will adore these. More cakey? Add another bit of flour. Simple as that. Pecans are wonderful in these. Without is good too. Just be careful on the cooking time, 'cause brown sugar will toughen pretty easily. You can basically triple the receipt too without any problems.
improvise a blood test?
Who is she McGyver?
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The Times held onto the article for over a year at the request of the government
..and what happened in that intervening time? Terist attack? Or American political election?? Hmmmmmmm?
Fucking NY Times!!!
This actually made me angry. Like in fucking, glowering, blood-freezing, ready-to-kill angry. Not a good thing to make a goddess angry. So I snowed a little to release the pressure.
The self-pitying medic's dead.
Too bad; she's a lot cuter than the deputy.
Goodnight sweet Moonbats. Here's a poem for the trolls.
LITANY AGAINST FEAR
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
" Publishing details of the program "damages our national security and puts our citizens at risk," Bush said.
Heeerrrrree we go.
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Obsessed sheriff thinks he has something to do with a case where he fucked up and a naked chick got abducted or killed.
Okay.
How come the guy is still bleeding? Let me guess. It's a fashion statement.
One thing, this movie have appropriately creepy music. I approve.
But I certainly hope there's some eatage in this flick.
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
We're all duned.
I made Yule wreaths this morning.
this looks good
Lemon Almond Biscotti
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
4 large eggs
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1 tablespoon lemon zest
1 1/2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
1 cup almonds or macadamia nuts, toasted
Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Line a baking tray with parchment paper.
Sift together first 4 ingredients. In a separate bowl, beat eggs and sugar until light in color. Beat in zest and lemon juice. Slowly add dry ingredients to the egg mixture. Add nuts. Turn dough onto lightly floured surface and knead until smooth, about 2 minutes. Do not overwork dough.
Divide the dough in half, shaping into 2 logs. Bake for about 30 minutes or until golden brown. Remove from oven and allow to cool completely.
Reduce oven temperature to 300 degrees F. Cut logs into 1/2-inch slices. Return to baking sheet and cook until toasted, about 20 to 30 minutes.
How come the guy is still bleeding? Let me guess. It's a fashion statement.
Previews kinda implied he might be some kinda zombie.
Ooo, spiders!
oh great, spiders.
Okay, so...he's got pets.
I hate the Doncos.
I went to a Donocos game once and in the parking lot of Arrowhead I saw a guy with a home-made T-shirt that said "Fuck the Bronocs" and his kid (12 max) had a shirt that said "Denver Sucks". Really classy (but funny as hell, especially after tailgating for a couple of hours).
Laundry! Fuck, why did that have to come up?
OK, spiders - I'll go do the damn laundry.
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Echidne --
I thought Hank was better! Was there a relapse?
Cat story clarification -- when I address Booger, I always call him Booger -- when I am talking ABOUT him to Xena or Gabrielle, I usually call him Uncle Bug (since his relationship seems appropriately avuncular)
watertiger -- Booger doesn't know how to purr -- do you know how to help him on this? Xena & Gabrielle, they PURR -- I suppose if he can't pick it up from them it is hopeless!
Being a sociopath means not knowing any limits.
Bushboy is way beyond limits and has been for sometime.
Outing a CIA agent, blitzkrieging Baghdad, looting the US Treasury and now violating the US Constitution so egregiously.... I don't think this is the end of the Bushboy reign of error and terror, !
What did she say? The blood of docker-wearing humans?
" Publishing details of the program "damages our national security and puts our citizens at risk," Bush said.
Having an asswipe like you as our preznit puts the citizens at risk.
Here's something nauseating. At the bookstore this evening there was a prominent display of a new biography of chimpy- Portrait of a leader.
I almost vomited.
this looks good
Lemon Almond Biscotti
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
4 large eggs
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1 tablespoon lemon zest
1 1/2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
1 cup almonds or macadamia nuts, toasted
Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Line a baking tray with parchment paper.
Sift together first 4 ingredients. In a separate bowl, beat eggs and sugar until light in color. Beat in zest and lemon juice. Slowly add dry ingredients to the egg mixture. Add nuts. Turn dough onto lightly floured surface and knead until smooth, about 2 minutes. Do not overwork dough.
Divide the dough in half, shaping into 2 logs. Bake for about 30 minutes or until golden brown. Remove from oven and allow to cool completely.
Reduce oven temperature to 300 degrees F. Cut logs into 1/2-inch slices. Return to baking sheet and cook until toasted, about 20 to 30 minutes.
Wait, what did she say about the blood? She was all mumbly and I missed it.
OK NOTE TO whomever wrote the soundtrack:
Constant scary noise- bad
Making everything scary- not working
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What did she say? The blood of docker-wearing humans?
The blood of beetle sprouting humans.
Faris admitted that upon returning to the US from Pakistan in April 2002, he researched "gas cutters" and the Brooklyn Bridge on the internet.
Between April 2002 and March 2003, he sent several coded messages through another person to a long-time friend in Pakistan, indicating he had been unsuccessful in his attempts to obtain the necessary equipment.
Faris admitted to travelling to New York City in late 2002 to examine the bridge and said he realised the plot to destroy it by severing the cables was unlikely to succeed because of its security and structure.
In early 2003, he sent a message that "the weather is too hot" - a coded message meant to convey that the bridge plot was unlikely to succeed, the officials said.
This is what I got when I googled brooklyn bridge+plot.
Doesn't seem to me like they're super secret wire tap saved the brooklyn bridge after all.
She was all mumbly and I missed it.
Beats me. And the music stepped on her line.
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I thinks it's Big Foot!
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Boy, it's a good thing that kid wasn't covered in bread crumbs. He'd be a lot harder to follow.
oopsie they better be teh good
What did she say? The blood of docker-wearing humans?
So it wasn't just me?
No need to clearly enunciate lines which are pivotal to the plot, right?
watertiger, they'll repeat jeepers after this.
I hope. (confession, I like that movie)
Portrait of a leader.
Of a crime family, sure.
The Times held onto the article for over a year at the request of the government
..and what happened in that intervening time? Terist attack? Or American political election?? Hmmmmmmm?
that was just one of the stories they sat on or spiked during the election season, when publication would have done something to disabuse the sheeple of their demonic adulation for that smirking, swaggering, scampering, simpering, simian of a chimp...
I just read JeffyLube's comments (Pendragon) on Ron Reagan, Jr.
Who the hell is Guckert/Gannon to talk about anyone?
Excuse me, but Ron Reagan, Jr. has been married to the same woman for over twenty years.
Can the same be said about Newt, Rush and other Repug heroes????
I never cared for St. Ronald of the Monster Deficit. He was a lousy president and an even worse actor.
But I LIKE his son!
Nah...the lady deputy gets it.
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The tree is bleeding?
WTF?
Prior Aelred, Hank is doing very well. But the kind of cancer she has is supposedly not curable. Still, we all have a finite time ahead, and the longer she stays like this the better.
staring down the end of a gun barrel? not good.
The tree is bleeding?
Bloody handprint, I think.
chimpy- Portrait of a leader.
I almost vomited.
four legs good
Portrait of An Asshole
This bleeding kid isn't having a good day.
The willows are turning...
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1 - Publish details of the program
2 - ?????
3 - Damages our national security and puts our citizens at risk, Bush said.
Fucking NY Times!!!
Left Lane
Hey, Lefty,
I got this way cool Brazilian Power Cystal to keep the zombies away. It really works...no zombies at the door since I bought it.
You want it? I'll sell it to you for $19.95.
Dood, it really works. Such a deal.
Fucking NY Times!!!
Left Lane
Hey, Lefty,
I got this way cool Brazilian Power Cystal to keep the zombies away. It really works...no zombies at the door since I bought it.
You want it? I'll sell it to you for $19.95.
Dood, it really works. Such a deal.
indicating he had been unsuccessful in his attempts to obtain the necessary equipment.
I wonder if he looked under "Welding Supplies" in the Yellow Pages.
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hey the dude is a tree-whisperer.
This bleeding kid isn't having a good day.
Blood Boy is about to transform!
The tree is bleeding?
Some of us are blogging the Broncos/Bills, some are blogging SciFi. The trick is to figger out who is who.
He can sign a secret executive order banning guns, Nascar and beer!
Monica_A
I like guns and beer. But Bush can shit-can NASCAR for all I care.
kid's gonna 'splode.
Yes, the NYT also spiked the story of the bulge on Dubya's back during the debates.
All very move along, nothing to see here.
I hope there's a logical explanation for all of this.
" Publishing details of the program "damages our national security and puts our citizens at risk," Bush said.
And there is a special place in hell for YOU, mother fucker!
I like guns and beer.
Er, maybe I should have stressed that I never mix these two activities!
Ah. Thank you for repeating the pivotal blood info.
Here's something nauseating. At the bookstore this evening there was a prominent display of a new biography of chimpy- Portrait of a leader.
If they insist on putting this in your face, then a few drops of animal musk.
(found at any store that considers itself a store for hunters.)
dripped around the display will keep all but trolls away from that spot for weeks.
Ah. The blood of 3 people.
Or tree people.
I think the movie is an allegory for a national sales tax. Unless the blood starts speaking Aramaic, then all bets are off.
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I hope there's a logical explanation for all of this.
The zombie movie, the football game, or the NYT?
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I got this way cool Brazilian Power Cystal to keep the zombies away. It really works...no zombies at the door since I bought it.
Does it work on Repugnicans, too?
Some of us are blogging the Broncos/Bills, some are blogging SciFi. The trick is to figger out who is who.
Simultaneous SciFi/NFL blogging is what p-in-p was made for...
He can sign a secret executive order banning guns,
Oh thank God, at first I thought you said he could ban puns!!
Or tree people.
Verrrry enteresting.
The zombie movie, the football game, or the NYT?
Fuck. Any of it.
" Publishing details of the program "damages our national security and puts our citizens at risk," Bush said.
Heeerrrrree we go.
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Agent Orange
why does that sound familiar... why... oh yeah-
17, 1971: Nixon, Haldeman, and Ronald Ziegler, 2:42-3:33 P.M., Oval Office Conversation #524-7; cassette #775
Nixon: We can kill these people with this. "Knowingly publishing stolen goods." That's what the Times is doing. "Knowingly publishing stolen goods." "Giving aid and comfort to the enemy." That's the way you have to play it. "Giving aid and comfort to the enemy." That's the way you have to play it. "No cause justifies breaking the law"
Have they said why everyone is fleeing the town?
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Will the eye bleeding Mother Mary make an appearance?
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Here's something nauseating. At the bookstore this evening there was a prominent display of a new biography of chimpy- Portrait of a leader.
I wonder what HACK wrote THAT piece of shit?
And who's going to buy it?
Bush's worshippers can't read...most of them anyway!
Please make the Radio Shack commercials stop...
Jesus, it makes me miss the ones with Teri Hatcher tormenting Howie Long...
The Times held onto the article for over a year at the request of the government
Jepers H. Christmas! i got a call today from the Times confirming my info for publication. Usually that means they are going to publish your " manifesto", AKA letter to the editor. Heh.
Anyway, my question was: Boosh's assertion was that Congress knew all about his secret spying opperation and approved it. He's a known liar, and that's a fact. But how can this Adnin back this up? OK, Comedy Central aside.
Or tree people.
Verrrry enteresting.
Maybe Reagan was right- trees ARE eeeevillll.
And bloody.
Please make the Radio Shack commercials stop...
Beat me to it. Xmas can't be over soon enough.
I like guns and beer.
Er, maybe I should have stressed that I never mix these two activities!
Buzz Bomb
UNLIKE most wingnuts.
I sheet you not...
Prior A:
I hope it meets in Chicago since I like Chicago & it is close which increases my likelihood of getting there
I think Chicago is the place. I hope so. I think more people will be able to attend, because its so central...plus I love Chicago.
We can go walking along the lake!!
Jepers H. Christmas! i got a call today from the Times confirming my info for publication. Usually that means they are going to publish your " manifesto", AKA letter to the editor. Heh.
Good for you. I want to know what OTHER stories they spiked during the election season.
Maybe Reagan was right- trees ARE eeeevillll.
And bloody.
four legs good
Long history of evil trees. Everything from the wizard of Oz to various Druid movies.
HEY THIS GOES GREAT WIYH BISCOTTI
just sayin
http://www.cocktail-hour.com/
ima...agneGlasses.jpg
"Giving aid and comfort to the enemy."
Same bullshit, different century.
Agents' visit chills UMass Dartmouth senior
By AARON NICODEMUS, Standard-Times staff writer
NEW BEDFORD -- A senior at UMass Dartmouth was visited by federal agents two months ago, after he requested a copy of Mao Tse-Tung's tome on Communism called "The Little Red Book."
Two history professors at UMass Dartmouth, Brian Glyn Williams and Robert Pontbriand, said the student told them he requested the book through the UMass Dartmouth library's interlibrary loan program.
The student, who was completing a research paper on Communism for Professor Pontbriand's class on fascism and totalitarianism, filled out a form for the request, leaving his name, address, phone number and Social Security number. He was later visited at his parents' home in New Bedford by two agents of the Department of Homeland Security, the professors said.
The professors said the student was told by the agents that the book is on a "watch list," and that his background, which included significant time abroad, triggered them to investigate the student further.
http://www.southcoasttoday.com/d...05/
a09lo650.htm
Jepers H. Christmas! i got a call today from the Times confirming my info for publication. Usually that means they are going to publish your " manifesto", AKA letter to the editor. Heh.
What da Heh. That's a real good sign.
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bigvic,
COOL!
I can't wait to hear what Byron Calame has to say about all of this.
*snort*
I like guns and beer.
Er, maybe I should have stressed that I never mix these two activities!
Buzz Bomb
UNLIKE most wingnuts.
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat
Or HST (RIP)
Echidne --
Life is a terminal disease -- if Hank is not hungry & pain free & loved & happy, she is doing better than most of the population of the planet of any species!
BTW -- the threads today have seemd quite long -- does threadbot take the Shabbat off? (who knew?)
Someone ordered pink sheets?
Yes, the NYT also spiked the story of the bulge on Dubya's back during the debates.
The "Little Tailor" beacme the Chimpy Bad tailor. Fucking bloody hell. The Moron was wired! Crikey.
Same bullshit, different century.
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat
yes, except nixon was an intelligent crook - cheney is just a crook.
The "Little Tailor" beacme the Chimpy Bad tailor. Fucking bloody hell. The Moron was wired! Crikey.
bigvic
I still think it was body armor. Either way we will never know since it relates to Chimp's security which is super duper top secret.
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Did someone say evil trees?
http://www.horror-wood.com/tree.htm
http://www.horror-wood.com/tree.htm
Terry C. Feminazi Moonbat
Quicksand again. I worship the quicksand on which George W Bush stands.
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Jepers H. Christmas! i got a call today from the Times confirming my info for publication. Usually that means they are going to publish your " manifesto", AKA letter to the editor. Heh.
Yay!!
Let us know when its published.
This just came up on my shuffle and it's stlll powerful:
http://www.1010kxxt.com/audio/ ta...countryback.mp3
Joe Citizen
Joe C, who is this?
Thanks.
I wonder if AG Gonzalez ever pulls the file on former AG Kleindienst, and wonders whether he's offered the best advice.....
Goodnight to everybody. Arthur's in dreamland and I'm halfway there myself. Don't stay up too late - remember, you've got church in the morning....
I know exactly what you mean. I remember kisses on the nape of a lover's neck and the joy of breathing her in.
Al Swearengen
yes, dear, yes.....so deeply sweet. All one's muscles relax. We feel safe, we feel *right*. At home.
Ah, looks to be like fresh sheets above. Adieu to you here. Nice thread, this was. Less angel tits, or whoever she was.
Sarah Deere, that's Honkytonkers For Truth:
http://www.buzzflash.com/alerts/...0/
ale04066.html
It's a toe tapper! YEEHAW!
Goodnight to everybody. Arthur's in dreamland and I'm halfway there myself. Don't stay up too late - remember, you've got church in the morning....
Yeah, Arthur is gonna wake me up to praise the farking Lard in the AM. Beats the fundie "call to Jeebus."
Sorry haven't read the thread so this probably repeats comments above.
Barr (?!?!?) makes a very good solid case, but, as quoted, he left out an overwhelmingly strong argument against Bush. Under the FISAct, it is perfectly possible to wiretap without delay.
For example in the blowtorch the Brooklyn Bridge investigation, the illegal NSA wiretap was competing for band width with a perfectly legal FBI wiretap based on a warrant. A case for the clearly illegal program must be based on the claim, not that wiretaps can be good, but that existing legal restrictions make it necessary to break the law.
Since in 2002, at the time the illegal program was authorised, the FISA court had never ever ever denied an application for a warrant (see Josh Marshall http://tinyurl.com/bxxrn) and since the FISA allows for an emergency procedure so that there are no delays while the court considers, it is very very hard to make this case. The law had not imposed any practical restrictions on wire taps at the time that Bush ordered his subordinates to break it.
Probably too late in the day for me to pretend that this is news, but:
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/
a...icle_7779.shtml
It's a toe tapper! YEEHAW!
Joe Citizen
Joe, right farkin' ON!!!
I'll share that a LOT.
Thanks/SD
NITEY NITE GWPDA ,ARTIE
The Botlon intercepts have to do with monitoring Oil for Food, damage control of Bush contributors who so participated and probably were given some kind of job on payroll to invoke Executive Privilege and the usual disclosure protection awarded Ken lay and the Energy Task force.
Also the Botlon intercepts have to with the attempt to smear the British diplomat who was deep into the Downing Memos.George Galloway was a whistle blower on the war premise fraud.
See also John Conyer's Committee hearing regarding the Downing memos.
The chain connects...
Flory,
There is no love, truth, love or honesty in the press. Is that so fucking HARD?
OK. Is there not amazing apathy for vac and dangeriously ceepy folks?
I am Bob Barr.
Dana...a latter day T.E. Lawrence...he kinda looks like Ned Beatty in that picture...wonder if bent over for the Muhjadeen and sqealed like a pig.
Yes...upon further review...Dana not smiling....perhaps bunghole soar. The other fellows have smiles on their faces.
Jepers H. Christmas! i got a call today from the Times confirming my info for publication. Usually that means they are going to publish your " manifesto", AKA letter to the editor. Heh.
Yay!!
Let us know when its published..
Heh. We have had 3 Drinkng Liberally folks published in the CJ (Courier Journal.com, check it out.
I very much disliked Bob Barr back in the day, but I have seen him stand up for civil liberties now and not long after 9/11, when he was one of the very few doing so. I don't agree with a lot of his politics, but I have to give him a round of applause for taking on the idiot in the White House over this issue.
Can't believe no one has made the "setting the Barr low" joke. I mean, come on, saying "the president shouldn't violate the consitution" is nice and all, but seems to be pretty much the minimum for running a democratic system.
I know Rohrabacher is one of the wingnuttiest purveyors of wingnuttery in the land, but I'd also bet dollars to donuts that this riff about
"well, unfortunately the Bill of Rights must be set aside until Total Victory in the war against Eurasia, er I mean the 'War on Terror', has been achieved" is more or less the official party line among the Bill Frist/Rick Santorum/Trent Lott/Sam Brownback/etc axis of evil.
Obviously we already knew that re their positions on Guantanamo, torture, etc. but THE FAT IS ON THE FIRE now, people. It's official: these bastards don't give a shit about the United States Constitution. The fact that Bash apologists like Arlon Spector and Bob Barr find these crimes "troubling" only goes to underline just how bad things are.
Anyone who sides with the Little Dictator on this one is clearly an outright enemy of the Constitution and must be driven from office. If not, what's left of the American Republic is in deep deep deeeeeep trouble.
I love "Dana's Got A Secret."
"Well, I'll tell you something, if a nuclear weapon goes off in Washington, DC, or New York or Los Angeles, it'll burn the Constitution as it does..."
And why would that be?
It's like the Bush administration learning from Katrina that we better be ready to declare martial law, we should turn hurricane relief over to the military...
These people are looking for reasons to declare martial law and throw out the Constitution.
So they can never be held culpable for their crimes. And so they can reign as untaxed masters of oil and the earth.
There are people who would like to detonate a nuclear weapon in an American city.
Many of them are business partners and contractors of the United States Government.
Whoa.
Who slipped the acid in my morning orange juice?
Maybe, just maybe, Bush is in real trouble.
Kick out the jams and impeach that motherfucker!
You Go, B-2 Bob!
GWPDA, get the sofa now. You'll get the laptop anyway, but put off the sofa if you the laptop right away.
It's always been amazing to me how when the money's spent, I don't really miss it.
Unless, of course, you don't have enough to meet your basic needs. Then any expenditure off budget hurts big time.
Steerpikepie has a shriveled little penis.
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