I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
frist?
yes gary
Oh, hell.
Oh my garsh my first frist.
People throughout the ages will loathe the name, "Malkin."
OK, I'll go fuck with Ted so you guys can have some peace.
¿Jose puede usted ver?
Oy vey, what a jerk.
Is he any relation to Michelle, or just shares the name?
Is this really true? I have seen people declaim it. The Malkin nutty, violent behavior. Believe me, I WANT it to be true, but doubts have been cast in the past.
it's a celebration
Jesse Malkin? Spanish name, ain't it?
Do you mean the Jesse Malkin that is the registrant of hotair.com, but doesn't seem to have a public writing gig there or anywhere else anymore?
Good grief...scrambling to keep up with the sheets blowing in the wind!
buenos noches
buenos noches
olexicon,Sir Humpty
y tu tambien, amigo.
Can anybody tell me who's this Malkin guy?
Do you mean the Jesse Malkin that is the registrant of hotair.com, but doesn't seem to have a public writing gig there or anywhere else anymore?
He's just Ms Magalangalangalang's IT guy. And the dude who fucks her twice a year.
Now my lightsabre's all tingly.
Oh good grief, BBC World news doing a story on "Christian Yoga" for fundy nitwits.
You know, these people are nuts. This isn't a disagreement among rational people who can see different sides of an issue. We're dealing with out and out nut cases. What happened to asylums?
They truly hate themselves, don't they? These are the behaviors of people filled with self-loathing.
Malkin meltdown.
Why?
You know, these people are nuts. This isn't a disagreement among rational people who can see different sides of an issue. We're dealing with out and out nut cases. What happened to asylums?
Ted aka Tom Anderson masterminded a massive asylum break...
Oh good grief, BBC World news doing a story on "Christian Yoga" for fundy nitwits.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Yeah. The BBC guy was reporting his location being New York, but I don't believe that Christian yoga would get much truck in the Five Boros.
Can anybody tell me who's this Malkin guy?
Plum P
Michelle's husband/posting twin
Strom, after a few drinks, gerbils running up and down his legs and sucking on my auxiliary nipple, used to say that Jesse Malkin was the love child of him and Katie 'OBeirne.
What happened to asylums?
Reagan shut them down in the 1980s because he didn't want to fund them properly. And that's where the homeless crisis came from, worst since the Great Depression.
Can anybody tell me who's this Malkin guy?
Plum P
The husband of Michelle Malkin. A certifiable nutcase.
Sheesh, what a pencilneck.
Now my lightsabre's all tingly.
NT'dizzle, Fucknizzle
ewwwww...............yucko.......boys!!!
This woman on TDS is a complete moron. She on the damn Wall Street Journal editorial board. Every time Stewart asks "Why are oil co. profits skyrocketing when everyone else is having to chip in more?"
She answers, "Well of *course* prices are going to go up when oil prices go up."
He tries five times to say, I'm talking about *profits* you idiot, not prices!
Back on topic, maybe the paparazzo was being a bit rude by snapping w/o consent, but Malkin's reaction was way outta line.
DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!!!!
DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!!!
WHy does this sound familiar?
This woman on TDS is a complete moron. She on the damn Wall Street Journal editorial board.
No need to repeat yourself.
Michelle's husband/posting twin
olexicon,Sir Humpty
Jesse founded the Conservative Paper in high school and registered hotair.com...
but the public face as founder of hotair.com is Michelle. Posting twin? Or is Michelle just Jesse's marketing face?
Reagan shut them down in the 1980s because he didn't want to fund them properly. And that's where the homeless crisis came from, worst since the Great Depression.
Supreme court had a hand in that too, I believe. Not that I want to defend ronnie.
Anyway, Malkin sounds like a total nut.
Or is Michelle just Jesse's marketing face?
Tom - 大肚腩
transvestitism?
DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!!!
Lighten up Francis.
We're dealing with out and out nut cases. What happened to asylums?
Deinstitutionalization under Reagan.
Ask me all about it: the local state mental hospital is in my town.
What happened to asylums?
Reagan shut them down in the 1980s because he didn't want to fund them properly.
Actually I think this started in the seventies, as a reaction to people being put in asylums forever without any chance of moving forward. The gummint started community mental health agencies to provide outpatient care. People were supposed to get the least restrictive care they could live with.
I have no doubt, however, that Reagan started fucking up the new system as early as possible. Fuck a bunch of crazy people!
the local state mental hospital is in my town.
NYMary
the provincial mental hospital IS my Town
The husband of Michelle Malkin. A certifiable nutcase.
Virginia
ARGH! The bitch could BREED?
He tries five times to say, I'm talking about *profits* you idiot, not prices!
She would have eaten broken glass before even hinting that CEO's might take your money for no reason except that "they can."
Twilight Zone in the briefing room
Presented for your consideration: A bizarre and chilling fantasy in which Bush's Fox-y new press secretary suddenly tells the truth.
By Walter Shapiro
Question: How would the president assess his final 1,000 days in office?
Press Secretary: Like a prison sentence.
Question: Does the president support Senator Clinton's move to have the generals who are calling for Secretary Rumsfeld's ouster testify before the Senate Armed Services Committee?
Press Secretary: This administration rarely supports Hillary Clinton on anything, of course. But we would even let Laura and Barbara Bush testify before the Senate Armed Services Committee if it would convince Don Rumsfeld to quit. In case you haven't noticed, we are at an impasse here. One of President Bush's most admirable human qualities is his reluctance to fire anyone. One of Secretary Rumsfeld's least admirable qualities is his refusal to take a hint. I'll let all of you in the press room connect the dots.
Jesse founded the Conservative Paper in high school
Tom - 大肚腩
I meant college... grrrrrr... but Jesse acted like he hadn't matured beyond high school.
The bitch could BREED?
Plum P
she was bitching about "taking her kids out of school" during the great "i';m being oppressed by liberals because i did somethi ng hatefuL" last week
Ted aka Tom Anderson masterminded a massive asylum break...
TOnite, theres going to be a jail break.
Walter Neff,
You are a genius.
Off the rails
she was bitching about "taking her kids out of school" during the great "i';m being op
Good. Now she can stay home and homeschool them like a good wife and quit spewing hatred all over the place.
Question: How would the president assess his final 1,000 days in office?
Press Secretary: Like a prison sentence.
Bwhaahhahahha!
TOnite, theres going to be a jail break.
smalfish
or alternatively
Gonna make a jailbreak
all in the name of liberty
all in the anem of liberty
The gummint started community mental health agencies to provide outpatient care. People were supposed to get the least restrictive care they could live with.
Yep. They all ended up on the streets.
TOnite, theres going to be a jail break.
Somewhere in the town
Tonight there's going to be trouble
So don't you be around
Thin Lizzy
If the Malkin kids went to my kids' school, I'd encourage them to harrass the yahoos.
"Why is your mom such a hateful racist? Why can't your dad get published under his own name?"
Raygun dismantled all the social service and education programs he could. It was "dumb-down" and disenfranchise every fucking person in need that he could. Real Xian of him, the fuckwad.
Why didn't you kick his ass??!!!
They all ended up on the streets.
I correct myself: they all ended up on the streets or at small liberal arts colleges.
i feel...i feel....we may a a Fitz May Day, or a Fitzo Cinco de Mayo? I hope we won't have to wait until Fitzmother day!
Thin Lizzy
Love Thin LIzzy.
Not so much their early stuff. But later really rocked.
Some people don't like having their pictures taken by strangers, something wrong with that? For all he knew, you might have been some sort of Commie prevert and, considering that you were representing a campus publication, he might have been correct. Heyyy, wait a minute. You run this blog so he appears to have been prescient.
Vocabulaire!
If the Malkin kids went to my kids' school, I'd encourage them to harrass the yahoos.
No, I would'nt. You can pick your nose, and you can pick your freinds. But you can't pick your relatives noses.
I think somebody should call child protective services and have their child removed from their home. I'm serious as a heart attack about this.
Walter Neff,
You are a genius.
Can't be said often enough.
Yep. They all ended up on the streets.
NYMary
They did, but I don't think that was the intention. There is a world of variation between a humane, supportive, independent living environment, a completely restrictive psychiatric hospital, and living in an alley. Supportive living works great. It's just cheaper to warehouse people or ignore them entirely.
This woman on TDS is a complete moron. She on the damn Wall Street Journal editorial board. Every time Stewart asks "Why are oil co. profits skyrocketing when everyone else is having to chip in more?"
She answers, "Well of *course* prices are going to go up when oil prices go up."
He tries five times to say, I'm talking about *profits* you idiot, not prices!
Max Planck | 04.26.06 - 11:32 pm
Moron is too kind a word for that creature. Was there any grey matter under those long locks or was it just fertilizer for a blonde chia pet?
Plum P--I'm a fan of Fitzo De Mayo, myself. Complete with strong margaritas and endless nachos.
Fair enough, smalfish. Maybe I'd just waylay Jesse on parents night and ask him myself why he can't get published under his own name.
If the Malkin kids went to my kids' school, I'd encourage them to harrass the yahoos.
I'd totally encourage them to beat the living shit out of Malkin's kids. Every day, while screaming "your Mom's a fucking racist Flip!"
Real Xian of him, the fuckwad.
Sarah Deere
I thought I hated Reagan until W came along. I didn't have any idea how bad it could get.
Maybe I'd just waylay Jesse on parents night
And knock the shit out of them.
I think I asked this question before:
Is Bush too stupid to be President?
I think I remember asking it 4 yrs ago.
The gummint started community mental health agencies to provide outpatient care. People were supposed to get the least restrictive care they could live with.
Yep. They all ended up on the streets.
NYMary
the gummint talked about community based mental health care. talked about it a lot. didn't provide a dimes worth of funding for it. that's why they all ended up on the streets.
Was there any grey matter under those long locks or was it just fertilizer for a blonde chia pet?
Anonymous
Oh, she knew *exactly* what she was doing. Confuse, distract, avoid the truth at all costs.
I'd totally encourage them to beat the living shit out of Malkin's kids. Every day, while screaming "your Mom's a fucking racist Flip!"
NT'dizzle, Fucknizzle
Nope, leave the kids alone, at least until they are old enough to know better. Don;t hurt the kids, don;'t hurt the animals. Can't do it and still claim the fucking White Hat.
We do not choose our parents, we learn to play the hand we got dealt.
I didn't have any idea how bad it could get.
Virginia |
Bush has killed the reagan revolition
as the one strike he's got for him
however
Is Bush too stupid to be President?
I think I remember asking it 4 yrs ago.
1watt Hermit
Do you REALLY think the answer has changed in the last 5 years?
Love Thin LIzzy.
It's kind of funny. I just put that Thin Lizzy song on my mp3 player two days ago, after not having listening to it in a couple years. Synchronicity.
Complete with strong margaritas and endless nachos.
Sallyh
i tried to make chili tonite, simmered it as long as the hockey game, but somehow it ended up being closer to my spaghetti sauce than chili. Maybe i use to much diced tomatoes in it, should i used tomato purée instead?
HICA!
.
i am the decider.
Virginia,
I'm sure the policy was intended to be humane, but in the towns where folks were just released without any followup, it was a pretty alarming experience.
I'd totally encourage them to beat the living shit out of Malkin's kids. Every day, while screaming "your Mom's a fucking racist Flip!"
NT'dizzle, Fucknizzle
hope todd had his rabies shot.
the gummint talked about community based mental health care. talked about it a lot. didn't provide a dimes worth of funding for it. that's why they all ended up on the streets.
A few people have tried to run community funded half-way houses with associated businesses. Unfortunately there are not enough seats in these places.
Sallyh -- I think we should plan for a festive 2nd of June. Doesn't he like to go on a Friday?
No matter -- I'll celebrate any day of any month.
Nope, leave the kids alone, at least until they are old enough to know better. Don;t hurt the kids, don;'t hurt the animals. Can't do it and still claim the fucking White Hat.
I, uh...thought it was pretty obvious I was joking. I guess my sense of extreme doesn't work in a world where gallows humor is all too real...
Raygun dismantled all the social service and education programs he could. It was "dumb-down" and disenfranchise every fucking person in need that he could. Real Xian of him, the fuckwad.
Sarah Deere
Yes he did. but don't blame it all on ronnie. the very democratic congresses of the time didn't do squat to stop him.
once all the scandals of the 'mental hospitals' were off the front pages, there were very few politicians of either party that gave a shit anymore.
hope todd had his rabies shot.
Gulp!
Me too!
hope todd had his rabies shot.
I don't believe in vaccinations or germ theory.
smalfish - c'mon, I didn't bite...
I, uh...thought it was pretty obvious I was joking. I guess my sense of extreme doesn't work in a world where gallows humor is all too real...
NT'dizzle, Fucknizzle
We're in a world where King Leopold is taken at face value. 
i am the decider.
the decider
I am the decoder.
Plum P--no, no, diced tomatoes are what you want.
Our local community mental health is mostly run by Catholic Charities now. they do a reasonable job, and the folks are all appropriately credentialed, but they can't get birth control on their health insurance.
Well, I've got my mapquest stuff for the morrow. It looks like our rooms have wireless, so we'll be about. Nighty-night!
Curly!
you got your own Walterneff movie poster now and it's brilliant
i am the derider
the derider
smalfish - c'mon, I didn't bite...
No, you give good gumballs.
We're in a world where King Leopold is taken at face value.
Oh fuck, indeed. That guy's TOTALLY unhinged.
I hopehopehope I make it into Malkin's next book!
I, uh...thought it was pretty obvious I was joking. I guess my sense of extreme doesn't work in a world where gallows humor is all too real...
NT'dizzle, Fucknizzle
Tree.
Rope.
Kids.
I thought I hated Reagan until W came along. I didn't have any idea how bad it could get.
Virginia |
Virginia, yes. But I still hate Raygun. He made W possible.
i have decided.
Maybe i use to much diced tomatoes in it, should i used tomato purée instead?
Plum P
Did you simmer it covered or uncovered?
Simmer uncovered for awhile til some of the liquid evaporates...that should do it.
OMG... The republican critter on Colbert's show.
(((Jeffraham and Curly!!!)))
I could surely use a hug about now.
Plum P--no, no, diced tomatoes are what you want.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
And not too much. I think chili is best with just a tinge of tomato.
Jesse founded the Conservative Paper in high school
Tom - 大肚腩
I meant college... grrrrrr... but Jesse acted like he hadn't matured beyond high school.
No worrys. They've taken high school quality writting all the way to the Wall Street Journal editorial page.
Tree.
Rope.
Kids.
I hate the people who ruined everything for all of us cynics.
To blog experts:
I just noticed a big upswing in blog visitors (my brother's blog, too.) - any idea why that might be? Where would they be coming from? Seems odd.
Plum P--no, no, diced tomatoes are what you want.
Sallyh
so why didn't thicken then? Too much tomatoes?
reagan saved our homeland from the grenadians.
here would they be coming from? Seems odd.
WalterNeff
being brilliant helps
The scary part is, Gingry was serious.
I think I remember asking it 4 yrs ago.
1watt Hermit
Do you REALLY think the answer has changed in the last 5 years?
Tom - 大肚腩
I may revise that, I sent Jeff some money @ SmirkingChimp back in '00, bought some shirts too, & no is ain't changed any.
A few people have tried to run community funded half-way houses with associated businesses. Unfortunately there are not enough seats in these places.
Doug
And what all the bleeding heart liberals who passed this legislation refused to take into account -- despite being told repeatedly it was gonna be a problem -- was the whole NIMBY phenomenon.
What nice middle class neighborhood wants the looney tunes home on their street?
So most of the halfway houses -- what few there were funded -- ended up in the projects......really good supportive environment for the mentally fragile.
being brilliant helps
Not in my experience. No, wait...
reagan saved our homeland from the grenadians.
We blew 'em up over there, so they did'nt blow up over here.
The only problem I have about all of this, is that Jesse Malkin is such a pathetic little bitch and the fact that I could knock him out with one punch (and I am not a tough guy by any means) makes me wonder about this story.
Im sorry, but pathetic little pukes like Jesse Malikin dont scare me into not taking their picture, let alone kicking them in the face once they attack me.
This guy is about 90 Lbs soaking wet, and should intimidate NO ONE, Actually, I imagine Michelle kicks his ass nightly for not doing the dishes.
Personally, Id love to meet him in a dark alley.
peace and humptiness forever
Mr. Jeffraham --
We're going to be in the neighborhood the week of July 4. We'll be camping in east TN, then roaming around. Do you think anyone would be interested in a dinner Wednesday or Thursday?
null--I was happy Stewart didn't give he a pass.
She got smacked and didn't even notice.
being brilliant helps
Not in my experience. No, wait...
I wouldn't know.
so why didn't thicken then? Too much tomatoes?
Plum P
It doesn't thicken. Did you put in too much liquid?
I wouldn't know.
Momma always said, brilliance is what brilliance does.
peace and humptiness forever
olexicon
bonne nuit Olexicon, i'm going to bed too, à demain
sally - yeah, steven was simply brilliant today. My favorite line - "Thank you for restoring dignity to democratic process"
Momma always said, brilliance is what brilliance does.
Life is like a box of pixels...
So, what...is Jesse Malkin some big, tough bad-ass or something?
reagan saved our homeland from the grenadians.
by bombing the mental hospital.
Plum P: you got your own Walterneff movie poster now and it's brilliant
Isn't it, though?
Someone on a previous thread (which I was reading thoroughly, while waiting for Cadillac Man to turn in for the evening) mentioned WalterNeff being a Photoshop god, which I do not doubt. But I suspect he spends much of his time in Illustrator.
Oh, and... yes, there IS new Curly!
.
I, uh...thought it was pretty obvious I was joking. I guess my sense of extreme doesn't work in a world where gallows humor is all too real...
NT'dizzle, Fucknizzle
Oh, NTodd...please forgive me. I am a psychopathically LITERAL person. Mr Deere reminds me of this all the time when he's trying to pull my leg.
I knew better. You would not do such a thing. I was just on too-much-elitist-chardonnay-knee-jerk, is all.
Apologies!!!!!!!!
SD
Did you put in too much liquid?
emeril
no, just the tomatoes, but 2 cans of it to one can of beans, my proportions fucked i suppose
So, what...is Jesse Malkin some big, tough bad-ass or something?
Buzz Bomb
Picture postcard weenie is our Jessie.
Momma always said, brilliance is what brilliance does.
smalfish
I swear to god*, my mother used to say, "Smart is as smart does."
*not responsible if untrue, since I don't believe in dog.
The proper term is Psychotic.
You ran into a Psychotic person, namely one Jesse Malkin.
Malkin's 'space' around him was breached and he reacted like a wild animal would react when it's 'space' is breached: Freeze, Run away or Attack.
All animals have different behavior modes depending on the given situation.
In this case, Malkin was more unstable and leaned to attacking rather than fleeing or freezing in place not knowing what to do with you.
Only thing you did 'wrong' was that you weren't aware at the time that what you see in people's behavior depends a lot of the situation AND doesn't reflect the full range of their behavior.
Movie actors are a good example. What you see on the screen doesn't mean that's how the actor is in real life.
(The late actor Jimmy Stewart would be a rare exception. What you saw on the screen was Jimmy Stewart playing himself in different roles.)
Welcome to Earth...Fun Place, Yes/No?
Momma always said, brilliance is what brilliance does.
I'm lucky to not walk into the doorframe.
Is Bush too Stupid to be President?
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Whazzup? E-mail me, if'n it'll help.
.
Night, all.
Maybe Malkin thought that the Lib Avenger was Dick Cheney, and the camera was a shotgun, and Oberlin was a game ranch, and...
..umm, forget it.
Plum P:
did you see my post above? just simmer off some of the excess liquid. it'll be fine.
Oh, NTodd...please forgive me. I am a psychopathically LITERAL person. Mr Deere reminds me of this all the time when he's trying to pull my leg.
My daughter is constantly looking to her mother for assurance that I am not joking this time.
Sarah Deere - worry not, my dear.
And I still hope I make it into Malkin's next book. But I guess I'm not extreme enough...
I'm lucky to not walk into the doorframe.
We must be brothers!
My other car is having sex with a man.
I'm lucky to not walk into the doorframe.
Which is why your softball team does so well in league play?
And what all the bleeding heart liberals who passed this legislation refused to take into account -- despite being told repeatedly it was gonna be a problem -- was the whole NIMBY phenomenon.
There was a family I knew who were in the "pro-life" movement in Cincinnati.
They lived in a pretty nice subarb of that town. Someone proposed a half-way house somewhere near them. How do you think they reacted?
Do you REALLY think the answer has changed in the last 5 years?
It's quite possible that he's gotten even stupider during that time period.
Comparing him now with video from 2000 and earlier, there has been a noticable decline in his public speaking abilities. It wouldn't surprise me if we found out after his presidency that he either suffers from some sort of degenerative neurological disease, or he's been perpetually doped up on some sort of heavy medication.
My other car is having sex with a man.
My other car is having sex with a horse.
And I still hope I make it into Malkin's next book. But I guess I'm not extreme enough...
NT'dizzle, Fucknizzle
But you *are* a sexist. You can be sure you'll make it into Althouse's next book.
You and the lout.
did you see my post above? just simmer off some of the excess liquid. it'll be fine.
flory
that's a good idea! It's quite tasty actually, but just too liquid. Next time i'll go slow on the juicy tomatoes
I just printed out some of your kind comments and showed them to Phyllis.
HUZZAH!!!
all you so call ejucated lieberals say iraq is in bad situation
condi and remsfeld had good ol beef barbeque in middle of bagdad
so where is the so called bad news?
liers!!!
all you so call ejucated lieberals say iraq is in bad situation
condi and remsfeld had good ol beef barbeque in middle of bagdad
so where is the so called bad news?
liers!!!
I'm lucky to not walk into the doorframe.
I was hitchinhiking in Florida, one day, and had my thumb out, and when someone pulled over to give me a ride, I walked smack dab into a street sign.
Which is why your softball team does so well in league play?
What is this "league" of which you speak?
I heart NTodd.
There was a family I knew who were in the "pro-life" movement in Cincinnati.
They lived in a pretty nice subarb of that town. Someone proposed a half-way house somewhere near them. How do you think they reacted?
ABORT THEM ALL!
I'm lucky to not walk into the doorframe.
My favorite Coming Home Whacked and Getting Past the Parents Without Getting Busted story involves walking into a wall.
Someone proposed a half-way house somewhere near them. How do you think they reacted?
Doug
Same as all good conservaxtians -- NIMBY!!!!!!!
My daughter is constantly looking to her mother for assurance that I am not joking this time.
smalfish
smalfish, it's HARD WORK for those of us who are "this way".
Patriot Gilbert
You could get there. Keep working on it.
"Im sorry, but pathetic little pukes like Jesse Malikin dont scare me into not taking their picture, let alone kicking them in the face once they attack me."
Close your eyes and imagine Karl Rove in a physical altercation. It's like trying to think of him having sex, your head can't go there
You can be sure you'll make it into Althouse's next book.
This insolent bastard can surely dream. Foshizzle.
Now where's my goddamned eclair?
Virginia: We're going to be in the neighborhood the week of July 4. We'll be camping in east TN, then roaming around. Do you think anyone would be interested in a dinner Wednesday or Thursday?
Unless my situation gets worse, sure. I have my eye on the shopping cart that mysteriously ended up in the condo parking lot, but I have no where to store it for contingencies...
.
This is the guy Michelle is married to?
Does she suffer from battered wife syndrome?
I heart NTodd.
Easy there big fella.
Now where's my goddamned eclair?
NT'dizzle, Fucknizzle
Too late. Watertiger gone to bed.
Plum P
just use a little tomato paste. I remember when we used to be able to get it in a tube, like toothpaste. Worked great and you didn';t have to open an entire 6 oz can of the stuff. Though it does freeze okay.
Jeffraham--no, it's just that I've had a lot of sinus problems this spring, and Monsieur can't sleep...so I think I've been banished to the guest room.
that's a good idea! It's quite tasty actually, but just too liquid. Next time i'll go slow on the juicy tomatoes
Plum P
Draining them might help or cutting down on the extra water, if any.
Does she suffer from battered wife syndrome?
PoliShifter
I would suspect it's the other way 'round...
Someone proposed a half-way house somewhere near them. How do you think they reacted?
Doug
Same as all good conservaxtians -- NIMBY!!!!!!!
flory
We have a neighborhood that has a lot of problems with junkies, crackheads and generally rootless people stealing stuff. There was a halfway house proposed for the neighborhood, and they fought it like crazy. Wouldn't you rather have your local problematic people getting help? I would.
smalfish, it's HARD WORK for those of us who are "this way".
Lucky for my babe, she is developing a great sense of humor.
SHe has me beat, in that she can remember every joke she has ever heard.
SD:
You can still get tomato paste in a tube. Also anchovies. Try your local Trader Joes if you've got one. Or Whole Foods. Or any gourmet italian deli.
I walked smack dab into a street sign.
smalfish | 04.27.06 - 12:03 am | #
hope it was A1A.
---
why, when everyone knows that bush lied about WMD, the dems won't raise the issue?
Now where's my goddamned eclair?
I have chocolate chip cookies. Will those do?
NTodd, try a Napoleon. Not custardy like an eclair, but yummy just the same.
he's been perpetually doped up on some sort of heavy medication.
the halfway whitehouse
Jeffraham Prestonian
You and Curly will always have a home as long as I've got mine. And we'll be happy to spring for you if your resources are low. WTF am I borrowing all this money for if not to party? (Well, there is an educational aspect. I guess.)
We should see if Litz and Halfdan would be free
Wouldn't you rather have your local problematic people getting help? I would.
Virginia
Everybody wants the local problematic pippels to get help.
They just don't wanna pay any more taxes for it.
They want them to get help in somebody else's neighborhood.
so why didn't thicken then? Too much tomatoes?
Plum P
Oh come on peeps, to consentrate the flavors. why do you think it takes so long to cook?, tomatos are 90% water, slow simmering is how you cook them, ( Italy didn't have tomatoes until the late 1600's) Tomatoes are a new world product.
Worked great and you didn';t have to open an entire 6 oz can of the stuff. Though it does freeze okay.
Sarah Deere
i've got a tube imported from France, another good idea! Thanks all for saving my chili
why, when everyone knows that bush lied about WMD, the dems won't raise the issue?
Why do you keep asking the same stupid rhetorical questions?
I have a pint of B&J's vanilla ice cream. But I really want an eclair.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--no, it's just that I've had a lot of sinus problems this spring, and Monsieur can't sleep...so I think I've been banished to the guest room.
The generic Claritin-D from Sam's Club used to give me blessed relief, when I needed it.
As for sleeping alone, well... I'm the wrong guy to ask about that.
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it's just that I've had a lot of sinus problems this spring
Habernero peppers don't work?
hope it was A1A.
Close. It was near US 1 and 6th ave in Lake Worth.
Tomatoes are a new world product.
1watt Hermit
And a relative of the deadly nightshade!!!
Eeek!!!
why, when everyone knows that bush lied about WMD
Why, when everyone knows that you are a concern troll, do you keep coming here occasionally with your bullshit?
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I have a pint of B&J's vanilla ice cream. But I really want an eclair.
NT'dizzle, Fucknizzle
Get on the bike. Ride to Manhattan. Knock on WT's door.
Get knocked on your ass for waking her up.
The Dolphin Lady is shrill
Find Osama--it is a scandal that the man who started the new era is still free, still taunting the West, still inspiring those who see the world as he does. It was a mistake to think finding him was not as important as a wider war on terror. Finding him is key. It is almost five years since he did what he did. Get him, try him, kill him.
Well Tony Blair had a VERY bad day today
(from the Guardian)
Triple whammy Wednesday
· Clarke: Forced to apologise to MPs amid calls for him to quit over foreign criminals fiasco
· Hewitt: Forced to abandon televised speech to nurses after sustained hostility from the floor
· Prescott: Forced to issue public apology over affair with civil servant. Then went to ground
Labour's authority as a government was severely shaken yesterday when two of the prime minister's closest allies faced calls for their resignation, and the deputy prime minister, John Prescott, went to ground after admitting an affair with his diary secretary.
The Tories and Liberal Democrats demanded that the home secretary, Charles Clarke, should quit over the chaotic release from prison of 1,000 foreign criminals. And Patricia Hewitt, the health secretary, was repeatedly booed, barracked and slow-handclapped during her address to the Royal College of Nursing in which delegates shouted for her to go too. In the end, she was forced to abandon her televised speech because of repeated disruptions from the floor.
http://politics.guardian.co.uk/
l...1762228,00.html
Get knocked on your ass for waking her up.
flory
Get a pastry that makes it all worthwhile.
Momma always said not to let your babies grow up and marry Malkins...
Momma always said not to be a Malkin
Get on the bike. Ride to Manhattan. Knock on WT's door.
Get knocked on your ass for waking her up.
Oh man, that's SO HOT!
But I'm also drunk. Don't think I'll make it more than out to the Day Ranch...
Speaking of Brits...anybody seen Moon lately?
Get a pastry that makes it all worthwhile.
NTodd wants pasties?
flory: Speaking of Brits...anybody seen Moon lately?
She was here WAY early in the morning... like, 21 hours ago.
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In the end, she was forced to abandon her televised speech because of repeated disruptions from the floor.
http://politics.guardian.co.uk/ l...1762228,00.html
Plum P
this makes me long for a parliamentary system here......
Our politicians could NOT handle the stress of being called on their shit.
Don't think I'll make it more than out to the Day Ranch...
NT'dizzle, Fucknizzle
that's what happens when you take four days off.....
Speaking of Brits...anybody seen Moon lately?
Prolly busy reading Challenge...
thanks JP.
Guess she's on the early shift these days.....
Speaking of Brits...anybody seen Moon lately?
she was here last night, not to worry
that's what happens when you take four days off.....
Oh dog. DOn't remind me. My doctor has been torturing me in rehab. I am so fucking sore. And I get to look forward to going tomorrow!
that's what happens when you take four days off.....
Oh dog. DOn't remind me. My doctor has been torturing me in rehab. I am so fucking sore. And I get to look forward to going tomorrow!
But I'm also drunk. Don't think I'll make it more than out to the Day Ranch...
NT'dizzle, Fucknizzle
that's the limitation of bicycles, eh??
well, and alcohol, of course. Not that I'd know anything about that.....
that's what happens when you take four days off.....
5 now. And shit, dunno if I'll be able to get in the saddle tomorrow or Friday with some of the appts I have (including a mtg with the transplant surgeon Thurs). Oy.
Prolly busy reading Challenge...
NT'dizzle, Fucknizzle
Now, now.
Just cause you're not a writer....
Bush didn't lie about iraq nuclier guns
Sadum gave it the darn iyran
dammy lieberals
My doctor has been torturing me in rehab. I am so fucking sore. And I get to look forward to going tomorrow!
You should tell your doctor to fuck off and die. PT is all BULLSHIT!
And a relative of the deadly nightshade!!!
Don't their berries look tasty?
http://static.flickr.com/21/
3112..._3624615643.jpg
Just cause you're not a writer....
[SOB!!!]
I'm Number Four!
Greenwald's Number One.
What a week.
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Transplant surgeon? Is this a get acquainted kinda thing? Or are things proceeding apace?
Dammit. Ntodd made me want B&J, so I went looking. Evidently my guests last weekend ate all the ice cream.
Guests suck.
Don't their berries look tasty?
Yum. Fried green nightshades.
SD:
You can still get tomato paste in a tube. Also anchovies. Try your local Trader Joes if you've got one. Or Whole Foods. Or any gourmet italian deli.
flory
Oh loverly news!!! Frabjous!!! I have so missed the tom paste in a tube - and, yes, I had the one w/anchovies, as well. If TJs has them, I am one happy girl.
Thanks!!!
Transplant surgeon? Is this a get acquainted kinda thing? Or are things proceeding apace?
Mostly a get acquainted thing. Mom's kidney function dropped to the point where she can officially be placed on the cadaver list, but she's "stable" so they want to push off surgery for a while. At least until she recovers from knee replacement in May. Whee!
Yum. Fried green nightshades.
flory |
OK, all you batty moonbats...I'm a gonna go read for awhile and then go nightynight.
But I won't say goodnight.
Take THAT kossacks!!!!!!
But I won't say goodnight.
Beyotch!
NTodd:
She's not on dialysis is she?
Why do the mental cases seem to vote overwhelmingly for the jack-booted nazi thugs of the GOP?
Oh. Wait. Nevermind.
NTodd, being considerably older than you, I have been through the parents getting older/body-breaking-down thing. It's tough. Best wishes to you.
this makes me long for a parliamentary system here......
Our politicians could NOT handle the stress of being called on their shit.
Sarah Deere
Word. Absolutely. Time for a new government, this one's too corruptable.
Beyotch!
NT'dizzle, Fucknizzle
May all your eclairs curdle.
PT is all BULLSHIT
More PT drill Seargent!
More PT.
We like it! We love it!
We want more of it!
She's not on dialysis is she?
Nope, thankfully. She won't play that.
More PT drill Seargent!
Thank you, Sir! May I have another?
Guests suck.
Virginia
The good ones do, especially if you get them a little likkered up.
Nope, thankfully. She won't play that.
NT'dizzle, Fucknizzle
That's good. She'd have to start a blog to pass the time.
Now I'm going...really.
Gilbert is Merkin with a lobotomy.
Here, for the first time, the lyrics to Neil Young’s “Let’s Impeach the President”:
Let’s impeach the president for lying
And leading our country into war
Abusing all the power that we gave him
And shipping all our money out the door
He’s the man who hired all the criminals
The White House shadows who hide behind closed doors
And bend the facts to fit with their new stories
Of why we have to send our men to war
Haloscan doesn't let me post the rest
see
http://www.foxnews.com/story/
0,2...,193259,00.html
Monsieur claims PT is medieval torture in modern day guise.
Gilbert is Merkin with a lobotomy.
Cliche', I know.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than have a frontal lobotomy.
Let’s impeach the president for spying
On citizens inside their own homes
Breaking every law in the country
By tapping our computers and telephones
What if Al Qaeda blew up the levees
Would New Orleans have been safer that way
Sheltered by our government’s protection
Or was someone just not home that day?
Monsieur claims PT is medieval torture in modern day guise.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Well, that would explain a few things!
Let’s impeach the president
For hijacking our religion and using it to get elected
Dividing our country into colors
And still leaving black people neglected
Thank god he’s racking down on steroids
Since he sold his old baseball team
There’s lot of people looking at big trouble
But of course the president is clean
Thank God
when I was 8 yrs old, my family lived in Paris, and I was sent to summer camp in Switzerland. When I came home, my folks met me at the train accompanied by four other people - Brits - who had come to our apt looking for some other people who had lived there before we did. My folks invited them in, and they had been partying for days, and, deliciously drunk, had all come down to meet me as I returned home.
Now, I suspect they would all have been turned in to the CSD. Then, it was all one great hoot.
Hey, I found a pix of me and my brother in my disk clean-up.
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What happened to asylums?
Reagan shut them down in the 1980s because he didn't want to fund them properly. And that's where the homeless crisis came from, worst since the Great Depression.
puppethead
Yes, and Reagan knew all the nuts would vote Republican.
18 rich families pay for campaign to kill estate taxes
http://www.cleveland.com/news/pl...9270.xml&
coll=2
Washington -- Eighteen of America's wealthiest families, including the Timkens of Canton, are bankrolling efforts to permanently repeal estate taxes that would save their families a total of $71.6 billion, according to a report released Tuesday by public interest groups.
Groups funded by the super-rich have engaged in a deceptive campaign to convince the public that estate taxes cause widespread problems for small businesses and family farms when they actually affect about one in 370 estates, said the report released by Public Citizen and Boston-based United for a Fair Economy...
The groups that released the report called it a "myth" that estate taxes force families to sell farms and businesses. They said the taxes raise revenue from those most able to pay, prompt the rich to give to charity and deter concentrations of wealth.
They said families including those that founded Wal-Mart, Gallo wineries, Nordstrom's department stores, Wegman's grocery stores, the Mars candy company, Cox media chain and Campbell Soup Co. joined the Timkens in bankrolling an effort the groups' report called "one of the biggest con jobs in recent history."
Finding him is key. It is almost five years since he did what he did. Get him, try him, kill him.
You can almost hear the vibrator buzzing...
Jeffraham--you're way cuter.
I went to Oberlin but long before the likes of Jesse were founding neo-con student rags with grants from Bill Bennett and the like. This scene is so vivid to me; what a creep.
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18 rich families pay for campaign to kill estate taxes
Heinous crimes are so passe' these days.
Hey, I found a pix of me and my brother in my disk clean-up.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
exact same eyes!
and put some sunscreen on next time will ya?
now i'm really goind to bed, salut
18 rich families pay for campaign to kill estate taxes
And 150,000,000 families suffer under high fuel prices...
Sallyh: Jeffraham--you're way cuter.
In my brother's defense, I have to mention:
1.) He's 12 years older, and;
2.) He's been married five times to my zero.
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"I'm Number Four!"
Jeffraham,
Congratulations! You have a great tongue-in-cheek style that I enjoy.
John Prescott going to ground?! That'd be like the giant coming down with the beanstalk.
"Hey, I found a pix of me and my brother in my disk clean-up."
Jeffraham,
You look great in a beard (not everyone does). Is this the brother that went to Vietnam when you were just 7 years old?
I don't know if everyone's jumped ship or if there's a thread I can't see, but I'm going to bed.
'night, one and all.
Sandy-LA 90034: You look great in a beard (not everyone does). Is this the brother that went to Vietnam when you were just 7 years old?
He joined the Army Nat'l Guard when I was six, and never went to Vietnam -- just to Georgia and Florida. But a kid doesn't make those distinctions, especially after seeing reporting on Kent State.
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Well, I've been trying to figure out how to enable backlinks on my blog - but apparently you need a doctorate that I don't have. I give up.
"He joined the Army Nat'l Guard when I was six, and never went to Vietnam -- just to Georgia and Florida."
Jeffraham,
You're right, kids don't have the ability to see the big picture and put things like this in perspective!
WalterNeff,
Is it just me, or have you been prolific on your intriguing blog posts?
I been thinking of starting a web site for my business to be able to write off my internet cable bill. Any thoughts?
Hate to go back on topic, but I've always found this story about Mr. Malkin very strange... just what was it about being photographed in a secluded setting with another man that freaked him out so? And let's not forget the fact that his, shall we say, companion was also the college treasurer... any ideas? Anyone?? Anyone at all???
Dave,
Hmmmm...you do put this in another light, don't you?
I think everyone's made a dash to the nearest 711 for snacks. It's still early on the West Coast. Anyone lurking out there?
You don't have to post anything earthshaking, just say "hello."
Sandy-LA 90034 -- I'm-a still here.
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Thanks, Jeff, I was beginning to think I was talking to myself.
Hot time in Parliament. Blair runs out as the row over Clarke explodes into pandemonium. Shades of Francis Urquhart.
By the way, Jeff, since there's probably no one else out there to laugh at me, could you please explain how to use the tags to create italics, bold, etc. I've tried to do it, but then sometimes the whole comments gets italicized and I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong.
Sandy-LA 90034:
I am on a one-a-day post schedule as is my evil brother who is presently playing strip Yahtzee with EvenKeel.
I lettered in that.
Sandy-LA 90034: Thanks, Jeff, I was beginning to think I was talking to myself.
Something is a bit hosey in Atriosland, tonight... no new post here, or on the archive page, but this is way too early to see traffic die off naturally. I suspect a large portion of the audience is cut off from the site, entirely, at present.
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Phyllis says everything is "just me".
Hot time in Parliament.
Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city
All around, people looking half dead
Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head
i am oberlin class of '87, and i never encountered such a prick. how sad for my alma mater....
I suspect a large portion of the audience is cut off from the site, entirely, at present.
I blame Tom Anderson and Tena.
...you do put this in another light, don't you?
Maybe it's just me, but the light was glaring right in my eyes the first time I read that...
Gosh, I haven't played Yahtzee (never mind strip-Yahtzee) for many years. I used to visit friends and we'd sit around smoking, drinking coffee (no booze in those days of my youth) and playing Yahtzee. Laughing our heads off. It is a great memory.
Hey, Walt, I love your posters, but that evil brother of yours sure has a way with books!
italics: < i > (without spaces) to start and < / i > to close.
They said families including those that founded Wal-Mart, Gallo wineries, Nordstrom's department stores, Wegman's grocery stores, the Mars candy company, Cox media chain and Campbell Soup Co. joined the Timkens in bankrolling an effort the groups' report called "one of the biggest con jobs in recent history."
Richard
you gotta admire these people. They fucking want it ALL, and they will spare little to get it.
Jesus jesus jesus I fucking hate these fucking people.
I wish them reasons to learn humility.
SD
I wonder what could create problems for some people to post here and not others?
Sandy-LA 90034: By the way, Jeff, since there's probably no one else out there to laugh at me, could you please explain how to use the tags to create italics, bold, etc. I've tried to do it, but then sometimes the whole comments gets italicized and I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong.
Sure!
This would be italics.
This would be bold
This would be a link to Google
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"< / i > to close."
nsr: I think that's what that problem was! thanks.
Shit! My HTML tutorial worked great in preview, than got fucked up wehn I posted it. Sorry, Sandy. 
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NT'dizzle: I blame Tom Anderson and Tena.
Oh, especially Tena! She took the blue pill!
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The owls are not what they seem...
Yes! NOW, we DO have turtles!
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Jeff:
This would be italics.
This would be bold
figured out the first two, but can't quite get this one:
This would be a link to Google
Shit! My HTML tutorial worked great in preview, than got fucked up wehn I posted it. Sorry, Sandy.
No problem, Jeff. As you can see, between a couple of you, I've managed a couple of the tags (FINALLY).
Hi Sandy. We've all moved to the next thread. I've leave a note up there describing how to do links.
Hi Sandy. We've all moved to the next thread. I've leave a note up there describing how to do links.
Cecil Rhodes must be turning in his grave. So, too, Waverly Brown, Edward O'Grady, and Peter Paige. What to do? While the Rhodes trustees lavish money on the red-diaper baby Boudin, there is a tiny fund to honor the officers who died in the brutal crime involving Boudin's parents. The O'Grady Brown Memorial Scholarship Fund helps deserving Rockland County, N.Y., students pursuing careers of public service in law enforcement. Checks can be made payable to: O'Grady-Brown Memorial Scholarship Fund, Inc., P.O. Box 1024, Nyack, NY 10960.
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Shes another Milners Kindergarten Wacko of the Rhodes Variety of Ass Kissing Self Serving Creeps.
New York this week to roll out a new blog consortium, one of the blogosphere's leading lights, Michelle Malkin, sums up their craft in one word: "liberating."
Mrs. Malkin, who describes herself as Philadelphia-born and New Jersey raised, met her husband, a Rhodes scholar and health economist turned stay-at-home dad, in college
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A little ironic that Michelle Malkin too a stab at Kerry, considering her husband was a Rhodes Scholar. So can we expect Mr. Malkin to be reimbursing the Rhodes Trust with proceeds from Michelle's latest book?
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Hypocrite Pundit. Typical.
Why is this posted now? I read the original, from November of 2005, months ago.
Let's sexually torture, rape, murder and dismember the Malkin family.
The Aluminum Sombrero | 04.27.06 - 8:16 am | #
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You have just sentenced yourself to the type of fate you just discribed, you piece of monkey shit fucking asshole.
Anonymous rodents always have a way of dropping their lil pellet turds. That defines the Left.
This is the type of discourse those on the left engage in. Communists, "liberals"? Really? Where is the diversity of thought? The "tolerance" they attempt to preach every day. Liars.
Bunch of fracking cowards, most are not worth a comment, but I think of them as dogshit on my shoe, stinky and a nuisance, not much more. You can't think of anything better to say than this about a woman? An American woman? Peace protesters my ass, you are cowards plain and simple. Don’t get mad just because a classy girl like Michelle would not touch your nasty ass with a ten foot pole, GET OVER YOURSELF COWARDS!
Question regarding this comment:
"i feel...i feel....we may a a Fitz May Day, or a Fitzo Cinco de Mayo? I hope we won't have to wait until Fitzmother day!"
I don't get what this means. Last time I checked, my Irish ancestors did not come here by way of Mexico, illegally.
Human intelligence has its limits; stupidity has no boundries
You all should be ashamed of your lack of morality. You disgust me. Talking about this woman, her husband, and her children?! You don't have to agree with her, but you could at least respect her opinion as an American. How old are you people???!!! May God have mercy on your souls.
It is people like the left wing lunatics who perpetrate that people can say anything and get away with it.
Holy Crap!
That "rape torture kill" comments been up for almost a year. I'm surprised nobodies taken it down, on my blog I go though the comments every so often just to make sure there's nothing like this is sitting there. I'll leave the threat against me, but leaving up threats against others just isn't cool.
Take a look at these photos of the Tokyo MidTown project. The latest hot spot in Tokyo.
http://chrisphelan.blogs.com/pho...town/
index.html
Mmm hmm...liberals are here.
Can smell the shit they talk from here.
None of them have the guts to do anything about it though...scared, weak, little dick, white liberal men LOL.
That comment was just brought to my attention, and I'm going to delete it as soon as I finish writing this. I've never seen it, or someone named "the aluminum sombrero," previously. I get about 6000 comments per day and can't possibly read them all.
The comment from "The Aluminum Sombrero", which is calling for committing crimes (quite horrible crimes which should be punished by death) is still there. And today is... February 6th 2008. 4 months have passed... Oh well.
And please, Mr Rob Taylor, don't call them liberals. They are not liberals. They are fascists, extremists who are supporting criminal actions (as that sombrero guy proves).
At least... it's still in the quote. So...
Mmm hmm...liberals are here.胭脂 微笑 朱顏 None of them have the guts to do anything about it though...scared, weak, little dick, white liberal men LOL.
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