I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Joementum!
dear Joe, go away
CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!
what a bizarre opening .
-watertiger
the atriettes are taking over Eschaton! OUI!
JOEPEACHMENT!!!
Isn't it sad--the day Joe's Senate career came crashing down around him, and all people were talking about was what an incompetent website administrator he had.
totally OT but funny:
Well, it sounded like a good idea
Maybe actor Mel Gibson was unloading some of his thoughts about California politics because -- remember the rumor? -- he was considering running for office himself one day. Or maybe he just really bonded with state Sen. Tom McClintock, the Republican candidate for lieutenant governor.
But one thing's clear: the unusually gushy, three-page, single-spaced fundraising letter sent out by the star of "Braveheart," and "Passion of the Christ" to help raise campaign cash for McClintock's effort won't help much now: it could even be a "Lethal Weapon" for the GOP candidate because Gibson, arrested for DUI, is tabloid fodder for making a rash of anti-Semitic comments.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/bl...4&
entry_id=7800
Sorry, I outed myself, "SCLM" was me. I confess.
Dear Joe, bite me!
Well, I love Athenae, but Joe has been an asshole of a senator since he was supported by WF Buckley and other conservative fucks to get rid of a real liberal CT senator.
"the atriettes are taking over Eschaton! OUI!"
A welcome turn of events!
Oh, Echidne, you rock. As usual, Athenae's post is substantive and well-writen and mine is snark.
What's up with Tucker Carlson?
Joememorium!
Another day, another bike ride:
Bush likes people around while he rides, and indeed in addition to the other riders were several off-road, gas-powered all-terrain vehicles filled with Secret Service agents.
Get behind one of those vehicles, as I once did, and you suck in a mix of prairie dust and gasoline fumes, as well as suffering the indignity of having been dropped behind the group.
Bush keeps his eyes on the road, and one of his rules is that he generally does not want anyone to ride in front of him in order to enjoy at least the sense of solitude.
"The reason why is, is that when I'm riding and seeing straight ahead with my I-Pod plugged in I feel like I'm alone," he said.
Awright. I'm going for the celebratory beer.
brb
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WORK THE PROBLEM, PEOPLE
"Lieberman's internet consultant Dan Geary, who oversees Joe2006.com, says he's still sure that their site suffered a "malicious attack." But when pressed, he said that they weren't sure that it was a "Denial of Service" attack, as he'd said earlier. He didn't have any more information about the nature of the supposed attack. "I've spent 99% of my time speaking [to reporters] about the story," he said."
Instead of, you know, fixing the problem.
...gyah! ...damned tags!
Bush keeps his eyes on the road, and one of his rules is that he generally does not want anyone to ride in front of him in order to enjoy at least the sense of solitude.
that's not why.
Athenae is going to be sued by Joe for fraud. She stated that the non-performing hamsters she sold to the Liberman folks could sufficiently power a Senate website, all the while knowing that the lil critters suffered from various ailments including arthritis, broken knees, and just plain old age.
From Athenae. And another one from Hecate.
This is an open thread.--Duncan Black
Great post, Duncan!
I'll be back after my pesto spaghetti
Moonbootica: Congratulations on your countries series win.
AAAGH - what time do the polls close?
It just occured to me - regardless of how the vote goes, we will always have this to thank Lamont for:
Thanks to this primary, we will never again have to suffer through a Lieberman presidential campaign.
That, in and of itself, has inestimable value.
This is an open thread.--Duncan Black
Damn -- you beat me to it.
I, for one, welcome our succulent morsels of overlordettes.
null pointer thank you 
From Athenae.
Don't try to lure Joe back into the fold with false promises.
Way to perpetuate the stereotype of the penny-pinching Jew, Joe.
US$15.00 a month for hosting.
I pay more for that for my gis.net basic account, NewsGuy basic for USENET and Verizon for DSL.
Joe, you're a Senator, you pull down well over 100 large a year. ONE speaking engagement would net you enough for a dedicated server with a shitload of bandwidth.
Fifteen bucks a month. Joe, you are too fucking STUPID to be a Senator.
that's not why.
I know. Bush wants his riders to enjoy "a little slice of heaven (if y'know what I mean)."
Wow. What could i add to these?
"Before angry goddesses, the gods go putter in the garage workshop until it's safe to return" - AEschylus the Lesser.
However, i have to leave networld now and go back to the family. However, no matter what happens today in Connecticut, for a few, shining hours, the string-pullers and logrollers, the kingmakers and smokey-backroom-masters sensed democracy stirring...........
and they knew fear.
-
If spork arrives:
That was fabulous!
And my hat's off to the three goddesses in question here: Echidne, Athenae, and Hecate!
A "Dear Joe" Letter -- Duncan Black, 8/8/06
Gotcha!
.
(Dammit, put it in the wrong thread.)
Weeelll...
we're gonna try to live blog the election tonight during Drinking Liberally so I might see yinz before too long.
If all goes well, that is.
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"Thanks to this primary, we will never again have to suffer through a Lieberman presidential campaign.'
kidding? they were floating that if he lost the primary he might run for potus in 2008, and i believe it. it would give him one hell of a platform to bash dems, which is what he does best.
Bloggers stole my website!
A dingo ate my baby!
I love the webmistress Atriettes, but yet am bitter in my own thwarted desire for a link.
huzzah to Monty Panesar
Mudhsuden Singh Panesar (born April 25, 1982 in Luton, Bedfordshire), known as Monty Panesar and nicknamed The Montster, is an English cricketer. An attacking left-arm spinner with a classical action, Panesar plays Test cricket for England and county cricket for Northamptonshire. Born to Punjabi parents, he is the first Sikh to represent England in cricket. Monty sports a trademark black patka (a smaller version of the full Sikh turban) while playing and practicing cricket. Monty played a lot of cricket during his time at Bedford Modern School.
So very nice to hear the women speak for a change, if only in writing. Now I want this trio on my teebee.
That was fabulous!
Brock is great in it, too.
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"TPM Update: The Lamont campaign is now hosting a Google-cached version of the joe2006.com site."
Seriously, who do you want defending America?
This type of dirty politics has been a staple of the Lamont campaign from the beginning, from the nonstop personal attacks to the intimidation tactics and offensive displays to these coordinated efforts to disable our Web site
What intimidation tactics?
I love David Brock. Keeps a great, straight face in that video.
So when do we see the results of exit polls?
Gotta go, but don't forget that Holy Joe is a selfish prick and a sanctimonious asshole!
It just occured to me - regardless of how the vote goes, we will always have this to thank Lamont for:
Thanks to this primary, we will never again have to suffer through a Lieberman presidential campaign.
That, in and of itself, has inestimable value.
Jennifer |
Sometimes life is good.
The rest of the time it is simply freakin' awesome.
" the atriettes are taking over Eschaton!"
Watch out for ChiDyke, though. She's been getting her whole BDSM thing on.
Although, I swear that practically all the GOP leadership would just LOVE to be worked over by a butch black liberal dyke.
Here's a letter from 4lg:
Dear Joe,
Anyone who is so stupid that they still believe attacking Iraq was a good idea (just bad execution) is not qualified to serve in the senate.
More importantly, you are part of the problem, which means you cannot be part of the solution.
So just go the fuck away.
Love,
4lg
"What intimidation tactics?
watertiger "
Suggesting that voters cast their ballots for Ned Lamont. Thuggery incarnate. It may be that many voters would not have voted for Ned Lamont if people affiliated with the Lamont campaign had not encouraged them to do so.
Talk about your election-tampering dirty tricks.
I love the webmistress Atriettes, but yet am bitter in my own thwarted desire for a link.
rorschach | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 6:38 pm | #
Well, suppose you get one? You'll just want another, and another.
Cessation of desire is cessation of suffering. I read that on a pack of matches just the other day.
So when do we see the results of exit polls?
null pointer
I don't think anyone dares to quote exit polls these days...
In Grand Rapids, we voted on our first electronic scan machines today. I was No. 13 at the polls this morning. (That isn't good, is it?)
Oh, wait, a dingo really did eat that lady's baby. My bad.
Oh, and fuck Dirty Joe!
"TPM Update: The Lamont campaign is now hosting a Google-cached version of the joe2006.com site."
I went to Lamont's site when I heard that I didn't see it. I still don't.
they were floating that if he lost the primary he might run for potus in 2008, and i believe it. it would give him one hell of a platform to bash dems, which is what he does best.
ahem.
ABC just ran a segment on Lamont/Lieberman and under a picture of Lamont they put a caption labelling him as a Rebpublican.
Who runs these fucking shows? A bunch of monkeys sucking down pixie stix?
Okay, really going now.
Be back in a few. Or not.
.
Dear Four Legs Good,
I love you.
Love,
Dear Joe,
Get Out!
Sincerely,
Monica
" the atriettes are taking over Eschaton!"
High time, IMO.
Still obsessing about the website?
We are waaaayyyy over this folks, for the moment. There is some far more interesting news about to break. Without giving it away, let me just say that a 20-something white male with two white females driving a black Honda Civic with a Lamont bumpersticker plainly visible on the back bumper did a burnout in the parking lot of the campaign headquarters a bit over an hour ago.
For a while we stood around scratching our heads trying to figure out what had happened. Did the dude urinate on the side of the building? Was there some dog poop thrown on the sidewalk? Nope.
We discovered that these pathetic little thieves had managed to sneak into the building, found the walk-in refrigerator, and took two boxes of tiger shrimp and a gallon container of cocktail sauce!!!!
Here's the interesting part: the only people besides myself and a handful of campaign workers who knew about the tiger shrimp were YOU FOLKS. So we can chalk this stunt up to the same bombthrowers who killed the website. So what's next, Eschertonions? Are you going to inject the shrimps with LSD and return them when we aren't looking?
I wouldn't come near this place now if I were you. It's starting to crawl with Feds. I hear Joe in the background so I've got to run but this isn't the last you're going to hear from me, I can assure you of that.
It says in this Reuters article on Fighting Joe Mental, that he claims to be a "reliable opponent of Bush's domestic agenda."
Wouldn't that require, you know, actual opposition and shit?
I was going to write a letter to Joe, but now that everyone else has, it seem so, last hour now.
My only beef with Athena's well written love letter is this:
"That all could have been yours.
That could have been yours if you had stood up to the president when he dragged us into a war with no cause and no solution."
It was the other way around. Lieberman is a neocon who helped drag bush into the illegal invasion. Hopefully that point will be made IF he runs as indy. (my bet is clinton, boxer, etc. will gently tell him to take a hike)
What intimidation tactics?
Hey, I heard on Hardball earlier from some goofball from the Lieberman camp that voters are being intimidated.
What a bunch of fucking bullshit.
I love you.
Love,
Vicki, Who ? Al Gore | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 6:42 pm | #
Does this mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?
So when do we see the results of exit polls?
null pointer
NO EXITS.
http://mysterypollster.typepad.com/
Moonbootica - one interesting fact - both the bollowers who took wickets were of Pakistani and Indian descent. What a great way to burry the "Tebbit Test"!
I found it. It's in the link titled, "Well."
Dear Four Legs Good,
I love you.
Woo hoo!!
Maxx and I love you too.
I hear Joe in the background
"Mumpf...slobber...slorpf....slurp."
OT: Tags record epic bird migration
The annual 40,000-mile trip by a species of sea bird around the Pacific Ocean is the longest migration recorded by electronic tracking, scientists say.
The sooty shearwaters' journey took them from breeding colonies in New Zealand to winter feeding sites in Japan, Alaska or California.
Their migration path covered the whole of the Pacific region, taking about 200 days to complete, researchers found.
The study appears in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
Who runs these fucking shows? A bunch of monkeys sucking down pixie stix?
They fired the monkeys. They tried to unionize.
.
Hey, I heard on Hardball earlier from some goofball from the Lieberman camp that voters are being intimidated.
From Lamont? He's like that really likeable English teacher from high school. I don't see him as the great intimadator. On the other hand, Atrios is a great, big, bullying...
Does this mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?
Phila
::giggles::
Don't scratch it!
just got home, what has the millionaire pundit tweety had to say about the lamont race. anymore hissyfitting about the website or has that been debunked.
"I've spent 99% of my time speaking [to reporters] about the story," he said."
Instead of, you know, fixing the problem.
Attack Dog of Truth
"A solution is not an option!!"
- Milton Kranz, Lieberman IT consultant (idiot 2nd cousin of Gene)
ABC just ran a segment on Lamont/Lieberman and under a picture of Lamont they put a caption labelling him as a Rebpublican.
Who runs these fucking shows?
A bunch of dicks.
MY INTERNET WAS OUT FOR AN HOUR!!!!!! I SWERA IT WAS PRO LAMOPNT BLOOGERS WHO DID IT!!!!!!
ALERT THE MEDIA!!!!!!!!
Cessation of desire is cessation of suffering. I read that on a pack of matches just the other day.
Phila | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 6:41 pm | #
All praise to the flaming Buddha!
Hey Phila, there's something for you at my homepage.
On the other hand, Atrios is a great, big, bullying...
Especially when he's out on the street, showing some leg.
Lieberman Camp Blames Foes for Web Site Crash
By PATRICK HEALY and JENNIFER MEDINA 5 minutes ago
Senator Joseph I. Lieberman's campaign accused its opponents of suppressing Connecticut voter turnout today in the Democratic primary race for U.S. Senate.
Did Joe skate over to the officials and show them his shoelaces yet?
I went to Lamont's site when I heard that I didn't see it. I still don't.
Virginia
Do you know why I hate trolls?
Because they are, by and large, fucking morons.
http://nedlamont.com/blog/1000/well
Don't make do this again.
null pointer indeed.
in fact in areas like Yorkshire and Lancashire there are many young cricket players of Pakistani descent who are just waiting to be discovered.
a huge pool you could say of young talent.
Hey, I heard on Hardball earlier from some goofball from the Lieberman camp that voters are being intimidated.
Is that the guy that was shouting down the Lamont supporter while all up in his face?
Because he was real intimidating. I was expecting a fight to break out right there.
Lieberman Camp Blames Foes for Web Site Crash
By PATRICK HEALY and JENNIFER MEDINA 5 minutes ago
Senator Joseph I. Lieberman's campaign accused its opponents of suppressing Connecticut voter turnout today in the Democratic primary race for U.S. Senate.
glen
"Martha!! The Lieberman website is down... how are ever going to go vote now?!?!?"
Did Joe skate over to the officials and show them his shoelaces yet?
It'll only work if he starts to cry. Cry for me, Joe. Let me see those crocodile tears, you big baby!
whoever is doing the "Lieberman Supporter" troll, your schtick is getting funnier as the day goes on.
Simels quality snark.
As long as you get that all these "accidents" happening the same way is not accident...
Lieberman Supporter
Hey, that's pretty funny!
On the other hand, Atrios is a great, big, bullying...
Especially when he's out on the street, showing some leg.
watertiger | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 6:45 pm | #
Sweaty, lunky leg.
As long as you get that all these "accidents" happening the same way is not accident...
krupskaya, all-highest | 08.08.06 - 6:47 pm | #
No, ya think?
Insightful.
Sweaty, lunky leg.
rorschach
As long as he is wearing underware under those baggy running shorts.
He taunts and teases, this Querelle of the internet steam tubes, ultimately owned by no one, this Tom of E-Finland...
underware
er, underwear
No news organization has yet to explain how Lieberman's website being "hacked" affects people voting. Is there a law in CT that allows registered voters to vote online. If not, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
As long as he is wearing underware
Is underware hardware?
Hey Phila, there's something for you at my homepage.
Thers, All-Father | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 6:45 pm | #
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
from the muckraker:
Geary admitted the campaign's technical staff wasn't prepared to deal with a malicious intruder. "We have nobody with a security background helping with this," Geary told me. "It's just us, what we know, how we work with our server network."
Brian Williams is really annoying.
All praise to the flaming Buddha!
rorschach | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 6:45 pm |
Insightful.
rorschach | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 6:48 pm |
Now, see? How hard was that? Two birds, one stone: celebration juice, AND I moved my car for the final time in the Great Lot Resurfacing of 2006!
.
Has FDL been hacked?
I blame Lamont!
"We have nobody with a security background helping with this," Geary told me. "It's just us, what we know, how we work with our server network."
So they did it to themselves? Maroons!
I wouldn't come near this place now if I were you.
Maybe you should go play 'hide-n-go-fuck-yourself', pal.
What is this "open thread" of which you speak?
Will there be snacks?
is this CT's 15 minutes of fame? cause normally there aint much talk about the 'land of steady habits'...i am loving the attention as is lamont, if Ned wins, he will definitely have a man-date
As long as he is wearing underware under those baggy running shorts.
David (Austin Tx) | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 6:49 pm | #
F34r 4+R105' M1G|-|+y UND3RW4r3z!!!!!!111111111!!!!!1elevntyone!!!!
I've been pretty much out of the loop today. What has the turn-out been? More than 30% in the Dem primary?
Has FDL been hacked?
DoS! DoS!
Ironically, Jamie had just put up a post about how much more stable their double-server was.
Nice work women! Kudos to Athenae, echidne and Hecate!!!
18 years of Lieberman is enough!
Well, my stomach is being hacked by a Lieberman supporter. Which means that nothing will happen until I get off my ass and make dinner.
Be back in a bit.
Is underware hardware?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 6:50 pm | #
Nah, I'm just happy to see you.
A serious put-down-your-drink keeper from Fundies Say the Darndest Things:
"Over the last few months I have been demonically attacked in my dreams. It would be hard to put it into words without verbally telling you what it was like but I will do my best.
In these dreams it feels like reality and yet in my dream I question whether I am dreaming or not (got me so far?) Something will just be kinda off and then BAM a person will change into a demon or demons and leap on top of me attacking me. In fact in the first dream i had i woke up in my dream (does that makes sense?) and woke my husband up to tell him about it. He got up and came to me and then changed into a demon too and jumoed on me and I realized i was still dreaming!
I will rebuke them in my dream and cry out to Jesus but they will just mock me and continue to attack me.
I will be screaming at myself to wake up and hitting and punching my face desperately trying to get myself to wake up. When I come out of the dreams it feels like I am being sucked out of a vortex and I will awake in complete terror, hyperventilating and crying and scared out of my mind.
I have had 5 of these dreams. the first 2 were in the same night and the last 2 which was a few nights ago were in the same night. I pray every night for the blood of jesus to protect me and my mind from the enemy but every once in awhile i am still being attacked.
I guess I am wondering if anyone has had a similar experience and what you all think of this."
extreme4jesus, Rapture Ready [Comments (15)] [2006-Aug-03]
Hey Phila, there's something for you at my homepage.
Good fucking grief.
Where IS my rocket?
Will there be snacks?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
there'll be sugar tits served at 7.
No news organization has yet to explain how Lieberman's website being "hacked" affects people voting. Is there a law in CT that allows registered voters to vote online. If not, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Monica_A:Badass Mofo
i was going to vote. but when i realized the teamsters were beating people in the internets with lead pipes i stayed home.
Hey Joe, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp!
Will there be snacks?
There will be beer and pretzels at my place, as I watch Jon Lester smack the Royals while waiting for Ned to smack Joe.
.
What a bunch of WATB's
Imagine the whining in November when all the pukes lose.
Nah, I'm just happy to see you.
rorschach
Schweet fucking armor, there, big boy!
Moonboo, the Hanady Salman link was horrendous and heartbreaking, of course-- in a way, a dark yang to the bright yin of Seity-blogging.
Did you peruse the comments? They're not encouraging. As you may suspect, I'm inclined to mark new blog territory with a comment, even if I don't plan to revisit the site. But this was just another exercise in the bitter polarization which imbues the land and peoples.
It was too much like standing near a buzzsaw going full-bore, so I backed away. 
thank god for rory | 08.08.06 - 6:50 pm | #
Indeed.
More than 30% in the Dem primary?
they say between 30% and 40% - many are voting right now
Does this mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?
What was once a jungle island is now just a bikini atoll.
As seen on CNN.com:
* Bengals create hot line to report jerk fans
* Mauled tiger owner loses fight over big cat
I guess I am wondering if anyone has had a similar experience and what you all think of this."
extreme4jesus, Rapture Ready
dear extreme4jesus,
clearly you need a honkin'mudderfukin' vibrator since hubby aint doin' the job
Schweet fucking armor, there, big boy!
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 6:53 pm | #
Polished it up, just for you.
Hey Phila, there's something for you at my homepage.
Good fucking grief.
Where IS my rocket?
fourlegsgood
I just shook my head. It must be weird to be that delusional and that wrong at the same time.
Now, see? How hard was that? Two birds, one stone: celebration juice, AND I moved my car for the final time in the Great Lot Resurfacing of 2006!
Glad you made it back okay. If you need a licensed driver to make a run for you, call me. Your place is on my way home from the office, and I don't mind stopping. Still have the number?
Little Brøther i know what you mean.
i was going to vote. but when i realized the teamsters were beating people in the internets with lead pipes i stayed home.
Don't nobody vote.
You gotta problem with dat?
How much you wanna bet the Lieberman site crashed thanks to all the media types obsessively checking it all day?
You know, those same media types who are now reporting the cheap-ass Lieberman campaign, which so disdains those unwashed online-types that they elected to go with a cheap-ass $15 service, is claiming that those evil nasty blogofascist Lamont supporters hacked the site.
How much you wanna bet the Lieberman site crashed thanks to all the media types obsessively checking it all day?
You know, those same media types who are now reporting the cheap-ass Lieberman campaign, which so disdains those unwashed online-types that they elected to go with a cheap-ass $15 service, is claiming that those evil nasty blogofascist Lamont supporters hacked the site.
"Dingos ate my website!!!"
Does this mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?
What was once a jungle island is now just a bikini atoll.
spinoza Neque lugere, neque in | 08.08.06 - 6:54 pm | #
Might as well go Brazilian, then.
I still have my "I voted" sticker on my breast. It's better than jewelry.
dear extreme4jesus,
clearly you need a honkin'mudderfukin' vibrator since hubby aint doin' the job
earl 'cliche' guevera
Or a hot-meat injection with some of those tubes.
Oh wait, those are virtual.
I've been pretty much out of the loop today. What has the turn-out been? More than 30% in the Dem primary?
Diane
Sec state guessing 45-50%!
for whom the bikini atolls
* Bengals create hot line to report jerk fans
I think they need a hotline to report felonious Bengal players.
Hey Joe, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp!
The jerk store called and they're running out of you people.
I told the store to call kos and ask him to clone some more.
i was going to vote. but when i realized the teamsters were beating people in the internets with lead pipes i stayed home.
Fucking Teamsters! Nothing but a front for the Soros Mob.
" Hey Phila, there's something for you at my homepage."
Jeebus! What a maroon! Global Warming means surfing in Newfoundland. W00T!
Or a hot-meat injection with some of those tubes.
Oh wait, those are virtual.
David (Austin Tx)
virtual meat............mmmmmm.........
I wish I had more Curly to share, but he's sleping under the sofa (which is odd... he hasn't done that in many months).
.
Hey Joe, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp!
Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they're outta you!
I just shook my head. It must be weird to be that delusional and that wrong at the same time.
This is why it is impossible to compromise with these people.
They are not only delusional, they are immune to facts and logic.
That is why Lieberman needs to go. He thinks you can reach an accomodation with these people. You can't. They are crazy.
OK, since the Lieberman campaign cannot even organize my dinner, I'm off, for real this time.
back in a bit.
The last thread on the perfidy of left blogistan shows in my browser as having 666 comments. Coincidence? I think not. Let me shoot off an email to Erich Von Danikaan ans see wjat he thinks..
I told the store to call kos and ask him to clone some more.
CBS just reported that the web site was hacked. AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH! Why don't these jackasses do their job?
"You know, those same media types who are now reporting the cheap-ass Lieberman campaign, which so disdains those unwashed online-types that they elected to go with a cheap-ass $15 service, is claiming that those evil nasty blogofascist Lamont supporters hacked the site.
Jennifer "
Neither this story, nor the website being down, will affect the outcome today. And if there's ever an investigation, the ridiculous hyperbole from Lieberman's camp won't be forgotten if he keeps running. I know, I know, I'm naive, but if it turns out that this was just excessive bandwidth usage, Joe will get humiliated from it, even in the SCLM. At least a little.
The jerk store called and they're running out of you people.
That's what the Bengals hotline is for.
I MAY have finally gotten my granddaughter down for a nap.
It's possible.
If so, it'd be a first today.
because you are all excited about lamont. and because I appreciate you. i am refraining from my usual NEGATIVE CYNICAL EXTREME LEFTIST POSEUR KEYBOARDING
CBS just reported that the web site was hacked.
This is the same media that calls a group of more than three teenagers wearing black "goths."
Effin eff eff eff!
I told the store to call kos and ask him to clone some more.
Posting multiple laughy faces after a stoopid remark is a sign of desperation.
Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they're outta you!
Dave J.
Beat you by about 20 comments.
Maybe kos should re-configure the program before he clones any more of you slow Eschibot vandals.
It Takes One To Know One
"Robertson: That guy was a homo - as sure as you're alive.
Off camera: Yeah, you didn't look rattled. [...]
Off camera: This last one is.
Robertson: That last one, yeah, but I didn't get it.
Off camera: I called them up and said who the hell is screening these calls? I had one person call him a bigot. I've had another person call him a zealot. Let's get some balance out there.
Robertson: It's too late. The last one was OK, but the first three were all homosexuals.
Off camera: I know I know.
Robertson: I've had this before.
Off camera: You can answer the question any way you choose to.
Robertson: I hear you.
Off camera: Alright. Remember. Take it where you want it to go, take it where you want it to go. I don't like the producer of this segment.
Robertson: Well, they were trying to set me up."
Uh oh, they're going to rename all the fucking cafateria food again! Lou is reporting that France is calling for the withdrawl of Israeli troops.
BTW, today is the one year anniversary of the implementation of the Bushboy "Energy program."
Since then the price of gasoline has risen by 30%. The price of oil has risen to nearly $80/barrel (from $50) and the oil companies have been given "relief" on royalty payments to the government.
Just recently Exxon reported a quarterly profit of $10 BILLION!!! That's just for three months!
And Secretary Bodman had the balls to claim today that this "Energy policy" anniversary should be celebrated!
"Dingos ate my website!!!"
David Ehrenstein | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 6:55 pm | #
Are you sure it wasn't the rabid Liberal Blogofascists who roam the internets?
Will there be snacks?
There will be beer and pretzels at my place, as I watch Jon Lester smack the Royals while waiting for Ned to smack Joe.
.
Gee
Not good enough - I have this sixpack of Tecate I got for Doug&crew but they never showed. I hate beer. Now, my icebox is full of the nasty stuff.
Anyway, I was feeling very pessimistic about Lamont last nigth, but today I actually have some hope.
LEIBERMAN WEBSITE HACKED.
ISRAELI JETS TURN AROUND MIDAIR
Bush keeps his eyes on the road, and one of his rules is that he generally does not want anyone to ride in front of him in order to enjoy at least the sense of solitude.
Bull shit.
Boots doesn't have the mind-set to 'enjoy at least the sense of solitude' as he's a punk fucking smartass.
He rides in front because he thinks he's a winner. There's also a lot of pretend going on. Like he thinks he's Lance Armstrong.
i am refraining from my usual NEGATIVE CYNICAL EXTREME LEFTIST POSEUR KEYBOARDING
earl 'cliche' guevera | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 6:59 pm | #
Take off the black beret and back away slowly, and no one gets hurt.
Are you sure it wasn't the rabid Liberal Blogofascists who roam the internets?
i am refraining from my usual NEGATIVE CYNICAL EXTREME LEFTIST POSEUR KEYBOARDING
I appreciate that.
Wolfie says the Israeli military has undergone a shakeup.
Oh goody. 
BTW, today is the one year anniversary of the implementation of the Bushboy "Energy program."
Since then the price of gasoline has risen by 30%. The price of oil has risen to nearly $80/barrel (from $50) and the oil companies have been given "relief" on royalty payments to the government.
Yeeees! It's working!
/Cheney
I guess I am wondering if anyone has had a similar experience and what you all think of this."
extreme4jesus, Rapture Ready [Comments (15)] [2006-Aug-03]
krupskaya, not accredited |
Um...actually, the experience sounds a great deal like a disorder called "sleep paralysis," a condition from which I suffer on more occasions than I would like.
Soprano: Glad you made it back okay. If you need a licensed driver to make a run for you, call me. Your place is on my way home from the office, and I don't mind stopping. Still have the number?
Well, I just went to Sahib's (~1 mile), and only backroads, all residential. I could've walked it, but I would have still had to move the car from one lot in the complex to its new and shiny home lot.
And thanks for the offer -- yes, I do still have the number, I think, in the old phone. I may take you up on a trip into your work area some morning, and a ride back at beer-thirty. 
I could buy an MTA daypass, and do some job huntin' in person, that-a-ways...
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"Anyway, I was feeling very pessimistic about Lamont last nigth, but today I actually have some hope.
fourlegsgood"
A shrieking meltdown over your website crashing is not the face of a confident campaign. It's a campaign flailing around looking for preemptive excuses.
Okay, well, I best go meet my friend. I'd rather stay here, but friendship calls.
I won't be late - I'm too excited and I really want to see what you all are saying once the result set in.
Please Lamont, Please please please please please!
Shed a ray of hope for my despondent friends!
Monty sports a trademark black patka (a smaller version of the full Sikh turban) while playing and practicing cricket.
Well, all I got to say is that if Zinedine Zidane wore a patka, maybe he wouldn't go around head-butting people.
The reason that's "all I got to say" is that I don't really know a damn thing about either sport-- except what I've gleaned from our Moonboo's lively and prolific tutorials. 
Rabid lambs ate my html tags!!!
the bastards.
This is the same media that calls a group of more than three teenagers wearing black "goths."
Dave J.
is your child in danger of becoming a goth?
any aversion to bright colours?
greeting you after school with a hug and kiss?
asking you to parties to 'meet my friends?'
ISRAELI JETS TURN AROUND MIDAIR
Hope you're right.
Witches in fairy tales = support for single parenthood
"Keep in mind, the gay day is not the only reason to have a legit beef with Disney.
Disney has a funny way of constantly showing an absent mother, a Evil bad woman or a mother killed at the start in their wacky story lines. It is a subtle way to show anti family values over and over again.
Now, sure it is good to have a few films like this for those kids who have lost a mother or have a blended family.
But sit back and look at all the films and tell me that it is not a erie coincidence that almost every single one is like I described!"
CrossandSword, Catholic Answers Forums [Comments (19)] [2006-Aug-05]
BTW, today is the one year anniversary of the implementation of the Bushboy "Energy program."
You misspelled "pogrom."
CNN Top Stories:
- How Hezbollah hijacks the Internet
- Satanist executed for triple murders
- Data theft prompts call for VA secretary's head
- Surgery separates conjoined twins
- Lieberman blames 'Rovian tactics' for site failure
- Rival stands on 'Anyone but McKinney' platform
- MySpace makes friends with Google
NBC news doing a story on "faith nights" at baseball games.
Feh. I hate religion.
woooooooohooooooooooo!!!!
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A shrieking meltdown over your website crashing is not the face of a confident campaign. It's a campaign flailing around looking for preemptive excuses.
I hope you're right, too.
- Lieberman blames 'Rovian tactics' for site failure
One word, Joe: McAfee!
Take off the black beret and back away slowly, and no one gets hurt.
rorschach
put down the copy of Howl!
Simply breathtaking:
"Older, established men were meant to marry young, nubile women and make babies with them. When those men croak, they leave their worldly goods to their now-middle-aged wives who now, after baby-having and kid-raising, can reach orgasm and so pork the randy young males who haven't established themselves yet. When those women croak, those boys are now older, established men ready to marry young, nubile women and make babies with them.
Not many young women can attain orgasm during sex. They're not supposed to. Sex for a woman during the childbearing years is about having babies. Men, on the other hand, have no problem attaining orgasm early on. They need training in what's good and what's not, and they should get it from older women who now can enjoy sex and can show them the ropes. Then, when those men marry, they can show their nubile young wives the ropes."
DesertFox, Free Conservatives [Comments (42)] [2006-Aug-06]
Just saw CBS news. They reported, "The Lieberman campaign website was hacked into today, and shut down. The Lieberman campaign blames Lamont supporters." This was at 6:54 pm, ET.
The story is, of course, false. But there's nothing anybody can do about it.
A shrieking meltdown over your website crashing is not the face of a confident campaign. It's a campaign flailing around looking for preemptive excuses.
Tonight is going to be a bad night for Lieberman.
UNE!
Where you been? Welcome back!
elkal -
Everytime a sports team holds a "faith night", Jesus drowns a kitten!
put down the copy of Howl!
earl 'cliche' guevera | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:03 pm | #
Give me an angry fix and I'll consider it.
You misspelled "pogrom."
rorschach
Sad but true. I have to improve as a speller or put my tin-foil hat on!
What was once a jungle island is now just a bikini atoll.
spinoza Neque lugere, neque in - 6:54 pm
But wouldn't it be even better if there were no bikini atoll? 
Gah.
Droopy Joe, just go.
"Not many young women can attain orgasm during sex"
"whew! I'm glad it's not just me!"
herbert hoover
My son attended school with a boy whose family was heavily involved in the Jehovah Witnesses. A few years ago, he turned Goth. Draw your own conclusions.
Where you been? Welcome back!
Lurking mostly, don't have a completly reliable connection yet.
How you doin' sweet Goddess?????
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Little Brøther: But wouldn't it be even better if there were no bikini atoll?
Clean Plate Club?
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Little Brøther thats a very sweet comment
But sit back and look at all the films and tell me that it is not a erie coincidence that almost every single one is like I described!"
CrossandSword, Catholic Answers Forums [Comments (19)] [2006-Aug-05]
krupskaya, not accredited | 08.08.06 - 7:01 pm | #
And pretty much every folk and fairy tale ever told.
I have this sixpack of Tecate I got for Doug&crew but they never showed. I hate beer. Now, my icebox is full of the nasty stuff.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar 6:59 pm
tecate is swill, dahlin (no offense to Doug)...
it was because of tecate that bartenders started that offensive practice of sticking wedges of lime in bottles.
tecate's brewed in the city of the same name, which lies just south of the Imperial Valley, which water is so polluted with minerals and shit that it is almost unpotable...
bartenders there started infusing the beer with lime because it was just aobut the only way to be able to consume it...
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NBC news doing a story on "faith nights" at baseball games.
I've got my barf bag handy now. What the fuck is a "faith night" at a baseball game and how can ensure that any such event in my area turns into an embarassing and humiliating episode for any families sitting near me?
Hey Phila, there's something for you at my homepage.
Thers, All-Father | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 6:45 pm | #
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Phila
"Naomi? Get my financial planner on the horn. Tell him I'm buying as much of the Maritimes as I can."
- Brit Hume
Man. Its possible that we could be done with the fucker tonight.
My nipples are hard.
Lieberman blames 'Rovian tactics' for site failure
I think that word does not mean what he thinks it means.
So its turns out that God is just like Biff in Back to the Future:
"The Bible says we are created in God's image! That would make God a *** or a dyke, which is not the case because Jesus was without sin. Look at a gay guy, usually he acts so feminine it is sickening. The there are the lesbians who act ever so masculine. That is God's way of saying, "Hello McFly, see something wrong here?""
lilefamily4, Yahoo! Answers [Comments (22)] [2006-Aug-06]
gonna be a long-ass night...
NO EXITS.
http://mysterypollster.typepad.com/
Gee P. Sartre, II
So, let me be the first to comment on this juicy tidbit. The only places WITHOUT EXIT POLLING are third world banana republics where voting is all but meaningless anyway.
What. The. Fuck. Happened to my country?
Wonder how Dan Rather feels about all this...
NBC news doing a story on "faith nights" at baseball games.
If there is a God, Pujols will hit for the cycle and the Cards will cover the spread. In Jesus' name I pray.
What makes these teams think God likes sports? Has she every come out and said "I like baseball"? No!
The results of Bushboy's "Energy pogrom" is the same as all his other plans and policies: SNAFU!!!
Situation Normal, All Fucked Up!
Everything Bushboy touches turns to shit (for everyone but the rich)!
And thanks for the offer -- yes, I do still have the number, I think, in the old phone. I may take you up on a trip into your work area some morning
Any time, JeffPres!
And, apropos of nothing, Joementum shouldn't be serving shrimp. Shellfish is not kosher. He's not supposed to eat it--or serve it.
I've got my barf bag handy now. What the fuck is a "faith night" at a baseball game and how can ensure that any such event in my area turns into an embarassing and humiliating episode for any families sitting near me?
Apparently they have christian music and baseball players "testifying" to their faith.
And guys dressed in plushy vegetable costumes.
Yet another reason for me to hate baseball.
My nipples are hard.
Ummm...
Well, the high voter turnout certainly isn't good news for Lieberman.
if faith hill appears at faith night with the percy faith orchestra
NBC news doing a story on "faith nights" at baseball games.
I've got my barf bag handy now. What the fuck is a "faith night" at a baseball game and how can ensure that any such event in my area turns into an embarassing and humiliating episode for any families sitting near me?
Stunt Woman
SW-
It it in the 5th notch of the Bible Belt, Atlanta...
Not too surprising. More like a capitalist co-venture between the churches (to get the sports heathens) and MLB (we need to steal some fundies back from NASCAR)...
And, apropos of nothing, Joementum shouldn't be serving shrimp. Shellfish is not kosher. He's not supposed to eat it--or serve it.
They eat shellfish, they're going to hell.
I call Jesus personally.
Good news--this could be the last day we'll have to listen to Loserman's whiny voice, ever!
CNET:
"Lieberman's still fighting, but
his Web site drops dead"
hello mcfly, see something wrong here?
if faith hill appears at faith night with the percy faith orchestra
earl 'cliche' guevera
From the Faith No More catalog...
Idiot media.
Joe is going to lose over more than just Iraq.
Good news--this could be the last day we'll have to listen to Loserman's whiny voice, ever!
I'm sure he will become Faux News "Democratic" strategist.
Um...actually, the experience sounds a great deal like a disorder called "sleep paralysis," a condition from which I suffer on more occasions than I would like.
Diane
I have bouts of that.
A semisleep state that often involves building fear until I jerk myself fully awake. I even mess arond with it seeing how much I can take before I try to comeout of it.
Seems like a form of lucid dreaming.
.
Hey! It works!
.
What time do the CT polls close?
Any predictions precentage wise? I say lamont--11 %
Aqua Teen Hunger Force is real people! It's peeeeople...
"How can a animal come from a amoeba and make a tree?
What Evolution says"
TJ 57, Yahoo! Answers [Comments (21)] [2006-Aug-06]
Is Joe toast yet? Just askin' ...
I think Tweety is busy pounding the nails in droopy Joe's coffin.
Soprano: And, apropos of nothing, Joementum shouldn't be serving shrimp. Shellfish is not kosher. He's not supposed to eat it--or serve it.
Oh, I doubt he'll be serving it. He's got some Messicans to do all that.
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Apparently they have christian music and baseball players "testifying" to their faith.
And guys dressed in plushy vegetable costumes.
Yet another reason for me to hate baseball.
fourlegsgood
And Sandy Koufax wept.
CT spokesman--results by 11 pm est.
Joe is going to lose over more than just Iraq.
fourlegsgood
Although, that would be more than enough...
Joe is exciting the stage with no class.
Sad really.
See you all tomorrow.
I've got my barf bag handy now. What the fuck is a "faith night" at a baseball game and how can ensure that any such event in my area turns into an embarassing and humiliating episode for any families sitting near me?
Sounds like pretty much any night at a Phillies game. You gotta have faith to keep rooting for them.
Holy Joe, by U2:
I... I'm a humble guy
no really I try
you know it's hard sometimes
true... and hard working too
working... to get to see you
come on come on come on come on... be good to me
come on come on come on come on... be good to me
here it comes here it comes holy joe
please... don't make me say please
to champagne and ice-cream
it's not what I want, it's what I need
precocious... just a little precocious
expialidocious... yeah yeah yeah
devotion... and some appreciation
a little heavy rotation
looks good on me
you know it's not hard, I can think of a lot harder... oh yeah
just wanted our moment to last a little longer... yeah
come on come on come on come on... be good to me
come on come on come on come on... be good to me
here it comes here it comes holy joe
having the best time of anybody's life
closer than ever to everybody's wife... oh yeah
come on come on come on come on... be good to me
come on come on come on come on... be good to me
come on come on come on come on... be good to me
come on come on come on come on come on come on
here it comes here it comes holy joe
What time do the CT polls close?
8:00 pm EST
I call Jesus personally.
...what's that number again? Don't forget the area code!
Not many young women can attain orgasm during sex.
I have conducted serveral studies on this topic, and have found this to be untrue. The research was exhaustive, but worth it.
krupskaya, m'friend trolls drag in enough of this idiocy on their own. Long ago I decided that I don't watch Jerry Springer or Fox News 'cause I know that if I was to meet one of these folk on the street, I wasn't going to invite them into my house, so damned if I'm going to have them coming into my living room through my tv.
Idiot media.
Joe is going to lose over more than just Iraq.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:11 pm | #
Yeah, it's also because those nasty Lamont supporters took down his website on Election Day!
if you're still here, chris. i'm sorry, i'll tone it down. in the name of all the guests i'm sure we're getting, don't want to scare them away.
and did i just read lieberman supporter accusing this place of organized tiger shrimp theft? and you're going to sick the feds on us, huh.
i hope someone is making a chronicle of the absurdities of the lieberman campaign. they're beyond LOL inducing.
/smacks tiger shrimp/
Why is the count so slow?
Does everyone from CT talk as slow as Joe?
Is that why?
T minus 52 minutes and counting....
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Incidentally I saw a license plate today that made me laugh:
YJC 666
Driven by a sweet old grandmother-looking type driving a 90s Ford Escort. Hi-freaking-larious.
Archeology = a Kalinian death cult
"Oh, trust me, I can debate this with facts......
How is death worshipped by the left? Well first of all they're obseessed with digging up dead bones. They're obsessed with digging up dead monkey bones, dead dinosaur bones etc.
Another form of entertainment is exhuming graves and cemetaries. They love this stuff. They love stealing jewlery off dead corpses.
They're also obsessed with digging through skulls and analyzing corpses with picks and chisels.
They also love dead animals and theories that give glory to a dead, demoralizing past.
Genesis is also habitually scoffed at -- the beautiful story of life -- and they try to wiggle their way out of existence by insisting that we're all random accidents. In their mind they need to play like life didn't actually have a true beginning.
But of course it doesn't stop with the science.....
Have you noticed that the hollywood left is obsessd with making movies and documentarys about slaughter?...and how they have a morbid fascination of suffering? How they make so many movies about bloody war? And people dying? And AIDS? Have you noticed how they turn a blind eye to corrupt leaders who execute their own citizens?
Of course abortion (death to infants) is the sacrament of feminism and liberalism.
And the left is also obsessed with sticking up for people who murder people. -- they want THESE people to live, ironically. No death chamber for killers.
And have you noticed how they'd love to make suicide (death to self) legal?
Have you noticed how the notion of Jesus DEFEATING death makes them ill?"
supersport, IIDB [Comments (35)] [2006-Aug-07]
Lieberman's people took down their own site--pathetic, last ditch attempt to gain sympathy!
I still have my "I voted" sticker on my breast. It's better than jewelry.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore - 6:56 pm
Oh, come on, Vicki-- begging your pardon, and if Thers doesn't mind my saying so-- I'm certain that anything looks good on your breast. It's what's known as a "foregone conclusion".
I won't go further with the "jewelry" metaphor, since I'm pushing my luck as it is.
It's really astonishing that they're even discussing whether the democratic establishment will support Lieberman if he loses the primary.
What a fucking insult to the democratic voters in Connecticut.
Why is the count so slow?
Does everyone from CT talk as slow as Joe?
Is that why?
Gomez
Maybe it's a good sign. Maybe it's because in CT, unlike, say, Ohio, they actually take the trouble to count all the votes.
.
Matthews--Loserman will run no matter what, source said.
Not many young women can attain orgasm during sex.
I have conducted serveral studies on this topic, and have found this to be untrue. The research was exhaustive, but worth it.
Thank the Goddess. I was beginning to worry that my 14 year old self was some sort of abberation.
I lost "faith" in baseball after George Steinbrenner bought one pennant after another.
Seems like a form of lucid dreaming.
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agave, accidental texan |
Agave,
Closely related, but only when the subject becomes aware of the problem. Google "aware sleep paralysis," which should bring up an ASP group with some pretty nifty info on the disorder.
...what's that number again? Don't forget the area code!
If I gave you it and you called Him.
We'd both be toast. Actual toast.
I'm sure he will become Faux News "Democratic" strategist.
Monica_A:Badass Mofo 7:11 pm
for the first year, when he's basically prohibited from visibly lobbying, he'll get some bogus appointment in PoliSci at George mason or GWU.
which he'll hold onto for the synecure value when, after the requisite year, he sets out to repeat in the private sector the skill he perfected in the public one: selling his iinfluence to the highest bidder...
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What a fucking insult to the democratic voters in Connecticut.
fourlegsgood
What an enormous insult to Democrats nationwide. Rethugs would suffer not a bit of that kind of horseshit.
To answer an earlier question, Zizek, Bakhtin, and Wittig are hot.
"How can a animal come from a amoeba and make a tree?
What Evolution says"
"I don't understand it, so it must be maaaaagic."
I saw the best car sticker I've noticed in a long time last weekend. It said
F
The President
What an enormous insult to Democrats nationwide. Rethugs would suffer not a bit of that kind of horseshit.
We shouldn't either.
bo | 08.08.06 - 7:13 pm |
You're not seeing the stuff we aren't transferring here, about how Jesus wasn't Jewish because Greek sculptures from the same time period don't look like Zero Mostel. A huge crop of provoked anti-Semitism this month.
"How can a animal come from a amoeba and make a tree?
What Evolution says"
"I don't understand it, so it must be maaaaagic."
Virginia | 08.08.06 - 7:16 pm | #
Cowuuube!
OT: Arab League slams UN inaction
The Arab league has accused the security council of doing nothing while weeks of fighting between Israel and Hezbollah sow "the seeds of hatred and extremism" in the Middle East.
Sheikh Hamad bin Jassem al-Thani, the Qatari foreign minister, spoke for an Arab league delegation at a special UN security council meeting.
He said: "It is most saddening that the council stands idly by, crippled, unable to stop the bloodbath which has become the bitter daily lot of the defenceless Lebanese people.
"What is happening will sow the seeds of hatred and extremism in the area and provide a pretext for those who feel that the international community is taking sides and lacks fairness as to this dispute."
Lost faith in baseball?
Go Mets ... hey, it could happen!
The fact that Lieberman has such contempt for democratic voters in his state should be enough for people to tell him to fucking get lost.
God smote the website when he heard they were gonna eat shellfish.
I don't know why republicans are so down on amoeba.
After all, they did defeat the aliens in War of the Worlds.
rorschach: Cowuuube!
Wazzat one o' them Quizno's critters on the right? Criminy.
.
juding by the look on his mug, millionaire pundit tweety does not look pleased that ned lamont is going to win.
I've got my barf bag handy now. What the fuck is a "faith night" at a baseball game and how can ensure that any such event in my area turns into an embarassing and humiliating episode for any families sitting near me?
Stunt Woman,
The only job Older Child Soprano could get this summer was selling funnel cakes at the local minor league baseball park. On "faith nights" there it's pretty clear what they mean--fundamentalist Christian faith only need apply. One of the gate premiums this year was a bobblehead Jonah doll. (Last season, it was Moses, but they rethought that--too Jewish.)
If there's another "faith night" this season, OCS is going to wear her pentacle necklace or maybe her Magen David, just to rile the creeps. OCS says that the only good thing about "faith nights" is that there are fewer drunks in the concession line. But the customers are often rude anyway.
Faith nights used to be a minor league phenomenon, but the infection has spread to the majors. The Colorado Rockies and Atlanta Braves are particular egregious offenders in this regard--John Smoltz, the only Atlanta pitcher left from the team's glory days in the '90s, turns out to be a nasty-type fundy. I can't bear even to look at him.
Damn this is exciting
Not many young women can attain orgasm during sex. They're not supposed to. Sex for a woman during the childbearing years is about having babies. Men, on the other hand, have no problem attaining orgasm early on. They need training in what's good and what's not, and they should get it from older women who now can enjoy sex and can show them the ropes. Then, when those men marry, they can show their nubile young wives the ropes."
Jesus. I am nothing but a stranger in this world.
I have conducted serveral studies on this topic, and have found this to be untrue. The research was exhaustive, but worth it.
If not exhaustive, at least exhausting.
krupskaya, not accredited | 08.08.06 - 7:14 pm | #
Hush, dear.
juding by the look on his mug, millionaire pundit tweety does not look pleased that ned lamont is going to win.
Oh, I don't know about that.
"How can a animal come from a amoeba and make a tree?
What Evolution says"
"I don't understand it, so it must be maaaaagic."
But there are PYGMIES and DWARFS!
Matthews is strongly against the war, so I'm guessing he's siding with Lamont.
I'm trying to post the lyrics to "Holy Joe" by U2, but Haloscan keeps accusing me of being a "scroll troll," whatever TF that means.
Lyrics available here.
NBC news doing a story on "faith nights" at baseball games.
Feh. I hate religion.
fourlegsgood
Word. One way to fuck up a perfectly good ball game.
.
bartenders there started infusing the beer with lime because it was just aobut the only way to be able to consume it...
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It's -all- swill, sugar. Fizzy lemonade without the justification. Its only justification is that it allows for hydration in the event that water is not potable....
The fact that Lieberman has such contempt for democratic voters in his state should be enough for people to tell him to fucking get lost.
fourlegsgood
No shit. I hope cooler heads prevail and convince him to make up some kind of face-saving, time with my family style excuse to not do this.
If I was on the visiting team at one of these "faith nights" I would bean someone, start a bench clearing brawl and fuck everything up.
Jesus. I am nothing but a stranger in this world.
In america, anyway.
That's the way I feel these days. Like a nudibranch off my reef.
Wazzat one o' them Quizno's critters on the right? Criminy.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:18 pm | #
Yup. Same dude.
GWW,
Losing Joe at George Mason would be pretty damn funny.
"How can a animal come from a amoeba and make a tree?
What Evolution says"
My single-celled cat had wooden kittens.
You're not seeing the stuff we aren't transferring here, about how Jesus wasn't Jewish because Greek sculptures from the same time period don't look like Zero Mostel. A huge crop of provoked anti-Semitism this month.
krupskaya, not accredited
Tell 'em the H in Jesus H. Christ stood for Hyman. That'll make it obvious he was Jewish.
"How can a animal come from a amoeba and make a tree?
What Evolution says"
I thought the Lord worked in mysterious ways.
Oh, I doubt he'll be serving it. He's got some Messicans to do all that.
Feh. I hate religion.
fourlegsgood
Word. One way to fuck up a perfectly good ball game.
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Gee | 08.08.06 - 7:20 pm | #
I for one am comforted to know that the omnipotent being who created everything helps one team beat another.
Can somebody tell me what time the polls in Conn. close so I will know when to start celebrating Lamont's win?
Thanks in advance!
You have to ask yourself: If evolution is true, how come there are still Republicans?
Ooooh Maxine Waters next on Tweety!
HEY JOE, WHERE YOU GOIN' WITH THAT PETITION IN YOUR HAND
HEY JOE, I SAID WHERE YOU GOIN' WITH THAT PETITION IN YOUR HAND
I'M GOIN' DOWN TO BETRAY MY OWN PARTY
YOU KNOW I CAUGHT IT MESSIN' 'ROUND WITH ANOTHER MAN
YEAH, I'M GOIN' DOWN TO BETRAY MY OWN PARTY
YOU KNOW I CAUGHT HER MESSIN' 'ROUND WITH ANOTHER MAN
HUH! AND THAT AIN'T TOO COOL
Can somebody tell me what time the polls in Conn. close so I will know when to start celebrating Lamont's win?
8 PM Eastern.
Not many young women can attain orgasm during sex.
I have conducted serveral studies on this topic, and have found this to be untrue. The research was exhaustive, but worth it.
Dave J.
Well, I need to see your data, since science is proved by repeated independent experiments under the same conditions.
And yes, my degree is in science.
Have y'all seen the statement on joe2006.com? Lying bastards!
One wonders how he would've rated Toy Story
"[Reviewing the movie "Ant Bully"]
Very strong humanist worldview with very strong Communist, environmentalist, politically correct elements and very foolish comments about space aliens that portrays people as bad, parents as clueless, grandmother as close-to-an idiot, sister as foolish, while commending behavioral education, stressing that animals are better and more reasonable than human beings, mocking God and the devil, and talking about a female ant god"
Dr. Ted Baehr, Movieguide review [Comments (21)] [2006-Aug-08]
Alright.
I am going home. And I am going to eat dinner. And by the time I am finished with dessert, Lieberman better have his desk cleaned out and the keys to the washroom returned to the secretary.
Jay -- 8 p.m.
They need training in what's good and what's not, and they should get it from older women who now can enjoy sex and can show them the ropes. Then, when those men marry, they can show their nubile young wives the ropes.
It just struck me that this entire passage was written so that the guy could justify (a) his patronage of older hookers, and (b) his inability to get young women off when having sex.
You have to ask yourself: If evolution is true, how come there are still Republicans?
Doc | 08.08.06 - 7:22 pm | #
Devolution.
Thank you Max!
Well, you knew it had to happen sooner or later: Israel attacks the largest Palestinian refugee camp in Lebanon, near Sidon.
Reporter on CNN said it was probably a "warning" to the Palestinians to not get involved!!!!!
Sure, a few deaths by bombing makes a neat little "warning."
Again, the way we think of Israel is probably how much of the world thinks of us, even us lefty blog commenters who type out little fingers to the bone criticizing BushCo and the NeoCons.
Now, Israel tells Wolfie there was a Hizbollah militant's house in the refugee camp--precisely targeted, of course.
...my usual NEGATIVE CYNICAL EXTREME LEFTIST POSEUR KEYBOARDING
earl 'cliche' guevera - 6:59 pm
Personally, I find it refreshing.
But if we've learned anything from Jane Hamsher's use of a radically satiric graphic in the context of a hotly-contested and critical election campaign, it's that during the climactic loops and twists on the political roller-coaster, it's best to keep one's arms and tongue relatively tucked in.
I applaud your restraint. It's the right thing to do. FWIW, I hope and trust that you'll have Senator Lamont to kick around when you return to form.
Have y'all seen the statement on joe2006.com? Lying bastards!
M.K
Don't everyone go at once. It'll probably break again
Not many young women can attain orgasm during sex.
No. They just fucking bounce you off the ceiling. That's all.
Damn this is exciting
scout prime - 7:19 pm
}}}}}}hey, roomie{{{{{{{
how ya doin these days...seldom see yer nym anymore,,,it's always good
ya gonna go back to N'awlins anytime soon? There was an interview with a journo from the Times-Pic who'd written a book: One Dead In Attic (?)...I was on the verge of weeping all over again...
didja see see the piece on the fatal consequences of having undiapered goats in Iraq?
check it out...
When you have intellectual and scientific geniuses like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and James Dobson rejecting Evolution, it's a wonder why anyone continues to promote such an "outrageous" theory.
Ditto for Global Warming, Stem cell research and the acceptability of homosexuality.
Well, I need to see your data
You're turned on by Data? I hear he is fully functional...
Well, I need to see your data, since science is proved by repeated independent experiments under the same conditions.
And yes, my degree is in science.
Roadmaster
If you spend all your time in the bathroom reading his findings, that can result in what they call a "double go-blind experiment"
"Jesus. I am nothing but a stranger in this world."
--Phila
And I am a strangest.
You have to ask yourself: If evolution is true, how come there are still Republicans?
Doc
I take this as disconfirmatory evidence re: ID.
back in a bit.
WooooooHooooooo!!
.
...what's that number again? Don't forget the area code!
If I gave you it and you called Him.
We'd both be toast. Actual toast.
Gomez
Actually you'd be croutons. I'm partial to French cuisene.
Can somebody tell me what time the polls in Conn. close so I will know when to start celebrating Lamont's win?
8 PM Eastern.
Max Planck
I was hoping it would be 7PM because the suspense has been eating at me all day. The bigger the turnout, the better, though. I went to vote in the runoff here in GA this afternoon and the stack of ballot applications in front of the poll worker wasn't as thick as a pack of cards.
I'm hoping to be able to dedicate "(Kiss Him) Goodbye" to Joe tonight at karaoke.
I hear they're asking all of the people counting votes to not wear shoes so they can count twice as fast.
Someone was kind enough to post this link for results after 8PM(EDT) in the next thread down.
IOF Destroys 9 Houses in Rafah
RAFAH, August 8, 2006 (WAFA)- Israeli Occupation Forces (IOF) destroyed Tuesday nine houses and razed vast areas of land in the southern Gaza Strip city of Rafah, witnesses said.
They told WAFA that Israeli bulldozers, backed by tanks, moved from Gaza International Airport, into the Shalalfa neighbourhood and demolished nine houses. The Israeli bulldozers flattened the houses and
Don't everyone go at once. It'll probably break again
Stoli >>>>>>>>>>> Monitor.
It just struck me that this entire passage was written so that the guy could justify (a) his patronage of older hookers, and (b) his inability to get young women off when having sex.
Dave J.
Gosh. Ya think?
.
Ditto for Global Warming
I thought that ol' Pat got an email from Jesus last week informing him that Global Warming was righteous true.
ya gonna go back to N'awlins anytime soon? There was an interview with a journo from the Times-Pic who'd written a book: One Dead In Attic
WGG
I'm going to NOLA August 23-31!!!!
Yes I have that book. It's by Chris Rose who has become a star post Katrina.
Love ya doing roomie!
You're turned on by Data? I hear he is fully functional...
rorschach | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:25 pm | #
Tasha Yar could give ya the, er, skinny on that.
*holds head in hands and gently sobs*
Oh dear god am I a dork for knowing that.
I hear they're asking all of the people counting votes to not wear shoes so they can count twice as fast.
Gomez | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:26 pm | #
Way to avoid base twelve, baby!
I wonder if a bacon sammich will make my stomach hurt?
What ungodly color does Tweety use to dye that shit on his head he calls hair?
Every other word out of Wolf Blitzer's mouth is "Breaking news!"
Jesus Chreebus!!! Do you think they're overplaying that shit?
I applaud your restraint. It's the right thing to do. FWIW, I hope and trust that you'll have Senator Lamont to kick around when you return to form.
Little Brøther - 7:24 pm
wise counsel, hermanito...i wish i knew how the GOPhascists avoided well-deserved opprobrium for politicizing the horrific, catastrophic, heart-breaking IXXI images...
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flg -- really, re tweety? that would be interesting...
maxine waters is sooo awesome. i love her.
Hecate did you get my email?
...I feel pretty peculiar knowing what "vermillion" is.
I heard that there was some sort of "Pri-mareee going on today.
And I wan't my fucking welfare check...now!!
Every other word out of Wolf Blitzer's mouth is "Breaking news!"
Jesus Chreebus!!! Do you think they're overplaying that shit?
Rudy
And every thing from his other end is "Breaking wind!"
What ungodly color does Tweety use to dye that shit on his head he calls hair?
General Zod
Asparagus Urine is the trade name, I think.
Oh man doesn't that guy on Tweety just look like a young Repug Lieberman supporter!
Evening. Has it occurred to anyone else that whoever is in charge of the diebold programming might have taken a look at this situation and decided to let us have Lamont to preserve deniability in future?
...I feel pretty peculiar knowing what "vermillion" is.
It's one thousandth of a verbillion.
flg -- really, re tweety? that would be interesting...
He's against the war, and I think Lieberman's bullshit position on Iraq irritates him.
Oh, is that what the "T" stands for?
"[Further to John's earlier assertion that the alphabet came before DNA...]
Let me give you something real simple so that a child can understand it. DNA code is made up of ACGT. The A here is the first letter in the alphabet. It is the beginning and DNA is also the beginning of everthing that is living. C stands for Christians. It is the Christians that are here to deliver God's message to the world. G of course stands for God. It is God who is expressing Himself in the DNA and thus God is expressing Himself in Creation. The T of course expresses God and the head or in His leadership over man. There is a lot that can be said about this, but now is not the place. If you have a small t then of course you have the cross that Jesus gave Himself for us. If you have a small g you will see that God has expressed Himself in us. The small c of course represents our humility before God. If we have pride or ego or are puffed up before God, then it is not going to work according to God's plan and purpose. The small a of course shows how things start off small in the beginning and over time they become greater. A journey of 1000 steps begins with one step. A study of the Bible begins with one word and one passage at a time."
JohnR7, Christian Forums [Comments (60)] [2006-Jul-01]
Here's a site for CT returns.
They took their own site down so they could redecorate it for his independant run. If it comes back up minus all the Democratic identifiers then we know what they have been doing.
Hhmmm--Lebanese Palestinian refugee camp plus invasion and then razing of houses in Rafah. Sounds liks a big fat FU to the Palestinians.
Evening. Has it occurred to anyone else that whoever is in charge of the diebold programming might have taken a look at this situation and decided to let us have Lamont to preserve deniability in future?
CT has lever machines, not diebold.
He's against the war, and I think Lieberman's bullshit position on Iraq irritates him.
fourlegsgood
What position is that? Crouched over in front of the President?
Even the fucking National Review doesn't buy Joe's story:
While it’s possible that someone actually hacked joe2006.com, from what I’ve seen, this seems to be the least likely option. More likely, this whole episode started last night with a simple over-usage of bandwidth. In the rush to get the server back up, a temporary site using minimal bandwidth was likely uploaded — “Vote for Who You Know, Vote Joe.” I looked at the source code on this particular page, and it didn’t appear to be coded by a hacker — the code was much too fancy. (Who ever heard of a W3C-compliant hacker?) Probably, the page was put together in DreamWeaver or FrontPage. My instinct tells me FrontPage since cPanel can be setup with FrontPage Extensions. (Nevermind that a hacker would be more likely to say something obnoxious about or denigrating of Lieberman.)
Because joe2006.com appeared to have been hacked (a sensible guess when the site went down on election eve), bandwidth problems were complicated by the ensuing deluge of hits, finally bringing down the entire server this morning. Drudge links and heavy traffic tend to do this when there isn't a backup plan in place. The site has been up and down ever since.
As for a staged operation, that seems unlikely given all of the above. This looks to be simply the work of an inexperienced technical consultant, but that’s just my guess.
Oh, SNAP. And his most profound dis is that he suspects they used FrontPage to write the thing. {Snicker}
...I feel pretty peculiar knowing what "vermillion" is.
It's one thousandth of a verbillion.
Gomez | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:30 pm | #
And one hundredth of a Brazilian.
Hhmmm--Lebanese Palestinian refugee camp plus invasion and then razing of houses in Rafah. Sounds liks a big fat FU to the Palestinians.
Hasn't the past 50 years been a big fuck you to the Palestinians?
why doesn't Maxine just kick this idiot in his tiny balls?
Scout,
I've got a bunch of photos from late May of Lakeview, Upper and Lower 9th Ward, and (a few) upper Irish Channel, if you want any comparison shots. I'd be surprised if a whole lot has changed since then.
Later, sweet bats. Gotta grab some supper.
(Not a chicken and pasta dish made with red sauce on top of the stove, I can assure you, JeffPres!)
I'm....not offended by Hardball so far.
Even Tucker Carlson has dialed the stupid down. The wonders never cease.
Lebanese Palestinian refugee camp plus invasion and then razing of houses in Rafah. Sounds liks a big fat FU to the Palestinians.
...it's like the US if fucking GODZILLA and Israel turned into GHIDARA.
Really, it's making as much sense now.
Your country was under attack, Joe, from without and within, and instead of standing up for sensible solutions to terrorist threats and checks on government power, you thew your lot in with "my president, right or wrong, and when wrong, to be whined about a lot on Fux News because it's all the Democrats' fault, anyway."
that, not surprisingly, was said well, and needs to be repeated over and over.
if you want any comparison shots. I'd be surprised if a whole lot has changed since then.
Doc
Oooh yes. If you don't mind sending them to me....Thanks!
What I wanna know is, why is Lamont blocking Web Comics Nation?
..I feel pretty peculiar knowing what "vermillion" is.
one one-hundredth of a 'bulliogna'
Maxine Waters: "Mr. Lieberman is the symbol of everything that is wrong with the democratic party."
A-fucking-men.
BTW, Matt Taibi has a fucking GREAT Road Rage column about Lieberman in the current Rolling Stone.
What ungodly color does Tweety use to dye that shit on his head he calls hair?
"anusdebush"
top post at bopnews:
After meetings early, I've spent a good deal of time driving around the state and talking to - gasp - ordinary voters. The internet scam has not crossed their consciousness. Joe's people have been invisible, and not one person who talked to me offered support for him. In fact Destafano got a good deal more in the way of "yeah, I do need to vote" mentions. The only "vote joe" signs are saw were outside a dilapadated, and closed, gas station, with weeds every place. Meanwhile Lamont signs were lined along well groomed streets in the hilly suburban towns.
Connecticut has pockets of african americans scattered in all of its minor cities and big towns. There was no Joe in evidence in the ones I drove through or saw. If he hopes to with with his "Reverand Doctor Joe Lieberman King" act, it isn't showing, or moving. The only person of color who I saw politically active in the Senate race had a Lamont sign.
The race however, generates heated discussions in coffee houses and truck stops. One thing that is killing Joe is the cost of gasoline - ranging between 3.13 and 3.25 along my route. And that is why the right wing is really terrified - these were once the "white flight" voters, the people who ran from cities to get away from bussing and other "liberal" urban programs out into the subs and exurbs - they are deserting Joe, and by extension, the Republican program for keeping gasoline cheap. If Lamont wins - powered by a combination of top level disconent about the war, and ground level discontent about the state of cities and towns - it will drive a stake through the Reagan coalition of suburban voters and rural resource extractors.
This race isn't really about the war - it is about lying. People feel they have been lied to - about the economy, about how sound the housing market is - one rural route was packed with for sale signs for homes - but it is the war that they have proof positive they were lied about. They want someone who can stand up to Bush - who is not "the President" but "that President" - and someone who won't lie to them any more. Lieberman's campaign, desperate to keep the election close, or even win under depressed turn out - has lied about Lamont's past, about his own record on the war - and now about their site being hacked.
But the internet tempest over Joe2006.com isn't going to change the results of the race. If out of the way connecticut shows up to vote, it will be to send Joe Lieberman back to private life.
Just count the yard signs.
OT: Merlin: Hospitals in Gaza overwhelmed and running out of supplies
Hospitals in the Gaza Strip have seen a significant increase in war casualties with severe injuries over the past month and are running out of medical supplies, British medical aid agency Merlin said today.
After a recent attack in Gaza City, 75 per cent of war-wounded patients admitted at one hospital needed amputations, Merlin's emergency assessment team was told.
In the past six weeks, doctors at this hospital have carried out amputations on more than 50 patients and have been forced to cancel 800 routine operations in order to deal with the rising number of emergency cases.
I'm going to NOLA August 23-31!!!!
scout prime
Scout -
Open invite for you and Lisa to come back on when you return - OK?
Dammit 4LG, I actually knew that and forgot. What i get for staying away from info for a day.
Oh, SNAP. And his most profound dis is that he suspects they used FrontPage to write the thing. {Snicker}
Dave J.
Or Dreamwoven. And all those unexpected W3C compliancies....
Bob Sullivan at MSNBC is a complete TOOL.
I'm....not offended by Hardball so far.
I've been watching all day, and Tweety hasn't mad me barf once (in spite of my flu).
Crazy, eh?
Damn.
I still haven't had the wherewithal to make it back to New Orleans.
Which is very depressing.
About the evolution and Republicans thing....just think of the "Big Tent" as "Darwin's Waiting Room".
Sharpton was doing his radio show from CT today. I only heard a few minutes of it (i only get the station that carries him in the car), but he was really hittin' it HARD for Lamont.
Soprano: (Not a chicken and pasta dish made with red sauce on top of the stove, I can assure you, JeffPres!)
I can't thank you enough for that, either. I got paid £100.00 for that, and it made about 25% of my rent that month!
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Scout,
You have e-mail.
Not many young women can attain orgasm during sex.
Well, by God, send me a young woman and I by-God promise that-- OK, I can't promise that she'll attain orgasm-- but she'll attain some goddamn thing if it takes me all night! In this I believe.
good evening.......i remember the nite the gojomo campaign started
What I am afraid of is that Israel has sacked the one commander in order to place a more ruthless commander in his place.
Open invite for you and Lisa to come back on when you return - OK?
Roadmaster
Very Cool. WE Accept. I was hoping we could do that!
Tattoos: pro or con?
"I AHVE TATTOOS AND WILL GET A FEW MORE AS IT HELPS IN MY MINISTRY TO GROUPS THAT ONLY LISTEN TO OTHER TATTOOED PEOPLE"
BLAKWULF, MySpace [Comments (22)] [2006-Jul-02]
"satan is using tattoos today to mark us for himself and to also hold us in place at whatever point in our lives we may be. Basically just like a bookmark holds our place in a book, body markings serve the same purpose of bondage. Now the light in this is that, I believe with my whole heart that God is greater than this, and eventhough we made the mistake of getting tattoos while we were in darkness, now that we are in the light He will physically and spirtually remove these marks or "bookmarks" from our bodies and our souls that are rightly His. Now I say all this granted, that you consider my words and please don't get another tattoo, for this would be a conscious and calculated sin you will be comitting, which in turn will only serve tp grieve our Father God, our Savior Jesus, and the Holy Spirit in us."
HisPrincess, MySpace [Comments (11)] [2006-Jul-02]
I get to mispell loser tonight.
Sore Looserman.
Sore Looserman.
Shit. Next I'll be getting a pickup truck.
I don't believe a big turn out helps Lieberman.
I don't know what this fucker is talking about.
Lebanese Palestinian refugee camp plus invasion and then razing of houses in Rafah.
If anyone was wondering what to get the Israeli government this hanukkah, they're all set on copies of "Mein Kampf"...
Oh, SNAP. And his most profound dis is that he suspects they used FrontPage to write the thing. {Snicker}
Dave J. | 08.08.06 - 7:31 pm | #
Well, good for the National Review, even though his "analysis" is a tad lame. He didn't look over any code all that well. If done in frontpage, it has clear identifiers.
Not many young women can attain orgasm during sex.
Just not true.
Thanks Hecate. D'oh I forgot about Tena
Maxine Waters: "Mr. Lieberman is the symbol of everything that is wrong with the democratic party."
I was quite pleased to hear an elected Democrat say that.
OT: Angry MPs demand recall of parliament
Discontent over UK's Lebanon policy
Up to 100 MPs, most of them Labour, are to demand an immediate recall of parliament to debate the crisis in Lebanon because of growing fears about the government's strategy, the Guardian has learned.
The call is expected to come in the next 48 hours and its organisers have also been in discussion with the Liberal Democrat and Scottish Nationalist parties. Negotiations are also under way with the campaign groups backing the recent call for an immediate ceasefire that attracted the support of 200 MPs.
"I don't believe a big turn out helps Lieberman.
I don't know what this fucker is talking about.
fourlegsgood"
Turnout suggests motivation, and I can't -imagine- how Lieberman's mealy-mouthed positions motivate anybody, let alone Democrats.
Tweety did call bloggers the "pajamahadeen" today.
Which made me laugh, because for once, I am actually wearing PJ bottoms.
I'm going to NOLA August 23-31!!!!
scout prime
==
Hi scout!! That's great news - I hope I'll be able to help this time.
krupskaya, not accredited
Seriously. It's getting annoying. We get it. Fundamentalists say some wacky shit sometimes. Whippeeeeeeee!
If Lamont wins - powered by a combination of top level disconent about the war, and ground level discontent about the state of cities and towns - it will drive a stake through the Reagan coalition of suburban voters and rural resource extractors.
chidyke,
From your keyboard to the Goddess' monitor.
And I wan't my fucking welfare check...now!!
Zap Rowsdower
you ain't on drugs is you? 'cause, no shit, today i got an email about congress contemplating doing drug testing on anyone who recieves welfare or unemployment.
watson and crick, one or the other, or both said DNA proves the existence of god. i think that's about right, sort of like slugs fuck'n.
Not many young women can attain orgasm during sex.
Then they will have to practice. Often. With older men.
Tweety did call bloggers the "pajamahadeen" today.
Which made me laugh, because for once, I am actually wearing PJ bottoms.
Wonder what Tweety would call NTodd.
Tweety did call bloggers the "pajamahadeen" today.
Which made me laugh, because for once, I am actually wearing PJ bottoms.
Wonder what Tweety would call NTodd.
Tweety did call bloggers the "pajamahadeen" today.
Which made me laugh, because for once, I am actually wearing PJ bottoms.
fourlegsgood
Me too. Work at home day, today and somehow, just never managed....
Do you wear two sets or one?
Turnout suggests motivation, and I can't -imagine- how Lieberman's mealy-mouthed positions motivate anybody, let alone Democrats.
Everything I've seen today suggests that Lamont voters are motivated.
Lieberman canceled his last 2 appearances today. That suggests he knows he's going to lose.
Open invite for you and Lisa to come back on when you return - OK?
Roadmaster
Very Cool. WE Accept. I was hoping we could do that!
scout prime
Fan-tas-tic!!
BTW - We should touch base in person before you leave. I may have you get a few CDs for me while you're there (so I need to give you $$).
krupskaya, not accredited | 08.08.06 - 7:36 pm | #
Yawn.
And I am a strangest.
mer
There is an enormous amount of competition for "strangest" these days.
Last one for awhile, as we're getting complaints: Never stop masturbating, or you'll sound like THIS GUY:
"UR right i have never been with a guy i was addicted to some other stuff which i am proud to say God delivered me from (no it wasnt drugs or nething like that it was "sites" if u get what that means) But think about it when u have sex what do u do or what can u do. you can Stick ur thing into a hole or makeout. Now unless guys makeout the whole time during the sexual relation period. Then im wrong but usually when a guy and a girl have sex the guy sticks it in the hole. But if a guy and a guy have sex where are the holes. theres one in the mouth theres a nose one and a butt one. (correct me if im wrong) and i have seen it ("sites") but if u know that they can plug into each other other ways then I would like to know? Also a man and woman are able to produce a child wat does a man and a man produce just more sperm."
†JESUS IS MY OXYGEN†, MySpace [Comments (32)] [2006-Jul-02]
Every other word out of Wolf Blitzer's mouth is "Breaking news!"
Jesus Chreebus!!! Do you think they're overplaying that shit?
The 'Just In' graphic must be threadbare by now.
Hey mena. Everything is set except a kitty sitter for Teddy but I think that'll work out.
All ya need to do is come to FD and read OK
How ya doing?
I'm still waiting for someone to tell me if a bacon sammich is going to make my sore tummy hurt.
Bob Sullivan at MSNBC is a complete TOOL.
amyvvv | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:34 pm
Amen to that.
Which made me laugh, because for once, I am actually wearing PJ bottoms.
Wonder what Tweety would call NTodd.
spinoza Neque lugere, neque in | 08.08.06 - 7:39 pm | #
A Pantlesstinian?
Tweety did call bloggers the "pajamahadeen" today.
And what does that make Tweety, the "Great Satan?"
OT: 'We are ready to fight, we are ready to die'
Eleven-year-old Zahra sits on a desk in a crowded corridor of a west Beirut school and explains eloquently why she believes in the need for resistance.
"All children now want to grow up to fight Israel. It's shameful how we are being treated. What have we as children ever done to them? Nobody cares what happens to us, nobody will do anything if we don't defend ourselves."
Her friend Howra, also 11 and also a refugee from southern Lebanon now living in the school in Zarif, joins in. "Even if a thousand of our fighters are killed we will remain strong. Even with the Israeli technology, we are not afraid of them; we have the strongest fighters in the world."
Can I go with you, scout?
BTW, here's the link to that Bop News post above...
you ain't on drugs is you? 'cause, no shit, today i got an email about congress contemplating doing drug testing on anyone who recieves welfare or unemployment.
Well, I am high on JoeMethadone. And capitalism.
I don't believe a big turn out helps Lieberman.
Reports so far are that turnout is higher in the suburbs where Lamont is stronger than in the cities, which are supposedly more pro-Lieberman.
you can Stick ur thing into a hole or makeout.
I'll bet the ladies LOVE this moron.
I may have you get a few CDs for me while you're there (so I need to give you $$).
Roadmaster
Just give me a call
What I am afraid of is that Israel has sacked the one commander in order to place a more ruthless commander in his place.
The commander in charge of sacking the previous commander, has been sacked.
Just count the yard signs.
chicago dyke, giddy | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:33 pm
it's an encouraging message...i dunno, tho: sounds like a journey in yuppie/uppie-ville, though...joe's putative support is/was urban/geriatric/labor...
just sayin
.
Can I go with you, scout?
rorschach
Heck Ya
I'm still waiting for someone to tell me if a bacon sammich is going to make my sore tummy hurt.
fourlegsgood
Sore tummy? And Maxx's sore mouf? What you doing there, kids?
Reports so far are that turnout is higher in the suburbs where Lamont is stronger than in the cities, which are supposedly more pro-Lieberman.
My point exactly.
Now, bacon expert, should I have a bacon sammich or not?????
OT: Israel isolates Tyre with threat to bomb all traffic
No exemptions for humanitarian convoys says military
Israeli aircraft dropped leaflets over Tyre yesterday morning, warning people not to use vehicles south of the Litani river, heightening the city's sense of isolation.
All roads north and south of the port city have been cut by bombing in the last few days and Israeli authorities have refused permission for any ships to dock.
The travel ban had no time limit and mentioned no exceptions, even for ambulances and humanitarian convoys. Addressed to "Lebanese civilians south of the Litani River", it said: "Read this carefully and follow its instructions. The Israeli Defence Forces will escalate their operations and will strike with force against terrorist elements who are using you as human shields and firing rockets from inside your homes against Israel..." All vehicles would be bombed the letter said. It was signed "State of Israel".
The official CT results site appears to be this one. A masterpiece of UI design, it ain't.
Reports so far are that turnout is higher in the suburbs where Lamont is stronger than in the cities, which are supposedly more pro-Lieberman.
cuz mebbe Joe, he don't really help the city dwellers all that much...
[note to self - don't lie down on couch and think yer gonna remain conscious]
4LG - whatsa matter with you?
Sore tummy? And Maxx's sore mouf? What you doing there, kids?
I think I have the flu.
My stomach is better today, though it still does hurt some.
Maxx is hanging in.
Howard Dean's brother is for Lamont!
Back in a bit Bats. Let's wait to get our hopes up.
fourlegsgood: I'm still waiting for someone to tell me if a bacon sammich is going to make my sore tummy hurt.
I'm afraid it might. No soups? Oatmeal?
.
so does Lamont have a view on bacon?
Then im wrong but usually when a guy and a girl have sex the guy sticks it in the hole. But if a guy and a guy have sex where are the holes. theres one in the mouth theres a nose one and a butt one.
OMG dude you forgot the "ear one."
4LG - whatsa matter with you?
Bad stomach flu.
I think I'm getting better.
Can I go with you, scout?
rorschach
Heck Ya
scout prime | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:42 pm | #
Sweet!
For the flu, I think bacon broth is probably as strong as you need to have. And toast.
i really like jim dean. the first time i saw him was mtp this past sunday and he was very good. and it is amazing how much he and howard sound alike.
"Even if a thousand of our fighters are killed we will remain strong. Even with the Israeli technology, we are not afraid of them; we have the strongest fighters in the world."
"No arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women," said Ronald Reagan.
I loves it when Reagan-zombie bites the freepers in their asses!
Turnout suggests motivation, and I can't -imagine- how Lieberman's mealy-mouthed positions motivate anybody, let alone Democrats.
Nim, ham hock of liberty
I don't think that anyone can make any inference today about what high or low turnout would mean.
There are two groups of motiviated people out there. It all comes down to whether Lamont can turn out enough of his own supporters.
Regardless, the fact that turnout is high for a mid-term party primary makes me feel good, even if Lieberman wins. Hopefully it is indicitative of people being more involved in the debate heading into November.
That can only bode well for Democrats nationwide.
Lieberdammerung!
"Now, bacon expert, should I have a bacon sammich or not?????"
--fourlegsgood
Depends. If you're related to Thers, it's probably okay. If not, go for the yogurt or the chicken noodle soup.
I'm afraid it might. No soups? Oatmeal?
I had soup yesterday.
Today I only had toast and a coke. I probably shouldn't eat at all.
I feel pretty peculiar knowing what "vermillion" is.
one one-hundredth of a 'bulliogna'
WoodyGuthriesDolchstossblog | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:33 pm | #
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have been running crazy...will call you tonite for sure...you got a little corner of space fer me tired bones dearheart?
GWPDA's right of course, 4LG - broth, ginger ale, jello. Sorry dude. Get better quick.
Can I go with you, scout?
rorschach
Heck Ya
scout prime | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:42 pm | #
Sweet!
rorschach
Hey rorschach -
You're invited to go on-air as well. We can bring in two phone calls at once (you and Lisa/lb0313).
cowuuube
krupskaya, not accredited | 08.08.06 - 7:45 pm | #
Lame-ass copycat.
...gyah! DAMNED tags!
For the flu, I think bacon broth is probably as strong as you need to have. And toast.
Mr. Plushy kicked me in the stomach earlier when I gave him his meds.
Little bastard.
4legs, I can't imagine anything but tremendous good coming from bacon.
Seder is quoting some elections official saying that the turnout was astonishing. Turnout may get close to 80% (in some areas)!
Starting to get a little bit hopeful . . .
I second light soup and toast. Maybe an english muffin.
cowuuube
krupskaya, not accredited | 08.08.06 - 7:45 pm | #
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Hi K&Y, I thought that was you.
satan is using tattoos today to mark us for himself and to also hold us in place at whatever point in our lives we may be. Basically just like a bookmark holds our place in a book, body markings serve the same purpose of bondage. ..consider my words and please don't get another tattoo, for this would be a conscious and calculated sin you will be comitting, which in turn will only serve tp grieve our Father God, our Savior Jesus, and the Holy Spirit in us."
HisPrincess, MySpace [Comments (11)] [2006-Jul-02]
krupskaya - 7:36 pm
the toxic, unholy alliance of phobic St. Paul and a corrupted Cartesianism...
Lame-ass copycat.
rorschach | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:47 pm |
We linked to the source, you quoted without attribution.
4legs, I can't imagine anything but tremendous good coming from bacon.
Woo hooo!!!
fourlegsgood: I'm still waiting for someone to tell me if a bacon sammich is going to make my sore tummy hurt.
I'm afraid it might. No soups? Oatmeal?
.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage
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BAKED POTATO IS GREAT MEDICINE and yummy too
Man I jusy can't get over the Lieberman supporters on Tweety look like Young REpublicans
NPR reported 30,000 new voters registered, 50% turnout.
bacon: always a good idea. especially wrapped around tiger shrimp.
Then they will have to practice. Often. With older men.
Gomez |
is that you, john derbyshire?
woody- the author of the post also did urban sections of CT, read the post carefully. i suspect he's closer to the truth than a lot of bloggers, esp those far away and judging things by what other blogs are saying. just my feeling.
Why do I keep seeing gay propaganda if it's not there?
"Believe it or not many commercials have very liberal overtones and hidden messages that one would not pick up on unless one was actually trained at doing so or used to seeing. I recently saw a commercial where two men were grilling steaks outside on a patio. This commercial seemed innocent enough, but when I saw it the second time around, I noticed the two men were closer than normal and all throughout the commercial there were kids there, but no women. Get the point?"
Rob Hood, The Conservative Voice [Comments (33)] [2006-Jul-04]
You're invited to go on-air as well. We can bring in two phone calls at once (you and Lisa/lb0313).
Roadmaster | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:47 pm | #
Wow! Cool!
Here's hoping my job cooperates....
Man I jusy can't get over the Lieberman supporters on Tweety look like Young REpublicans
They ARE Young Republicans.
Every other word out of Wolf Blitzer's mouth is "Breaking news!"
Jesus Chreebus!!! Do you think they're overplaying that shit?
They certainly overplayed the cyclists piss.
damn, don't the two lieberman supporters tweety interviewed sound like friggin republicans. one bitched about lowell weicker and the only thing from his service was 'state income tax' and then the guy who wants troops out of iraq once it's stabilized and a functioning democracy. sound familiar? ....
BAKED POTATO IS GREAT MEDICINE and yummy too
I don't have any potatoes. Or chicken soup either.
krupskaya, not accredited | 08.08.06 - 7:49 pm | #
ZZZzzzz...
CTBob thinks they'll know the winner by 8:30
krupskaya: a dirty mind is a perpetual feast...
Did you ever google yourself? It feels funny at first...
But I found a paper I wrote for my (former) professional association some thirteen years ago. It still makes sense. They would even allow me to purchase it from them. Nice, eh?
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/20...006/07/
mob.html
Is it Charlie Manson or is it George Bush?
Play the MP3 file and decide for yourself.
the Ned Lamont election results page is down!!!!!! It is fucking conspiracy - YEAAGHHGHGHG!!!
We linked to the source, you quoted without attribution.
krupskaya, not accredited | 08.08.06 - 7:48 pm | #
I linked to the source earlier.
Now, bacon expert, should I have a bacon sammich or not?????
fourlegsgood
I would say that if you have eaten other lighter things today, then maybe 1/2 bacon sandwich. Sometimes the grease would be too much.
Glad that you're feeling a little better, tho.
Every other word out of Wolf Blitzer's mouth is "Breaking news!"
They've had Breakin News up on the screen probably 22 hours/day for 3 weeks.
Every other word out of Wolf Blitzer's mouth is "Breaking news!"
They've had Breakin News up on the screen probably 22 hours/day for 3 weeks.
I grilled some very nice Marks and Spencers breaded fish for me and my father for dinner earlier tonight.
served with chips and peas.
was very nice
ZZZzzzz...
rorschach | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:50 pm |
HHHhhhhh....
by David Goldberg
Moonbootica, Opera Buff - 7:48 pm
in that HugeTwit/Tom Ricks thread this morning, in the body of the interview, HugeTwit chided Ricks for reporting a conversation between anonymous generals who suggested that the Israelis, in order to always have a ready pretext and provovation, left some known caches of hezbolla katyushas alone.
.
Hi K&Y, I thought that was you.
mena | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:48 pm | #
Their trademark tedium is hard to miss...
one bitched about lowell weicker and the only thing from his service was 'state income tax'
Yeah, saying "that was the last millionaire we elected from Greenwich."
WTF? Like millionaires from Greenwich support an income tax? The little fratboy shit is probably from Greenwich himself, and goes to Princeton.
.
one would not pick up on unless one was actually trained at doing so or used to seeing
...if I rub my knuckles in my eyes, I see distorted faces in the sparkling residue. Am I looking BEYOND THE VEIL...?!
Anderson to Wolf: It's not "Breaking News" Wolf, the Israelis are firing all fucking day long, that's all that 'BOOM' is, geeze what a wuss.
BTW, Christy says this:
Oh, and and FYI to the Lieberman campaign: filing false criminal complaints can result in criminal charges being filed against the person making bogus allegations. So if you plan on filing complaints all over the state, you’d best be certain that you can back them up with facts.
I wonder how many repugs registered as dems so they could vote in this.
Probably not a lot but I'm sure it's happened.
shows what a great 'democrat' he is.
the pugs are absolutely disgusting.
I'm still waiting for someone to tell me if a bacon sammich is going to make my sore tummy hurt.
fourlegsgood
Probably, but then if you're hungry and haven't eaten for a couple of days, who knows?
Me, I'd have a clear broth (chicken) with maybe some boiled rice and some toast.
If that stayed in place, a bacon sandwich might also too.
So if you plan on filing complaints all over the state, you’d best be certain that you can back them up with facts.
Ha!
unusual honesty:
"I favor Democracy, Christianity and Capitalism as a check and balance to each other. Democracy allows choice, Christianity defines the proper choice and Capitalism takes care of those who do not make the proper choice."
BAKED POTATO IS GREAT MEDICINE and yummy too
I don't have any potatoes. Or chicken soup either.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:50 pm | #
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oh dear
do you have white rice? you could put a teeny bit of salt pepper and butter
"Believe it or not many commercials have very liberal overtones and hidden messages that one would not pick up on unless one was actually trained at doing so or used to seeing. I recently saw a commercial where two men were grilling steaks outside on a patio. This commercial seemed innocent enough, but when I saw it the second time around, I noticed the two men were closer than normal and all throughout the commercial there were kids there, but no women. Get the point?"
Rob Hood, The Conservative Voice
Didn't Rob Hood also write this article?
Me, I'd have a clear broth (chicken) with maybe some boiled rice and some toast.
I might have some rice in the cupboard.
Their trademark tedium is hard to miss...
rorschach
==
Which one of you is the Hatfields and which is the McCoys?
Bad stomach flu.
Rx= 1 bottle of Johnnie walker
1 Large, pizza (real greasy)
with all the fixin's
Have at at...
iffn the stomach is screwed up, couldn't have a better reason....
just my feeling.
chicago dyke, giddy 7:49 pm
everytime i have been tempted to actually hope something happens that actually matters to halting the metastacization of authoritarianism, it has seemed to arrive stillborn...
.
Report from Waterbury is not good for Lieberman.
I think he's fucked.
reports that senior turnout much lower than usual/expected and that's baaaaad news for lieberman.
west point gives an award to a cadet who wrote a paper in favor of openly gay service members.
wow.
10 minutes!!!
I love being married!!
My marriage is AWESOME!!!
I think he's fucked.
fourlegsgood
heehee
Which one of you is the Hatfields and which is the McCoys?
mena | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:56 pm | #
Eh, who remembers?
four -
How about take the bread from the sammich and make some toast first and see how that sits?
Brazil presidential candidates seek campaign funds
BRASILIA, Brazil (Reuters) - The leading candidates in Brazil's October 1 presidential election are struggling to raise money as last year's corruption scandal and tougher legislation in Latin America's largest country put off potential donors.
The shortage of corporate sponsors not only reflects widespread disillusionment with politicians, it could increase support among parties for Lula's proposal to finance election campaigns entirely with tax money.
One month into the official campaign, President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva has raised only 5.6 million reais ($2.6 million), or less than 10 percent of what he intends to spend, election authorities said this week.
Former Sao Paulo state Gov. Geraldo Alckmin, Lula's main rival, has raised only 1.3 million reais, short of the nearly 1.9 million reais his campaign already spent.
I don't have any potatoes. Or chicken soup either.
Take some medicine
Pour a large brandy
Take a long hot bath
Have someone pour you into bed.
The General reports from the bowels of the Lieberman campaign bunker.
Pat Buchanan thinks the indies will side with Lamont.
everytime i have been tempted to actually hope something happens that actually matters to halting the metastacization of authoritarianism, it has seemed to arrive stillborn...
Usually what I think too. I actually have some hope today.
So will Joe say in his concession speech tonight that he tied for 1st place...
Former Senator Joe Lieberman to throw opening ball at upcoming Atlanta Braves, "Faith Night."
everytime i have been tempted to actually hope something happens that actually matters to halting the metastacization of authoritarianism, it has seemed to arrive stillborn...
.
WoodyGuthriesDolchstossblog | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:56 pm | #
Weird, disturbing mixture of reproduction and cancer metaphors!
don't have any potatoes. Or chicken soup either.
But yes, you have no bananas.
T minus six minutes.
Take a long hot bath
Have someone pour you into bed.
I think lion kitty maxx is too little for that.
Scout,
Sent you a brief e-mail. If some of my photos could be put to good use, I'd be glad.
Report from Waterbury is not good for Lieberman.
I think he's fucked.
fourlegsgood | Homepage
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beautiful music
Pat Buchanan thinks the indies will side with Lamont.
Drag City and Matador are already on board. Sublime Frequencies still undecided.
T minus six minutes.
T minus 5 minutes!!!!
Sheets
Former Senator Joe Lieberman to throw opening ball at upcoming Atlanta Braves, "Faith Night."
Stunt Woman
At 51-60, the Braves need to try something else.
I recently saw a commercial where two men were grilling steaks outside on a patio. This commercial seemed innocent enough, but when I saw it the second time around, I noticed the two men were closer than normal and all throughout the commercial there were kids there, but no women. Get the point?
I saw this one movie in which these two cowboys started having the sex with each other. I didn't think much about it until on my 10th viewing I realized that they were probably gay. Hollywood is constantly trying to communicate the radical gay agenda in very subtle ways.
Thanks Doc
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:55 pm
}}}}}}}}}}}}KATIE{{{{{{{{{{{{{
ya dint 1) send me your itinerary or 2) call withit. my cell fone got stolen so i lost your number...byallmeans bring a sleeping bag...i've got an inflatable mattress and a hammock still un-claimed...(it's gonna be cozy)...
♥
News flash: Reporter glimpses Lieberman in bathroom. Wetness on face ... tears or drool? Developing ...
3 minutes!
Weird, disturbing mixture of reproduction and cancer metaphors!
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But he's talking about our electoral system!
Pat Buchanan thinks the indies will side with Lamont.
watertiger | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 7:58 pm | #
he means in the general election, yes?
"["John still hasn't grasped the meaning of falsify and continues to use it incorrectly."]
Falsify is a scientific term, so it has no meaning."
JohnR7, Christian Forums [Comments (29)] [2006-Jul-12]
T minus 2 minutes and counting, guidance is internal.
.
Weird, disturbing mixture of reproduction and cancer metaphors!
rorschach - 7:59 pm
not an inaccurate representation of my views on humanity in general, prob'ly...
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How about take the bread from the sammich and make some toast first and see how that sits?
mom usto give us toasted bread, floating in milk...why...I don't know...poor as hell, I guess...
ror- first hesiod, now k&y? man, relax. kos hasn't put you in charge of the atbitration of taste just yet.
Sorry.
Opinions kept to self henceforth.
With rorschach out of the way we shall immediately link photographs of bird excrement sculpted like various Roman emporers...
west point gives an award to a cadet who wrote a paper in favor of openly gay service members.
wow.
West Point hosted Chomsky recently -- was televised on C-SPAN. Lots of polite, detailed questions.
Oh, and and FYI to the Lieberman campaign: filing false criminal complaints can result in criminal charges being filed against the person making bogus allegations. So if you plan on filing complaints all over the state, you’d best be certain that you can back them up with facts.
watertiger
i liked that. fuck'n lawyers. it'd be great if he could have a cell next to bush.
is this going to be another one of those 49 to 51 allnite cliffhangers?
just my gut, i think joe's going to be running as an independant.
“And these faux neocon enablers, the infinitely understanding and supportive pillars of Right Blogostan society who with strenuous serenity look down on the carnage on the street from their balconies, are the loud, sour, ugly and snarky Steve Buscemi apologists who provide us with the only comic relief in this virtually unrelieved horror show of this Quentin Tarantino administration.”
All this plus the campaign speech that Bush should’ve given back in 1999 and would it have made a difference if he’d had such Bulworth moments in From Pottersville To its Sister City, Pamplona.
Nice to see you here, Echidne. How long are you staying?
CT radio guy -- Colin McEnroe -- on w/Sam just now mentioned that Lamont is attractive. Had been thinking about this earlier today. Much as we like to think looks don't matter, they do. Lamont is an attractive guy. Can't hurt.
"Joe Lieberman: the people of his home district know him best -- and they voted for Lamont.
The only talking point if Lieberman runs as an independent. Or is Holy Joe going to claim that the blogfascists hacked the electorate in his home district?
"Baby, baby, baby you're outttttttttta time,... I SAID.................", hope they play that at Lamont hq.
HEROES
Bono Buys a piece of Forbes. Prepares peppy cover lines: “SOCIALIZED MEDICINE BOON TO CAPITALISTS.”
GOATS
Ed Rendell Startles Philadelphians by stating the absurd: “Rick Santorum has proven that he gets the job done.”
Lynn Swann: But then there’s the alternative.
Philadelphia Magazine The city’s murder rate is alarming, and phillymag.com has a killer question of its own: “Do you like the new tapas trend, with small plates designed for sharing, or do you prefer a menu of traditionally sized entrees?” We’ll think that one over.
Pat Buchanan thinks the indies will side with Lamont.
watertiger |
He's wrong.
Na na na na
Na na na na
Goodbye, Joe, goodbye!
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