Comments for Sporadic Sequential

You must win some kind of prize for getting that amazing search phrase!


That's very funny, because I was just going through my own referral logs, where I found these charmers:

zatanna+cleavage

mike+sterling+suicide (someone really doesn't like my weblog)

help+i'm+trapped+in+my+sister's+body

I think I'm going to have to put these in a post in my own site!


I'm not entirely certain, given his anatomy in that picture, that you COULD remove his clothes.

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I think you gotta peel the costume off, like liquid latex.


http://adlo.dreamers.com/ estudio...et_torres01.htm

And go to page four...


Amazing link!


His shield is all wrinkly...


For about two weeks, I was plagued by referrals from searches for "Danny+Phantom+porn." Apparently (and disturbingly), naked images of a cartoon 14-year-old are in great demand.


GOOD LORD! Thanks (?) for that link, Eme. I'll update the entry so that everyone can share in the glory that is ROB LIEFELD CAPTAIN AMERICA NAKED!!!


My eyes! My eyes!


Hahahahahaha! Best link ever!


Meanwhile, I'm still getting hits for "Thundercats sex."


The "work safe" images of the naked Cap. It's part of your insidious plan to make me laugh myself to death, isn't it?

And that "Cap picks up a hooker" page. What are these guys smoking that their brains don't tell them something don't look right here?


Hah.. nothing too insane for me. A couple that mostly make sense like "research on the last name of fumo" and "midori no hibi anime episode screen dates".

However, I find "pie chart of purchases for pokemon" pretty funny along with me managing to get a hit from "worlds diamond consumption percentage".

Nothing x-rated as of yet, though..


I'm out of the loop here. That original pic IS Photoshop enhanced, right? Surely that's not an actual unmodified drawing?


That's 100% Liefeld, Mr. Winky. Pure and unrefined.


Oh, it's been refined. Refined...

by evil.


My favorite search query leading to my site:

Rumania+bears+unicycles


I just got this one today:

http://www.google.com/search?q=r...8&start=30& sa=N

Yes, that was in my referral logs. I'm quite afraid.


It occurs to me that, given Cap's unique Liefeldian physiology, it must be very difficult to get his BALLZ 2 THA WALL!


My Eyes! Ze Goggles, ze do nutting!


Can I sue John for providing me with such a disturbing image?;)

Okay after that lame joke, I will atone by telling my deepest most shameful comic book secret.

At one time I was fascintated by Rob Liefeld's art.

I was just getting back into comics when he was at his peak, and the way his books looked were completely different from anything else I'd ever seen.

Now I know that was because they were completely horrible, but at one time it was just something so different to look at.

Of course that was also during my "illness" where after 5 years of not being able to find any comics I found a comic shop. And tried to buy every single comic that came out for about a year and a half.


Well.. the thing about Liefeld is that I actually kind of like his style. If it could somehow be harnessed into imagery that had correct proportions and lack of stupidity............


Hehe, ik dacht ook meteen aan dat beetje invloed op http://www.utilities.h12.ru/


About those not-safe-for-work images...

Cap's a tad underequipped, isn't he?


I'm so glad it's not just me that thinks Liefield's character anatomy is downright inhumanly frightening. Thank you for the reaffirmation. I feel better about myself now.


Unbeliveably bad, bad, bad. Seriously.


My gosh. A friend sent this link to me as an example of something that no-one would ever plagerise off. And now my mind is scarred for eternity. When I'm old and senile, and don't recall my name, I will still be able to close my eyes and envision the Captain in all his glory. What kind of sick, twisted mind conceives such a notion?!

I pray that guys don't really look like that sans clothes, or I may remain single forever.


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