All part of my cunning plot to increase eye-strain and despair in the world...
Lyle | Homepage | 08.07.03 - 3:13 pm | #

mark's going to have to take off his glasses and put his head in his hands at that one, lyle.
kate | Homepage | 08.05.03 - 9:51 am | #

It's like being John Malkovich, D - only with the added advantage of sounding like a Macdonald's drive-thru.
Lyle | Homepage | 08.05.03 - 7:56 am | #

I've never been Stephen hawking, am I likely to get a good price?
D | Homepage | 08.04.03 - 5:19 pm | #

Kate, I'm hoping that you will refrain from posting anything approximating Tim's "What's better than being Stephen Hawking?" jokes.
Mark | Homepage | 08.04.03 - 4:58 pm | #

funny how accidentally hitting 'ok' twice will make you look stupid no matter what. stephen hawking could post 'a brief history of time' in a comments box, hit 'ok' twice and be totally discredited. except in his case, as opposed to mine, it would probably be the first time he'd been thought stupid.
kate | Homepage | 08.04.03 - 4:51 pm | #

by "interwebthingy" i assume you mean the "luvvv superhighway"?
kate | Homepage | 08.04.03 - 4:47 pm | #

The first post could be an exposé of the success of online couples and the number of people who have been turned into soup by a complete stranger they fell in love with over the Interwebthingy
D | Homepage | 08.04.03 - 4:45 pm | #

Oh, I suddenly had a brilliant idea. D needs his own weblog!
Karen | Homepage | 08.04.03 - 4:39 pm | #

d, you need to post 'the art of flattering' on your blog.

oh, wait.
kate | Homepage | 08.04.03 - 3:52 pm | #

As charming as ever, D.
Mark | Homepage | 08.04.03 - 3:40 pm | #

Great you mean I have to check the bottom of all the posts now to see if I'm going to enjoy it (Kate) or hate you (Mark)?
D | Homepage | 08.04.03 - 3:20 pm | #

Hope all the "guest blogger" stuff works out for the two of you. Good luck.
Lyle | Homepage | 08.04.03 - 2:20 pm | #

You're only adding fuel to the rumours, you know.
Karen | Homepage | 08.04.03 - 1:28 pm | #

ooh! ooh! ooh!
*raising hand obnoxiously*
i think i know!
k | Homepage | 08.04.03 - 6:32 am | #

Little Miss, whoever said that I wouldn't be posting as well?
Mark | Homepage | 08.03.03 - 1:09 pm | #

I think your guest blogger is a cool bird! Tell her "hello" from The Wendy City, okay?
WendyCity | Homepage | 08.03.03 - 3:16 am | #

Er, feeling lazy then? Are you going to have to change the name from London Mark to London-Whomever-Feels-Like It Right Now?
Little Miss Bitch | Homepage | 08.03.03 - 1:51 am | #