Chastising your computer will never get you anywhere ... but a quick hug will do wonders.
girls dont cry | Homepage | 08.23.03 - 8:35 am | #

You have a teddy bear named Edward? Awwww...that's too cute.

And D- they might not be able to respond, but they can still hear you.
Lux | Homepage | 08.20.03 - 11:26 pm | #

#2 Okay, believeing it might respond isn't the worrying part. TALKING TO A STUFFED TOY IS!

#9 Heh
D | Homepage | 08.20.03 - 12:02 pm | #

Shane, in the UK mate means FRIEND. You may now lift yourself from the gutter.
Little Miss Bitch | Homepage | 08.19.03 - 10:38 pm | #

Mind out of the gutter, please, Shane.
Mark | Homepage | 08.19.03 - 1:53 pm | #

Shane, actually the corruption on this occasion is the fault of the British. I probably shouldn't admit things like that out loud though.
Pete | Homepage | 08.19.03 - 9:29 am | #

Number 14's just being English. Believe me, we Canadians are somewhat plagued by it ourselves.
Chz | Homepage | 08.18.03 - 11:38 pm | #

no, mark, you really are rubbish at taking care of your mobile.
kate | Homepage | 08.18.03 - 10:06 pm | #

uh... you might want to add a translation of #5 for those of us on the other side of the big pond. sure, you can argue that we've corrupted the queen's english and all, but what you've suggested _is_ illegal in almost 48 of our united states...

otherwise, the list is spot on...
shane | Homepage | 08.18.03 - 7:43 pm | #

I have half of these, including a variation on #12 - sometimes I will involuntarily stall for time by saying "I beg your pardon?" when in fact I heard them clearly the first time. This is highlighted most brightly when I give the answer before they have managed to start repeating the question.
Pete | Homepage | 08.18.03 - 6:10 pm | #

I do 6 whether I'm wearing them or not, and get very annoyed by people doing 10.
Karen | Homepage | 08.18.03 - 1:46 pm | #

I do number 4 and number 14 too, I really must stop!
jane | Homepage | 08.18.03 - 1:19 pm | #