Elevate my thinking

Gravatar sorry to be so late (being an american slob and all)

i'll take a double espresso please...


Gravatar i was going to post about tea today! now i'll look unoriginal.

too late, i suppose. could i beg something fruity and caffeine-free, please? use your imagination; i trust your judgment (on tea).


Gravatar One Stoli Cosmopolitan, please. And since I am GMT-5, do I get mine at 4pm your time or my time?


Gravatar Bottle of gin, please. And a straw. And a teacake. In that order. Thank you very much.


Gravatar Ye fuggin bastich... you... you... you... you think that *burp* you can jus' cominhere... an... and be jus' like Uborka wi' yer fancy cocktails and... and PIES!

Snuckle-uckle... yuggle-gurgle.... BARKEEP! Another Mojito!

*splat*

ZzzzzZZZzzzzzzzz (dribble)


Gravatar I think something non-alcoholic perhaps... diet coke maybe, with extra caffeine?

*goes back to sleep*


Gravatar A pint of Young's Special for me and a couple of your finest Eccles cakes.

Ta!


Gravatar Double Jack Daniels and Diet Coke please bartend.

Cheers!


Gravatar Straight Smirnoff Blue shot, no ice, please.

I'll put it in the cupholder, drool for the 65-mile daily drive home and drink it when (finally) there.

Ta ever so and have a great weekend.


Gravatar San Rafael Lombardo please.

I've no idea what it is, but my Dad always asks for one as a joke whenever anyone asks what he wants to drink at mealtimes.
It's worn a little thin now.

So, just out of curiosity really.

Viva el café Londonmark.

Nice decor.


Gravatar Now, I reckon you're the sort of chap who knows how to make a decent brew - so it's a pot of Earl Grey for me, please. And don't worry too much if you aren't able to warm the pot in the bottom oven of the Aga. I'll let it pass, just this once.


Gravatar I'm working on an audit questionnaire today, so frankly anything alcoholic will do.

I'll have a very precisely poured and rigorously documented pint of the black stuff please. Then I might have a second one, just to watch you attempting the plurals thing again


Gravatar Ah - always good to have a back-up café *Grin*

Hmmm - it's a toss-up between a black russian and a coffee. Maybe both?

Thanks.




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