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I'm not quite sure how to take that, D... er, thanks?
(Puzzles to himself for a moment)
I think.
i don't want to enter this debate either, but she's canadian.
You're very wise for someone who's dating a Yank.
Yes, thank you Vaughan. I'm trying not to enter this debate.
Mark! You're really funny for someone from north London!!! 
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she's very patronising for a moron.
A friend of a friend really did steal a police car, from Scotland Yard. Obviously, she was pissed. Unfortunately, her job (At the time...) was in the Home Secretary's Private Office.
A long time ago, mind.
Maybe she was being ironic for an American?
funny for a brit?
The backlash has started...
you're so funny for a brit! 
my favourite answering machine message to leave is "hi, it's me. call me back."
I spent a fair chunk of my uni years coaching public speaking /debating -
if only I' had your handy guide to go by! Although, when it comes to debating, I'm rather partial to
the line "by Thor's hammer" as a rebuttal strategy.
Oh, the sheer unadulterated JOY of answering services! I love them! I really really love them! They were created specifically for people like me, those with permanent foot-in-mouth disease.
The Art of - absolutely brilliant. But will you stop reading my mind?
You mean "the hypothetical caller", don't you, Kate?
mark may or may not have done that very thing.
It is advised that if you're leaving a drunken message that you don't have a "cheerleader" in the background to encourage. After he thought his girlfriend had been carousing with another man, my roommate left a message that roughly translated to "I'm soooooo much fucking cooler than him. This is Zach. I'm fucking cool. Believe it. This is Zach." Whilst my other roommate shouted in the background "FUCK HIM" repeatedly.
She sent it back the next day and I quickly made it into a memorable mix-tape opener.
Hi Mark
I really enjoyed reading this. I think you are a very accomplished writer and should do it for a living - if you don't already.
Witho
P.S. I'm going to put a link to your blog from mine...
Sounds like the only hands it would be safe in are mine, since it supposedly concerns me.
as i recall, karen, you are a formidable mistress of gossip-mongering herself. this information might be dangerous in your hands.
I'll give you pie.
Moi? Rumour-mongering? Never.
How much are you charging to tell that gossip, Mark?
Well the rumor I hear is that you're a big fat snowman liar and I'm gonna push the three-bar fire just a little bit closer to you.
That hypothetical message-leaver would be relieved to know that, Kate.
And yes, yes I do, D.
Bite me, you don't know squat.
in that, ahem, hypothetical situation, one whose sober self is articulate and well-spoken will leave a relatively harmless message which will be understood to have been left in utter drunkenness only by the person to whom it was directed, not by others who live in the house. this should give encouragement to remorseful drunk-message-leavers.
It's about D.
Ooh ooh, what's the gossip?
Are you gonna make the art of dancing ?
i'd pay to see a public speech breaking all those rules in one sitting!
glad a second series has been commissioned...
Chuffed to see "the art of" back again
Excellent stuff!
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