Elevate my thinking
Thank you very much, Mike.
But you forgot that I'm Z-list and proud. Otherwise perfect.
Shall I just save Mark's time and make the inevitable "Actually I'm Z-list" comment for him?
(After all, he's helping to save me an awful lot of blogging time this week. The least I can do in return is take over some of his commenting duties...)
Look, Mark. This simply won't do. To sit around writing brilliantly on your own site is bad enough, but then to go and have the sheer NERVE and affrontery do the same on someone else's site - and moreover to do so under your own name rather than using a craftily-created pseudonym - is SIMPLY NOT ON. Have I fought the Blog Wars for three years for it to come to this? Well, have I? (DON'T answer - it's a rhetorical question. Thank you).
If this goes on, I may have to start turning up here making sly one-line comments, like D. And you wouldn't like that, would you?
Please stop. You're showing up the rest of us.
Yours sincerely,
The Undersigned (OK, well, it's just me, but everyone else was busy)
PS. Going on hiatus soon. Please look after my site while I'm away. Please. I'll pay and everything. Please. I need the hits. I used to be C-list, but I'm rapidly slipping.
"Can I have my money now, Mike?"
Hm, does this asking fall under the 1/shmooze them first, 2/blunt request, or 3/guilt-trip category? Perhaps you would have more luck with the buying pints approach.
Shameless!
I tried it, though.
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