You just want one monkey. The "Post No Evil" monkey.
D | Homepage | 10.24.03 - 9:58 am | #

Perhaps some sock monkeys could be of assistance?
Daniella | Homepage | 10.24.03 - 1:20 am | #

No, Mike. I'm never anyone but myself when I'm online. Honestly.

Call me.
Sindy, aged 18, Dallas.
Vaughan | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 10:02 pm | #

http://www.newtechusa.com/ppi/main.asp
Courtney | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 9:15 pm | #

(... enters room in monkey costume, scratches head with foot, looks around confused ... 'yoo-hoo?')

I guess I have the wrong party again.
deb | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 8:51 pm | #

Hey, we need the money for a deposit for this flat we're just looking at on Saturday...
Karen | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 5:00 pm | #

Assuming fictitious online identities, Vaughan? I'm shocked!
mike | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 3:29 pm | #

You're offering to dress up as a lemur for me, Karen? Does Pete know?

Rumbled, Vaughan Monkey, we've got you bang to rights.
Mark | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 3:27 pm | #

See, i've given it away now. Darn commenting systems.
Vaughan | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 3:19 pm | #

I see Karen's offer to dress up as a lemur, and I raise it with an offer to dress up as a monkey, do monkey noises and - drumroll - an occasional little monkey dance.

Nyah.
A Monkey | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 3:18 pm | #

What if I dress up as a lemur?
Karen | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 2:55 pm | #

I hadn't considered lemurs, Vaughan, thanks for the tip.

I might be prepared to pay, but I need to work out a decent salary scale for someone in a monkey costume at a keyboard.
Mark | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 1:47 pm | #

If he's prepared to pay, I'm prepared to put on a monkey costume and type.
Karen | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 1:38 pm | #

You don't pay enough, mate.
A Monkey | 10.23.03 - 1:28 pm | #

Actually, lemurs are far better at typing.
Vaughan | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 1:27 pm | #

Hearty congratulations, Mr D.
Mark | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 12:32 pm | #

Yay - * dances round the room like a demented simian thing in sheer delight at having achieved such a mundane feat *
Mr.D. | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 12:29 pm | #

Now this is the length of post I can handle.

'Oo, 'er, Missus'

I may even have got the URL right?
Mr.D. | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 12:27 pm | #

I don't want squirrel monkeys, I want typing monkeys, preferably ones which have a few ideas for posts, as well.
Mark | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 12:06 pm | #

Who, me?
Karen | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 11:38 am | #

Yeah, I have hordes of evil monkeys at my beck and ca...

wait... you were implying that I'm simian in nature, weren't you Karen. Oh ha ha ha.
D | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 11:24 am | #

Adrian Sevitz can point you in the direction of various bunches of squirrel monkeys, just scroll down through the last month or so's posts.

Don't know how much use they'll be, however.
Dave | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 11:19 am | #

I suppose if you can't find any monkeys, you could ask D to help.
Karen | Homepage | 10.23.03 - 11:03 am | #