Elevate my thinking

Gravatar No snickering, no bugs, no kicking, no sulking, no wasps, no squirrels, no lemurs.

And above all no stopping.

You can't make threats so I enter the Guardian competition and then make me stop, you see.

Londonmark marches on.


Gravatar Which squirrels are these? kamikaze squirrels, perchance? If they're grey and self-destruct I'm all in favour of them. Even though I'm feeling sorry for Mark. The only good squirrel is a dead squirrel. If it's grey.


Gravatar And didn't we have some lemurs around here somewhere?


Gravatar And the squirrels.


Gravatar Ninnies, is it?

I may have to unleash the wasps.


Gravatar Well, thank gawd you've chosen to ignore some of the poll results, Mark.
After all, if they really felt they wanted you to stop blogging, they need only observe the rule, "Don't go there!"
And since they are apparently ninnies, you are free to take their 31% and apply it liberally to the option of your choice.


Gravatar But Mark should *absolutely* stop blogging - on londonmark, that is. Because I want him as my guest blogger for ever and ever. You're my wife now!


Gravatar Well actually, he doesn't know where we live now, so I think we're (and by we, I mean D) pretty safe.

For now anyway.


Gravatar Stuart, shush.


Gravatar He's sulking


Gravatar *Stuart, fed up of being shushed, stomps off into the corner*

Mark?

Are you there?

Hellooooo?


Gravatar But I might tell him if he comes and kicks me.


Gravatar Oh, he knows where D lives. But not where I live.


Gravatar just plain mean.

karen, i'm shocked.


Gravatar that is so mean and evil. i can't believe they did that. go and give them a good kicking. you know where they live, i take it.

i hope your revenge will be a dish served cold.


Gravatar Also, your polling system wasn't quite foolproof. Depending on a visitor's knowledge of cookies and dynamic IP addresses, it was possible to manufacture multiple votes. So I'd disregard the whole "stop blogging" mandate.

What's next for you then?


Gravatar Obviously, the idjits who put "stop blogging" had never thought of just not looking at the page anymore. Therefore, that entry is null & void (and why do people use that utterly redundant phrase?) and one should move on to the next entry.


Gravatar Because if you do, D's going to eat a bug.


Gravatar Will you be quitting then Mark?


Gravatar Stuart, shush!


Gravatar So that'd be something new then?


Gravatar pffffffffffft


Gravatar (snicker, snicker, snicker)




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