Uh, do you get your own gun and flack vest on the Iraq tour?
Leroy Fuddpucker | 10.07.03 - 10:12 am | #

I believe you have to borrow one, but we will check with Student Travel Services and find out.
Terry Oglesby | Homepage | 10.07.03 - 10:39 am | #

Shouldn't that be Ms. & Mr. Weelvil? Because remember,a PC campus is a beacon to the community and a place where differences are celebrated. Except for those conservative guys from the eng. and business schools and anyone who is not a thinking, bright-progressive like me, O' yeah and those goths and the metrosexual guys who hang out near the Quad, not them either.
Prof. N. Clusive, Dept of some | 10.09.03 - 3:51 pm | #

This patently reactionary technology would not print the rest of my title--it should read:

Prof. N. Clusive, Ph.D.
Senior Scholar
Department of Something Very Trendy
WSU
Anonymous | 10.09.03 - 3:54 pm | #

In Re: Title of Mr. and Miss Weevil State

At this time, no effort is under consideration to change the title of the annual Mr. and Miss Weevil contest to the Mr. and Ms. Weelvil contest.

Despite the fact that Weevil State University prides itself on celebrating the diversity of all living things, the fact remains that there are no such things as Weelvils.

The Board of Regents believe that to change the name to Weelvil would promote a destructive agenda which would damage the fine reputation this university has upheld since 1541, and not be beneficial to any student.
Terry Oglesby | Homepage | 10.10.03 - 7:51 am | #

I submit that the Chancellor’s answer is just another in the series of patriarchal and non-diverse actions at this University. Why should we be bound by spelling conventions created by society and a bunch of DWM[dead white men].
Spelling should be an act of freedom – down with the tyranny of the good spellers.

Prof. N. Clusive
Senior Scholar
Dept. Of Something Extremely Trendy
[so trendy we changed the name yesterday]
Anonymous | 10.10.03 - 8:43 am | #