LMAO! You've got me rolling!!

"Always let Sissy drive"??? I think you all knew where we were going better than I did!

And if it wasn't for you, I could have been shot walking downtown! You and your damn good judgement!
Sissy | Homepage | 09.12.05 - 8:31 pm | #

"Always check the expiration date. This is really important.

Carry a roll of toilet paper in your rental. Again, this is really important."

Toilet paper expires?

By the way, you should enter this in this week's Carnival of Comedy. Use Ferdy's Carnival page:

http://www.conservativecat.com/F...y/ Carnivals.htm
Harvey | Homepage | 09.12.05 - 10:00 pm | #

I agree with Harvey! Let me know if you need help!
Sissy | Homepage | 09.12.05 - 10:01 pm | #

I don't know Harvey...not scared but maybe a little intimiated...maybe
spurs | 09.13.05 - 1:22 pm | #

Get over it Spurs! It's good, funny and I've seen a hell of a lot worse in the carnival before!
Sissy | Homepage | 09.13.05 - 3:41 pm | #

Football isn't a religion in some states?!?!?! Surely you jest!
Contagion | Homepage | 09.14.05 - 5:22 pm | #

Boggles the freakin' mind Contagion.
By the way, good first week in the pools. Long way to go though...
spurs | 09.14.05 - 5:37 pm | #

Are you ass-kickin' chickens? I've been trying to figure out who that is.
Contagion | Homepage | 09.16.05 - 11:26 am | #

That's me!! Go Gamecocks!!! Wooo-Hooo!!!!
spurs | 09.16.05 - 4:47 pm | #

Spurs, I realize you're a Gamecock fan, but do you ever throw up during a game because you're now watching a Spurrier-coached team?
Toluca Nole | 09.16.05 - 6:04 pm | #

Yes. Usually twice....but if he can get the Gamecocks to compete for an SEC title, I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
spurs | 09.17.05 - 8:40 am | #