I once was on a conference call while in the crapper at my place of employment. I couldn't log off and I needed to hear what they were saying. Of course I had it on mute the whole time.
I hate to say it, but I've done the same at home. You know, when it hits it hits. But, I wouldn't do it in public!
Whenever I hear another dude on the phone in a stall, I scrape the barrel for any fart, let'r rip, piss loudly, and flush plenty to let the caller on the other side know he's speakin to someone who sittin on the can. Nothing says I care so little for you, than to take a dump while on the phone.
LOL Sir Crapalot...but I'm glad we don't have co-ed cans (yet).
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