oh no, one weeks wifout treats! that's almost a squillion days! Poor Gracie!
Hi my sweetest beautiful Abby! Good job!
*purrs and headbutts*
Sammy
Poor Gracie... are you shure she is guilty of that crime? Gracie, maybe you should approach Finny and Buddy to help defend you. Finny is a genius criminal lawyer! Remember the Victor Tabbycat case?
Yes, we agree. Get Finnegan J. Katz, Esq. to defend you Gracie. At least he can get your sentence reduced.
Love your post!!
Hey, you're a tuxedo cat like me!
Wow, you really solved that case in a hurry! You are good, almost as good as Marco PI...
Patches
furrst of all, that sock drawer's WAY too neat - it practicully BEGS fur messin up. second, we finks that Gracie looks way too busy playin wif that fev-ver ta haf done it. besides, if ya gots a fev-ver why would ya bother wif boring ol' socks? didja haf any human kids in yur house at the time? they're furry messy!
Poor Gracie. We fink she's been framed. She definitely needs a lawyer.
::gasp:: Gracie! I would never have thought...you! Not cute little Gracie! 
Dear Miss Abby,
Miss Gracie has retained me as her attorney in this matter. Several of the esteemed commenters have alreddy purrsented many of the arguments that I would offer.
1) Miss Gracie obviously has plenty of toys and as noted, who would want bean socks wen they have fevvers to play wif?
2) It would seem that Miss Gracie is playing wif a bean who is holding the fevver toy, so how could she have stolen the socks?
3) What did yore keen sense of smell sniff out?
4) Do all of the cats in yore house eat the same foods? If so, efurry cat's breff would be the same, therefore leaving the same scent on the socks.
In conclusion, I would humbly ask that the investigation be re-opened and that we ask Brach to assist you. Perhaps a more definitive conclusion can be reached.
Awaiting your response I remain humbly yours,
Finnegan J. Katz, Esq.
But Gracie claims the right of all-objects-in-the-house-are-Cat-toys. So she isn't really guilty after all.
we are furry impressed Finnegan! may we haf a busy-ness card...just in case we effur needs you?
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Holy smokes! One week without treats?! Gracie, I feel for you! That's a horrically harsh sentence for misplacing some socks. Could you imagine how much worse it would have been had you put holes in them? Shudders...
How could you tell? Rhett used to steal socks from Nyssa's drawer and bring them downstairs in the middle of the night. He always gave himself away with his meow while the theft was in progress. I put some of the blame on Nyssa because she never shuts drawers completely; still doesn't.
The Sock Bandit strikes again!
If yur mom doesn't want you doin nothin to the socks, she shouldn't leaf them out where you can find em. It's an atracktif newsands, right Finny?
An anywho, I heared that killer socks are furry dangerous an efurry home needs a brave kitty to attack an kill the killer socks. I fink I learnt that frum the Crew.
Gracie, it wasn't the Crew, it was the Feline Oligarchy who warned us all to watch out fur killer socks. Yur just proteching yur fambly. Just like me, last night, wif the killer moth that flew right ofur Mom an Dad's heads in bed at 3 AM. Ida caught it, too, if I hadn't landed on Mom's face.
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