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About damn time someone sees my potential.....
AND about damn time you wrote something worth reading....and LOOK!!! No pictures!!!
I knew you could do it, chump!
Oh....and you're welcome. For inspiring you to write. I take cash only, please. Or a case of beer. Whichever.
Whatever. Writing shit about you is like falling down stairs.
Easy.
I know that's right.
Thanks for the sweet words....
It means so much to me....to know that you really do like me.
*sigh*
One of the Top 3 diatribes ever! Sheriff Lobo is the schnizit, I would love to see Laurie clamp down like a bulldog on the Bidwells that have run that team into the ground, and Mexicans got shooting each other. As Toyota once queried, "Who could ask for anything more?"
Yep yep!!!!!!
That was supposed to say 'gut' shooting. Dammit DD, where is the trashcan so I can throw away my earlier mistakes? But you say, "CB, you fool! That's what the 'preview' link is for!" Shut the fuck up with that shit. Men don't ask for directions, call AAA or use the 'preview' link.
Oh my. I can picture Laurie coaching the team. She's be awesome. The team would be fierce having that bad ass hot Pirate Captain.
Note to self, don't jump out and scare the shit out of people with guns. Duh!
I think Laurie would make a great Football coach.
The whole roof falling down on your head if you pull out the supporters, who knew?
Great 'tribe. There are dumb asses among us.
I was wondering where you were going with the Diatribe on the football one. I thought you were going to focus on the awe-inspiring statement at the end...but I'm imagining Laurie on the sidelines with her little headset on. Keystone in hand. Not bothering to cover her mouth when she tells them what to do because the other team would get the shit stomped out of them if they tried to read her lips.
I'm sorry, I'm still cracking up over the fact that U. of Phoenix doesn't have a campus, but has a stadium. Oddly, there is a U. of Phoenix campus near my house -- and I live in Maryland!
Who thinks of this stuff?
I don't LIKE you.
I tolerate you.
You're like the kid brother of a best friend. He bugs the everloving SHIT outta you, but you can't drop-kick him from here to Frisco because, well...it's your buddy's bro. You deal with and ignore him the best you can.
So can your fake-ass sniffles, Chachi.
I can totally see Captain New Booty Mean Ass as coach on a football team. It would be a perfect way for her to vent her frustrations of the world!
I also know now not to try and pull support beams from other people's proches.
Which is a shame, because the ones I had my sights on were SO pretty! 
DD, I must see the rest of your screenplay for HOW THE GARCIA BOYS LOST THEIR LIMBS. Your vignette was thrilling. Just think we could have Edward James Olmos play the elder Garcia and Wilmer Valderama play Hector. I'm telling you there are bucks to be made on this one.
Oh and thanks. Now I'm at work singing, "Ooh dat just my baby daddy..."
Great idea! We'll have 2 teams in the NFL with pirate themes with Laurie as coach. "Beat them or get shanked" is a winning concept. You're brilliant. Brilliant. (I love those commercials)
The shooting Mexican dialogue was the most brilliant thing I have read in ages. Man that poor dumb guy. Laurie would be a terrifying coach, much scarier than Denny Green's big teddy bear looking ass.
The first dudes family will probably sue the homeowner,
Coach Captain New Booty Mean Ass would be brilliant,
and the third one was just funny.
Well done.
Hey, Just wanted you to know two things...
1) You are on my blog today with the picture I took for you in NY...and...
2) My husband thought that was YOU singing Baby Daddy! *ROFL*
I told him you were far too white to sound so ghetto. *L*
Love you!~
Wow I can see it now... Remember that movie from the 80's with Goldie Hawn as a tough, rough, football coach? Yes! Now starring Laurie in her toughest role ever... I almost feel sorry for those overpaid, stuck up mamma's boys... ALMOST.
Damn you for making that song play automatically.
That is all.
I always visit the hot blonde pirate, and well, the woman has fabulous taste. So I ventured off her list and came across your jazz. Love it! You have great taste yourself mister, the rants are wicked - no hope for mankind really! Good read!
Throwin' the horns your way!
I think I'll keep comin' back.
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