How the fuck, I mean how the fuck, does a 29 year old fool people into thinking he was 12? This is sick on so many levels. I wonder if the two 'molesters' showered like the Crying Game when they found out it wasn't a child but a grown man. Sorry, that was wrong but god damn that was a weird story.

Fuck that duck. I'm glad I don't like duck.

That damn bush.
Fresh Air Lover | Homepage | 01.24.07 | #

I know a bush that needs a beating. OH! Dude, was that the Dice or what?! HA!
randi | Homepage | 01.24.07 | #

Oh DD that was great !

You know, I'm sure that bush was asking for it.
Weekends Off | Homepage | 01.25.07 | #

Oregano is an herb, not a spice. Incidentally, so is pot.
Kalyani | 01.25.07 | #

Kalyani, YOU ARE SUCH AN EDITOR!!! Good lord, woman. And you're right, but I still wanna apply boot to booty. Herb, spice, either way, I bet it sucks if you smoke it.
Dark Damian | Homepage | 01.25.07 | #

One of the greatest tribes ever. I don't know if you happened to see a oicture of that 29yr old man but there was no way he was passing for 12. He easily looked 40. The duck thing??? That is just insane. Poor cold duck. Some guy beating a bush is simply hilarious. Aren't all the black people in Hilton Head gullah anyway? They would work all types of roots on you if you tried to make them leave. I would hope people know better.
Natalie | Homepage | 01.25.07 | #

How in the name of God could a live duck be in someone's frig for 2 DAY? Were they out of town and came home to find their frig full of bird sh*t?? Oh Lord!!

Lela
Lela | 01.25.07 | #

I'm in tears... hahahahahaha... and my IP shows on your NEO COUNTER as coming from Compton... wee!
metalchick | Homepage | 01.25.07 | #

That first story is sick beyond words, and it has abso-freaking-lutely NOTHING to do with being gay. Those a sick as pedophiles...or pedophile wanna-be's....you know what I mean.

Best line of the 'tribe: You were supposed to be a stain on a sheet at a Days Inn in Savannah..
Lexi | Homepage | 01.25.07 | #

*those are sick ass pedophiles*

I must be as drunk as the bush-whacker.
Lexi | Homepage | 01.25.07 | #

Best Coined Word of the Day: Maybenot.
Katrice | Homepage | 01.25.07 | #

D is back to diatribin' and all is right with the world again!

I can't imagine how an adult could pass as a kid, but you're right - intent should be enough to put them under the jail!

You did a great job representing the mind of the impaired in #3. That was funny as hell!
jali | Homepage | 01.26.07 | #

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