Hmm... It would be interesting to track Akismet to see if using statements like "amateur MILF in wild inter-racial 3-way" actually leads to an increase in spam comments. If so, that suggest that the spammers have really intelligent, aggressive crawlers. (Or a bunch of next-to-third-world people doing lots of intense searches on a variety of engines for little to no pay.)

Which then leads to the question of when this can be harnessed to actually serve a greater good of some sort.

At any rate, lol douchenozzle. My mum's favorite shock word, on the rare occasions she stooped to that level, was "dicknose" and "communist rat bastard". (Not that communisim really had anything to do with anything, but it just sounded funny.)

P.S. With this article you have officially cemented Hero status in my book.
Giania | Homepage | 08.05.08 - 9:50 am | #

Great post...I wish I wrote this.
Shane | Homepage | 08.05.08 - 10:25 am | #

hehehe... Why you didn't finish the MILF part? Once again, an enlightening post, thank you.
Tedel | Homepage | 08.05.08 - 12:15 pm | #

one way to find creativity is to steal it from other people!

Great post!
Jane Sample | Homepage | 08.05.08 - 12:38 pm | #

Great delicatessen of a post. You should write a book, Bob. Oh, wait. You already did. More people should read it. (Hey, kids--it's Free!)
Ad Broad | Homepage | 08.06.08 - 7:03 am | #

Thanks AB.

I was at a dinner Saturday and the biggest laugh of the night was "Let's extensively raise goats in all families!"

http://adbroad.blogspot.com/2008...logan- hall.html
ad contrarian | Homepage | 08.06.08 - 9:14 am | #

Each article (or whatever) about how to improve your copy skills is priceless. Many thanks!
Sylvio from Brazil | Homepage | 08.15.08 - 8:13 am | #

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Fuck.
Naomi Dunford | Homepage | 08.29.08 - 10:31 am | #

ND:

Gratifying to see my advice is doing some good already.
ad contrarian | 08.29.08 - 2:04 pm | #

Tee hee - you said douchenozzle - my son (over 21 so I'm safe here) coined "cumbubble" which rolls me every time...is that bad? Admiring your offspring for their off-color humor? Aw. What the fuck - I like it. Thanks for the post. Just discovered your blog - thanks to Kyle ( •.°) hope you don't get tired of me too soon. I'd have to find another blog idol to stalk.

other than Tug and Jon.
Dave T-K | 09.02.08 - 5:02 pm | #