Wasn't it Sammy Davis, Jr., who sang, "I Don't Gotta Be Me?"

Or wasn't it the Platters ... "Only Not You?"

I get confused so easily. Or maybe that was someone else.
Institutional Memory | 10.26.06 - 1:18 pm | #

I laughed so hard at this I started coughing!

So many things wrong there...
MellowOut | 10.26.06 - 2:45 pm | #

IT WAS ME WHO WASN"T YOU!!!!! That monitor came to my trailer pd 4 with the coverage. It had your name on it!!!! I said, that is not me, sorry! Please don't send security after me.
pissedoffteacher | Homepage | 10.26.06 - 3:16 pm | #

There are many days I wish I weren't me!
Schoolgal | 10.26.06 - 5:55 pm | #

I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't...be you.
CaliforniaTeacherGuy | Homepage | 10.26.06 - 6:07 pm | #

"There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed."

-Peter Sellers
Mr. Lawrence | Homepage | 10.26.06 - 8:03 pm | #

Abbot and Costello live.
Mrs T | Homepage | 10.26.06 - 8:42 pm | #

hi-larious! thanks for the giggles! i hope you are you again soon.
Julie | Homepage | 10.26.06 - 9:02 pm | #

Of course you're not you. You're Milo or perhaps Major Major.
YO YO | Homepage | 10.26.06 - 9:32 pm | #

That's so funny!!!
aphrikanyc | Homepage | 10.27.06 - 12:00 am | #

It's like you were trapped in Catch-22.
Chance | Homepage | 10.27.06 - 12:43 am | #

That's my favorite book ever, and I certainly had it in mind when I wrote this. But I also had it in mind while it was happening.
NYC Educator | Homepage | 10.27.06 - 7:39 am | #

That is absolutely...hilarious. Seriously. And you know what? I am not you either. Strange, isn't it?
Rev. Qelqoth | Homepage | 10.27.06 - 8:00 am | #

Strange moments like that cheer my day. Too funny!
happychyck | Homepage | 10.27.06 - 11:26 am | #

What fun -- Just holler out, "Dave's not here!"

Happily not being you here, either.
graycie | Homepage | 10.27.06 - 3:47 pm | #

"I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together..."
Beatles, 1967
Ellie | 10.27.06 - 4:53 pm | #

I dine out on stries like this...My contribution for this week was the call from the admin asking if I was at work because central had sent a sub.
Is it June yet?
northbrooklyn | 10.28.06 - 11:44 am | #

sad, but brilliant. We linked to this post from Teacher Magazine's BlogBoard. We feel for ya.
jeanne | Homepage | 11.07.06 - 12:26 pm | #

Hahahaha!
Miss Cellania | Homepage | 11.13.06 - 5:47 pm | #