I'm just blown away by the sheer tastelessness of the Xaverian High School teacher/singles auction.

I wonder if a bidder throws extra money into a bid, can he/she get "extras"?
reality-based educator | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 9:11 am | #

Sorry to say, the guys in my school wouldn't muster up a penny. That's why we stick to bake sales.

A soap star? Lucky bidders!
Schoolgal | 02.21.08 - 3:46 pm | #

Wasn't there a clause in the 05 contract promising free donuts and prostitutes in teachers' lounges? Or do we have to accept merit pay before that happens?
NYC Educator | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 5:03 pm | #

Yeah, except that the donuts and hookers are provided by the DoE services. Slim pickins!

Do you know if Ebay is also hosting this auction
Schoolgal | 02.21.08 - 5:30 pm | #

Good idea; I just ordered my steroids and HGH injections. This will most certainly enhance my teaching ability.
Chaz | 02.21.08 - 6:28 pm | #

I think all the prostitutes work down at 100 Broadway.
reality-based educator | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 6:28 pm | #

Ba-zing!
yo miss!, formerly in bushwick | 02.21.08 - 6:48 pm | #

If we auctioned off the men in my school, we'd end up losing money.
15 more years | 02.21.08 - 9:23 pm | #

If it's donuts and prostitutes, there's a variety, right? I mean, everyone gets to pick what they like, I hope.
Sally | 02.21.08 - 9:36 pm | #