That was one of the funniest things I've read in awhile. Thanks!
Laughing my ass off in Canada.
Very good. Please, submit this and or another of your posts to SurgeXperience. Thanks
Excellent!
Pure genious. Plain and simple.
Absolutely priceless, completely accurate, and totally frightening! And uproariously funny!
cute cute cute. *hic* cute. But, what ales you? You can't even tell somebody off very well. I don't think you deserve "Aggravated" docsurg. Annoyed, tops, but really how about "passive-aggressive" docsurg?
Sometimes you gotta YELL at the SHITHEADS! Just YELL, "polite" docsurg.
Also, go insult my blog. I'm *sure* there is an insult waiting to happen there, somewhere. lol
Outstanding!
Bang on the money -- love the line about "maybe you've heard of me?" - been down that road multiple times.
Love the Mac and PC guys, and love the script!
However, as a quasi-administrator (and PC user for that matter) I must advise that the JCAHO Board recently met to develop an implementation strategy for diminishing the spiraling cost of corporate letterhead and business cards.
Motion was made, seconded and approved to downsize the corporate logo to simply JC. Administrators expressed regret at having to let A,H, and O go, but stated that numerous consultants advised that those letters were not increasing productivity at the expected target rate.
JC Administrators added that they wished A, H, and O well in their move to Sesame Street.
Please update all applicable policies, procedures and protocols as soon as possible.
Corporate middle-management types should be soundly thrashed about the back and buttocks on a bi-weekly basis.
Amen!
Hilarious, thank you for that.
/jo, ICU RN, hated by all of my hospital administrators
OMG! I'm dying here.
JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA. JCAHO. HIPAA.
Too darn funny!
funny.
Ditto above.
Great Post.
Hilarious!! And so true. That buzz-speak drives me CRAZY.
Too good.
ROTFLMAO!!! Hilarious after being JCAHOed and HIPAAed to death as a student of HIM! IMHO, as an end user and a close-up viewer both, JCAHO (oh, excuse me, I think these days they want to be called the Joint Commission) can be a total PITA for all involved. I love rants like this...and "acronymitis" is just the tip of the iceberg...trying to turn medicine into a business isn't working too well from what I've read, heard, and experienced.
That was very entertaining!
Too funny! I need to have my wife see this, she needs a laugh after a 12 hour day at the hospital. Also thanks for the bullshit generator, I can use it at the power company where I work!
That's excellent. Here's my JAYCO story:
http://adventuresincardiology.wo...sion-weighs-in/
LOVE it!!! So true. Administrators never get it because they've never been clinicians.
Very, very, very funny, Dr. Adson-Cooley-Yankauer-Metzenbaum. LOL!
Hehe. Am a Mac doctor in training myself.
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