Congratulations. You've set a new Young Manhattanite high bar for self-important crap.
I mean, what the fuck do you call this: "I'll be 31 by the time I leave, and I stopped feeling young ten years ago." It reads like bad Jake Barnes dialog from _The Sun Also Rises_. One difference: Hemingway's Jake Barnes character had his genitalia severed in the Spanish Civil War whereas the only organ damage I suspect you've incurred is to the brain and liver from living in art snob echo chambers for 13 years.
By all means please continue contributing to Young Manhattanite.
Wait, where's *my* insult? I was here first.
I figure there's a good chance Andrew's fucking you to ingratiate himself with your influential media friends, so there's little sense in me adding insult to injury.
Insult to injury? Krucoff already accomplished that when he told me--in the heat of the moment!--that your ass was ten times tighter than mine. How is that possible when you're such a fucking media whore?
Sweetie, you ain't even coming close.
That's what people say when they can't come up with a clever rebuttal, dicknose.
Ha. Sterling, you're such a dick. By all means, please keep commenting!
See, Dana? Krucoff has some idea of how to get my goat. He insulted me in a lackadaisical way - "such a dick" - solely for defensive purposes: to create an appearance of sang-froid which he does not actually possess. His real offensive action was to ask me to continue commenting, which is aimed at my contrary nature.
Krucoff has decided that behaving badly will liberate him from the bounds of his own mediocrity. I'm here to say that not only will his misbehavior fail to win that goal, but the costs of the strategy will be higher than he wants to pay.
What are you, a Bond villain?
I'm really not sure that sangfroid (note the absence of hyphen in this usage) is the word you're looking for to describe Krucoff's reply. Impassive? Stolid? Anyhow, he's leaving it at "dick" because for some reason I can't quite grok, he apparently *likes* you.
Whereas I, on the other hand, don't know you OR like you, and were we to meet, I'd wager that I STILL wouldn't like you. But you're probably used to that with the genetic females.
Ha. Fucking Sterling. Keep up the good work.
Sac, I'm embarrassed for you that you're even involved with this ridiculous endeavor.
Now if you'll excuse me, I got in a fight tonight with Ward Churchill and I need to edit the video for YouTube.
Hmmm.
Skittles, anyone?
*holds out handful to room*
Who's this Sterling gentleman? I like his style. And the fact that he leaves six comments on my posts -- as an unrepentant narcissist, I'm not above favoring quantity over quality when it comes to attention, negative or otherwise.
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