That's easy: Don Schrader, Crispin Glover, and Richard Simmons.
grigori, trained octopus | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 12:10 am | #

Brian McNamee, Aretha Franklin, and Mr. Bill
Mr. Trend | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 6:47 am | #

Wile E. Coyote, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, and J. Geils.
Venha Futuro | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 9:00 am | #

Chuck Mangione, Takeru Kobayashi, and Michael "Eddie the Eagle" Edwards.
Aaron | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 9:14 am | #

Cyndi Lauper, Alan Moore and Miley Cyrus.

(OK, Alan Moore probably actually deserves it)
Sarah J | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 11:04 am | #

Flava Flav (necklace clock as academic regalia), Dekembe Mutumbo, David Sedaris (for the acceptance speech)
mark | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 11:13 am | #

The ghost of Marc Bolan, Bob Packwood, and a random Civil War reenactor picked up off a "battlefield."
Erik | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 11:32 am | #

Fess Parker, Ed Ames, and Jimmy Dean (For their contributions to music).
coozledad | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 11:40 am | #

Ok, Erik wins. Mostly because of the ghost of Marc Bolan.
Sarah J | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 12:10 pm | #

Norman Fell (of Three's Company fame: Mr Roper), Pete Seeger, and Milton Babbit.

Wait, what?
Sator Arepo | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 2:41 pm | #

John Fahey, Tayari Jones, and Amy Goodman.
macon d | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 4:41 pm | #