Alternate Brain - Truth from Coast to Coast
... even a man on a diet can look at the menu ...
I may be chained to the porch but I still bark at the cars. 
16? Before Obama, the most recent Prez I want to think about having sex with his wife is Kennedy.
I thought about that too, Joe, but I decided I had to draw the line somewhere comedic or I mighta had to go all the way back to 1801.
Fixer reminded me of an old joke:
"How'd ya get that big lump on yer forehead?"
"I was makin' it with the ol' lady doggy style an' she ran under the porch."
(rimshot)
... "cheap an' easy" ...
You makin' fun of me again? 
Duuude...I didn't mean it in the bad way!
Men 
Sure, women were put on earth just for ogling man-apes' good pleasure. We're meat, a collection of body parts. Get a clue, would ya?
Cheap an easy fun? No. I quit reading the rude pundit eons ago because he's an unfunny man-ape.
Ah, must be from Shakesville. As skippy says, they're too PC for their own good.
Lisa - Wow! With a single word flang at us through the ether from far, far away and demonstrating the awesome power of the interwebs as a communications medium, you have triggered every man with a guilty conscience's (which is every man) remembrance of "the look" which we are all familiar with from a lifetime's experience with all the women in our lives. God bless you, little den mother! 
tsisageya - (sticks thumbs in ears, waggles fingers, screws eyes shut, sticks out tongue, blows big spray raspberry) Thank you for your comment. We're not really very chauvinistic around here, but a moment's boyish fun proves that we can't get away with with nuthin' and that one 'aw shit' does indeed wipe out 10,000 'attaboys'.
Shorter: what Fixer said.
Besides, the Rude One is bisexual; he looks at men the same way. That said, don't you think the whole 'rude persona' is just his hook? You know, his schtick to set him apart from other bloggers. I'd be willing to bet you'd get a completely different opinion of him if you were in a relationship with him.
Just like me and Gord.
Were he or I just "meat hounds" I know my wife wouldn't still be my wife and I'm pretty sure Mrs. G would have shipped the old boy's stuff out long ago too.
That said, the day pretty women don't turn my head is the day you can dig the hole, toss me in, and pile the dirt on top.
Flang? You sure know how to conjugate a verb, pardner. 
Don't say 'conjugate'! You'll just get us in more trouble !
Wow, interesting thread!
And Gord, about that bloggin' bug biting me on the ass again. Well, a video bloggin' bug bit me instead! Just might have to be quiet for a while again. Then again, maybe not -- they haven't gitmo'ed Rude Pundit yet so I could stay in the clear!
S, is that handsome shirtless good rantin' dude YOU? A few more lefties like that and Rushole and the Repugs'll be hidin' under their beds!
I don't want 'em hiding under the beds -- I want 'em slittin' their wrists with an Arby's spork.
Anyway, that's me in the flesh. If it's 80 degrees or more in the house with high humidity, I hee haw around in my boxers. That's it. If it gets above 100 degrees and high humidity, I wear a sock and try to remember not to go outside looking like that for anything. And considering the degeneracy of this thread before I get asked, NO! -- the only Cock-On-Cam I show is purely from the neck up!
I think that's the absolute latest brand new YouTube vid I've ever put up! And glad to do it.
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