I've been with you all the way on your Idol commentary, Curly. I despise Taylor. I feel bad for people who have to watch the show with me because I spend half of it screaming about how much I hate Taylor and it's unbearable even to look at his giant frowny face. And yet I still watch....
I'm the same way, Devon! I'm very vocal in my dislike! My vitriol is usually aimed at Paula and Randy. Like, when Randy boos at Simon during the introductions?!?! OMG, I lose my shit EVERY time.
Randy is a waste of space. And Paula... well, Paula's just wasted, period.
SOUL PATROL! SOUL PATROL! SOUL PATROL!
You need to stop that, Mejack. RIGHT NOW.
WHATEVER. I DO WHAT I WANT.
I too feel incredibly sorry for the contestants. These committee written songs they have to wedge into their albums (not to mention their vocal ranges) are atrocious. It basically guarantees a shitty first album. So why do they do it? If they're raking it in from the ad dollars, why not hire good songwriters instead of the producer's nephew? (I have no idea if the producer's nephew writes the songs, but its either that or the producer's dog.)
I don't know about the whole Carrie Underwood has no sex appeal comment. She looked absolutely beautiful last night, and while she sings songs about Jesus a lot (not sexy)and oozes take-me-home-to-meet-your-parents charm (not to big on the hotness scale, either), I bet she's a wildcat in the sheets. And the lipgloss dorve me crazy.
Clay Aiken, on the other hand, is the definition of asexual. Even without the weird hairdo.
Carrie is most definitely gorgeous. No doubt about that. I had a crush on her all last season. But it was more in a "I want to hold her hand and buy her flowers" more than a "I want to fuck her brains out" type of deal.
Clay is just gross. Man nor beast should want to fuck him.
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