I think McPhee is walking into sneezes and throwing herself down stairs and hiring shamans to alter the weather so she doesn't have to perform on the Idols Live tour.
jess | Homepage | 08.04.06 - 11:12 am | #

I think it's a cry for help. She wants me to swoop in and save her from her domineering stage mother and pedophile boyfriend. It's an elaborate attempt to get my attention and win over my sympathy. Don't scoff. It's true.
curly mcdimple | Homepage | 08.04.06 - 3:17 pm | #

Get in line behind me, Curly.
Bent Fabric | 08.09.06 - 8:47 pm | #