I have an inappropriately dirty crush on Simon, so I understand your feelings for Maher.
I also love Pink. Or P!nk. Whatever. Thank God she was on tonight or I may have slipped into a coma.
Fun blog you have here! Anyone who shares my obsessions is cool with me.
Rise, Lazarus! I command you to rise!
ROFFLMFAO!!! Frickin' hilarious.
Bummed I missed Pink.
And please stop grossing me out with the spittle updates. Eww!
P.S. You forgot to strikeout Kiki's name on the sidebar. Slacker!
okay, for the second week in a row, i missed the tuesday performance show, but managed to catch the elimination show... this may be the way to go from here on out in future seasons of AI. i don't have to watch melinda douching the audience in her rabid foaming, nor do i have to watch chris making his famous O.M.M.
those dentures - you were RIGHT. them are some big ol' choppers. and by "big", i mean "embarrassingly large". during his song last night i was alternately horrified and hoping that his polygrip would give out and those massive teeth would slip loose and just come tumbling out, all america's funniest home videos style.
you hit the nail on the head with the "rise, lazarus!" comment; he was rockin' a televangelist look last night with that jesus hair. i think it's safe to say that it might be time for barry to hang up the falsetto and stick to "best of" compilations.
Wow, Bent Fabric... I think you're the only person who pays attention to that sort of thing. It's updated. Happy now? 
Welcome, BeckEye! Happy to have you here. Feel free to unleash your inner bitch. You're safe here.
melissa mcgee, if that denture scenario played out as you described, I could die a happy and content woman.
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