I dunno what to wish for here ...I really liked David C's performances better than DA's (who for some reason made me itch every time he mouthed
shucksgeewizsnifsnif(fighting off tears) omigoshreallythankthankyouthankyou...
I guess DC will be better off not being stuck with creepy clive the dive ... But my over riding concerns are with DA either shitting his pants if he wins ... omigoshgasp gasp
or pissing his pants live if he loses and having his dad rush the stage in protest... actually .. that might be fun. If there ever was a fix in I would think AI would fix it for DC so they didn't have to deal with DA's batshitcrazy dad.
I should STFU now huh
What the fuck was up with lil David looking like a deer in the headlights all night long? When he wasn't squinting through the songs, he was looking like he'd crap at any moment. I sense this year will be like every-other-year, literally: the person who wins will do absolutely nothing with the fame that has been handed to them on a silver platter. And the runner-up will become one of the biggest names in showbiz. Hence: I predict lil David to be the winner.
Seriously, I kept wondering why the judges didn't just jump on stage and just starting sucking Archuletta's dick. Could it BE any more obvious that they're pushing him to win??? Maybe they just don't want his father to beat him within an inch of his life. The kid seriously can't sing shit except ballads. I guess they want their little Josh Groban clone-robot to start churning out crap for the blue-haired set. I'm not a giant Cook fan, but IMO he at least has a personality and some range.
And FYI, Creepy Clive picked "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" for Bo Bice however many seasons ago, and Bo just blew that thing right out of the water (I still have it on my DVR, yes, I'm a dork), Archuletta sounded like a wet fish in comparison.
I'm going to want to spank myself following this comment, but I think I'm actually liking David Cook now... I thought his restrained Collective Soul performance was great -- I would have liked to see him ORIGINALLY remix it, though. He's way more marketable than David A's "put it on my gospel album" songs... However, I just can't seem to give a shit anymore. I've been watching for HOW MANY YEARS (oh, wait, I could check Carly's tattoos...) and it just seems like it's loser after loser... This is NOT a best-singer competition. It's about the best and most marketable singer. The "Idol" if you will...
Yeah, yeah, David A. is poised to win. How anticlimactic. It would be more entertaining if David C. pulled off the biggest upset in the history of American Idol. Seriously, could the judges have been any further up David A's ass? The public display of ass kissing was nauseating.
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