You know who Joey Catalano is going to be? That kid who goes through to Hollywood and the producers keep around because he has a good story (lost lots of weight), knowing that they're never going to actually let him through to the "America votes" rounds ... trust me, he'll be crying in a few weeks.
Why has no one commented on Randy's 'stache?
We're still processing it.
Does this Alexis chick seem like a 35 year old shut in dressed how she thinks a 15 year would dress? I mean, the crappy thing is that I don't take anyone seriously anymore. I assume they're all acting like a-holes on purpose.
I think she's a little too batshit to be a fake.
Maybe ... I just don't see how anyone could actually be THAT clueless. I mean, I could see the 16 year old Temptress being sincere. Maybe Alexis was homeschooled and that's why she has no self-awareness.
This guy Paul reminds me of some of the guys I met on Match.com ...
Not to comment obsessively (oh wait, too late), but I give this episode a "Meh."
I dunno...the creepy stalker's lyric of "If she was a bathtub, I'd caulk her" nearly killed me.
KILLED. ME.
Jess and I were AMAZED at the lyric "If I were Columbo, I'd Peter Faulk her."
Man. I have missed this blog. Welcome back. Let the fun begin!
So, I stumbled across this blog and am SO HAPPY that I did. You guys are IN MY HEAD. Seriously -- I kept commenting on the episode and then found your site after: I had said exactly the same things! Keep it up -- I've now bookmarked your blogs. Hilarious.
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