i did indeed enjoy watching blake the fucktard accidently launch the microphone off of the stand after he awkwardly waltzed it across the stage a la chris sligh... and was it just me, or did "roxanne" seem stilted and off key at first, and actually, throughout the song? i noticed that old man mouth kept looking at the band behind him as if to say "where are we???" he seemed off tempo all night long to me.
i wasn't happy with jordin singing "i who have nothing" OR "she works hard for the money" - you're spot-on with the "sucked balls" comment.
when mindy-doo whipped out her inner tina turner with "nutbush" i was frozen solid, praying to the gods of barn-burnin' blues rock that she'd do it justice, and MAN she blew the roof offa the joint. she FINALLY came out of her shell last night and BRUNG IT all the way. her stage presence in all 3 of her songs was fantastic. i used to loathe that neck-free, maxi-gummed wonder, but now i'm pushing for HER as america's next idol.
blake must have known last night was his LAST opportunity to beat-box on national tv before he becomes a total has-been/also-ran, and he pulled out all the nauseating stops and beat-boxed on EVERY one of his 3 songs. which, incidently, only makes me want to kick him in the dick hole even more. pack up all of your argyle sweater-vests, no lips. you'll be "taking a look at your journey" montage with ryan seacrest tonight!!!
ps - last night it dawned on me - not only does melinda have bubba gums, but she also has CHICLET TEETH.
I'm afraid to vote in the poll! Melinda should so clearly be the winner, but I don't trust America! AAIIEEEeeee...
P.S.: Blake really just can't sing. That is all.
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