i actually thought i might vomit when esqueleto (sanjaya) a) came out with that rediculous hair to divert attention away from his wretched singing, and b) actually opened his mouth to let out the drivel we've all become used to for the last billion weeks. i hate him so much it gives me a rash.
i thought "true colors" was going to make my cranium explode. my brains still feel as if they're rolling around inside my head, all liquidy and gross.
blake can suck it. he doesn't have an original bone in his body, and besides that, he just looks smarmy... he's the one that gets guacamole shoved in his face at the prom in the climax of a feel good movie from the 80's as the hero and heroine run off together in the sunset. i hate him and i hope he chokes on his beatbox.
beatbox? are you kidding me with this? yeah, 1982 called, and they said it wasn't even cool then.
Although they edited the shit out of whatever Gwen told them, I think she gave stellar advice in general: stop fucking with good songs and just sing the damn melody.
At this point I've decided that Sanjaya is wonderful. He can't help that he's still on the show. Sure, he could bow out, or he could just live it up for as long as he's on there. I much prefer the judges stumbling over what to say to him than their telling Haley that she's "a pretty girl" (because that's constructive for someone who wants to sing well).
I totally cringe when the best Paula can say about someone is that he or she is attractive. Even worse when the recipient thanks her. It's empty praise.
I'm just so done with Sanjaya. Waiting to hear what the judges will say to him adds to the drama but that's not enough for me to want to keep him around. Maybe he's finally in on the joke but I just feel bad for the others that lost out because he's wasting valuable space.
Maybe next year, the judges will approve less "diamond in the rough" types. They probably wanted to transform Sanjaya a la Clay Aiken and it's come back to bite them in the ass.
Oh no you did NOT mention Clay in the same breath with San-vagina. One has talent. 
Why you gotta be disparaging vaginas by linking them with Sanjaya?! 
Haley's going to be around for awhile, so boo-friggity-hoo and quit being such a fuckwad about it. Girl's got gams, a beautiful face and more package talent than ANYONE on that AI stage.
Gwen Step-on-me is an idiot. Vocal criticism coming from a woman who can't stay on pitch in-concert to save her life? I think not.
She kept saying 'don't mess with the melody,' but with her limited vocal training, it came across to me as her saying 'hey, why not just sing it like i've heard it on the radio.'
Her coaching should be limited to little league events and those who are considering extreme nose jobs.
LaKisha: I'm bored. Can you sing in any other style than 'full yell?'
Mindy Doo: I'm still searching for your neck. You've got a great voice, but you're terror to look at. I forsee much more background singing in your future.
Gina: You rocked my world.
Blake: You even look like a shmuck. If you weren't so smug looking, i may actually want to sing your praises. If only you had some power in that voice to go along with your fun hair.
Jordin: It's called 'breath support.' If you continue to scream your high notes, you will end up with vocal nodes and not singing AT ALL.
I'm still waiting for snipers to take Randy Jackson out during one of his non-critiques.
BN
"You even look like a shmuck. If you weren't so smug looking,"
He's supposedly one of the nicer people on the show this season, from what the backstage people said (or the hairstylist, anyway).
I didn't like Blake's performance but I can't really bash him for the originality element because the only person who blathered about originality was Paula. Last season they fell all over Daughtry for his arrangement and acted like he whipped it up himself. They didn't do that with Blake, and he probably did mention 311 at some point, since he's mentioned them before.
Gina and Melinda were the best performances.
"But tonight, he seemed to have a bit more control"
I thought Chris had more control last week. This time he was more nasal than ever, and sang off-key, and he forgot the words. I couldn't believe he forgot the words. That's not a difficult song to remember.
"Haley's going to be around for awhile, so boo-friggity-hoo and quit being such a fuckwad about it."
BN, your point would be better taken if you didn't spend several paragraphs boo-friggity-hooing and being a fuckwad about the other nine contestants.
So refreshing to read someone who has the same take I have on Blake (horrible performance), Chris S (Al Goresque in his groveling), Randy (pitchy, dawg, duh), and basically all the others. Thanks!
Hahaha! I meant to say San-jina (as in angina). Hmm, I must have vaginas on the brain. LOL!
Thanks for the comment Hayley's Dad! Oops, I meant BN.
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