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Everyone agreed that the Walking of the Acolytes, although more humane than the Running of the Bulls, lacked... a certain something.
The shortage of vocations in America has resulted in the youngest pool of bishops in history.
Bobby wished he could go back to the days of all-male servers when Jenny ran ahead in a leotard, twirling a baton.
Angelie, LOL
Bobby is thinking that his girlfriend is going to kill him once she finds out that he chose celibacy over her!
Veteran Vatican watchers were stunned when the Sacred College of Cardinals processed into conclave wearing top-siders and tennis-shoes, not to mention blue socks.
Oh when the altar boys
Go marchin' in
Oh when the altar boys
Go marchin' in
I'm gonna be
Handing them cruets
When the altar boys go marchin' in.
If they behave during Mass, their parents will take them out to Mac Doner for lunch.
Billy pondered the Papal name he would take when elected Holy Father...
Acolytes marching three by three, hoorah, hoorah.
Acolytes marching three by three, hoorah, hoorah.
Acolytes marching three by three, the one in the back looks up pondering...
An entry you won't see at a San Francisco parade.
(Deep male voice singing) It's the Most! Won-der-ful! Time! Of the year! ding-dong-ding-dong
(Boy, rather irritated) Dad, do you HAVE to do this every time we go back to school? Especially when I'm with my friends?
Angelie, LOL!
"Alright boys! Line up and form a roadblock in front of the shriners in their little cars! If any of the freemasons try to run you down, we'll dispatch the Knights to slay their tires. Everybody got it?"
Macy's parade is now under the direction of the Vatican.
LOL Angelie!!!
Think they're being chased by a Papal bull?
Mom wanted at least ONE of her boys to become a cardinal. However, the red albs and man-lace were not winning them over.
Old MacDoner, unable to persuade his wife from jumping and ending it all that gloomy black Monday, suddenly upon hearing the music and the enthusiastic cheers of the Church Saints marching by, miraculously
regains her will to live and restore her faith and hope in God. Just another miracle seen that day!
Suspicion was raised that Cardinal Joash stacked the deck before the college of Cardinals processed into the Sistine Chapel for conclave.
"Are we there yet? I have to *go*... wait... how *do you go* wearing this?"
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Mes amis! Regarde ca! C'est Soeur Marie Grace!
Lol, could be a papal bull in front that they're after...
This year entered in The Philadelphia Mummers Parade is "The Papist Promenade Brigade".
Public pennance, just for messing up a little at Mass, oh the shame.
Why's that guy at the top of the page dressed like me and pointing out the window? Papa Benne's not gonna be happy he's playing in his window.
Private recruits of Cardinal Macharski marches on as he shouts from the balcony, "Charge!" Meanwhile, a young recruit wonders, "Is that how I'll look like in fifty years?"
Freshman class in the College of Cardinals.
In an alternate reality:
Cardinals Fans from St. Louis wear their favorite Cardinal's jersey to all the games.
Altar Boys in the Crips gang wear blue cassocks.
The charge of the Light brigade.
David B.-- ha! But be careful, it smacks of the downsides of Gnosticism. "It is not ours to wonder why, it is but ours to do and die..."
or
"Half a league! Half a Legion of Mary!"
hahahahaha! I'm going to be thinking of that poem all day. Thanks for the chuckle.
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