Pope Benedict mentally calculated the number of years in Purgatory assigned to anyone who came near him with a magnetic wand.
Richard | Homepage | 11.29.06 - 1:22 pm | #

Whaddaya mean the cross didn't cause the thing to bleep? Who stole my pectoral cross and replaced it with this plastic one?

Marrrriiiinnnniiii!!!!!
Tim Ferguson | 11.29.06 - 1:58 pm | #

"Look, even I go through airport security. You Americans should stop whining!

"And if I try to say Mass on the plane, I am subjected to additional screening."
Kasia | Homepage | 11.29.06 - 2:07 pm | #

"What!? You want me to fly up to heaven? I'm the Pope, not Jesus!"
Mark | Homepage | 11.29.06 - 2:12 pm | #

"As you see, the level of security during my visit in Turkey is very tough."

And this was today's papal breakfast at the airport of Izmir.
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Marketa | Homepage | 11.29.06 - 2:58 pm | #

I'm sorry sir, you can't bring more than 3 ounces of Holy Water through the checkpoint."
Patrick Watson | Homepage | 11.29.06 - 3:08 pm | #

They guy in the suit looks like Scott Peterson. How'd he get out of San Quentin?
Patrick Watson | Homepage | 11.29.06 - 3:13 pm | #

"Man, playing Hide-and-Seek with the Pope is tough. He's such a good finder!"
Danny Garland Jr. | Homepage | 11.29.06 - 4:15 pm | #

Can I come out now?
Katrina Leigh | Homepage | 11.29.06 - 5:28 pm | #

I'm having these Kung detectors installed at the CDF offices.
PMcGrath | 11.29.06 - 5:33 pm | #

Guards stand ready just in case Pope Benedict decides to use prayer to hijack proceedings into angels' territory. "Watch out, guys. This man is blessed and dangerous. He has the Power of the Holy Spirit, and knows how to use it!" Meanwhile the Holy Father bides his time...
Panda Rosa | 11.29.06 - 10:25 pm | #

Wait, wait, wait. I forgot about my .45.
fred | 11.29.06 - 10:46 pm | #

Pope Benedict practices his world-famous gorilla impersonation as a way to relax on his trip to Turkey.

(P.S. No implication that the Pope is a gorilla...just wanted to accent that bit;)
Delta | 11.29.06 - 11:28 pm | #

Please place your red shoes in the tray Holy Father.
Tom Mohan | 11.30.06 - 12:08 am | #

Pope Benedict once again trying to prove to Muslims that he is not the terminator sent to destroy them.
Sebastian | 11.30.06 - 6:33 am | #

Everyone sing, "We're following the leader wherever he may go."
St. Peter's Helpers | Homepage | 11.30.06 - 10:18 am | #

"Sir, would you please take off our cross?"
FloridaWife | Homepage | 12.01.06 - 11:47 pm | #

I misspelled!!!!!

"Sir, would you please take off your cross?"
FloridaWife | Homepage | 12.01.06 - 11:48 pm | #

"Scotty -- one to beam up."
David B. | 12.11.06 - 1:31 pm | #