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Apparently modern architecture has hit a new low in the Catholic Church.
Not sure whether to get a hot dog or hamburger Father asks for help.
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One wonders about the quality of food if one needs to ask for prayers before making a decision on what to eat.
Did someone mention Sauerkraut? But only for the Senators, not for the Pope?
Young Lady: Father, we're here for Mass.
Father: Oh, and I wore my Senators colors for nothing! Oh well, Go Holy Spirit!
Fr: No young lady I've already told you, you need not confess paying $4.00 for cracker jacks. Now the vendor selling those stale boxes for that much...
"Always on the Job"
The Coca-Cola corporation was getting a little jealous over the popularity of PepsiCo's slogan for 7-Up, "It's an Up thing!" and decided to "Go Catholic" in order to use the slogan, "It's a God thing!"
They recognize the profound disordered preoccupation that Americans have with efficiency and had an epiphany that if they could offer Reconciliation services while people stood in concession lines, they could speak to this need.
McDonald's tried to get in with a "McMass Burger," but was quickly shot down by their board when they realized that there is an hour fast before Mass.
The Church reaches out to Cafeteria Catholics.
(Just a joke, no disrespect meant to the young lady in the picture.)
After absolving sins all morning, Father was slightly embarrassed to find out that he had been asked to man the concession, not the confession booth.
Priest: whispering It's not a sin to want a regular coke, and I want one now.
Father tries to explain that chicken and pork, while white meat, are still meat and therefore, like beef, must be abstained from on Fridays. Then Susie poses the big one, "what about turtle soup?"
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I rooted for the Red Sox three times last week.
"Bless me, Father, for I have eaten…"
Peace,
--Peter
Bless ne father for I have sinned. I'll have two hot dogs and a Hail Mary please.
Would you like your penance with or without ice?
Do you want fries with that absolution?
I'll have a hamburger and fries with Confession on the side please!
Um, yes, Father, I would like a double order of Absolution, hold the Penance. Thanks.
Actually dear, we just ran out of Indulgences. Sorry.
What's that? The Mass is NEXT Thursday? So that's why the Cardinals are in San Francisco today!
Yes, my daughter it just might be a sin to go for a hot dog during the consecration.
No, the hot dogs are not Hebrew National.
Wholly,
Great, once again. :-D
Glad you like it.
TRUE CONFESSION: I have no idea what this picture is. My server at work blocks all picutres hosted on flickr and blogger. They don't load. All I see is a white square. I guessed what the picture is from the above comments, then hoped my wise crack made sense.
Bless you, my child! Would you like fries with that?
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