AmericanPapist Comments
"...and after only a few minutes, we reeled in a striped bass about this big..."
Pay no attention to those photogrpahers. You are getting sleepy. Your eyes feel very heavy. You hear only the sound of my voice...
HF: "You don't need to see their identification."
PM: "We don't need to see their identification."
HF: "This isn't the abortion law you've been looking for."
PM: "This isn't the abortion law we've been looking for."
HF: "Go about your business doing the Lord's work."
PM: "I'm a' going Holy Father."
Oh, but vait, that is nodt even the good part! Vhen the two nuns and the rabbi vent back to the bar und ran into the priest vith the chicken for the SECOND time...
Just another average day in the life of a great Saint...another day, another miracle. After casting out seven demons, and restoring this pilgram's eyesight, THE Pontiff tests the lucky man's vision by administering the standard test required by Vatican canon law..."O.K...EXCELLENT...Vunderful!Now,this time, tell me, how many fingers am I holding up now?"
After a long, awkward moment of awe-struck silence, the Pope quietly signals his body guards to gently remove the stunned pilgram.
Pope Benedict speaks with the press about his upcoming meeting with President Bush and WYD2008..."I'm not a mind reader, but I'm reading the signs, and you can't wait to see me again...the next time you'll freak out, you'll just keep lookin' down, you'll st st stutter when you ask me what I'm thinking 'bout... but woe, woe woe...you will redeem yourself...cause you can't wait to see me again.
Very sad news...this is not a laughing matter...Federal officials, NOAA have just said that the CARRIBBEAN MONK seal nolonger exists...Here, the Pope confirms the tragic news... no more me monk me meandering.
That's four times now. Seriously, after seventy times seven, I'm not putting up with any more crap.
WRC, I may know my scripture, but I bow to your knowledge of current affairs.
When asked what was his current favorite flick, THE Holy Father said that he most liked animal stories with a spiritual twist, so that it would have to be...KUNG FU PANDA.
Dr. Roboto... Mr. Ro-bo-to... C'mon, dance with your papa!
You should have seen the one that got away!
Excuse me everyone...but before we can continue with this press meeting...could somebody please tell me where THOMAS is?
Halfway toVatican City with any luck.
After his meeting with The Holy Father was over,the Bishops asked him if he could sum up his feelings in one word, what would that be? And he joyfully replied,..."INEFFABLE."
Take custody of your eyes,my son. When you have some spare time,See the damsel fly on pildiblog...who knew they were so INEFFABLY blue?
The Pope just got cooler now he has the popemobile and can hypnotize government officials.
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