[Everybody together now, uh 1, and a 2,and a 3...]

Doe!

[a deer, a female deer, Ray...]
Edward Peters | Homepage | 08.27.07 - 12:12 am | #

Okay, okay! If you're good priests and follow the liturgical norms, chocolate milk!
StubbleSpark | 08.27.07 - 12:17 am | #

No. Really, it was this big. But, you should have seen the 1 that got away. Would someone wearing the "Shoes of the Fisherman" exagerate something like this?
Al | Homepage | 08.27.07 - 4:41 am | #

Pope Benedict XVI, new third base coach of the Boston Red Sox, was recently brought on board in an effort to get some control over slugger Manny Ramirez' erratic base running. Nicknamed "Joey Ratz" by the team, the new coach was unable to prevent Manny from running past his sign into an easy out at third base. "Well he may be infallible," lamented Sox Manager Terry Francona, "but even he cant' stop Manny from being Manny. "
brassband | 08.27.07 - 9:19 am | #

Pope Benedict finally gets to acheive his dearest wish, to lead the choir in Handel's "Messiah". "All togezher now: HAAAA-Le-LU-yah! Haaa-le-la-yah!..."
Panda Rosa | 08.27.07 - 11:22 am | #

"Throw yo hands in the ai-yer, and wave 'em like ya just don't ca-yer--Yeah, uh, c'mon lemme hear ya say 'go Papa, go Papa, go-go, go Papa!!!'"
Jimi Hahn | 08.27.07 - 1:12 pm | #

"Ok, ok, stop me if you've heard this one: A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar..."
Matthew Siekierski | Homepage | 08.27.07 - 1:28 pm | #

HA! Matthew wins (^o^)
Jimi Hahn | 08.27.07 - 6:32 pm | #

"Fellas, I put my cassock on like the rest of ya, one button at a time. only difference is, once my cassock's on, I make gold encyclicals."

some of you will get the allusion...
Alois | 08.27.07 - 10:51 pm | #

(This user doesn't get the gold encyclicals allusion)

Let me take a crack at it ...

Pope Benedict, settling the crowd down, then took out a pair of oversized, over-corrective spectacles with really really thick frames, then started up the crowd ....

Ah vun, und a too ..

Take me out to the Tiberrrr
Take me out mit der crowd,
Buy me some peanuts and Pilsenbier
Who are Catholics? Hey, everyone here! ....
PMcGrath | 08.28.07 - 8:33 pm | #

I agree, Matthew's got us beat. But he forgot the minister! hee hee
Panda Rosa | 08.29.07 - 1:10 am | #

Und you thought the motu proprio started a bruhaha? Vait until you see the revised Roman Missal of the Novus Ordo I'll be issuing next. It vill blow you out of zee vater.
Rev. Kenneth Brighenti | Homepage | 09.01.07 - 3:16 pm | #

[Thank you for the comments. I have read them. - Thomas]
Anthony F Morelli | 09.05.07 - 10:03 pm | #