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Gravatar The cathedral sexton orders four friars to a "time out" for their unrequested barber shop quartet performance of "On Eagles' Wings".


Gravatar For the last time I am telling you I want you to stop all this monk e-business!


Gravatar "Excuse me, friends! Have you ever wondered how the world is going to end? Well, I'd like to share with you some literature..."


Gravatar The Group W Bench tends to get busy around Thanksgiving time . . .


Gravatar Brother Tall Dude: "I knew it we should've taken a left turn back then!"

Brother Baldy: "We're lost. Do you gents happen to know how to get to St. Francis?"


Gravatar "Brother Bartholomew really needs not to have dialogue with heretics...."


Gravatar I told you, just because St. Francis got in to see Innocent III when he wanted to, it doesn't mean you guys have a see-the-pope free pass!


Gravatar As we see here in these specimens, arranged left to right in their various stages, as monks grow in holiness, their hairline retreats.


Gravatar Hey you in the blue, where's your habit???


Gravatar "and furthermore, I don't need you and your Franciscan friends here on my production set protesting ANGELS AND DEMONS. You can ask Opie, this movie's legit!"


Gravatar LOL Cheri cheers for the folically challenged.


Gravatar Giuseppe, tell the nice monk how you heard those those two young whippersnappers using words even when it wasn't necessary.


Gravatar These people ARE actors from the production set of Angels and Demons. The same photo is posted on various movie fan sites.


Gravatar "I'm afraid that you won't be permitted to see his holiness without a religious habit. May I direct you to the paper habit vendor?"

Tall friar to his brother: "See? I told you--Dominicans and gelato just don't go together!"


Gravatar OK, I need you guys to sub in and apply a full court press. There's still 38 seconds left, and we can win this thing!


Gravatar "We're the young generation, and we got something to say..."
What really happened to the Monk-ees in thier later years.


Gravatar That picture was taken outside the Pantheon, I'm thinking.


Gravatar "They told me this outfit was an original..."


Gravatar Six knots in your cincture, Brother? Poverty, Chastity, Obedience and what...Sleepy, Grumpy, Happy?


Gravatar Ha - Todd...what a great visual image! They're even sized like a basketball team.

"NOW GO OUT THERE AND KICK SOME BUTTS! Queen of Victory, pray for us."


Gravatar Who's in charge of casting?!! I said ALBINO! Aaaaaaaaalllllllbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiino. Do you understand what I'm saying?!!


Gravatar Extras for Ron Howard's new film, Opie Dei.


Gravatar 3 pieces of milk chocolate, 1 piece of dark chocolate-- Trappists make the best candy.


Gravatar for playing to rough during recess, the Franciscans must sit on the wall for 15 minutes.


Gravatar "Would you like some frays with that?"


Gravatar Excuse me, is this the line for Confession?


Gravatar Are you happy Brother Gabriel? Now, you got us ALL in trouble!


Gravatar Yes, we'll go just as soon as Brother Gregory can make sense of those directions.


Gravatar mi scusi, fratello, could you tell me where I can get a good Cappuccino? I asked some Dominicans but they only drink espresso.


Gravatar duck...duck...duck...duck... GOOSE!


Gravatar What's the matter Brother Francis? Did Thomas delete your posts too?


Gravatar Yes Brother Anthony. There's just no free speech anywhere anymore.


Gravatar Three of these habits are just like the others,
One of these habits is kinda the same,
Three of these Franciscans are just like the others...
Now it's time to find our fray.


Gravatar 'The Way to San Jose? . . .Yo Bro? You on the end - Timmy! San Jose? . . . Sorry Pal. Hey Hum a few bars . . .sorry, waiting years for that one!'


Gravatar Sorry, gentlemen! The Pope will not be appearing today!


Gravatar The ones who DIDN'T make it on 'Dancing...'


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