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"What I Did on my Summer Vacation, an Extra Credit Report"
"It was a dark and stormy night."
Thanks Tom. I needed that :-)
Dear Diary,...It's not always an easy thing to be me...oh, who would want to be King? I hear Jerusalem Bells a ringin, Roman Calvary Choirs are singing...oh.oh..oooh...oh...hmmm,very catchy tune...
Let's see... we need eggs, milk...some butter, cereal,bread,peanut butter,some cookies and Fanta.
Dear Diary: No much new to comment on today!
Dear Thomas at AmericanPapist:
Love the Photo Caption Calls. Keep up the good work.
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"Georg, what's a 5-letter word for 'heretical blogger'? It starts with 'g' and ends with 'ld'."
Ooops. 6-letter word.
Dear American Papist,
You are not helping any by having an advertisement for the Jesuits on your blog that shows a Jesuit holding an acoustic guitar.
Papa Bennie
j/k
"Ach! Why, oh why did I agree to fill in for Bil Keane? I just can't get the heads that round!!"
Dear Texas Anglicans,
Yes, you can join my club.
Can you get the USCCB to join too?
Thanx-
b16.
Dear Marini, camp is awful.
There's no one hear to play with besides my stupid brother Georg. Two weeks ago, I sat on a bench all by myself for HOURS. Then they sent me and George out snipe hunting and we didn't even SEE one. We went to the beach one day and it was the only fun day, but I had too many Fantas and had to sit in the balloon church while all the other boys got to watch the Anglicans do the Tiber swim races.
I can't wait to get out of here.
Your friend,
Benny.
Wholly Roman Catholic,
I LOVE your post! I nearly LOLed here in the library!
Can almost hear "Hello Mudder, Hello Fadder...here I am at Camp Grenada" (that's by Allan Sherman)....
Dear Anonymust,
Would you rather he had an electric guitar? :)
Steph
Dear Georg--
Last night I had a very strange dream.
I don't remember the whole thing, but I awoke just as I was being escorted into -- are you ready for this? -- an inflatable Church!
Steph,
LOL! I can just see that Jesuit jammin' with an electric! :-D
Pope's TOP TEN LIST-- Why I Like
Being Pope.
#10. I Rock.
#9 . I REALLY Rock.
#8. I AM the rock.
#7. I'm King of the hill.
#6. I'm infallable.
#5. I'm the Big cheese.
#4. I'm God's right-hand man
#3. I AM " the man! "
#2. I have Red shoes.
#1. I am numero uno!
Popes TOP TEN " to do " List.
#10.Renew position of the crucifix
on the Altar.[check]
#9. Ad Orientum worship.[check]
#8. "Historical" cuts of vestments.[check]
#7.Restoring use of Latin.[check]
#6.Restoring Sacred music.[check]
#5.Derestricting of Holy Mass(Moto).[check]
#4.Encourage reverence with kneeling
& receive on tongue.[check]
#3.New English translation.[check]
#2.Xnay Yaweh .[check]
#1.This is NO JOKE![check]
"Francis - good job on the tetragrammatacon. Let's tackle hand-holding during the Our Father next."
"Note to self: find a marker that DOESN'T squeak!"
To Paulie: fitting tune, does make me think of the Holy Father. But I doubt he'd be sweeping streets.
WhollyRM, as usual you tend to take the cake. ;-)
Fanta, as several posters have observed, is very key. I wish we could get lemon Fanta here.
I have a convert question--does the Pope ever get to wear jeans and a flannel shirt? Even in what appear to be more candid photos, he's always in full clerical garb.
Evelyn, there are plenty of pictures of John Paul the Great dressed-down for some of his hikes in the mountains.
If our present Holy Father ever dresses-down he seems to do so out of camera shot.
HAHAHAHAHA! tim and whollyroamin', you both take it!! Loved it, everyone. so funny...
AmP exclusive footage of Pope Benedict XVI working on his secret writing project
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