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Sister Agressiva launches a pre-emptive attack.
some demons are driven out only by a vigorous application of blessed snow
Life is so unfair. When I did that at school, Sister made ME miss the rest of recess.
The new penance for falling asleep during the Rosary. One Our Father, Two Hail Marys and Three snowballs.
In lieu of the traditional 'kissing under the mistletoe,' Sr. Green demonstrates the new 'chastisement under the compact fluorescent light.'
After seeing how some Catholics voted...I could use some PPotD's to make me smile.
'Stunned passers-by found the school covered with snow and called the police.'
Now that the weather's changing, we are beginning to see the problems with keeping the holy water font outside. However, Sr. takes her role of blessing others VERY seriously, and finds great joy in her faith.
Unconvinced by admonition, Sister Maria thought that the feast day of Our Lady of the Snow should better celebrated.
OMNE FACTUM PRAESUMITUR RITE FACTUM. An action performed is presumed
to have been performed correctly. --Theological
Sister Margaret paid the price for using Sister Agnes' "#1 Teacher" coffee cup without permission.
Santa knows who has been bad.
Sister Maria: It's time for coffee.
Sister Margaret: I said caffeinated Sister... how can I get through the day with decaf? {Unleashes snow ball}
... and from this day forward, you shall be called "Sister Mary of the Holy Snowy Face!"
Thankfully, sister was protected by her trusty penguin suit.
That's what ya get for not wanting to make a Snow Angel with me!
A stickler for proper habit-tiquette, Sr. Mary Martha aims only at the face.
"Ouch! Why do I always have to play the Spirit of Vatican II in these fights?"
You voted for Obama?
Poor Sister never did figure out why Reverend Mother gave her the name "Sister Mary Dandruff".
"Okay, now the other cheek!"
It was so cold this year that the holy water I tried to bless Sister Nalgene with actually froze in flight.
After decades of having to sit next to Sr. Mary during daily prayer, Sr. Ann couldn't take it any more... "Singing may be praying twice, but NOT when you SING OFF KEY!!" (Pelt, pelt).
Sister reminds everyone of 2 key points when baptizing with snow:
1. Make sure to have the Son and Holy Spirit snowballs handy so that your catechumen does not escape before you can complete the baptism.
2. Avoid using yellow snow.
Hey! You hit me in the mouth!
"How dare you vote for Obama!"
Under the pressure of a rare Alabama blizzard, EWTN artistic differences over programming began to snowball.
I've seen snow angels, but snow nuns?
I vote for "Sister, you voted for Obama!" from Matt.
Caption: Nuns o' Fun
I say they all deserve to win! Awesome wit, everybody!
Sr.Imacule: That's for putting up the Christmas Decorations up before the first week of Advent!
When Sr. Joseph Andrew said she was struggling with interior demons, Sr. Mary Samuel had just the thing to get rid of them.
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"Sr. Mary Samuel was always told you could get rid of interior demons by prayer and fasting, but she new a good white-washing was all you needed"
Dan K., I bow to your greatness. Much better than mine.
I said: WE'RE KEEPING THE HABITS!
Mennuns have about as much a chance in this Church as a snowball in hell.
With the election finished and Hell having frozen over, Sr. Mary Agnes decides to take advantage of the change in weather.
Sister, missing the hyperbole, launches one after Reverend Mother said there was a "snowball's chance... of getting rid of the habit"
Well I keep on thinkin' bout you,
Sister big snowball surprise,
Our convent sure could do without you,
I've got snowball in my eyes...
"Now look, if you ever see Sr. Chittister around here, this is what you do.."
You locked us out again?!
You voted for Obama!?
"Take that, you male Nun!"...
"We cannot have male Nuns and Female Priests!".
"...thou shalt wash me, and I shall be made whiter than snow."
Thump!
"I wasn't talking to you, sister!"
"Come now children, THIS is how you throw a snowball!"
"Come on, Sister Francesca, help me show the kids that nuns know how to have fun!"
Several people posted similar captions - but Matt had it first!
She turns into FROSTY ...
frozen like a pillar of salt
Hey, I had the same caption!
You voted for McCain?!
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