You're right, Emminence, it DOES say pot roast on alternante Wednesdays. Mein bad.
Ed Peters | Homepage | 11.23.08 - 2:53 pm | #

"You can NOT be serious! This translation is CLEARLY over the line!" in John MacEnroe/German conflated accent.
Aelric | 11.23.08 - 3:15 pm | #

I know I put that four leaf clover in here somewhere.
Indiana | 11.23.08 - 4:08 pm | #

"See...right here in the current issue of "Vatican Glamour" it says "white is the new black"!
matt | Homepage | 11.23.08 - 4:40 pm | #

The nuns said there would be a hint in here from Heloise about how to get that spaghetti stain out. Then you won't have to wear that cummerbund all the time.
Hans | 11.23.08 - 4:52 pm | #

Ahhh, my top two choices for pope. I'm glad one of them got it!

Cardinal Arinze, you will be missed. I pray he finds peace and happiness in his home-country of Nigeria.

My God bless him!
Tito Edwards | Homepage | 11.23.08 - 7:48 pm | #

Tito, they were mine, too. :)
Ed Peters | Homepage | 11.23.08 - 7:49 pm | #

"I hate that there are so many Pizza Hut's listed. Do you remember which one of these delivered last time?"
Madden | 11.23.08 - 9:30 pm | #

flip flip flippety flip
"Begging the Holy Father's pardon, but are you sure that's the right book?" flip flip flip
"Chust a minute, Ve know that Saint Augustine reference is in here somevhere..." flip flippety flip
Panda Rosa | 11.23.08 - 9:35 pm | #

"Papa B. wuz here"!?
David B. | 11.23.08 - 9:55 pm | #

"What!? No recipe for foo-foo and fermented fishhead stew! Outrageous..."

Fr. Philip, OP
PNP, OP | Homepage | 11.24.08 - 6:10 am | #

Congratulations from Spain! I like your blog. Thank you!
Greetings from a spanish priest.
un cura | Homepage | 11.24.08 - 8:02 am | #

No it doesn't mention anything about a black Pope!

(pls no offence in any way or form intended - a true Papist!)
Bin | 11.24.08 - 8:34 am | #

"Your name doesn't appear in the Attendance Register, I'm sorry!"

(Absolutely no offence intended in any form - a true Papist)
Bin | 11.24.08 - 8:38 am | #

"Zo vere can ve find a good plumber in dis zity?"
Gerard E. | 11.24.08 - 9:20 am | #

"Grave liturgical abuse ... Grave liturgical abuse ... it's in here somewhere."
GW | 11.24.08 - 11:32 am | #

Wow! Chust vat I vanted!
Pauline Kasper | 11.24.08 - 12:32 pm | #

They really added "Meh" to the Dictionary?
e. | 11.24.08 - 12:41 pm | #

:-D
David B. | 11.24.08 - 2:11 pm | #

Tonto, these are the best disguises we ever had!
Rustler45 | Homepage | 11.24.08 - 2:54 pm | #

"Let's see, Cardinal Schonborn claims that under Article 12 Section 23 in the fine print, that the Balloon Mass is valid and licit..."
fh in Houston | 11.24.08 - 5:28 pm | #

"Your holiness, would it be alright with you if we skipped over the begats?"
Mike in CT | Homepage | 11.24.08 - 9:18 pm | #

"Now Francis, I've read through the whole book three times, and still I find no reference to 'The Parable of the Missed Field Goal!' . . . You are pulling my leg again, no?"
brassband | 11.24.08 - 9:38 pm | #

Hmmm... I don't see anything about women's ordination.
Rob | 11.25.08 - 7:32 am | #

"How exciting! An advance copy of The Book of Life! Who else is in here?"
Jaibee | Homepage | 11.25.08 - 8:11 am | #

"Dominus Vobiscum? What the hell language is this?" (with apologies to The Crescat)
WhollyRoamin'Catholic | Homepage | 11.25.08 - 6:20 pm | #

Tito E.: AY-MEN!!! :D
anna maria | 11.25.08 - 9:26 pm | #

Yes Francis, I know you advised against closing the Vatican's own laundry, but I don't think even Sister Athaneus would have known how to get red wine stains out of Chico's white fur.
Vernon | Homepage | 11.27.08 - 7:47 pm | #