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Okay, Ve're looking up. Now vhat?
The Pope's silent thought as the Bishiops describe the murel on the ceiling."Vhat do yu think I look at every day? Did yu Vorget that I live in St. Peters?"
"WHO DA BOSS?"
yes, that's Bush, he's been levitating all afternoon.
OK Holy Father, we get it: we're supposed to lead people in this direction.
Yes, Pope John Paul II is still at his window at th Father's house.
When you die that's where you'll go. Now let's go down to the crypt...
Security is tight but discreet. We've got snipers there and there.
Those things up there? Those are the harnesses for the liturgical dancers. They were going to be lowered down on wires to the song "When the Saints Come Marching In" for the procession, but Archbishop Burke put the kibosh on that.
Holy Father, after you entreated the Americans to live their entire lives so as to be closer to God, this group has moved their Bible study to the ceiling scaffolding. Perhaps not what you meant, but they did find a place to read the Holy Scriptures which is free from distractions.
Yes, your Holiness! We know how you like red balloons. We brought this one in weeks ago!
cf: Ed Peters in http://www.americanpapist.com/20...f-day-
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And the Professor asked, "Where is heaven?"
The student prelates returned the question with a blank look.
Professor rolls his eyes upward...hinting, hinting.
"Oh, yes, yes!" Pointing, they exclained, "Up there!"
Yes, yes, every good thing comes from above.
Da plane, boss, da plane!
(With all due respect to their Eminences' of course)
WhollyRoamin'Catholic, you're a scream!
"Yes, Your Holiness, as you suspected, that is indeed Tom Peters up there in rafters, trying to get the best angle for his videos."
Made you look ... :)
And now a special lesson in American culture: You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out....
Yes, Holiness, Spider-man is also attending the mass. Yes, we asked him to. No, he won't come down.
So Holy Father, you're saying that if you throw yourself from the top of the temple, the Angels won't catch you?
Pope Benedict XVI: That's what I'm saying. Didn't you read the Gospel?
Not to be out-danced in front of the Pope by a mere Msgr., Archbishop Wuerl begrudgingly kicks it in during the chorus to "Get Ready" by the Four Tops.
Holy Father, we found your cat.
Mong. Rossi is telling the Pope that he, Mong. Rossi hopes to have his face up there soon, provided the KofC foots the bill
A birthday suprise for you!
my fav-
When you die that's where you'll go. Now let's go down to the crypt...
"Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's SuperPope!." Tom
Cardinal Mahony says that he won't come down until you approve the incense-bearing liturgical dancers for the Mass tomorrow.
Wuerl: "And up there is our new mural of great American Catholics--see Nancy Pelosi there in the center?"
Mischievous Bishops Telling Pope About the Curious American Custom Known As "Snipe Hunting"
Msgr. Rossi: This is our celing Holiness
Holy Father: I can see that we have one of those too. only bigger
Father Joe, that was so hilarious.
ROFTLMAO!
"Quick, you two distract him while I wheel in the birthday cake!"
Rossi: Now that we have him distracted, I'll make the move to be made Bishop.
Wuerl: And I'll get may red hat.
In the background, Kerry, Pelosi, et al, prepare to receive Holy Communion on a Media Day of Obligation.
In an effort to go green, Your Holiness, we've installed these solar-powered lights.
"C'mon, Holy Father . . . DO THE HUSTLE!"
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Yes, Your Holiness, they really do expect that balloon to take Dorothy back to Kansas.
The good Walter Rossi attempting to pass on his limited dance skills to his companions.
If you knock down all the milk cartons with the first throw, you win the big stuffed Barney doll.
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