"No matter what he says, don't eat any apples. Got it?"
WhollyRoamin'Catholic | Homepage | 07.16.08 - 2:00 pm | #

"These signs will accompany those who believe: in my name they will drive out demons, they will speak new languages. They will pick up serpents (with their hands), and if they drink any deadly thing, it will not harm them. They will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover." Mark 16:17-18
Al | Homepage | 07.16.08 - 2:33 pm | #

Err...I didn't know zer were znake handlers in Auztralia.
Chris | Homepage | 07.16.08 - 2:43 pm | #

"Why, you've found the soul of Mahony. Good work, my friend."
PMcGrath | 07.16.08 - 2:54 pm | #

"We can discuss whether or not snakes can be saved after lunch."
antiaphrodite | 07.16.08 - 3:14 pm | #

Wow PMcGrath. Just wow.
WhollyRoamin'Catholic | Homepage | 07.16.08 - 3:37 pm | #

He's not a python, is he?
David B. | 07.16.08 - 4:34 pm | #

"Yes, my son. You can have him on Fridays during lent."
WhollyRoamin'Catholic | Homepage | 07.16.08 - 5:02 pm | #

Ya - das is exactly vhat zey mean by "snake" in Genesis!
Hannah | 07.16.08 - 5:32 pm | #

And Evangelical Protestants everywhere began talking of the Apocalypse.
Sean L. | 07.16.08 - 5:38 pm | #

"Where's St. Patrick when you need him?"

"Toto, I don't think we're in Ireland anymore."
Clevergael | 07.16.08 - 6:18 pm | #

Excuse me my son, you want me to bless what?!?
Kenneth Merian | Homepage | 07.16.08 - 9:41 pm | #

"I'm sorry, but I'm not wearing that as an alb for the WYD Mass."
larryd | Homepage | 07.16.08 - 9:55 pm | #

"Be Not Afraid Holy Father, it's just a snake!"
christina | 07.17.08 - 1:57 am | #

I can't believe nobody's done this one yet:

"That ain't a Staff of Moses... THIS is a Staff of Moses"
Michael | 07.17.08 - 1:57 am | #

LOL Michael!!!
christina | 07.17.08 - 1:58 am | #

"Pope Benedict finally agrees to meet with a representative from the USCCB."
Devin | 07.17.08 - 2:48 am | #

"So you're the owner of that rascal? About time you caught him. Have you got any idea how much trouble he has caused?"
Martti | 07.17.08 - 8:20 am | #

Hey, I love your comments, PMcGrath and Michael! LOL!

"All creeping things, praise the Lord!"
irishgirl | 07.17.08 - 10:54 am | #

ooooh...not at all cold and slimey like the brood of vipers I know.Nice fellow,really...looks ARE deceiving.
jcd | 07.17.08 - 11:40 am | #

Ja, vee have had some problemz mit dis one before.
Mark G | 07.17.08 - 11:53 am | #

"Oy! Tastes just like chicken, Your Holi-mate!"
joseph | 07.17.08 - 3:58 pm | #

"They will pick up serpents..." of course it's nice if they aren't poisonous ones.
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"No zhank you, ve REALLY don't vant a hug from your friend."
Panda Rosa | 07.17.08 - 10:19 pm | #

Ja, vee must love all God's creaturz, but I don't think this is his favourite!
Mark G | 07.19.08 - 11:57 pm | #

Ja, itz nice. Could you please bring back the Koala again?
Mark G | 07.20.08 - 12:02 am | #

No, I think itz better that it stay here. I don't think it and Chico would get along zo well.
Mark G | 07.20.08 - 12:04 am | #

You know, in America they call these reporters.
Maggie | 07.21.08 - 3:24 pm | #

Now that' a snake!
Pauline Kasper | 07.22.08 - 10:12 am | #

Have no fear. Papa can handle Sebastian. He's got plenty of experience with the Curia.
MVH | 10.17.08 - 6:42 pm | #