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"Yeah, I named the dog 'Anathema'. Now watch this: Anathema sit!"
My mistake, wrong dog. This altar is for the German Shepherd.
no, no...not here!! anywhere but here!!!
or, in Reverend Lovejoy's voice: "that's right boy, this is the yard...do you nasty, sinful business."
Maybe I have changed too many diapers today...
"Woof?"
"Everything okay, girl? Remember, this isn't just any altar, this is for God's Own GERMAN SHEPHERD!"
"WOOF!"
"I knew you'd be impressed."
Instead of the drugs, Fido sniffed out the location of the relic in the altar...
The Swiss Guard unveil their new secret weapon, a dog capable of sniffing out heritics.
"No, Fritz- I didn't go to the wymynpriests event- down, boy!"
A Pit Bull in the White House, a German Shepherd in the Vatican and here is Rocco, the highly trained special unit ARMY POLICE DOG, protecting us from diry bombs, chemical weapons,heretics and dissenters of all kinds. Now that ain't chopped liver.
The Protestant dog handler is quite confused that the dog known for tracking down people is attracted to the alter..."Down boy. No people there just a symbol."
Lassus the dog makes sure wymynpriests aren't hiding inside the altar ready to jump out at an inopportune moment.
"Bad dog! You were not supposed to 'sprinkle' on the altar."
Entry #2:
Don't worry boy, Jesus ended animal sacrifice!
Though used to Papal events, Ercole had never been so entranced by the other, freestanding furnishings "a la moderne" that they called "altars"...
Good boy! You've found it!
Well done, Al!
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