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Sin of Envy?
Gimme an E!
"After years of prayerfully living her vow of poverty, Sister Mary Catherine was thrilled that she had finally saved enough to buy a vowel..."
And your parents thought that they had it rough with the nuns back in the day... The new generation just came up with a letter grade worse than "F"
Sister Thecla was prepared to give her students a hint at how Euler's formula begins, but she was deeply disappointed that several of them accused her of hiding the rest of the eye chart.
Sister Ma. Assumpta proudly participated in the "living alphabet" of the local parochial school:
E is for Extraordinary Form
Gimme an E! E! Gimme a U! U! Gimme a C! C! Gimme an H! H! Gimme an A! A! Gimme an R! R! Gimme an I! I! Gimme an S! S! Gimme a T! T!
"Whaddaya got?"
"Uhhhhhh, I dunno, we're from the Diocese of Rochester, we don't get no religious education."
Sister wonders, "It's been hours... maybe they said to take the "L" train?"
Vanna White's long lost sister found selling vowels on the streets of Rome to pay for habit.
Sister Mary takes the Vatican eye chart out for repairs.
The politically correct eye chart. No one can fail.
Our German-born Pontiff introduces the E-Class Nun.
I know this! I know this! "What equals M C [squared]?"
LOL, Will!
(1st Runner up: Ed Peters)
Meanwhile back at the ranch The Lone Ranger, disguised as an E, was being held hostage by a nun.
The strange little man had asked Sister Margaret to hold his "E" sign while he went to the bathroom. Four hours later, Sister was beginning to wonder. But being a nun meant that you kept your word, and keep it she would.
This Papal Audience was brought to you by the letter "E."
Sister Maruchi wondered why the womyn priest protest didn't want her sign.
Today's Vatican Street: brought to you by the letter E.
Can you tell me how to get,
how to get to Sesame Street?
Okay, this is the last time I'm doing this... (shouts) HEY, THE POPEMOBILE IS ON EMPTY! (sigh) you think they'd make sure there's a decent gas guage...
Quieter than a silent E.
How can you tell this Sister is from Yorkshire, England? She spells heaven with an "E" (as in Good 'eavens)!
Sister Mary protests faithfully for the fortification of Vitamin E in the Eucharist.
the Handmaids of the Divine Teacher's 'Illiteracy Awareness Campaign' started in the streets on a reduced budget.
"At that point, Sister realized that there would be no Catholic equivalent of Sesame Street and the invitation was a fraud."
"First runnner up" Another for Second Place, you can't fool me. :(
Hang on sister! A priest is a priest forever, but a nun can have her vowels removed.
Bacon is good.
Sigh! Where is everybody? I thought that they said to meet by the "Big E"!
Knowing she would be the difference between a feast and a fast, she hoped her ride to the Thanksgiving banquet would be on time.
NFL CBS Correspondent, Sr. Mary Butkus patiently waits for halftime to give her analysis of the Lions performance thus far.
Sister is hoping ED Peters wins for "I know this! I know this! 'What equals M C [squared]?'"
I knew I should've written down what section I parked in. I can never remember.
After years of protesting for change, Sister suddenly grasped the true meaning of the lower case "t" she wore.
E felt suddenly very self-conscious to be spotted in the street alone with a nun.
The Catholic Church: E is for Everyone!
The vow of silence makes it hard when Sister Eloise goes on day-trips.
I like yours PMcGrath! (I'm in the diocese on the right of yours--Syracuse!)
Really wanting to hold the letter "J" in Jesus, a disappointed Sister Mary left the Christmas Pageant and took her letter with her.
Yeah, I miss her too, Sister; especially around Dec. 2.
Rated: E for Everyone.
There GOES everyone. :)
Sister thought this was a good place to post her letter 'E'.
Sister was a little confused when prompted to e-sign.
I'm for Jacek's! :D (and teehee)
Sister thought by standing in front of the post deposit box with the letter E, it would speed up delivery of her Christmas cards.
The entrance exam for the Sisters of Solemn Lip-Biting was surprisingly easy.
I vote for Space Cadet's caption.
I HATE it when "L", "O" and "V" are late!
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Silent E protest!
"Who are you waiting for?" a man asks.
"Oh, I'm waitin for E!" Sister replies. "E, oh E, where are you?"
Sr. Mary Gabriel has been placed in charge of the Vatican's new E-mailing system.
Come visit us at e-nun dot com!
"I am beginning to think that the Prioress sent me here just to keep me from doing Kareoke night again!"
In preparation for the outdoor Mass celebrated in the Piazza del Sancte Whapping, Sr. Mary of the Flying Eraser marks which way the altar should face.
KEWL!! I've hit it BIG TIME!!!
Sister is just "Dancing in the Dark" habit waiting for the Springstein tour in Rome.
Miserere Street was brought to you today by the letter E, the color red, and the Sisters of Holy Cross.
"Great, I'm lost. Now how are they going to spell 'Benedict'?"
Never have I seen so many people try to crack a joke about a letter of the alphabet - I love it! =)
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