Sister Gorgonia, full-time nun and part-time gelato taster: "Ugh, I detect a hint of Marini in this one. Fail!"
Diego | 08.26.08 - 8:30 am | #

Diego,


Ha. :-)
David B. | 08.26.08 - 9:46 am | #

Just as Sister Petra Parker was about to take another lick of her ice cream cone, her Sister Sense went off, alerting her that immodesty was nearby...
David B. | 08.26.08 - 9:48 am | #

After learning that she won't have to diet for the recently canceled Miss Sister Pageant, Sister Mary Catherine lets out a deep sigh of relief before enjoying her gelato.

OR

Sister Mary Catherine was in a predicament when it came to saying grace. With her purse in her left hand and her gelato in her right, she decides it's better to cross herself with ice cream in hand than to not cross herself at all.
Brian Walden | 08.26.08 - 9:54 am | #

Sister's attempt to restore ad orientem gelato eating merely confused the passers by.
Tim Ferguson | 08.26.08 - 10:22 am | #

Gelato-seeking tourists express disappointment at finding a gelato for clergy & religious only.
GW | 08.26.08 - 11:21 am | #

Oops. I meant:
"Gelato-seeking tourists express disappointment at finding a gelato store for clergy & religious only."
GW | 08.26.08 - 11:21 am | #

Sister Emelia falls into a spiritual ecstasy, transforming her ice cream cone into the microphone that inables her to speak dire warnings to the world about impending global warming and the plight of sea monkeys.
violet | 08.26.08 - 11:24 am | #

"Put the bulldogs back in the kennel 'ladies'." [turns back]
Scott W. | Homepage | 08.26.08 - 11:41 am | #

Ouch, I am hurting myself reading these hilarious captions! :-D
David B. | 08.26.08 - 11:41 am | #

Oh! I could have had a V-8!
Edward Peters | Homepage | 08.26.08 - 12:03 pm | #

Who cares, Melissa, how many free ice cream cones and site-seeing trips she gets, you'll never get me or Madison in one of those dreadful outfits! We girls rock!
Marlena | 08.26.08 - 1:00 pm | #

Hmmmm... I like ice cream... Maybe I should be a nun.
keith | 08.26.08 - 1:12 pm | #

Catching a glimpse of her reflection in the store front glass, Sister Leslie reflects alittle on how good life has become, while she does alittle window shopping. Summertime, and the liven is easy...Mass at 9:00, lunch at Noon, ice cream indulgences at 3:00 and Oh Boy, Bingo, Beer,and pizza fritta at the St.Georgio Carnival tonite!
Heather | 08.26.08 - 2:59 pm | #

Quick girls, before she sees curfew was 6 hours ago!
St. Peter's Helpers | 08.26.08 - 3:24 pm | #

It's a nun! Honest! Kids, come quick! Look! A nun!
oremus | Homepage | 08.26.08 - 6:18 pm | #

What did Pelosi just say?
Travis D | 08.26.08 - 7:51 pm | #

Why Sister Bertrille is no longer able to fly. "Ah, the gelato is just too good to resist! Curses--I mean prayers--to the Father who got me hooked on--I mean, introduced me to the wonders of gelato!"
(PR: never tried it, know I should)
Panda Rosa | 08.26.08 - 8:26 pm | #