AmericanPapist Comments
The Pope physically discloses his true feelings toward the foreign policies of the Bush-Cheney regime.
Mr. VP, if you vill follow me I have chust enough time to hear your confession und baptize you.
Cheney: (Ppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttt)
Thank goodness. I couldn't hold that gas any longer.
The Holy Father, already far to the right of the Vice President, leads the way towards building the culture of life. Mr. Cheney, with some reluctance on certain issues, follows his lead.
"Simon Peter says, Walk zis way."
"I've worked up a little article, Herr Professor Ratzinger, and I'd like you to take a look at it."
"Follow me to my office, and I'll give it a read."
The Holy Father makes a quit exit before Vice President Cheney can show him the Halliburton portfolio.
That way to the exit!
No really, I know this great place for huntin, but the thing is you can't bring the swiss guard along.
Hey papa, turn around and watch me do the moon-walk thing. -I'm doin it- I'm doin it.
Does the Vatican need a V.P.? because I'm goin to be out of a job pretty soon and I wuz just thinkin...
Well the truth is I still have a shot gun, but the Secret Service won't let me load it... Well actually it's a toy shot gun... they wont let me have a real one... well actually they wont even let me play with the toy anymore because they say I outta control.
Where you goin Holy Father...wait up ... did you ever hear the joke about Ethan Allen in London and the portrait of George Washington?
Come along my boy, zee stick shed is vaiting.
"...
nah, maybe I'll holster this thing after all."
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