AmericanPapist Comments
"Ahh- I knew him when he was just a Monsignor......"
You are one dead duck! But once I baptize you, you will have new life in Christ!
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Ben's representation of preaching the Gospel to the Gentiles was not well received in Sr. Margaret's art class.
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Salvation Playset Bathtub Toys? Check!
Junior has a big decision for his bath. "Will I be a saint or my devilish little ducky ducky self tonight?"
In an effort to protect the economy of salvation from the toxic effects of the devil intermixed with the details, the Roman Catholic Church has proposed a plan to bind the devil to a 700B dollar duck.
In the new children's book, an action/horror story, due to be out for Christmas, the Pope re-tells his battle against a flock of satanic devil ducks who create chaos at the Vatican, kidnapping little Chico,....
"Be of sober spirit, be on the alert. Your adversary, the devil, prowls around like a roaring duck, seeking someone to beriddle with foul quacking".
Yes, we really did catch a fish this big, but that blasted devil duck swooped in and ate it! Honest.
Pope Ken I learns firsthand what happens when rubber duckies go bad.
Peace,
--Peter
Responding to the environmental movement popes since Vatican II have been casting demons into ducks who, unlike swine, suffer no adverse effects from running into the sea.
If it looks like an evil duck, walks like an evil duck, and quacks like an evil duck, it is probably a Papist.
I know that doesn't make sense, but neither does the picture.
"I ask for a Cardinal and this is what they send me??"
What's the difference between a devil duckie and a toy Pope?
Below is a parody of the parody aka Monty Python & the Holy Grail ...
POPE: Does wood sink in water?
Vatican City Villein (VCV) #1: No, no.
VCV #2: It floats! It floats!
VCV #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD in the PIAZZA: The pond!
POPE: What also floats in water?
VCV #1: Bread!
VCV #2: Apples!
VCV #3: Very small rocks!
VCV #1: Cider!
VCV #2: Great gravy!
VCV #1: Cherries!
VCV #2: Mud!
MARINI #1: Churches -- churches!
H.E. MAHONEY: Lead -- lead!
AMERICAN PAPIST: A duck .
CROWD in the PIAZZA: Oooh.
POPE: Exactly! So, logically...,
VCV #1: If... PELOSI.. weighs the same as a duck , she's made of wood.
POPE: And therefore--?
VCV #1: A witch!
Rubber duckie your the one,
you make damnation so much fun,
rubber duckie the popes gonna exercise you,
dada da dada
Never sung the word damnation before...probably not good to do it in the future.
Vy are mein handz so big?
Uhh, I don't know how quite how to preach to you . . uh, St. Francis will be along in a minute. . .
Lord love a duck, and that even means you, my little evil friend.
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The Pope had to watch his step, clearly the Duck was there to cause his downfall. Of course we all know what happens when you step on a duck in Heaven...
My vote's for Aelric, you can't go wrong with Monty Python!
GW and Lori Pieper- LOL!
Where's St. Michael the Archfowl when you need him?!
I like GW`s
Your clergy photos keep getting smaller and smaller
Look, the Devil! Duck!
It is just like the first Pope said, "Be sober and vigilant. Your opponent the devil is prowling around like a quacking duckie looking for (someone) to devour."
WhollyRoamin'Catholic & Vee8:
Thank you! 8-D
Pope on a rope & a rubber ducky, too!
Pope v Evil Duck
"Gee Davey, look what the witch turned us into." "Goliath I'm now a Catholic, wuhhhh Luther help me."
Not even Darkwing Duck can overcome the Holy Father!
Brian Walden & YYYYY good ones!
yyyyyy -- terrific!
Maureen's got my vote!
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