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Yeah, check 'em out...got 'em from the same Prada store Papa Ratzi got his red ones from!
I'll be damned. Black patent leather shoes really do reflect up.
Wow...so THAT'S who's in Hell.
"Good grief, man, what did you step in??"
Or...
"Shhh...don't look, don't look, but isn't that Moses over there behind the railing??"
Everyone look down and Maybe Santa Claus will stop staring at us
Heads it is...
"These shoes are made for praying and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these shoes are gonna pray all over you" with apologies to whoever wrote "These boots are made for walking"
hacky sack.
"Twins right scram left 585 crab. On two. Break!"
Tails! you get to be the bugia bearer and I get to be buskin boy!
In a blatant display of specieism, several Catholics, led by a senior prelate, literally look down on an innocent ant colony.
"The search for the spirit of Vatican II continues....."
Your Excellency, is that what an Anathema looks like?
And this is where we've installed the trap door in case Biden presents himself for communion.
Scott W, doublenan #1 and Brian Walden are just hilarious!
"The coin has landed on heads, and the seminarians elect to receive." Meanwhile, Professor Dumbledore, who has recently considered converting to Catholicism, is still on the outside looking in.
Look there ... Democratic Catholic votes going right down that drain ...
"Look right there! It says, 'Benedict wuz here.'"
or perhaps,
"Look right there! It says, 'Hic erat Benedictus.'"
Wow, he really does pitch for Geico!
That's not Shinola you stepped in...
That's not Shinola you stepped in...
"The staring contest with the sidewalk portrait was doomed to failure."
Or
"Hey, where did that little boy pope go? "
Guy on the left: "Sorry, your Excellency, but George is the best at appearing humble"
An audience with Pope Cabbage Patch I
A bishop prays with a small group as they watch particles collide seconds before the end of the world
As noted in this photo, the Vatican Criminal Investigative Service forensic science team worked over the scene, but to no avail: there was simply nothing left of the missing liberal theologian nor any residual effects of the reported lighting strike.
Please, don't take a step-- you might tear it-- just keep looking really hard for my contact lens.
On for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready,
now Go Cardinal,Go meet with Pelosi.
"SOLE SEARCHING 2008"
"I'M A SOLE MAN"
Realizing that they sent Santa the wrong date for the Papal Mass. They decided to paly ini mini minei mo to see give him the news and end up on the naughty list.
Now which of you fine lads is going to climb down there and find my keys?
"Heads has won the toss, do you wish to kick or receive?"
I can't compete with these and I can't decide which one is my favorite. I'm just glad you were able to make me smile a little today.
Abraham (upper left corner) could always tell when people were coveting each other's shoes.
Tenth time in a row... okay, who's going to admit they keep using a two-headed coin?
I can't believe Pope Benedict lost his ring again! Call a Cardinal...Oh wait, I am a Cardinal. Never mind.
It's okay, gentlemen. O'Malley isn't looking. SQUASH THAT BUG!
'It's still moving! Stomp it again!
Which one is my left foot?
Competition in this years 'Where's Santa?' tournament had a few participants vexed.
Billy was surprisingly good humored after having been mysteriously glued to the ground, leaving him to deal with curious stragglers long after the papal audience had ended.
I dropped my contact.
"One more time. The Electric Slide is: right foot step right, left foot cross in front of the right, step right, tap left against right..."
Stress relief is needed before the Holy Father's arrival. The hokie-pokie is a fine option.
Whoops! Sorry! I stepped on your contact lens!
See? See? See I told you aliens always leave evidence.
I say doublenan's got a winner!
"Shhh...don't look, don't look, but isn't that Moses over there behind the railing??"
...he knows when you've been bad or go, so be good, for goodness sake!
Brian W. takes the cake!
Tom, you favor the early birds. :-)
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