AmericanPapist Comments
"Please do not try to walk on water" (leave it to the professionals)
Liturgical dancing leads downward to hell.
Praise and worship can be dangerous while going down stairs...choose a suitable,stable, (and preferably flat) environment.
The sure and certain fate of visiting cantors who would employ the "touchdown" gesture during Mass at St. Peter's.
Caution: Charismatic Zone.
Attn: Medieval Waterslide!
With the election of Benedict XVI, earlier plans to retrofit the various structures of the Vatican into theme-park-type rides were abandoned, but some traces of this discredited scheme yet remain.
"Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate."
Caution: High Temptation Area Ahead
Who says the slipper slope doesn't come in steps?
Beware of the "Spirit of Vatican II".
REPENT, or else .....
On the trapdoor of Levada's office
OOPS! Watch your step!
The Lord guards the steps of the righteous but wicked are on a slippery slope and they surely will fall.The Lord's hand is against those who hurt His prophets.The LORD looks down and laughs at the wise men's thoughts because the wisdom of this world is foolishness to GOD.HE is not convinced by the arguments of the wise.Today,whoever is not united with the Pope, will also fall.
Lest we forget our fall from grace...
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
The Vatican's cutting edge fire prevention technology will send jets of water over a building's stairways, simultaneous creating a waterslide escape route while dousing the fire.
Banned from churches, liturgical dancers in Vatican City have been congregating in the rooms, hallways, and even stairways of various museums and commercial buildings forcing the Vatican to put up "Caution: Liturgical Dancing" signs for the safety of visitors.
What Happens to "Pro-Choice" Catholic Politicians!
Tom
Despite Led Zeppelin's assertion that "There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure...And she's buying a stairway to heaven" THIS is what happens if you try it!
You too will jump for joy using the new Vatican stairmaster
I'm glad I'm not choosing the winner. It'd only take me all my life :)!
"The ancient art of stair sliding just hasn't had the resurgence we once expected."
This door, located directly to the left of the Pearly Gates, is NOT a fire escape.
The Scala Falla
Even the Vatican is not immune from EU bureaucracy requiring warning signs for even the smallest change of floor level.
Walking up the Walls and Ceiling May Not Be Expressly Forbidden, But If You Insist on Doing So, Do Not Blame Us For the Results.
Even Satan is held to the tight standards of OSHA.
Dante felt others should at least get a warning about the tour.
Scott W. takes the prize!
Sorry, I don't get it-Scott Ws comment. IMO Fr Jay Ts comment was funniest, but its your blog :) !
I AGREE WITH ANNA MARIA. SO, WHAT UP, AMP? JESUS IS A CHARISMATIC! SO,WHERE IS, LIKE,DUH,THE HUMOUR?
What are you guys smokin'?
Hopefully not whatever you're on, Anon. :P
Too bad.I am on the Way,the TRUTH and the LIFE: the ROCK OF AGES and JESUS is my beloved and I am HIS.
The caption that won is absolutely distasteful. The Charismatic Movement is not one to be joked about or laughed at. Our late Holy Father John Paul II gave his blessing to the movement many times. Since becoming Catholic over a decade ago, I am so tired of people in the Church continually bashing others in the SAME Church who worship in other approved ways. I am not saying that Liturgical abuse should be allowed to continue, but when Movements and devotions are approved, there is no room for the faithful to bash those who ascribe to them.
Be it Novus Ordo or Tridentine, can we stop the anger and prideful attitudes?
THANK YOU,JOHN!
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